Culture › Re: .. by Midumighty(m): 12:06pm On Jul 05, 2017 |
tani o ni ogun'ibukun oluwa ni muni la'.ko jowo mo nilo re, eni tio ba ni ki so isori ogun ti o ba fe ma fun.eyiti odaju ni ma fun(tested ok) |
Culture › Re: .. by Midumighty(m): 12:00pm On Jul 05, 2017 |
....Ogun iferan todaju fun enikeni...,awo ewure dudu,irun abe,ewe amunimuye,odidi atare kan,ekanna owo mewewa ati ti ese mewewa,irun ipenpeju die,irun ori die a o jo po a o fi sinu ounje fun eni naa.die ninu ebu yen ni o. |
Culture › Re: .. by Midumighty(m): 11:53am On Jul 05, 2017 |
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Romance › Re: I'm Too Addicted To Sex I Need You Are Advice On How To Stop It by Midumighty(m): 12:14am On Jul 05, 2017 |
maxysmith: Anytime ur thing wants to stand ....use rope and nylon to tie it will u help him if he can't be able to tie it? |
Jokes Etc › Joke Around The Globe by Midumighty(op): 11:36pm On Jul 02, 2017 |
Job Interview. MP
OFFICER:- What is your name?
Monday:- M.P. sir
OFFICER:- In full please
Monday:- Monday Paul
OFFICER:- Your father's name?
Monday:- M.P. sir
OFFICER:- What does that mean?
Monday:- Matthias Paul
OFFICER:- Your native place?
Monday : M.P. sir
OFFICER:- What's that?
Monday:- Mkpuma Province
OFFICER:- What is your
qualification?
Monday:- M.P.
OFFICER:- (angry) What is that?!!!
Monday:- Mathematics Professor
OFFICER:- So why do you need a
job?
Monday:- It is because of M.P. sir
OFFICER: Meaning?
Monday:- Money Problems
OFFICER:- Would you explain
yourself and stop wasting my
time? What's your personality
like?
Monday: MP sir.
OFFICER: And what is that?
Monday:- Marvelous Personality
OFFICER:- I see... I will get back to
you.
Monday:- Sir, how was M.P. sir?
OFFICER:- And what's that again?
Monday:- My Performance.
OFFICER:- I think you have M.P.
Monday:- Meaning?
OFFICER:- Mental Problem!!!
Don't laugh alone.
Share this to M.P. (Many People)
to put smile on their faces.
I have post this for u because u
are M.P. (My Person) |
Culture › Re: .. by Midumighty(m): 11:17pm On Jul 02, 2017 |
shakuna: moni ogun iferan to damiloju ogun owo/ibon todaju.mi koro agbalumo kan tio oba di ojo keta wa ya mo igbe,wa yo sita.ti o ba ni fe si te ate ranse sori numba yii. |
Culture › Re: .. by Midumighty(m): 11:11pm On Jul 02, 2017 |
Obaf1: ;;;;;;;;;;ejowo sir kini oruko ti a tun pe igi nla, i mean oruko miran fun IGI NLA. Ama juyin se oooh asee se ko si loja ni igi nla na ni wo pe. |
Culture › Re: .. by Midumighty(m): 11:09pm On Jul 02, 2017 |
shakuna: moni ogun iferan to damiloju motini iferan todaju lorisirisi.mo nilo re mo |
Agriculture › Re: Agriculture Is Not The Magic Solution - By Simon Kolawole by Midumighty(m): 12:53pm On Jun 17, 2017 |
I like this.yoruba is always good about thinking wise for solutions.good exposure hope government shud take advantage of it. |
Agriculture › Re: Best Cassava Production Plan To Help You Make Money by Midumighty(m): 10:02pm On Jun 16, 2017 |
Oluwachinta: Please which variety is the 6months cassava and is the yield more than TME419? Thank you this is nt about 419 bt the truth. |
Agriculture › Re: Best Cassava Production Plan To Help You Make Money by Midumighty(m): 10:01pm On Jun 16, 2017 |
Oluwachinta: Please which variety is the 6months cassava and is the yield more than TME419? Thank you |
Education › Re: What Exactly Are We University Engineering Students Doing In School? by Midumighty(m): 11:06pm On Jun 15, 2017 |
na xo one guy give me work to do cum dey claim say he study electrical engineer, i said brother y can't u do it he said he is sick.i didn't finish d work dat day he said he will call me.1month later,he called dat i shud cum nd see him. When i get there he has burn all d wire in his house because he want to do the remaining work by doing wat he doesn't av knowledge about. |
Education › Re: See JAMB Cut Off Mark For All Schools 2017/2018 | Universities And Polytechnics by Midumighty(m): 12:13am On Jun 01, 2017 |
AntiIPOB: Stop all this na,jamb said they have not released cut off marks na. i was also surprised o |
Romance › Re: Why Must A Man's Private Part Stand When Ever He Sees A Lady's Cleavages? by Midumighty(m): 11:59pm On May 31, 2017 |
it is d work of d nature.what will make your penis(rasaki) stand wen u c any woman breast it d samething of what will happen wen u c ur wife(like any other woman) breast 2, so tell me if it doesn't stand,how will you copulate?although there a some men if u open it 4them they won't do it there a d God fearing piple nt virgin,virgin jst let d woman come closer wit her body he'll forget his name.women no be so. |
Education › Re: 6 Effective Ways To Read And Remember Everything by Midumighty(m): 11:16am On May 28, 2017 |
nice exposure.kip it up |
Islam › Re: Why Will Sultan Always Be The One To Declare Fasting For A Whole Nation..? by Midumighty(m): 11:37pm On May 27, 2017 |
Kathmandu: Why should the Sultan automatically becomes the head of Muslims in Nigeria when there are other groups that can also vie for it.
Yoruba Muslims need to rise up and challenge this aberration. Sultan doesn't have a direct communication to Allah so others should aspire for the head of Muslim body They wanted to put sheikh habeebullahi Adam Al-ilory(O.O.N) but dey disqualified him because of beard hair. |
Education › Re: I Need Help. (UTME: 308 Last Year And 305 Again This Year But I'm Frustrated) by Midumighty(m): 10:58pm On May 27, 2017 |
Ikennablue: it is nt possible 2 get medicine tru change of course k |
Islam › Re: A Day To RAMADAN, Drop Ur Muslim Name If You're Proud Of It. by Midumighty(m): 6:23am On May 27, 2017 |
Abdulhameed |
Islam › Ramadan-the Month Of Glory by Midumighty(op): 6:11am On May 27, 2017 |
The Prophet(S.A.W) said; there are two joys for a fasting man,one joy at the time of breaking and another joy at the time of meeting with his lord!-Muslim. Fasting is half of patience and patience is the half of faith.Allah says,"those who are patience will be given rewards without measure"Qur'an 39:13 Happy Ramadan.May Allah accept it for us as part of ibada. |
Islam › Re: Nairaland Muslim Newbies: Introduce Yourselves Here by Midumighty(m): 6:05am On May 27, 2017 |
salam haleikum my brothers nd sisters in islam.my name is Abdulhameed 4rum Agege.i was new here although the first time i enter this i've posted one topic. so am using this moment to introduce my self |
Education › Re: I Need Help. (UTME: 308 Last Year And 305 Again This Year But I'm Frustrated) by Midumighty(m): 4:42pm On May 25, 2017 |
choose less competitative course nd when u get to 200level u do change of course. |
Romance › Re: I Am In A Very Big Trouble, Please Nairalanders Help by Midumighty(m): 9:37am On May 23, 2017 |
go meet aboki na |
Education › Re: Painfull UTME Result!!! by Midumighty(m): 9:05pm On May 22, 2017 |
pls help o i did jamb on wed may 17 i've not c my result .d sistem is saying result is nt yet out |
Islam › Re: How To Compliment A Woman In Islam by Midumighty(op): 11:36pm On May 19, 2017 |
mcbau2020: Surah An-Noor, Verse 30: قُل لِّلْمُؤْمِنِينَ يَغُضُّوا مِنْ أَبْصَارِهِمْ وَيَحْفَظُوا فُرُوجَهُمْ ذَٰلِكَ أَزْكَىٰ لَهُمْ إِنَّ اللَّهَ خَبِيرٌ بِمَا يَصْنَعُونَ
Tell the believing men to lower their gaze (from looking at forbidden things), and protect their private parts (from illegal sexual acts, etc.). That is purer for them. Verily, Allah is All-Aware of what they do. (English - Mohsin Khan)
via iQuran
Surah An-Noor, Verse 31: وَقُل لِّلْمُؤْمِنَاتِ يَغْضُضْنَ مِنْ أَبْصَارِهِنَّ وَيَحْفَظْنَ فُرُوجَهُنَّ وَلَا يُبْدِينَ زِينَتَهُنَّ إِلَّا مَا ظَهَرَ مِنْهَا وَلْيَضْرِبْنَ بِخُمُرِهِنَّ عَلَىٰ جُيُوبِهِنَّ وَلَا يُبْدِينَ زِينَتَهُنَّ إِلَّا لِبُعُولَتِهِنَّ أَوْ آبَائِهِنَّ أَوْ آبَاءِ بُعُولَتِهِنَّ أَوْ أَبْنَائِهِنَّ أَوْ أَبْنَاءِ بُعُولَتِهِنَّ أَوْ إِخْوَانِهِنَّ أَوْ بَنِي إِخْوَانِهِنَّ أَوْ بَنِي أَخَوَاتِهِنَّ أَوْ نِسَائِهِنَّ أَوْ مَا مَلَكَتْ أَيْمَانُهُنَّ أَوِ التَّابِعِينَ غَيْرِ أُولِي الْإِرْبَةِ مِنَ الرِّجَالِ أَوِ الطِّفْلِ الَّذِينَ لَمْ يَظْهَرُوا عَلَىٰ عَوْرَاتِ النِّسَاءِ وَلَا يَضْرِبْنَ بِأَرْجُلِهِنَّ لِيُعْلَمَ مَا يُخْفِينَ مِن زِينَتِهِنَّ وَتُوبُوا إِلَى اللَّهِ جَمِيعًا أَيُّهَ الْمُؤْمِنُونَ لَعَلَّكُمْ تُفْلِحُونَ
And tell the believing women to lower their gaze (from looking at forbidden things), and protect their private parts (from illegal sexual acts, etc.) and not to show off their adornment except only that which is apparent (like palms of hands or one eye or both eyes for necessity to see the way, or outer dress like veil, gloves, head-cover, apron, etc.), and to draw their veils all over Juyubihinna (i.e. their bodies, faces, necks and bosoms, etc.) and not to reveal their adornment except to their husbands, their fathers, their husband's fathers, their sons, their husband's sons, their brothers or their brother's sons, or their sister's sons, or their (Muslim) women (i.e. their sisters in Islam), or the (female) slaves whom their right hands possess, or old male servants who lack vigour, or small children who have no sense of the shame of sex. And let them not stamp their feet so as to reveal what they hide of their adornment. And all of you beg Allah to forgive you all, O believers, that you may be successful. (English - Mohsin Khan)
via iQuran jazakum lai hairan |
Islam › Re: How To Compliment A Woman In Islam by Midumighty(op): 11:29pm On May 19, 2017 |
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Islam › Re: How To Compliment A Woman In Islam by Midumighty(op): 11:28pm On May 19, 2017 |
princessayesha: Op, do u love her ?  Well if you do..tell her. Prophet Muhammad Sallallahu Alaihi Wasallam said, " if you love someone, tell him/her "  |
Islam › Re: How To Compliment A Woman In Islam by Midumighty(op): 11:20pm On May 19, 2017 |
Smartdoy: Ordinarily, She shouldn't expose herself on facebook to the extent that you will see her nt exposing her body she even wore hijab bt jst looked beautiful. |
Islam › Re: How To Compliment A Woman In Islam by Midumighty(op): 11:17pm On May 19, 2017 |
aalafasy: First of all your Intention matters, Are you just Appreciating her Beauty without any other thing on your mind, if yes then dere then its allowed she is jst like 6ista 2me |
Islam › How To Compliment A Woman In Islam by Midumighty(op): 4:54pm On May 18, 2017 |
salam haleikum my fellow brothers and sisters in islam,there is one question that is bothering me and I want you to help me shed light on it.There was a girl,she is deeply in islam,she posted her pics on facebook.my question is this can I compliment her like you are beautiful.what did quran and hadith says about this. |
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Romance › Re: Do You Prefer Ass Over Boôbs Or Boôbs Over Ass by Midumighty(m): 12:32am On May 09, 2017 |
shinarlaura: God gave it to me so it's for me alone  u can't eat it alone. |
Education › Re: Jamb Has Landed Me Into Trouble by Midumighty(m): 12:13am On May 09, 2017 |
u must find how u'll take login to ur email.bt u 2 suppose to use anoda number 2creat d gmail nd u'll use ur own fone number in jamb reg fone number.did u av recovery email if yes u can still recover. Jst try 2recover it |