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Romance › Re: A Priceless Wedding Invitation - (OK - NL - I Fixed IT!!!) by Mikael4(m): 1:46pm On Sep 30, 2011
[size=14pt]Shyone!
This is my best part!
THE BIGGEST DISASTER IN MY FAMILY'S HISTORY WILL TAKE PLACE
AT 9PM SATURDAY SEPTEMBER 8TH
AND NO DOUBT END IN DIVORCE shocked
HOPEFULLY IN TIME TO STILL BE ELIGIBLE FOR AN ANNULMENT.
THE OVERWHELMINGLY DISAPPOINTING HEARTBREAK OF A CEREMONY shocked
WILL BE FOLLOWED BY DINNER WHERE NUTS WILL BE SERVED
BECAUSE WHATSHERFACE HAS AN ALLERGY

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Hilariously catastrophic!


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Romance › Re: If The Girl You Want To Mary Ask You This Question ''can U Take Care Of Me? '' by Mikael4(m): 1:27pm On Sep 30, 2011
Otuocha:
if a guy can do all this for a girl he wants to marry, what else is left to do to prove that he really cares
[size=14pt]How old is he?
Any man can spend on a lady, not every man can be a husband. . .
Some men show a lackadaisical attitude, when it comes to "really" taking care of a woman, especially in marriage!. . .
He has to prove that he is Matured enough to be a Husband, not just a man!. . . .
He has to prove that he's not just going to be a husband, but a father. . .
He has to prove that he's going to help her relegate her weakness, not amplify them. . .
Is he easily prone to anger?
Does he have a forgiving spirit?
e.t.c. . . . .

Still doesnt mean she was right in goading him on, making him think she was gonna marry him!. . .
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Romance › Re: Guyz Try This It Is Really Gonna Work In Seducing A Lady by Mikael4(m): 1:15pm On Sep 30, 2011
[size=14pt]. . . . . . . . . .lola.luv has spoken! cool[/size]
Nairaland General › Re: Who Is This? ~mikael~ (m)<---sexkillz by Mikael4(m): 1:11pm On Sep 30, 2011
tellwisdom:
Bro,(mikael) its ok, its ok.^^Lets play together ok?? cheesy cheesy No harm intended. But bro, are you a grammarian? undecided undecided
[size=14pt]My being a grammarian or whatever, is inconsequential and ofcourse, not a business of yours, or whosoever!  smiley[/size]
Romance › Re: A Priceless Wedding Invitation - (OK - NL - I Fixed IT!!!) by Mikael4(m): 1:00pm On Sep 30, 2011
[size=14pt]Shy one!
Tell them to look closely at the chest of the "cheap two-bit tramp" shocked, and they'll understand what he sees in her!! grin grin grin[/size]
Romance › Re: He/she's Not Ready To Leave Everything To Follow You by Mikael4(m): 12:57pm On Sep 30, 2011
[size=14pt]^^^During their marriage, it's the same thing! Remembering their marriage vows and their commitment to stand by each other, would put them on a more trajectory plane to go! Because, not going is not an approachable option, not even an option sef! Smacks of immaculate discombobulation if you ask me!. . . . . smiley[/size]
Nairaland General › Re: Who Is This? ~mikael~ (m)<---sexkillz by Mikael4(m): 12:44pm On Sep 30, 2011
tellwisdom:
Dude, i swear with everything in this world, you cant win a debate, not even 3/20 points with too many Vocabs your importing here!!, It doesnt change anything, its not needed, we dont need it, we are not intimidated, we are not interested for crying out loud sad sad Simple and understandable English does it.^ #Speaking from a firing line of experience . I rest my case cool cool
[size=14pt]I'm not on Nairaland for you, sexkillz, or whosoever! I'm who i am. If you cant comprehend my articulation, that is blatantly not a fault of mine! Instead, it's in all totality, a constructive negligence on your part, for showing a lackadaisical, lackluster and completely whimsical attitude, towards English language! The JOKE is on you, for vociferously showcasing your incomprehensibleness! Whenever you see my posts, and feel that my confabulation is too incontrovertible for you to decipher, you can just skip it, or if you feel you must read my comments, then i suggest you get yourself a dictionary, or better still, use Google! They dont bite! Quit your gallivanting and un-necessitated vituperation about me! I believe there are better things for you to do than trying to make your self look incoherent and explicitly in-knowledgeable of things i rant about! I rest my case! cool[/size]
Romance › Re: Women And Age Limit by Mikael4(m): 12:28pm On Sep 30, 2011
[size=14pt]While i agree women are prone to age limits, but i dont agree that it is consequentially necessitated by the points you gave in your posts! No two lady is the same! Therefore, what works for one, may not work for another. . . . . .[/size]
Romance › Re: How Western Perception Of Beauty Affects African Romance by Mikael4(m): 12:03pm On Sep 30, 2011
[size=14pt]Can you summarize pls. . . . SIR? Thank you in advance! smiley[/size]
Family › Re: And He Fled!: Men Can Be Wimps by Mikael4(m): 11:59am On Sep 30, 2011
[size=14pt]^^That's completely left for you to decipher! wink[/size]
Romance › Re: Is It Possible To Build A Foundation On An Already Existing Relationship? by Mikael4(m): 11:44am On Sep 30, 2011
MRbrownJAY:
they didnt have a r/ship, they had a bleep buddy arrangement. that is completely different.

they can start afresh and add "activities" to their arrangements BUT what is important is that they sit down and discuss the issue openly so that BOTH understand what they want from the other and UNDERSTAND THAT THE RULES HAVE TO CHANGE.
[size=14pt]O ti tan! cool I guess they failed to realize that though![/size]
Romance › Re: Crazy Things Girls Say When Begging For Money! by Mikael4(m): 11:39am On Sep 30, 2011
[size=14pt] grin grin grin grin grin grin ****Quintessentially Subscribing***** cool [/size]
Romance › Re: He/she's Not Ready To Leave Everything To Follow You by Mikael4(m): 11:10am On Sep 30, 2011
[size=14pt]It scrupulously baffles me senseless, when people that claim to be married always have these kind of quagmire in understanding, communicating & sacrificing for themselves and each other! They are married for chrissakes! Were they both jobless before they got married? Why o why would they not put their jobs into consideration, before saying I DO? [/b]What ever happened to the [b]"for better or worse" part of their marriage vows? If they were courting or just dating, and this kind of controversial topic came up, i'm sure they'd had gone their separate ways, it would have been more conceivable and understandable, as to why they cannot be! But NO! They saw the problems that could rear it's ugly head, they swore to stick by each other, NO MATTER what the case may be! Refusing to follow your significant other, to other parts of the world just because of your own job, is nothing short of a selfish and hypocritical case of argumentative fallacy! If you are refusing to go, maybe because of your health implications, then it could be a little decipherable! But because of habits or your work? That lacks an argumentative anchorage, and would vociferously be rejected! We are married, babe, stick to your marriage vows, especially when it counts!. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I'm Out! cool [/size]
Nairaland General › Re: Who Is This? ~mikael~ (m)<---sexkillz by Mikael4(m): 10:33am On Sep 30, 2011
[size=14pt]@tellwisdom!
To say i am incontrovertibly disappointed at your lackluster show of investigation you are putting up, would be a classical understatement! Did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed? Did you dream of sexkillz chasing you in your dream? Discombobulated is an English word! And can be used by anyone! Did sexkillz invent discombobulated? Are you telling me you dont own a dictionary too? How u link me to sexkillz because of an English word "discombobulated", beggars belief! shocked
Pls look at the day i joined Nairaland! Does that look like yesterday to you? Is the email on my profile the same as sexkillz email address? Why are you showcasing your technological ignorance to the whole world? I am vociferously quagmired at the incontrovertible inadvertence, you are currently displaying! Pls act according to your username!  cool[/size]
Romance › Re: A Priceless Wedding Invitation - (OK - NL - I Fixed IT!!!) by Mikael4(m): 10:07am On Sep 30, 2011
[size=14pt]Still nothing![/size] huh huh
Nairaland General › Re: Who Is This? ~mikael~ (m)<---sexkillz by Mikael4(m): 10:01am On Sep 30, 2011
[size=14pt]Are you saying only one person has irrevocable rights to the name mikael? May i remind you that a lot of people bear the name Michael! I dont understand what you are gadding about! And why are you so obsessed with sexkillz? He ate your money?  huh Could you be a little more pinpointed ? huh huh[/size]
Romance › Re: Am Still In Love With Her: by Mikael4(m): 9:28am On Sep 30, 2011
Ijogz K:
She feels that am a bit rude, prone to anger and not caring. But the truth of the matter is that i have never loved anybody the way i love her. I might have said a lot of words out in anger, but deep down in my heart i still hunger to be with her. There is a little distance between us presently, but i believe that love would always bridge that gap. I aven't been myself for a while, cuz i just can't do without thinking about her. I use to be a player,  But i guess am now in love. If i can have your heart just once more,  I would never let it go till i die!!!

Rafiat cry cry cry
[size=14pt]Well articulated! Guess she'll never know until you confabulate with her, face to face! It's not easy when a man decides to let go of his senseless egotistical & volatile nature, and speaks this way to a lady! All hope is not lost in all ramifications though! Keep the commitment of being a changed person, true to your commission and then hopefully, she'll see tha change in you and maybe accept your heartfelt apologies! Thread carefully though, cos if she says yes to you, it may just be your last chance! Any further burst of anger or crass statement from you, would invariably be catastrophic to the hopes you have on her! She'll let you go and she wont blink, and no one would blame her! All the best though! Cheerz![/size] cool
Nairaland General › Re: Who Is This? ~mikael~ (m)<---sexkillz by Mikael4(m): 9:04am On Sep 30, 2011
[size=14pt]I'm maniacally bewildered! huh huh huh Who is sexkillz for crying out loud? huh huh angry[/size]
Family › Re: And He Fled!: Men Can Be Wimps by Mikael4(m): 8:29am On Sep 30, 2011
[size=14pt]Ok! How does this story relate to tha caption of the thread that reads in part: "Men can be wimps!" Was it not a man that fathered octuplets? Was he a wimp too? I dont gerrit! You wanna criticize men, do so constructively, and avoid being so melodramatic and callumnious about it!

The man in the story was a Wimp quite alright, but that doesnt translate as "Men" being wimps! smiley[/size]
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Lets Match Make On Romance Section. (official Couples List) by Mikael4(m): 8:11am On Sep 30, 2011
[size=14pt]Ok! I need a date! tongue tongue[/size]
Romance › Re: Why Is It Paining Me That My Co Worker Talked About Trying To Date A Girl? by Mikael4(m): 8:10am On Sep 30, 2011
2buff:
See u. dey there dey show your fashion cluelessness grin
Belle-waist na the in-thing today cheesy
[size=14pt]Hell no bro! Belle-waist na fashion preposterousness, which should be dealt away with instantaneously! cheesy Look at that picture slowly, and tell me if you like what you see! The man looks like someone from the 1800's! grin grin grin

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Romance › Re: Why Is It Paining Me That My Co Worker Talked About Trying To Date A Girl? by Mikael4(m): 8:03am On Sep 30, 2011
Connoisseur:
cos its so damn obvious
[size=14pt]What do you mean damn obvious? huh Who is sexkillz? huh[/size]
Romance › Re: Talking To A Lady You Just Met;naija Vs Others. by Mikael4(m): 7:43am On Sep 30, 2011
cito us:
[size=14pt] I still believe we gat guys with flows back home cos right now I don't know if I have the patience or the guile to  navigate through the obstacles our beautiful ladies will throw my way if I try wooing them. But to be frank with you, some of our brother's flows are plain hilarious to say the least. cool[/size]
[size=14pt]Ofcourse! There are guys with flows! But if you want to fit in again, you'll just have to adapt a little, and then update it with the flow of where you are coming from! Yeah, i agree with the hilarious flows of some bro's though! [/size]grin
Romance › Re: If The Girl You Want To Mary Ask You This Question ''can U Take Care Of Me? '' by Mikael4(m): 11:57pm On Sep 29, 2011
[size=14pt]On a more critical look of this matter from a different perspective, it would be inconceivable for a man to spend on a lady with high unfounded hopes that she'll say yes when he proposes to her! That'll quintessentially be very dumb of such a man! Again, how old is he? Can he truly, and in all conformity say that he is old enough to cater for a lady that he get's married to? Too often, most men confuse, equate and fail to differentiate that expenses made during dating & courting would not be the same when married! When married, it is assumed you have taken on more responsibility, as a man! But if in all ramifications, that the man in this story, is old enough to get married and the lady goaded him on to think she was interested in him, and then waited till the dying minutes to ask this stupefying question, then her case is utterly hopeless! Incontrovertibly discombobulated, to say the least! wink[/size]
Romance › Re: Why Is It Paining Me That My Co Worker Talked About Trying To Date A Girl? by Mikael4(m): 11:33pm On Sep 29, 2011
SAFO:
Sexkillz, u tryin to be incognegro?
[size=14pt]Why's everyone calling me sexkillz?[/size] huh
Romance › Re: So Why Are You Still Single ? by Mikael4(m): 11:29pm On Sep 29, 2011
Osama10:
Recycled.
cool

[size=14pt]I want to add that the world population is above 7,000,000,000 not 6,000,000,000! And there are approximately 180497 islands, not 809! Therefore, your numerical calculation is nothing short of wishy washy, and your link is even more whipper snappish! You need to make more research before you present your data as a matter de facto! Nice try though![/size]cool
Romance › Re: Why Is It Paining Me That My Co Worker Talked About Trying To Date A Girl? by Mikael4(m): 11:13pm On Sep 29, 2011
^^^ shocked shocked shocked shocked [size=14pt]Is that you? What's your trouser waistline doing there? [/size] shocked grin grin grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Why Is It Paining Me That My Co Worker Talked About Trying To Date A Girl? by Mikael4(m): 11:05pm On Sep 29, 2011
[size=14pt]^^^Huh? [/size]huh
Romance › Re: Talking To A Lady You Just Met;naija Vs Others. by Mikael4(m): 10:58pm On Sep 29, 2011
cito us:
[size=14pt].
So my question is, do we have the best style in Naija or is it the women in Naija require a certain flow as against other parts of the world.
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[size=14pt]Well! I cant say naija style is the best style! Cos obviously, it failed you woefully for almost 6 months! What's best about that? grin You did not point out how the janded flow worked on the naija ladies, so there really isnt anything we have, to base any constructive differentiation from! Societal and cultural values could also play a part in the flow, as against the rest of the world! Every part with it's own values of what is acceptable in wooing a girl or not! I believe we should just adapt to the flow of wherever it is we find ourselves! Never rush into anything just because you feel you have the "Holy grail" flow of wooing ladies! You just might be quintessentially dumbfounded, -as you were when you first got to Nevada- to find out that your flow doesnt work! shocked grin Nothing wrong in studying your environment first, and then, trying to adapt to the flexibility of their own flow! Diving in head first into any situation whatsoever, especially into untested waters, isnt the way to go! It could leave you bemused, or worse still, in confounded wonderment! Thanks for pointing this out though! cool [/size]
Romance › Re: Why Is It Paining Me That My Co Worker Talked About Trying To Date A Girl? by Mikael4(m): 10:39pm On Sep 29, 2011
[size=14pt]I can relate to your emotional discombobulation! And i can categorically tell you, that You are missing your boyfriend in all ramifications! Such feelings are very normal in my opinion, therefore there is nothing wrong with you! Try communicating more with your sweetheart and always dwell on the sweet memories of his voice, his laughter and whatever you two talk about, that makes your heart skip a beat! You may try re-defining your relationship with your co worker to yourself! Always remind yourself that "we are too close for a relationship" like you said! Wont be easy i swear, but you have to set that strict boundary to your self, else you may invariably do something you'll regret, and that could be catastrophic to your already frail emotional infrastructure! smiley[/size]
Romance › Re: Older Woman Falling For Me by Mikael4(m): 9:57pm On Sep 29, 2011
2buff:
The first pikin go confuse whether to call you "bros" or "daddy" grin
[size=14pt]Now that's funny! [/size] grin grin grin

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