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A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that it, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini. The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long - but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill." The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I know it's time to go home."

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimetres from a shop window.

For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!" The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much. "The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years."

A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face.
"Maybe all I need is some fresh air," thought the man as he crawled outside.

He tried to stand up again, but fell face first into the mud.

"Screw it," he thought. "I'll just crawl home."

The next morning, his wife found him on the doorstep asleep.

"You went out drinking last night, didn't you?" she said.

"Uh, yes," he said sheepishly. "How did you know?"

"You left your wheelchair at the bar again."

thats not funny o. dat guy has got to be a weekling 1. 4 not giving the blond a nice facial design nd 4 not beating hope is jelous wife.
nice joke thogh. thmbs up!

Now dats funny.

Now dats funny.

Ha ha ha!

Yeah, i know but still its not funny.

Yeah, i know but still its not funny.

Yeah, i know but still its not funny.

U were bout to crack me up until d last sentence.

*yawns*
Agaaaaain

Wen i read Q2. All i culd say waz ye! Nd then i opened my mouth till d end. Dis damn too fanny! Gud job bright.

1nce again, dis joke has been copied nd pasted.

He take shit into his mouth nd then u kiss hm inda mouth? U'll b hiting on shit girl.

A NOKIA LATOP?
D 1 i discribed is an AIT laptop!

Technology

Gud jokes u gad here girl.

*waves finger*Na na na. Dat wunt work. Lol

Proton

@Ekuma
God bless u nd God bless Nigeria.
but dat is 4 doz hu blive dat 9ja is hell.

POOF!
*disappears*

Pls o dnt catch me

LOL

abi how person go create thread jst to say hi to our new nd hot jokes woman? He rich to laf

Ha hn? Na fyte?

I already did. Mama kass.
But i also lyk walking. I mean i can walk 4rm allen to maryland 4 no just cause.
I'm not mad o

D issue is, its not a joke but its fun. It shuld av been in d general section.

D issue is, its not a joke but its fun. It shuld av been in d general section.

*Doz d same xcept he shoots poster b4 bangin door*

I 1nda. But wat can we do.

I really dont find dis funny.