so I was chatting with a long time friend of mine, we have been friends since 2L in the university, our friendship is 5years now. I have been asking her to date me but she has refused, giving excuses I don't think hold water.

What Do you think of her excuses?




Me? I think she was just complimenting me. our chat on Whatsapp today.

Mskrisx:




Heheehee no boo yet...i need to have money first so the booing go sweet.

You don't have to do the spending, he will. but it good to be independent though, thumbs up.

wait, is that a new Whatsapp version? and I couldn't read the chat, tooooooo conjoined, don't want to stress my eyes.

Mskrisx:




Just looked at ya dp..u cute too..

Blood of God, what did go to my profile to do, I am too ugly ma. *crying* I am not as cute as your boo na

Mskrisx:


Lwkm thanks boss.

me boss? who is working under me? mama na you I dey follow oh
How are you though?

MrSly:

you are talking about merit? return your SSCE cert cos you did not make it all by yourself. then tell me once more about merit.

Lol, so you think everyone who sat for WAEC in Nigeria do not merit their results? so because of the corrupt way you did yours you think everyone else's own was gotten the same way? Well, with your thinking I have conclude that the Youths of this country are not ready, the old men will keep rubbing their black a*sess on our faces because we are too blind to see the wrong because of tribalism.

Mskrisx:


Gawd y evils Baba nla werey

Lol, all I wrote up there are the truth, you've got nice shape though.

Mama nla

I hope the man is not wishing himself what am thinking, because he go do am like film tricks.




Don't joke with pinnick.

all I see are old, expired biatches seeking attention, they can kill themselves, who cares? You?






Well guess what? I DON'T.

hmmm, don't any thing to contribute, was just passing, thanks.

Ok, helpful, lemme try it on my car, I hope I get it right, because all this kind thing can fear me

OP, it's me who took her virginity. Lol, but some girls can lie about the issue of virginity ehn, na so one babe told me she lost her virginity the first time she shaved. even till today I still see that girl and be like *baba oh, you can lie*


other reasons I have heard is, *I was raped by my ex, and that's why we broke up* * It was a mistake* they never admit anything.

OP, you hanged out with a pvssy n1gga and you expect us to applaud you?


that guy is a liability to a younger dude Mehn, Davido had to make him a bouncer, watch any of Davido 's live on stage and see B'RED and shina Rambo live in action.

oh, I will read later, lemme just follow the trend and when it hits front page,I will come back to read it.

she has been cooking her album since she broke into the industry, mtcheeeew, after na after every every na still nonsense we go hear for the album,


*plug my earphones* #TheGermanJuice,TheGirlWithGermanJuice

so a kiss in cheek is making this guy go nut? huh?
and who knows what the girl will get after that *not so Interesting kiss* yeye

I have seen more fresher and succulent boobs than this, like Kim Kardashian's, Rihana's, and even my Olosho's boobs got my swagz than this.


OP what am trying to buttress is that this picture won't make me use my Vaseline, No, it won't.

But that man is a guy man, he doesn't look like he care, for him mind he be like, *I am just here to say I DO*

that post is a long John, couldn't read it.



well I hope their conditions are met, because all their bombing is not going to kill me but impoverish the low income earners while those at the top will pop champagne to it.

hmmm, this man is a wise man, but I will start taking him serious only when he ask for his daughter sacked from CBN,



after all, she wasn't there by merit.

vv

see his small d1ck, molesting an aged woman because your strength pass hers,






insert a stick of broom in his pee hole,

#JungleJusticeIsNotTheAnswer

vizkiz:
I think I have come to realize the alarming number of gays we have in nairaland and Nigeria

Just mention anything against those dead guys at Orlando and see what happens to you.
Silly set of yansh furckers forming human rights. Y'all should just keep ranting online on dare not enter the streets with your cork sucking mouth cuz you will get beaten and burnt alive then I will come here and type RIP (roast in peace) abominations

Salute the general, lol "ROAST IN PEACE"

hmm, you love her for marriage, cool; she is a good girl, great, did you ask the doctor the risk of the lump operation she did and you know you'll need a lot of money for her kidney operation, she's just21 how come she is unfortunate like that?

Akinz0126:


Korea film lover fan spotted CITY HUNTER 1 of its favourite I presume.

lol, yeah, you know what it means right? "benefactor"

Lol, when did Ekiti state elect this mofo? so since you didn't complain it's now? tomorrow now you'll enter the street to buy agbado(roasted corn), don't sit Dan and work. be wasting Ekiti state money on newspaper pages insulting and complaining.

I don't know why I am even saying this, but why is she her gist hitting our sacred front page? please if it's not her nude don't post about her.....


*picks up Vaseline, enters bathroom, closes door*

don't argue with a black man, in a black uniform, under the sun, if you know what's is good just "drop" and go,



But I wish justice be done against those murfvckers