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Romance / Re: This Generation Of Church Girls. by MikeofKd(m): 7:41am On Aug 06, 2023
Ikennaford:
Yall should not blame all this girls, is not easy to control sexual urges, they are human like us, when you think a girl you wants to get on with is loose and cheap flee, stop bringing on all this hate on here niqqi, ain't gonna help you, when sériouse matters about girls arrive, we tackle it not this

Nobody’s perfect I get it , but nobody should pretend to be what they are not , the only thing that pains me about some of these church girls are their ways of pretending , it’s really sad.
Imagine u feeling like u have found a decent wife from church , only for u to later realize that she’s been pretending all along , how would u feel ? That’s emotional blackmail nau, when u eventually find out her dirty ways , u would feel like a fool.

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Romance / This Generation Of Church Girls. by MikeofKd(m): 1:10am On Aug 06, 2023
I strongly believe that the worst place to find a good woman in this sinful generation is in the church. Quite ironic isn’t it ? Most of these church girls use religion to cover up for their promiscuous and mischievous ways , they actually pretend a lot , well I can’t say for all the church girls cause they might be a proportionate size of church girls who are still be quite religious , decent enough and do not pretend. But to be very honest , majority of the church girls I’ve watched and observed are the nastiest of all , especially the ones in the choir or prayer warrior groups.

They would weaponize sex and use emotional manipulation to destroy your life ,I had a deep convo with this churchy and over religious kinda girl , she sings in the choir department , I remember we spoke on a lot of topics that day and when I asked her how many body count she has had ,she said she had zero body count , but that she has once kissed a guy for an hour before and didn’t do anything else.

This same girl I’ve seen with numerous men , I just knew she was lying , then later she said she can’t really say maybe one or two that it’s been long and she’s not in the world anymore. Then I asked why she lied in the first place and she said she didn’t want me to view her as a bad person and she was trying to maintain her good and decent girl life , but why using religion to cover up ? Haba , I just weak that day.

Theres another church girl I had a wild experience with , this one is a prayer warrior , she came visiting me one day at my place and one thing led to another , me i don zero my mind say nothing sexually fit sup , but surprisingly This girl made a move , a bold one for that matter , while we at it , mhen the kind styles she Dey give me ehn and the way she was moaning damn , I just know say dis one na confam olosho, it was crazy , and you see her in church Dey hammer prayer , forming innocent and godly girl lol.

They are still few decent women in the church tho , but what if they all the same ? What if they are just covering up ? I’m glad I’ve had these experiences cause Omo I can never near church girls again. They say “ the devil you know is better than the angel you don’t know”. Be careful guys , don’t go and marry a pretentious wife ,thinking cause she’s from the church and she’s telling you no sex before marriage , giving you all the lectures on Christianity and u think say u don find better wife lol , meanwhile she’s giving another nigga the cookie behind your back. Be smart and wise up, don’t fall for all these their churchy girls manipulation , cause you go cry blood if you find out most of their dirty secrets lifestyles.

To find a good woman in this generation is really really hard. Pray God helps us. LOVE AND LIGHT.

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Romance / Re: Sold!!! Playstation Four (4) For Sale (PHOTOS) by MikeofKd(m): 10:46am On Aug 05, 2023
Price and location ?
Romance / Re: Share Your First Time Sex Experience by MikeofKd(m): 9:26pm On Aug 02, 2023
I haven’t lost my virginity cause I never lose.
Romance / Re: Brag About Yourself by MikeofKd(m): 1:36am On Jul 29, 2023
Well I’ve made over $400 million this year , through merchandising for Dangote cements, tapping into fresh markets across west Africa and central Africa. it’s chicken change tho , planning on hitting 3 billion dollars before the year runs out.
I’d brb back Dangote just called now . Make I go discuss business. For those thinking Na lamba I’d drop proof in a few mins time.

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Romance / Re: Name 5 Sweetest Things Or Experience On Earth by MikeofKd(m): 12:14pm On Jul 26, 2023
No 1 cashing out massively
No 2. Finally Peeing after holding it for a long time.
No 3. Cumming in your girls pussy
No 4. Smoking weed and eating good meals.
No 5 . Traveling around the world.

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Romance / Re: I'm 24 And She's 19.. Can Our Relationship Work? by MikeofKd(m): 3:23pm On Jul 20, 2023
The age isn’t the problem here, it’s what she going to do after secondary school ? if she’s going to Uni , my guy just waka jeje and leave the relationship ,but if she’s not well you can go ahead.
Properties / Re: Story Of How I Finally Got My Apartment !!! by MikeofKd(m): 6:23pm On Jul 15, 2023
Congrats broki, I tap from your blessings too.
Romance / Is Being Nigerian A Curse ? by MikeofKd(m): 8:59pm On Jul 14, 2023
Omo life for Nigeria just tire me these days ,price of everything Dey go up , but source of income no dey ever go up ,if ur not careful sef ,e fit go down. Na vodka and Nairaland I just Dey use console myself walai. Every day man dey para , I’m slowly drowning in my sorrows.

DJ abeg play me “Wetin man go do” by burna boy. T for thanks.
Romance / Re: Rapper Odumodublvck Bags N47m Ambassadorial Deal With UK Fashion Brand by MikeofKd(m): 10:13pm On Jun 18, 2023
VeryWickedMan:
Even Afonjanistans know that Odumodu is a better rapper than King Sunny Ade by far!

On colos , on colos
Romance / Re: What Can I Do With 500k by MikeofKd(m): 12:47pm On Jun 11, 2023
Buy a good camera ,microphone and other equipments, start a YouTube channel, be consistent, you get both money and fame. By the time your 23 you should be swimming in millions already. Remember to be consistent, nothing good comes over night ,you gatto work hard and smart. And be extra creative too puts out really nice contents that people would love to watch everyday.

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Romance / A Safe Space To Vent by MikeofKd(m): 6:31pm On May 14, 2023
For the past one week now Life has been really tough ,extremely tough sef. From losing a huge contract , to women getting on my nerves ,especially my ex , to heat and mosquitoes pouncing on me , to my health declining , to all my cooked food getting spoilt cause there was no light to store in the fridge and the crazy thing is each day for the past one week just came with it own bad luck and bad Vibe ,Omo I just weak walai.

Alcohol and sleep ,mostly naps has really been a helping and coping mechanism for me ,if not ehn. I fit don craze fr.

Y’all should come and vent ,this is a safe space , we go Dey alright Las las ,no matter how frustrating life can be sometimes.

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Romance / Re: Guys: What Is The Best Way To Get In Between Her Pants by MikeofKd(m): 2:19pm On May 14, 2023
Set the mood right for her by flirting . Then you have ur way ,simple.

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Romance / Re: What’s Your Pretty Privilege Story ? by MikeofKd(m): 10:17am On May 07, 2023
Samantha124:
Some of us don't have pretty privileges, we're ugly and invisible.

If that’s truly you on ur display picture, then you aren’t ugly na, your way too pretty and I’m sure u have experienced a whole lot too.
Romance / What’s Your Pretty Privilege Story ? by MikeofKd(m): 9:36am On May 07, 2023
Both Boys and girls that are extremely pretty has experienced the pretty privileges before and no doubt benefit a lot from it in most cases very unexpected ways. I’ve a had a few pretty boy privileges. But certain people choose to think they aren’t real lol or don’t work , they are very real I tell you.
So I have experienced a few pretty boy privileges and one of them was when I went to a buka (restaurant) to eat and the girl that served me my plate ,served my food with extra meats , it happened like 4 different times before I knew that the pretty privilege was really at work. Cause anytime I went there to eat , no matter how plenty customers were , she would make sure she served me first lol. Later got her number the 5th time I went there to eat ,shawtie was blushing lol. We started talking and I started getting free food , shawtie would even package takeaway for me most times after I finished eating there. Lol I was treated like a king there ,even her momsy treated me special too. I just knew pretty boy privilege was at work. Omo me I just played along as long as say free food Dey inside the matter, kilo kan mi.
Other experiences I’ve had was one time ,I went out to shop rite and I saw different girls staring at me (mostly average looking girls but still hot sha )not to brag lol but I felt embarrassed and went to the bathroom to check myself in the mirror cause I felt my clothes or something was making them stare at me lol. But nothing was wrong with my clothes ,I was looking good ,that was it ,pretty boy P. Got a girl’s number that day cause she approached me with some mind blowing pick up line. She came over the next following week and we had some insane kinda sex.

The pretty privilege exists very well , but don’t be overly dependent on it cause it could backfire sometimes too lol , so just work hard ,make money ,take extra good care of your appearance , I feel like the best investment is to invest in oneself , and looks should also be a priority cause it definitely pays yo!

So y’all should pls share your pretty privileges.

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Romance / Re: Why Is That The Person You Dont Have Any Affection For Keep Coming To You? by MikeofKd(m): 4:12pm On Apr 18, 2023
This is accurate asf ,there’s a lady that’s been chasing me shamelessly ,she’s average looking ,wife material ,intelligent tho but I’m not just interested in her ,I’ve tried to love her but it’s never just worked for me. I’m at that stage in my life where I don’t really know what I want from a relationship yet, she’s still chasing me till today even after she as seen me with plenty different women (I’m a ashawo man lol)
I just tire fr, the problem is she thinks I don’t want her but it’s relationship I don’t want ,the attachment and clinginess she’s shown me b4 is too scary fr. Las las I had to ghost her. Solid ghosting.

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Romance / Re: I Have Lost Focus In Life by MikeofKd(m): 10:28pm On Apr 03, 2023
Keep your faith alive , put all your hope and trust in God, i understand it’s not easy but God would eventually give you all you need. I’ve realized people with the biggest destinies face the most challenges , it the devils way of wanting to destroy your hope, but God isn’t dead , when he blesses you like dis ,it’s gon be like a movie. Stay strong bro , good luck.

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Romance / Re: How Do I Approach Girls And Toast Them Please Any Hints (pics) by MikeofKd(m): 4:52pm On Mar 31, 2023
Lol , first of all , stop being afraid of rejection , it’s fear of rejection that’s holding you back coupled with shyness. Anytime you see a girl you like and would love to approach her, just walk up to her ,don’t make it so obvious tho , like don’t be all over her face ,do it nice and simple , ask of her name , give a little compliment, ask few questions interesting ones tho ,make strong eye contact with her, be humorous , where a smile , At the end just see it as you having fun ,so whether she rejects you or not ,don’t take it too serious. Jsyk some girls would reject the sexiest man on earth. So rejection isn’t a big deal.

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Romance / Re: Pls Where Can I Get Sniper Around Abuja? I Am Tired by MikeofKd(m): 10:09pm On Mar 27, 2023
suicide is never an option , men Dey go through worst x2 on a low , but we still Dey maintain. Na who give up bleep up.
Health / Re: How Can I Whiten My Teeth Nairalanders,? by MikeofKd(m): 8:44pm On Feb 23, 2023
Spain007:


Lol at d mention of turmeric...

Check it up on YouTube
Health / Re: How Can I Whiten My Teeth Nairalanders,? by MikeofKd(m): 9:54pm On Feb 22, 2023
There are bunch of home remedies you can try to whiten your teeth , dentist are somewhat too expensive but If you have the money then visit a dentist.
But then you can try out these home remedies
Buy turmeric powder.
Buy coconut oil .
Buy a soft toothbrush
Get a concentrated fluoride toothpaste
Mix them all and apply to your toothbrush . And don’t rinse your mouth immediately after use but you can drink some water after some minutes.
Make sure to Brush twice daily. Morning and night.
If your really consistent you should notice changes after a week or two.

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Romance / Book Lovers Come In Please by MikeofKd(m): 9:45pm On Feb 03, 2023
Yo ,can anyone please recommend any self-development books?
Really nice ones please.
Family / Re: Why Is It That After Marriage Couples No Longer Find Themselves Attractive? by MikeofKd(m): 10:35am On Feb 02, 2023
After marriage a lot of responsibilities set in on both parties ,these responsibilities makes it hard for most couples to even enjoy themselves ,especially in a country like Nigeria.

Most people are probably married for sake of title , some for children , so many factors that has entirely nothing to do with love ,tell me how can that marriage work ? marry someone you really love and loves u back for long lasting marriage ,the love makes every other thing simple and easy.

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Romance / Re: Ever Entered Plane In Your Life. Share Your Grass To Grace Experience by MikeofKd(m): 7:36pm On Jan 31, 2023
Bro this life get as e be, everybody with different destinies truly. I’ve got friends that are millionaires (occupation unknown). I’m doing okay too but sometimes ehn I can’t help but admit all fingers aren’t equal. Just strive on doing better we all gonna get there.

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Romance / Re: Am I Taking This Too Far? by MikeofKd(m): 7:02pm On Jan 31, 2023
If you have the money to help and it won’t really affect you then do it. Forgive him as well. Your doing it for God and God would surely reward you. We all make mistakes in this life.
Education / Re: Living Expenses Budget For University Students In Nigeria by MikeofKd(m): 4:07pm On Jan 21, 2023
Depends whether your in a private or public uni. Transport, food ,utility bills also depends on the environment you got accommodation.
Romance / The Reason Men Simp. by MikeofKd(m): 11:59pm On Jan 17, 2023
One of the reasons why I think most men simp is because of low self esteem. You see a girl you like and you feel like you are not attractive enough to talk to her ,date or sleep with her ,unless you spend money on her or act like a fool around her lol. If you have self worth , I mean real self worth you should know that as a man you are the price, why waste your hard earned money to please a woman who doesn’t really care about you ?

The key to stop simping is to improve your self worth as a man. If you must spend on a woman ,spend on a woman who has also contributed to your growth and invested in you financially.
That kind of woman deserves your money. Not leeches who hasn’t contributed one percent to your growth or finance, demanding excessively and you too ,your under pressure to impress these leeches, common.

This 2023 please improve yourself as a man , I have only about 6 girls contact on my phone right now and I know very well that these 6 girls on my contacts are ready to do at least 90 percent of what I want cause they know I’m the price.

I know and understand that you might feel lonely if you do not simp but trust me , simping does more harm than good. Fix yourself up as man ,improve in every aspects of your life and watch how you begin to attract women who would see you as the price. Women who would contribute to your growth and love you for your real self not bcus you have money.

This 2023 take a conscious effort to stop simping. Peace

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Celebrities / Re: Alexx Ekubo Persuaded Fancy To Stay Celibate For The Five Years They Dated by MikeofKd(m): 10:11pm On Jan 02, 2023
siofra:
I knew there was something very wrong with their relationship.

Nigerian men will stain your black!

Fancy has a good heart. Nigerian women with good heart are a perfect prey for wicked Nigerian men. Stay wicked ladies!

This girl Leave Nigerian men alone ,shey u don’t have work nii ?? every time Nigerian men do this and that. This is 2023 if Ur tired of Nigerian men fly abroad and date their men.

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Romance / Re: Is Not Simping Really Worth It? Genuine Question by MikeofKd(m): 7:25pm On Jan 01, 2023
My own ideology behind “not being a simp “isn’t to avoid giving women money or time or attention. it’s actually more about not losing your senses or doing stupid things all in the name of love. And if your scared to be lonely, so u decide to simp , trust me you gon definitely end up with a wrong partner that is going to manipulate you.

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Politics / Re: Diran Onifade: Arthur Eze Afraid Of Losing Influence by MikeofKd(m): 1:15pm On Dec 27, 2022
Author Eze is a business man ,I’m sure other candidates would have probably given him some sort of proposition that’s gonna make him richer , Author’s gonna support the candidate that gives more power to his business literally ,I don’t think Obi is the right candidate that can do that for him. It’s just business.
Car Talk / Re: He Wants Advice On Buying His First Car. by MikeofKd(m): 11:27am On Dec 27, 2022
Look man whatever you do pls don’t buy a Nigerian used car ,make sure to buy Tokunbo cars for a start you shouldn’t really be looking into luxury cars ,you need strong and efficient for a start ,economy friendly fuel consumption as well.

Why not just go for a Toyota muscle or Corolla 08 these cars would stand out and u would enjoy them for long ,plus their parts and maintenance and very affordable. My 2 cents

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Education / Re: Can I Serve In The Military While Still In The University? by MikeofKd(m): 9:45am On Dec 16, 2022
Finish your school get a b.sc then apply for dssc direct short service commission in any preferred armed forces of ur choice , since your course is medically inclined you stand high chances of becoming a military officer ,make sure you finish with a good grades too, it would help you a lot.

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