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johneewalker: G̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴̴͡D̶̲̥̅ evening all.plz I want Ʈ♡ ask diz.how cn subject combination βέ α barrier to sum1's admission.av gotten admission economics.I wrote maths,english.commerce Ąπ∂ economics.hope d combination is alryt or αS̶̲̥̅ I didn't write government its gona affect ♍e..I dnt wana take chances o.tankz #peace#

unfortunately u cannot rewrite those subjects, so wait until the dept. finds u ineligible. however, u should be proud of yourself if u are so sure ur name is on d merit list.

As one the bona-fide students of the University Of Portharcourt, I will be helping a few students gain admission into this great citadel of learning. I am not going to do this through any dubious or illegal way, rather I will be doing this through quality provision of all the necessary information you might need as candidates for admission. First of all, Uniport is a big and unique school. Suffice it to note that, this year 52,748 and 35,134 chose Uniport as their first and second choice respectively, and mind you the carrying capacity of Uniport is little above 4,500. Doing the simple mathematics, it means that for every one admission slot 19 students are jostling for it. So all things being equal your chances of getting admission is 1/18, though gaining admission in Uniport is heavily dependent on (1) your course of choice, (2) how competitive is this course, (3) general performance in Utme and Putme as regard to your course of choice, (4) your scores in both Utme and Putme, (5) your relationship with God in Faith, (6) right links/connection in the school. The above statistics is not in any way meant to scare you, rather it is meant to make you think in the right direction. If your Utme + Putme scores divide by 2 is below 180 in average, pls this post is not for you since Uniport general cut-off mark is 180 average (Utme + Putme, divide by 2) If indeed your average score is 180 or above, congratulations, and honestly you should be proud of yourself but then remember that, to have nice scores is one and to get admiitted is two, so do not rest on your oars, or loose hope even if your name, or your friend(s), or brother(s) and or sister(s) is(are) not on the merit list but start on time to make adequate and right steps only if and if you sincerely want this admission, because this is to bring to your notice that all about MERIT LIST is long been over, and Uniport 2nd and of course the FINAL LIST(supplimentary) will be out soon. And listen, its not gona be base on high score in JAMB/PUTME or for prayer warriors, its strictly for best candidates in BASIC AND CERTIFICATE programs, and those coming through jamb with average score of 180, who pray & come through the right doors ok. So Pls, if you know you dont have workable plan B, this is the favour you get from me, come down with the necessary papers to Uniport, i'll give you link/connection that gurantees admision into any dept. minus Medi & Surg. PLS DON'T COME WITH MONEY FOR YOU MIGHT THINK ITS A SCAM. Call me on 08188112994 or mikechris degeneral on the facebook. Information is key and very vital and if you lack correct information, you are doomed. Friends of mine lost their admission into Uniport last year because they lacked correct information. During the time for post UTME registration, one got his e-transact slip from the bank and went home to relax, unknown to him that the e-transact slip is not the main registration, but just a prerequisite for the online registration. On the day for the exam he was forced to write with the 'problem candidates' since he can’t provide his PHOTO-CARD that he was supposed to get if he had registered online. The result came out and he got 276 and with his JAMB score of 264, he got an average of 270, but alas when the admission list for his department; 'Pharmacy' came out his name was nowhere to be found. In fact the highest person on the list got an average of about 250. He complained to the HOD of the department, who told him that his name was not amongst the list of students who chose the department. Another friend who after Utme and Putme got average of score of 204 for Linguistics and Communication Studies, but as a result of high competition in the dept. her name was not on the MERIT LIST. I advice her if she'll accept a less competitive discipline, some depts. are willing to accept her, which at level 200 she may apply for CHANGE OF COURSE back to her dream course, but she turned down the offer vehemently. They wrote series of letters to the senate, but it was already late. The truth is that they wrote Utme and Putme again this year, and I am sure they will keep their ears to the ground to avoid a re-occurrence of their last year’s experience.
Last year we helped a lot of students with information concerning the school, the several courses it offers. It was fun helping students and few honest persons are set out to do that again. I want to see you in UNIQUE UNIPORT, come new session, if you dream it, you can believe it and if you can believe it, you can achieve it.

damillion: Please nairaland i have asked this question before and Tajudeen40 replied but i also need comments from other people 184 in postume and 241 in jamb first choice what are my chances of admission into Economics department. please can i get reply ASAP from Otokx, Nerosoft19 e.t.c. Thnx

of truth i must tell you, we're still building up comments to your question becouse the scores you dropped as your scores are ever confusing, in the sense that post UTME in Uniport carries eight( marks per question. suffices to say, it's either you scored 240 for 30 correct questions, or 248 for 31 correct questions. pls rephrase your question and its contents, respondents on this thread are eager and willing to be part of your success. UNNIIIIQUEEE UNIPORT. GUDLUCK TO YOU ALL.

Pls AIT News Rep clear d air angels want to pass...what decision on d side of Federal Government and ASUU brought about d suspended strike according to you? Then, do well to drop their mutual agreement and also d venue where this agreement was reached, including date, or did it happen in d premises of d AIT right there in d world of form?
Hey, don't talk shit more than your ass-hole can produce

...by d power vested on me, pls dont who i am... i say, if and only if d demand of ASSU is a calculated attempt, aim @ repositioning our decayed University System, why wouldn't our government of lip-service harken to d crying of voices in d wilderness. But i reiterate, if their demand is just as self seeking as self aggrandizement(like everyone in Nigerian political office) i'll pray that d strike last infinitum, trust me. it's high time Nigerian Universities stopped producing bombs that will eventually xplod and scatter d land soonest. imagine, i and only i find it very defficult to make a simple and correct xpression in english language, a 300 level undergraduate. chai chineke, am ashamed of my country(Nigeria) including my very self, haba. abi nobi God?

@ poster: it takes a great mind to think deep. I must confess that this is d kind of facts we get from mystics or sages, infact this is amazingly owesome 4 sophisticated minds not kwako. But do u think u gat the aforementioned qualities??

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@Lawanson44, jos say to the girl, u r the kind girl everybody can predict. Hey (refering to anybody around) i think i told u'll fail the bet, give me my pay, i win the bet. She'll by this comment feel predicted and would want to change the scenerio.

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BITA TRUTH! This is 2 bring 2 notice dat all about MERIT LIST is long bn over, and Uniport 2nd and of cose d FINAL LIST wil b out dis wekend. And listen, its not gona b base on high score in JAMB/PUTME or 4 prayer wariors, its strictly 4 dos who pray & come thru d rite doors ok. So Pls if u know u dont hv workable plan B, dis d favour u get from me, come 2 Uniport i'll give u link dat gurantee admision in any dept.minus Medi & Surg. PLS DON'T COME WIT MONEY 4 U MIGHT THINK ITS A SCAM. Cal me on 08188112994 or mikechris degeneral on facebook.

I wonder hw human being call human person "mumu,crazy or d lyk. Anyway @ poster; i think i owe u 'thank u very much 4 dat rational & logical post. Dont mind them, u're on ur latest version. As 4 ur question; God wasn't created by anytin or being, God is d universe and cant b seen as a being only but by wut we perceive wit our 5 senses

BITA TRUTH! This is 2 bring 2 notice dat all about MERIT LIST is long bn over, and Uniport 2nd and of cose d FINAL LIST wil b out dis wekend. And listen, its not gona b base on high score in JAMB/PUTME or 4 prayer wariors, its strictly 4 dos who pray & come thru d rite doors ok. So Pls if u know u dont hv workable plan B, dis d favour u get from me, come 2 Uniport i'll give u link dat gurantee admision in any dept.minus Medi & Surg. PLS DON'T COME WIT MONEY 4 U MIGHT THINK ITS A SCAM. Cal me on 08188112994 or mikechris degeneral on facebook.

a very tank 2 u my broda 4 d infor. Dat means d Nov. Registration commencement as announced on uniport official site is gona b a reality?

a very tank u my broda 4 d infor. Dat means d Nov. Registration commencement as announced on uniport official site is gona b a reality?

When will Uniport commence registration process 4 freshers?
Tanx.
@Blesyn014 or any forumist.

(S)ometimes (I)t's (N)ot (G)ood (L)oving (E)veryone.
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HIGH SCHOOL DATING;sex in d bathroom stall


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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality comes from morons??


Still student? quit FACEBOOK and face ur books.


As tyms u don't have to be too honest in this corrupt world, coz straight trees are always chosen first for cutting. Jos be a cool bad guy,



Until my name is changed to GOOGLE maybe I should stop acting like I know everything.


S.I.N.G.L.E=(S)ometimes, (I)t's (N)ot (G)ood (L)oving (E)veryone.

ETC=End of Thinking Capacity

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Sorry poster and mtn. Eti baba has long taken over my connection and I'll luv ETISALAT as long as METUSELLA, tanx, no tanxSorry poster and mtn. Eti baba has long taken over my connection and I'll luv ETISALAT as long as METUSELLA, tanx, no tanx

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@gbemezie. Raise ur tongue wit upper teeth. So u are shouting coz u get 207, me wee get 199 4 philosophy never mouth, see D 180 4 Uni & 160 4 poly&college na tricks of involving every1 in buying d PUME Form. Leave dem d cutoff mark is like wrapping a present without giving it. D earlier we go learn tailoring/fishing d better 4 us.@gbemezie. Raise ur tongue wit upper teeth. So u are shouting coz u get 207, me wee get 199 4 philosophy never mouth, see D 180 4 Uni & 160 4 poly&college na tricks of involving every1 in buying d PUME Form. Leave dem d cutoff mark is like wrapping a present without giving it. D earlier we go learn tailoring/fishing d better 4 us.

The boy go find job for 4.99 yrs
me wee come out wit 4.1.9 GPA
Still dey find job up to 419 months

The boy go find job for 4.99 yrs
me wee come out wit 4.1.9 GPA
Still dey find job up to 419 months

If they make am £1m a month
I don assume office as d presidential commander and chief of suicide bombers 4 d Republic of  Sponsored BOKO HARAM

If they make am £1m a month
I don assume office as d presidential commander and chief of suicide bombers 4 d Republic of Sponsored BOKO HARAM

Na their wives chewgum allowance nobi their salary, anyhow make presido remember his poor mateNa their wives chewgum allowance nobi their salary, anyhow make presido remember his poor mate

Taaaah! Who dash monkey banana?
Abeg mike Adenuga na Babagida, Atiku and plenty naija political looters in disguise. Who no know say na Babagida get GLO and Atiku get CONOIL.
OK wut of DANGOTE, U wan know d full meaning? Ok ask EFCC they know every