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Romance / Re: I Dream Of A Lady Giving Me Lap Dance Beside A River This Evening by MikeofKd(m): 7:30am On Feb 14, 2021
Smh Africans and their beliefs sha , well op ,u probably might have fantasized abt a girl giving u lap dance ,and ur subconscious mind is only reproducing ur fantasies in ur dreams, there's absolutely nothing as a spirit wife or whatever , most times u really have to think deep abt ur issues and not just say it tied to spirituality ,that why Africans don't really progress, even something that can be solved with simple logical reasoning them go say na spiritual stuff, yeah I know d world is really spiritual but u can't possibly blame it aĺl d time, time meant for u to work and improve ur self u spend it on some false deliverance lol , elevate ur thinking fellas we ain't in 21st century for nothing.
Romance / Re: 8 Reasons Why You Are Still Single (must See) by MikeofKd(m): 8:28pm On Feb 05, 2021
I can't phathom why I'm single but then God didn't create a wife 4 himself ,are u thinking what I'm thinking wink.
Romance / Re: My Experience With Women As A Good Looking Guy. by MikeofKd(m): 5:41pm On Jan 30, 2021
All these ones coming here to say, fine boy without money is useless are probably really ugly mofos. Even Jesus was attractive .
Being attractive is always a bonus, one time in my life I was at the bank and jeez every girl there was staring at me ,I felt shy and quickly dashed to the rest room to check myself ,I was completely okay ,I realised they were only staring cause I was attractive ,so many more I cant say here ,I've had days when I got employed without being interviewed ,well I guess it was attractiveness at work plus I'm a really smooth talker .
When u have money girls would rush u yen yen yen I know but it only cause of ur money mumu ,wen d money finish dem go japa ,but wen uve gat good looks trust me it more harder for a girl to leave u especially wen u have a good character with it , money would always come to everyone ,ugly or fine so stop using money to feel bossy for your ugly asses ,just work on being wonderful valuable persons kappish.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Doug Emhoff: 10 Things To Know About Kamala Harris' Husband by MikeofKd(m): 1:07pm On Jan 27, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright.....
If you know wetin dey go on for my mind now ehnnn as I dey see this American people pictures and names so....

See benz, lexus rx 350, lexus es 350, glk, venza...voltron....

If you a niggarrrr and you understand my statement then you must be a real niggarrr....
I owe you a nord vpn password and username or cyberghost vpn password.....so you can change your ip [internet protocol) from static to dynamic for you to huzzle
Damn nigghaaar na that cyber ghost vpn go make sense die
You are such a real nigga.
Politics / Re: DJ Switch: The Value Of Human Life In Nigeria Is Less Than That Of A Cow by MikeofKd(m): 9:07pm On Jan 26, 2021
Honestly Nigeria is a nightmare we all trying hard to survive ,but I know dis for sure ,this country needs redemption and we wouldn't achieve that by only highlighting the proficient issues of this country we need to fight for true democracy until then Nigeria would grow from bad to worse over and over again.
Celebrities / Re: Actress Kemi Afolabi Acquires A New House (Photo) by MikeofKd(m): 7:38pm On Jan 24, 2021
Nice one but this babe take style resemble Bob toh risky sha.
Romance / Re: 2021 Men Are Longer Cheap, Strictly Redpilled. by MikeofKd(m): 6:35pm On Jan 24, 2021
tobechi74:


This has nothing to do with redpill. The lady in question is a redpiller not you
Why u so pained mr simp ? my authority was way over her by not playing her game of manipulation, i could get her anytime I want , i know if it were u , u probably would have started acting like mumu already ,cause of sexual greenlights she s given ,I don't have ur time simp and get d f**k off my mention.
Romance / Re: 2021 Men Are Longer Cheap, Strictly Redpilled. by MikeofKd(m): 4:20pm On Jan 24, 2021
RisenPhoenix1:
Don't do that again.

The next time you're approached by a woman, encourage her approach even if you don't want her. Personally, I always make them feel appreciated by giving them the attention they want; complimenting their honesty and independence; whenever they approach me first. That will make them keep doing it to brothers who do want them, let women do some of the work for a change. We can't keep simultaneously criticizing them for their pretence and still discourage them when they're trying to be straightforward.

Since I got married and can no longer be a player, all I can do with women is to teach them how to be brave and flirt honestly.
Alright bro
Romance / Re: 2021 Men Are Longer Cheap, Strictly Redpilled. by MikeofKd(m): 1:54pm On Jan 24, 2021
HallaDaTruth:
How do i turn this script into a movie
Actually I've got really cool movie scripts I'm selling incase u dey interested,halla da boy.
Romance / 2021 Men Are Longer Cheap, Strictly Redpilled. by MikeofKd(m): 12:52pm On Jan 24, 2021
Good day nlanders. Have you ever been in a situation where female strangers( pretty or average girls) gets to meet you for the first time and start acting or famzing like they have known you for a really long time.
Okay this has happened to me a few times ,I was actually bored at home one Sunday like dat ,so I decided to go out to get ice cream and lick it there lol since home was boring anyways ,I was jejely licking my ice cream oo and scrolling the gram on my phone ,when this pretty average girl came to sit next to me and smiled, there were so many vacant chairs ,so why did she come to sit next to me ? all this in my head until she said hi ,I said hey back casually with a smile .
Then she started with questions like hey sorry what flavour are you having , I told her it was vanilla , (i love vanilla flavours wink) she was like oh okay I guess I would just have one too , I said cool , she got one ,and then again she asked why I liked vanilla flavours,I said just like them nothing much really ,and then she started telling me epistle about how she's been stugrulling to have a particular ice cream flavour that she likes all flavours ,Man i was getting pissed already like what my business with all these ones. She told me her name , I told her mine and boom she started calling my name like she's known me for years (in a seductive voice) .
I was kinda cool with it no lies ,until she started telling me her life story ,I just sat down there pretending like i was listening but nah ,I wasn't, man I wanted to leave but didn't want to appear rude or som ,so I just played along .

Fast forward to when she started flirting with me and like leaning on my shoulder and all. Like for real ,mhen I don enta one chance lol. No lies tho she was sexually attractive with nice boobs and proportionate kinda ass and hair fragrance was seductively making my John Thomas rise gradually coupled with the fact that I was already imagining things in my mind jeez . I knew she wanted to get laid but tbh I was having serious life issues at that point in my life I didn't want to complicate things more by sleeping with a stranger, even if I wasn't having any life issues I still wouldn t have fallen for her trick So I won't appear cheap . So I told I was gonna go use the bathroom. She said okay at first and later was like wait aren't you gonna ask for my number,I was alright cool let me have it ,Omo from there I japa oo ,still haven't called her till date but mhen women sometimes could easily manipulate you into sex or whatever don't always fall for it kings. Know your worth man ,know yourself ,we aren't cheap no more. I took the redpill. My nigga u should take it too .

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Romance / Re: What Is The Worst Reply You Have Gotten After Asking Someone To Be Your Gf or bf by MikeofKd(m): 9:04pm On Jan 18, 2021
She said we should take it slow ,take it slow since 3 years ago ,ive moved on sha local man cannot can undecided cry

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Programming / Re: Why People Always Think Those That Make Use Of Laptop Are Into Fraud? by MikeofKd(m): 2:54pm On Jan 18, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
First of all Ogbeni op.....don't just call it yahoo....say huzzle, bombing or street

Funny enough nobody uses laptop too much again when it comes to bombing and street

Only my real niggarrrrs will understand my statement

Dem nor know say we get Different levels wey we take dey run street ,damn nigggaa u must be a realll nigga. Barman One chilled hieniken for this real nigga pls .

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Nigerians In The US Design Aso Ebi For Joe Biden Inauguration by MikeofKd(m): 2:48pm On Jan 18, 2021
Trump won't like this grin grin

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Romance / Re: She Is Always Playing With My Emotions by MikeofKd(m): 10:48pm On Jan 17, 2021
[quote author=coming2america post=97994303]

Cant you see whats happening? Sje doesnt want to encumbered by a schhool boy. As it is now, she is free to come and go without anyone asking her questions. Lagos parole today, abuja tomoro.

You are a broke ass school biy she wont tie herself to, but she likes ur company and wont want to be alone or have some male presence around her while in school.

Dey dia dey talk say u fine. Can u give her 50k per her every weekend parole? Small boy

Nigga grow up , everything ain't bout money ,and for ur information I could give her more than 100k without thinking twice ,u talk bout money like u gat it ,but u d real broke ass nigga ,get the f**k out my mention prick .
Education / Re: Please When Is 2021 Jamb Registration Starting? by MikeofKd(m): 10:03am On Dec 30, 2020
From late January it should begin or early February. Then u guys would probably write your exams in April .

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Celebrities / Re: Iceberg Slim Flaunts His New Girlfriend (Photo) by MikeofKd(m): 10:07am On Dec 28, 2020
[quote author=slawormiir post=97480162]Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright ....good for iceberg slim

Still don't know why some niggarrrrs don't go for slim girls

Slim girls anyday anytime twice on Sunday

Anyway one man's meat is another man's gadmnnn poison
Damn niggar you are such a reaaaallll nigghaaar
Slim girls any day twice on a Friday night ,lights up my weed.
Education / Re: 5 Years No Admission: Depression Is Taking Over Me by MikeofKd(m): 8:33am On Dec 27, 2020
I still don't understand why people would tell others not to go to school ,say make dem go hustle for street ,everyone is different what works for Peter might not work for Paul .
Education is to gain knowledge ,it not a determinant of your success ,alot of people think cause they are educated they deserve all the best and finest things of life ,I laugh .Education would only open your eyes to more opportunities make u think about certain things from diff angles and sides ,it not a guarantee to make you fortune,so people should stop saying school na scam and all that.
If you know where you are headed ,u don't even need a degree ,u can soar above ur friends that went to school sef. Just believe in yourself ,pray God shows you the way to ur true path ,cause everyone has a path in life .

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Romance / Re: Why Women Of Nowadays Are Not Happy (pics) by MikeofKd(m): 9:15pm On Dec 26, 2020
Nigerian girls are useless cry

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Celebrities / Re: Learn how to control The super Powers Of Your Mind by MikeofKd(m): 9:32am On Dec 23, 2020
Why don't you use the trick on us, so we can get to buy your book angry

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Romance / Re: If Your Man Is Not Spending On You In Your Relationship, Dump Him by MikeofKd(m): 12:40pm On Dec 21, 2020
Zzor:
Ladies please never make the mistake of accepting a marriage proposal from a man who doesn't spend on you, you are indirectly teaching him how to be irresponsible in marriage, he will be so accustomed to the fact that you can take charge of responsibilities without his input and once that happened you will never enjoy your marriage, he will stylishly and manipulatively make you a man in his home. I just read on family section where a woman complained of her husband not financially responsible for anything in their home aside the school fees which she also pay part of it despite been financially capable, this man disguise outside with expensive wears and other stuffs while the wife bites her fingers at home, all these things sprung up from tolerating bullshits in the relationship. Stop falling under their "what are you bringing to the table" manipulation, even if you will eventually bring something to the table,don't let him have the slightest idea in his head.
Hey I don't know how old you are neither do I care ,but stop being foolish all the time ,grow up .relationships ain't always about money ,it building and supporting each other to the fullest .there are so many factors that should be considered about relationships, money is a later factor .

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Romance / Re: Nigerian House Wives by MikeofKd(m): 9:49am On Dec 21, 2020
True
Romance / Re: HERD MENTALITY: REPILL Sword Against Personal Expression by MikeofKd(m): 8:52am On Dec 21, 2020
The truth is you redpillers would end up chasing away the right woman for you and you would be left with a toxic woman (I.e if u want to even be in a relationship) redpill or whatever you call it is trash ,as a man ,women shouldn't be your priority ,there are so many other things you need to build as a man before turning to women ,so u guys always shouting redpill is cause u priotize women and when they fall ur hands u come here to start making bitter noise about women ,The right woman would show up at the right time and till then just keep up with the women u with good or bad ,y'all redpillers are still underage boys anyways, can't say more cry
Romance / Re: If You Want To Get A Fine Babe Before The Year Ends Use One Of These 2 Methods by MikeofKd(m): 7:06pm On Dec 20, 2020
[quote author=NengakGodwin1 post=97265038]

Okay, oo. Hope say you dey form savage out of fun...and not the frustration of not knowing how to approach woman.
I don't approach women they approach me but I don't care cause I've got better things to do ,like making money and living my dream life ,u should do the same too bro and your tricks are wack ,If you want a woman ,u need charm ,confidence, a lil arrogant attitude ,a seductive smile ,full pockets ,smelling nice ,dope shoes and sense of humour .she would chase you haha .
Romance / Re: If You Want To Get A Fine Babe Before The Year Ends Use One Of These 2 Methods by MikeofKd(m): 5:49pm On Dec 20, 2020
Guy use these your tricks to go and toast Genevieve undecided
Romance / Re: She Said She Prefer Her Friend Than Me. by MikeofKd(m): 8:00am On Dec 19, 2020
Yo op your girl ,she s probably a lesbian or something ,that why she s been acting up like this ,my advice cut her off ,the relationship isn't gonna lead to anywhere from what I read sef, so cut her loose and get yourself a new girl .Nigerian girls are useless anyways . cry try to get u a girl from Ghana or Kenya best of luck.
Celebrities / Re: Naira Marley Sends Vee Flower Bouquet With Note “my Heart And Soul For You” by MikeofKd(m): 4:58pm On Dec 17, 2020
If it was a regular guy now ,some fools would already be shouting simp simp simp ,God help all your souls.
Celebrities / Re: Single At 51, Tyler Perry Undergoes Midlife Crisis by MikeofKd(m): 4:35pm On Dec 17, 2020
JoyJones2000:
Wow! such a handsome man is still single like seriously?
Let him come to Nigeria
Nigerian girls are useless cry

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Romance / Re: Top 5 Bluepill Nigerian Musicians AKA Simps by MikeofKd(m): 11:17am On Dec 17, 2020
Enough of the simping thing ,Women are complicated creatures we know ,but we men don't have any other choice but to love them like that, I'm not saying dat a man shouldn't know his self worth while chasing women ,you need your self respect as a man ,to handle this creatures and that all .
Romance / Re: Females And Loyalty: My Experience, My Verdict by MikeofKd(m): 8:23pm On Dec 15, 2020
khingTony:

You didn't read because you're not intelligent enough to understand nada
grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Lady Humiliates Guy As She Rejects His Proposal In Public After 7 Years Of Datin by MikeofKd(m): 2:49pm On Dec 13, 2020
Thattallgirl:
People need to stop proposing in public places

Do it on a private dinner table or in a spacious room, with flowers, lights (not the type that'll look like shrine), music, cake and chocolates (very important tongue ), non-alcoholic wine etc. Whether the guy kneels or not, as long as there's a ring, no problem cheesy Then they dance to the slow music playing in the background...

Gosh, I watch too many Hollywood movies embarassed
Yeah you do ,really cool I do the same too ,but I'm not convinced,I know say na naija we dey most ladies here don't really appreciate this stuffs .

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