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Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 10:45pm On Aug 13, 2007 |
Sounds lyk u re an "HULKAMANIAC" |
Re: Yo Momma! by lysaa(f): 11:06pm On Aug 13, 2007 |
lol, u can say that again. but y? i dont fancy him anymore |
Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 11:26pm On Aug 13, 2007 |
Re u on ne chat rum. Cuz ill rily luv 2 chat wit u. I am on prodigits.Co. Uk |
Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 11:35pm On Aug 13, 2007 |
Re u on ne chat rum. Cuz ill rily luv 2 chat wit u. I am on prodigits.Co. Uk |
Re: Yo Momma! by lysaa(f): 11:39pm On Aug 13, 2007 |
on YIM only and that is same with my AIM (check profile). .oh and on Myspace too |
Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 12:12am On Aug 14, 2007 |
Wel i'm using a fone so i cant c ur profile. But wil check u at my space. I am migines ne were. |
Re: Yo Momma! by lysaa(f): 12:25am On Aug 14, 2007 |
iight got u. i'm either Lysaa, Lysa or Lisa but on Myspace, i guess its Lisa k? |
Re: Yo Momma! by rasulua(m): 4:36am On Aug 14, 2007 |
Lysaa wat u doin here? |
Re: Yo Momma! by lysaa(f): 12:49pm On Aug 14, 2007 |
sup rasulua, its bn a while, did u quit this thread? |
Re: Yo Momma! by RiffRaff: 9:06am On Aug 15, 2007 |
hey, thanks for creating this tread, i just love it so much. it is my favorite tread on nairaland and for the critics of this tread, if u don’t like it then don't read it. Some people are sadist and don’t know what a joke is. Once they disagree with anything they come up with crap like culture and shit. IF U DONT LIKE IT SKIP!!!! Let me try some yo mamma's joke. Check this out. yor mama's intestine is so rotten that when she farts, all the skunks died. yor mama's ass is so big that when she sits she's six feet tall. yor mama is so fat that when she called an Okada, the okada man looked at her and said "sorry i no dey carry two!" yor mama is poor that when ur family wanted to take a family picture and the photographer say "cheese", Y'all rush to form a line. |
Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 10:47am On Aug 15, 2007 |
@tanx, itr my pleasure. @topic ur momma is so fat shes d only 1 in ur family picture. |
Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 3:27pm On Aug 15, 2007 |
Ur momma is so ugly even she, considered buying a mirror, a bad idea. |
Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 3:37pm On Aug 15, 2007 |
Ur momma is so ugly even she, considered buying a mirror, a bad idea. |
Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 8:25am On Aug 16, 2007 |
Ur momma is so ugly, she makes jason luk lyk a super model. |
Re: Yo Momma! by madariola(m): 12:41pm On Aug 16, 2007 |
ur momma breast is so big that she can breast feed a baby ina room from the parlour |
Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 8:47am On Aug 17, 2007 |
Ur momma is so old her social security numba is "1" |
Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 8:52am On Aug 17, 2007 |
Ur momma is so stupid she nids help to rid a manual. |
Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 9:02am On Aug 17, 2007 |
Ur momma is lyk a short gun, 2 cocks nd she blows. |
Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 10:08am On Aug 17, 2007 |
Ur momma is so old her fone numba is 00000000001 |
Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 10:11am On Aug 17, 2007 |
Ur momma is so old her fone numba is 00000000001 |
Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 10:14am On Aug 17, 2007 |
Ur momma is so old her fone numba is 00000000001 |
Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 10:17am On Aug 17, 2007 |
Ur momma is so old her fone numba is 00000000001 |
Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 6:45pm On Aug 19, 2007 |
Ur mommas nose is so big wen shes around, every oda person struggles 4 oxygen. |
Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 6:48pm On Aug 19, 2007 |
Yo momma is so fat she casts a shadow ova Mt Everest. |
Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 9:02pm On Aug 19, 2007 |
Yo momma is so stupid each tym she blinks, she gets lost. |
Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 9:04pm On Aug 19, 2007 |
Yo momma is so short she jumbs to touch d ground. |
Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 9:06pm On Aug 19, 2007 |
Yo momma is so dumb she got lost on a straight road. |
Re: Yo Momma! by Teej(m): 9:17pm On Aug 19, 2007 |
Yo mamma is so sweet she got ants crawling all over her |
Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 9:47pm On Aug 19, 2007 |
I dnt care bt yo momma is so stupid she invented a 4-wheel drive nd kald it a 3ry cycle. Jst jokin. Lol |
Re: Yo Momma! by Teej(m): 11:19pm On Aug 19, 2007 |
yo mama is so ugly her shadow walked out on her |
Re: Yo Momma! by Teej(m): 11:23pm On Aug 19, 2007 |
Yo momma is so ugly everyone knew when she was born 'cos her face stoped time |
Re: Yo Momma! by Migines(m): 11:48pm On Aug 19, 2007 |
Yo momma is so fat she can walk on water. |
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