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*busts out laughing*
buhaaahahaaaah

*busts out laughing*
buhaaahahaaaah

Moses told dis joke is 6th grade.

@felo
datts actually d least of his crimes.

@sussy
u c, datts d problem, the so called sister is a character 4rm his imaginations.

@sussy
u c, datts d problem, the so called sister is a character 4rm his imagination.

@ituen
*doz d 5-finger thing*
G*D PUNISH YOU!!!

U wunt get ne where try to ridicle me in d name of posting a joke.
ITUEN!
*then says quietly*
i always 4get i'm a gentle man.
This is 4-0

Heard it b4, read it b4, and told it b4.

@naijagurl
*pumping wit lafta*
wa. . Wa. .Wat u have there 4 . . . 4. . A reply, is actually d joke LMAO.

Luks lyk ppl av confuse "Afin" with "blond"

1. I can c some hidden details in ur ist paragraph.
2. Luks lyk u've not been coming around here often.
3. Ans:u go towords hm, the pretend to face where u are coming 4rm to mk hm tink datts wher u're going, he will then chase u to where u want to go thinkn datts where u comn 4rm?

He should be present

Prospective Juror: Judge, I would like to be excused from jury duty because my
wife is about to become pregnant.
Attorney: Judge, he doesn't mean his wife is about to become pregnant;he means
she is about to deliver.
Judge: He may be excused. In either case he should be present.

I can't remember

Q. What is your brother-in-law's name?
A. Borofkin.
Q. What's his first name?
A. I can't remember.
Q. He's been your brother-in-law for years, and you can't remember his first
name?
A. No. I tell you I'm too excited. (Rising from the witness chair and
pointing to Mr. Borofkin.) Nathan, for God's sake, tell them your first name!

Did he kill you?

Q. What happened then?
A. He told me, he says, "I have to kill you because you can identify me."
Q. Did he kill you?
A. No.

Any other questions?

Defendant: Judge, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.
Judge: And why is that?
Defendant: Because my lawyer isn't interested in my case.
Judge (to lawyer): Do you have any comments on defendant's motion?
Lawyer: I'm sorry, Your Honor. I wasn't listening.
Judge: All right. Any other questions?

She's much better

A college football lineman married one of the team's cheerleaders. The coach
said, "You're such a big guy--why did you marry such a petite woman? She's no
bigger than your hand."
"That's right, Coach," replied the lineman, "but she's much better!"

What was it at half-time?

Paddy: 'I couldn't get to the match last Saturday. What was the score?'
Mick: 'Nil-nil.'
Paddy: `What was it at half-time?'

Just so long

`I don't care about results!' said an Irish team manager being interviewed on
television. 'Just so long as our team wins!'

Play every other match

`I just don't understand it,' an Irish footballer complained.
`One match I play very well, and then the next match I'm terrible.'
'Well,' said his wife, `why don't you just play every other match?'

Picked for the school team

"Dad, dad!" cried Philip, as he arrived home one evening. "I think I've been
selected for the school football team."
"That's good," said his father. "But why do you only think you've been
selected? Aren't you sure? What position are you playing?"
"Well," replied Philip, "it's not been announced officially, but I overheard
the football coach tell my teacher that if I was in the team I'd be a great
draw-back."

Couldn't play without me

When I was a young boy, all the other kids insisted that I was in the football
team. They said I was vital to the game.
They couldn't possibly play without me.
They needed me.
I was the only one with a football.

And u are sitting behind ur desk complaining!

We luv u too baby.

Some gay madafuckaz

Theres one xtra finger down there.

@oge
u type like ur brain is less busy. Don't u have a HEART?

@surugede
habaaa. The joke is tyte now. . .Stale tho.

D joke waz OFF DA HOOK! sorry. . . point.
I lyked the quote tho.

*signs*

mtn

*laughs*
and wat u gonnna do?
Nd seriously boy, wat toes.