Ur momma is so cross-eyed wen she cries, her tears run down her back.

Yo momma is so short she has to hold up a sign dat says "DON'T,SPIT I CAN'T SWIM"

hey migines, how are u? just showing some love. tc

I'm kul lysaa. Teej waz 3ryn to battle me bt i ges i gave hm a K.O.
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yo momma is so fat she went to heaven nd droped to hell.

Yo momma is so stupid it takes her two hours to watch a 60 Minutes movie.

Yo momma is so ugly she went to d zoo nd sm1 screamed "oh no! 1 of d deformed rhinos has escaped"

Yo momma is so fat, she stepped on talkn scale nd it sed "WTF!"

Yo momma is so ugly yo poppa lets her out only on halloween.

Yo momma a'int so bad afterall, she luks pretty kul wit her 2 left legs.

Yo momma a'int so bad afterall, she luks pretty kul wit her 2 left legs.

Yo momma is so fat she stood on a scale and it read "take it one after the other'

Yo momma is so fat she stepped on a scale and it read 'to be continued'

Yo momma is lyk da toilet, full of sh*t!

Yo momma is so dumb she stood d whole day in front of a slot machine waiting 4 change.

Yo momma is so dumb she stood d whole day in front of a slot machine waiting 4 change.

Yo momma is lyk a hardware shop. 5cents a screw.

Yo momma a'int as dumb as i tot, at least she calls u a "SON OF A B*TCH"

U know, now i'm rily tired of yo momma, she even stinks to a skunk.

Yo momma is so big, she watches concord fly past her lyk a butterfly.

okay i grab, but take it easy on urselves okay. . I'm yo momma and i say so!

ur momma sooooooooo ugly dat every tyme she show face 4 outside, na dat tyme da sun go go down wheither e lyke em or not.

ur momma so ugly dat whoever looks at her go start 2 pough.

I pray make ur momma face no bring about da end of tyme cus dey face look lyke one of signs wey i see 4 book.

buhahhahhha hey lysaa baby don't tell me u want us to believe u are the yo mama !!!! anyway yo mama got mad at yo papa and she was taken to a sanatorium

yo mama is so hungry she always empties yo papas scum bag its no secret evry1 knows

you and yo mama had a fight
wen the police came lookn for you,
guess where you were located
IN YO MAMA"S ARMPITTTT

how does it feel like to be in the pit?

yep, I'm ready to take it for yo momma thats y i'm "yo momma"

dhheeheee yo mama is so sensible she bought he weddn gown from otta farm!!ridiculous

Yo momma's so fat she runs 4rm East to West

Yo momma is so short, she has to luk up to luk down.

yo mama is lysaa ;

Hmmmm, dat dont sound nice.

well she leaves me no choice

lysaa:

okay i grab, but take it easy on urselves okay. . I'm yo momma and i say so!

she insists shes yo mama, so all i can do is to affirm she is!

Oooookay i gedit. Lol