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Dat sounds lyk two weeks ago.

Tout

Yo momma's so fat shes got16 hearts!

Then Its a sad case of amnesia cuz clem sed u were d nerdy guy behind me.

U poor so tey na N20, N10, and N5 make up ur N3000 school fees.

@rich dad
then she'll post
"WHY I DON'T VISIT TIGHT-FISTED FOLKS"
tho some ppl com "visiting" and all they want to hear is "wat do we offer u?" even wen u say som'n lyk "wuld u lyk to see a movie?" they re so carid away they culd say "yes please, rice will do"

More than four users on nairaland have give this same reason for not visiting rich folks! Wats up wit dat??

*whispers smiling*
dat guy's brain has been reformatted, he can remember we're marid. He waz askn 4 d wedn date on 1 thread.

*whispers*
the one dat came to d house the oda day.

A friend wrote d story above nd wanted to knw wat yall think.

*whispers* sincerely i think he's phyyyycoooo. . .

My 6-yr old sis
my kid sis waz alwys buging me nd asking me to tel hr a bdtym stry. This fthful nyte, she gt realy pushy nd i gt rely pisst and thn i laid her on her bed nd i tld hr dis stry;
Their was 1c a lil grl dt was alwaz naging nd wantng every1 2 plz hr alone. 1day, she saw an old man beging on d strts he hd vry lng fngrnails nd tith wit mucor drilng dwn 4rm his nose. He had a vry big and nsty scar on hs 4head wich was a bulet kaina hole.
*at dis pt, i tink she was vry xcited cos i cld only c her eyes shining brightly d rst of hr fce was coverd wit hr blnky *
She tld d mn 2 gv hr all d mney he hd rceivd, he refuse bt she insistd thn d old man tld hr to fllw him which she did. He sudenly turnd nd drve hs fnger nail in2 her chest, brght out he heart, folded her intestnes nd puld out hr stomach.
THE END
she used to lyk me.

Oxidation

Yo papa dey dream of to buy car wen hn no fit afford bicycle spoke.

Lets start by cing ur pic.

"assist"

Oxygen

*even tho hes confused he gave in to d power of hydraulics*
aaaaalryte

This is so not funny.

@ituen
beta be
@clem
*holding tightly*
4get i sed ne thing about divorce.

All stage superstars do it.(on stage)

Clem! We re so divorced.*call lawyer*

"one-word association"
@topic
head

Why is every1 blaming me?

. . .as in?

U mean GET ME OUT OF CELL

Yo girlfriend?
*calls "clemcycle" 4rm their bedroom*
CLEMCYCLE!
. . .U sure have some xplaining to do.

@ituen
sex sex sex. I've been thinkn as well, GIVE US VARIETIES!
But, we're still cool dawg.

@mu
lol.tell him to face it, d truth is bitter though.

Subtract

How doz "tiny pony" sound yoruba?

@aiphie tell me d last on is not tru.