Buhari is almost looking like a saint and a better president. Just saying.

Hello

NCAN. Diaspora branch checking.

Sha be careful make he no go swallow you one day.

This guy Dey always yarn opata most times. All this I must trend fake pastors. He never talks about salvation, only to Dey support women. Woman wrapper.

I hope when you deceive all of them comot husband house, you go marry them.

Where are all the fire trucks they just launched? May they are sitting in the homes of polithiefcians. All those pictures and videos na for show. They are always nowhere to be found when needed.

Good Samaritan

This is a new dance move, watch out.

ednut1:


https://calgary.ctvnews.ca/man-caught-with-illegal-crocodile-meat-at-calgary-international-airport-1.6573699

This is my uncle and I’m really surprised how this story made it to NL. It is well.

Make Obaseki try to Dey calm down o. No man rules for ever.

Thank God for his mercies. We still haven’t come to terms with Mohbads death we no want another again pls.

The president Nigeria never had. When I see people picking and siding BAT against PYO, it was then I knew Nigeria is in trouble.

A lot of people will need this cos na garri and groundnut be the most eaten food for Nigeria now

rickleye:


Where you dey live … it’s $1.80 per Litre in Canada. it’s $3.64 USD per Gallon in NH

It’s $1.42 today in Fort McMurray Alberta.

Keep praying for your family and your father most especially. Nairaland will not help you.

$1.40 cad. I cad= N670. 670X1.40 = N938 per litre

These guys should stop spoiling our names outside jare

Do it in his name and leave it for him if you have the grace to do that. If not, let him know how much you spent in setting up the place, let him then tell you what the repayment plan will be.

See how dem Dey disown Marley. Honestly he would have been a good ambassador for the fight against illicit drugs cos na thief know how to catch thief.

You inclusive

We make the highest minimum wage for a month in Africa in one day here. Japa if you have the opportunity to Canada my people.

These people are confused. Wey you removed fuel subsidy what do you think will happen?

Puppet Governor.

Tell your Oga there is so much hunger and hardship in the land.

Kwakwanso is still Gandujes father in Kano State

Abeg go out and join the protest forget work for now. Nigeria must be great again.

uche87:
Life in the United Kingdom is far different from what most Nigerian men are used to in their home countries. The points here might appear so simple but they count in the preparedness of a man in bracing up for the challenging task ahead. They constitute the essential ingredients that put the final touches to the taste of a good soup.
Come with me and let's dive into these points:

(1) No creditworthiness:
If you are not creditworthy, you might struggle in the UK, because the credit score is taken seriously here. You will struggle to secure loans and mortgages. Even offline, your friends and colleagues might be hesitant to assist you financially during difficult times.

(2) Cheating:
In Nigeria, cheating married men are like celebrities, especially when they have financial muscle. Even when their wives know, they endure the problem. In the UK, cheating on your wife might render you homeless and even pave a visa route for her and the children through your downfall. If you are a serial cheat, it might be better for you to remain in Nigeria where you are a king without a crown.

(3) Pride:
Some Nigerians are excessively proud. They never do household chores and they brag about it. It is too expensive to secure domestic workers here and the terms of engagement are too strict. You might have to keep your hands dirty at home to keep your marriage going. Some jobs also come with insults and talking instructions from underage or far younger colleagues. If you can't handle it, you might be forced to sleep rough and go hungry due to being broke.

(4) Obsession with white-collar jobs:
In the UK, it is easier for you to easily get blue-collar jobs and make good money from there as an immigrant pending when you are fully integrated into the system. You might be forced to come down from your high horse to work in factories, restaurants, warehouses, care homes, and hospitals; playing menial roles. If all you know is wearing suits and ties in cozy office environments and signing documents, the UK might not be for you.

(5) Laziness:
Making money in the UK is quite tough. If the money sent to Nigeria could talk, some people will not touch it. The majority of immigrants do transitional jobs of an average of 12hrs per day and 6 days a week to make ends meet. The cost of living is too high at this point. A lazy man who is used to enjoying free cash from petty crimes in Nigeria will certainly not fit in here.

(6) Can't manage loneliness:
This affects single people more. Over here, people would only check up on you if they need you. Everything is highly transactional! This gets to everyone at some point. You have to manage it well before you get in bed with the nearest 'mad' person.

(7) Tolerance/Endurance:
Immigrants who work in health and social care must possess this attribute. The money might be good but there is a reason why the labour turnover in this sector is very high and visa sponsorships are given for people to remain there. This is because of the unconventional nature of the jobs. If you can't tolerate or endure the smoke, you might end up begging the Tinubu victims in Nigeria for money right from the UK.

( Hate cooking:
If you don't have cooking skills in the UK, you will suffer oh! You will end up eating foreign foods that you might find tasteless. You will spend a lot on patronizing Nigerian food vendors who sometimes cook burnt offerings for the gods. You will eat junk food till you become pregnant without a forthcoming baby after 9 months.

(9) Lacking good communication skills:
Being able to communicate in good and simple English is very essential in the UK. It is very imperative when attending a job interview. It is the easiest way to sell yourself even when the certificate might be lacking. It shows your level of intelligence and how adaptable you can be. If you are poor in this area, your progress might be hampered in the UK.

(10) Cold:
If you are the type that screams 'weather for two' anytime rain falls in Nigeria, the UK might not be for you. If you can become sexually restless under a weather condition of 25 degrees Celsius in Nigeria, imagine what you would do when it falls to 0 in the UK. And this isn't a place to be randy. It is very expensive and dangerous to do so. Read the stories of the former Manchester City defender, Benjamin Mendy or Adam Johnson and learn.

Feel free to debate the few points I have made so that we can all learn.

Osahon George Osayimwen writes from the United Kingdom.

0 degree? When Dey ball inside -45 in Fort McMurray Canada.

Emperormartin:
You're right. That no 2 is spot on.

My married friend introduced me to a WhatsApp group of married people between the ages of 35-45...

Their only business in that Whatsapp group is talk about sex, sex and sex and how to hook up and have sex among one another. These are married women and men with kids.

I'm not married but I have to remove myself from the group because it's kinda painting me bad image of marriage institution.

The last straw why I left the group is when they were organizing orgies in one Hotel in our area. The orgies will start from Friday evening and throughout the weekend... I was man matched with some married women in their early 40's... I ran!!!

I've to delete myself from that group. I'm not a saint either but this kind of sin is beyond me

Abeg you fit gimme the admin number? I get something to am.

Rubber stamp.

We Dey run Octopus 🐙 sef.

Most of dem end up on dating Apps.