mycar:
Buhari has scored an own goal
Buhari has forgotten that he is the president because the cjn pronounced him as one.
He has bitten the hand that feeds him.

see you,which hand did he bite that fed him..are you telling me it is ex-cjn that brought him in as the president..All i know is that the truth will prevail.

Sometimes, when an all
important person dies in
the society, a part of that
person remains here never
to be forgotten. For some
people, it is their wealth
that lingers on. For others,
it is their works and
achievement. For someone
like Gbenga 'Funwotan'
Adeboye, it was his
laughter, his happiness,
the very core of his
profession, that he left
behind.
Needless to say, when
Gbenga Adeboye was
alive, his happiness was
everyone's happiness. He
made big problems into
teeny-weeny jokes so that
when these little jokes are
laughed over, these
challenges and mountain-
like distresses disappear all together.
After what looked like a
brief, strange illness, the
legendary comedian who
had gained quite a ground
in the entertainment
industry died. Ever since,
he has been greatly
missed by many Nigerians
home and abroad. In
honour of his memory,here are five facts about him that are worth noting.
1. His birth and career
Gbenga Adeboye was born
on September 30, 1959, at
Ode Omu, Gbongan, Osun
state. Nigeria. Although
very little is known about
his childhood, it is known
that the late Gbenga
started working as a
freelance radio presenter
for Radio Lagos where he
started a very popular
programme which was
solely meant for Yoruba
audience.
The name of the
programme which started
in 1981 was Funwontan.
Later on, clips from the
improvised and mostly
impromptu shows were
cut out and put in nine
albums. Some of them
include Orisunkunnu 1 and
2, Ph. D Beetle, Funwontan
1 & 2, Oro lati ori ite mimo
1 & 2, Versatility, Aiyetoro,
Controversy, Supremacy
and Ijinle.
2. Jack of all trades, master
of all
Gbenga Adeboye was,
during his lifetime, a man
of many talents. His craft
covered nearly every
aspect of the
entertainment industry
and he excelled in all of
them. He was a comedian
(he pioneered stand-up
comedy) who could make
people's eyes water with
his jokes. He was a
musician whose songs of
'unusual genres' contained
in depth lyrics and melody
that caused several people
to genuflect.
Even more, Gbenga was an
activist, orator, prophet,
mimic, humorist,
entertainer and master of
ceremony. It was quite
impressive how he was
able to use his talent so
well within a short time.
Better still, through his
words, jokes and actions,
Gbenga addressed societal
and political ills within the society.continue reading
https://www.legit.ng/1217106-in-memory-funwontan-6-facts-late-legendary-comedian-gbenga-adeboye.html

The year 2019 will start off with a bang when Uranus, the planet of rebellion, retrogrades into Aries. This will bring several major life changes, especially in emotional and health areas. Luckily, Uranus doesn’t stay that long before turning back into Aries then taking up residence in Taurus in March.The new moon in early January will bring a partial solar eclipse into Capricorn, making it an ideal time to start or grow your business. This is the time to follow your creative passions because they will lead to bigger and more exciting opportunities.The full moon in January is a total lunar eclipse in the first degree of Leo. This will bring unexpected events that can cause anxiety. Like the dramatic Leo, life will feel more hectic and fast-paced. Thankfully, the end of January will bring a period of calm as all the planets are direct. This will end in early March when Mercury goes into retrograde, bringing mayhem to Pisces. Here’s everything else you need to know: Go out there and see the world In 2019, you may feel the need to travel and explore. This is thanks to Jupiter, the planet of expansion, luck, and exploration will be spending 2019 vacationing in Sagittarius, the traveler of the Zodiac. This combination wants to broaden our horizons and to open us up to new ways of seeing the world. The universe will be pushing you abroad so if you receive a sign that you should get away (unexpected money coming in, study aboard scholarship, etc) you should take it. A pretty chill year for love If you’re looking for love in 2019, don’t expect any dramatic affairs. The lovely planet Venus will transit Scorpio at the start of the year and will stay during the duration of 2019. Scorpio is pragmatic and Venus will make you look at any sentimental issues with a critical eye. You will able to find solutions to your romantic problems with little drama. Wise Venus will give you the knowledge and foresight to avoid games, drama and any complicated situations. Attitude is everything Getting into summer, the new moon in July, entering Cancer, will be a total solar eclipse. This eclipse will bring a healthy breath of optimism. Positive influences from Uranus and a star in Gemini Constellation make this an excellent eclipse for enjoying the company loved ones and making memories. With hard work and a positive attitude, can turn dreams into reality. Flex those creative muscles Twenty nineteen is the year to nurture your creative talents. Jupiter will square with Neptune three times this year: first in January, then again in June, and one last time in September. Jupiter squared with Neptune is a major planetary aspect that hasn’t happened since 2006, and will not happen again until 2025. During these periods, you will feel a lot of creative energy. However, you need to make an effort to develop your gifts to reach its full potential. This will require hard work and discipline; do not go looking for shortcuts. New energy, new opportunities Toward the end of the year, the planets will bring you the lucky breaks that you’ve been needing. This is the perfect time to try new things and take risks. The risks you take will pay off with successes that bring new and exciting experiences. You will have the freedom to push the boundaries and explore new territories. Overall, 2019 will breathe new energy into your life. This year will bring to you an exciting journey of freedom, liberation, and a time to take care of your emotional and spiritual well-being. Embrace the creative vibration of the year and you will find an abundance of new opportunities.

rickyboss333:
lolz, my happiest moment was when I got a job of 850k per month. then in a twinkle of an eye, I was driving my dream car and was ready to move in into my 2 storey mansion I designed myself. Damn...have never been happier.

my saddest moment was when my phone alarm beeped, and realized it was just a dream

With hard work and a positive attitude,can turn dreams into reality.2019 gonna be a big year

ikhileomotayo:


Mine was saying goodbye to paying rent to landlords. Started this project since 2013 and thank God I completed it this year

2019 gonna be a big year

Nobodys:
31.

dat must be your wedding nit right .

nazablossom:
They are still better than a country that cannot produce ordinary toothpick.

you know u're reffering to some1 country our country and your country...

https://www.nairaland.com/3807014/how-compliment-woman-islam How to compliment woman in islam.

Do you still remember your style of hanging bag to school.

Saff:
Where is the flat one?

don't you know say the flat one self dey get milk especially if squeeze well.it'll split out like nunu.

The weight self makes me fear.People are with different ambition nd goal.To serve nigeria with all my strength.She really tried congrat to her.

IgbosAreOsus:

Mumu



Which position hìn dey himself?

leave him...People no sabi I swear he dey jealous.

OGUN IKO TODAJU....Aidan ao ge keke a o ko sinu ike ragolis a o da sugar si a o wa bu omi si..a o bere si ni mu nijo keji..aro,osan ati lale titi ojo meta yio lo.odaju.

kai oyegun.... sorry o

if person dey go to herbalist doesn't mean he is a ritualist.

The injection is not placed in the right place.

pls add me 08105574256

she wants to kill
me, I don’t want to
die now, :-D:-D:-Dplease
separate us.see this old man who is afraid of death it still want enjoy:-D:-D:-D

FORTHNIGHT:

EJO KINI ORUKO MIRAN FUN EWE URERE?

ewe rere ni ede adugbo ni u ti won fi si

sylvez:



Certainly not fixed, so, where is the map showing?

read fact no.9 and this is fact no.10Bermuda Triangle is
one of the rare places
on earth where the
compass does not
point towards
Magnetic North.
Instead of that, it point
towards true north,
which creates
confusion and that's
why so many ships
and planes lost its
course in the triangle

facts no.9:The first person to report about Bermuda Triangle was Christopher Columbus. He wrote in his journals that inside the triangle, the ship's compass stopped working and he also saw a fireball in the sky

fact no.3:The disappearances are ascribed to UFO's and alien activity, city of Atlantis lost under the triangle, and ious other technical, natural and geographical reasons. Fact no.4 Whenever any plane or ship disappears in the Triangle, its debris cannot be found. The reason behind this is that Gulf Stream runs near the triangle, which quickly gets rid of the debris.

fact no.2:The bermuda triangle is certainly not fixed and its effect can be experienced outside of the triangle too.

FACTS NO 1:The Bermuda Triangle is not small. In fact, it is quite large and covers an area of 440,000 miles of sea. This is larger than the combined area of Rajasthan, Madhya Pradesh & Maharashtra.

We are in computer age,children of nowadays are wiser than what you think so don't say what did he know,the issue of kidnapping,rape,sex assault(i don't know why some people don't have shame having sex with underage).parent you have a role to eradicate all this. These are some certains thing you need to train your children and also things need to stop doing as a parent.1)never allow her to sit
down on any man's lap.
2)don't dress naked
infront of your children
)don't let anybody call
your children his wife or
my husband 4)if your child
said they want to play
know the kind of play
they want to play:
05)don't try to force your
child to go for holiday or
leave with someone
6)don't leave your children
alone with boys in the
house. 7). If your see your
children running away
from someone leave them
don't ask him/her why is it
like that train your child
on sex education 9)make
sure you watch film before
letting them watch it and
also know the kind of
movie they watch 10)train
her how to clean up her
self when it is three years
old for instance 'tamba'
don't even allow his
brother to do it for her is
better you train her if you
can't 11)make sure you
know the kind of music
he/she is listening to
12)let your children be
brave to talk to people 13)
if he/she complain about
someone don't ignore his
word,be suspiscious.

wolex1960:

this O'level uploading of a thing, is it also applicable to direct entry candidate??

it is compulsory for all candidate

Rhodalila:


please when is the upload ending

you better go and do it fast because it will soon close.if u want to do d uploading go to jamb accredited center(not cyber-cafe o) and take your 0'level result along with u nd also small change(money).within minutes u're done wit it.

i decides not to invest all my time in school....so i hustle nd also schooling...first class student doen't belongs to first class person in the world.

bad dream.try and take care of yourself

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