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Romance / Re: I Dream Of A Lady Giving Me Lap Dance Beside A River This Evening by MikeofKd(m): 7:30am On Feb 14, 2021 |
Smh Africans and their beliefs sha , well op ,u probably might have fantasized abt a girl giving u lap dance ,and ur subconscious mind is only reproducing ur fantasies in ur dreams, there's absolutely nothing as a spirit wife or whatever , most times u really have to think deep abt ur issues and not just say it tied to spirituality ,that why Africans don't really progress, even something that can be solved with simple logical reasoning them go say na spiritual stuff, yeah I know d world is really spiritual but u can't possibly blame it aĺl d time, time meant for u to work and improve ur self u spend it on some false deliverance lol , elevate ur thinking fellas we ain't in 21st century for nothing. |
Romance / Re: 8 Reasons Why You Are Still Single (must See) by MikeofKd(m): 8:28pm On Feb 05, 2021 |
I can't phathom why I'm single but then God didn't create a wife 4 himself ,are u thinking what I'm thinking . |
Romance / Re: My Experience With Women As A Good Looking Guy. by MikeofKd(m): 5:41pm On Jan 30, 2021 |
All these ones coming here to say, fine boy without money is useless are probably really ugly mofos. Even Jesus was attractive . Being attractive is always a bonus, one time in my life I was at the bank and jeez every girl there was staring at me ,I felt shy and quickly dashed to the rest room to check myself ,I was completely okay ,I realised they were only staring cause I was attractive ,so many more I cant say here ,I've had days when I got employed without being interviewed ,well I guess it was attractiveness at work plus I'm a really smooth talker . When u have money girls would rush u yen yen yen I know but it only cause of ur money mumu ,wen d money finish dem go japa ,but wen uve gat good looks trust me it more harder for a girl to leave u especially wen u have a good character with it , money would always come to everyone ,ugly or fine so stop using money to feel bossy for your ugly asses ,just work on being wonderful valuable persons kappish. 7 Likes |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Doug Emhoff: 10 Things To Know About Kamala Harris' Husband by MikeofKd(m): 1:07pm On Jan 27, 2021 |
slawormiir:Damn nigghaaar na that cyber ghost vpn go make sense die You are such a real nigga. |
Politics / Re: DJ Switch: The Value Of Human Life In Nigeria Is Less Than That Of A Cow by MikeofKd(m): 9:07pm On Jan 26, 2021 |
Honestly Nigeria is a nightmare we all trying hard to survive ,but I know dis for sure ,this country needs redemption and we wouldn't achieve that by only highlighting the proficient issues of this country we need to fight for true democracy until then Nigeria would grow from bad to worse over and over again. |
Celebrities / Re: Actress Kemi Afolabi Acquires A New House (Photo) by MikeofKd(m): 7:38pm On Jan 24, 2021 |
Nice one but this babe take style resemble Bob toh risky sha. |
Romance / Re: 2021 Men Are Longer Cheap, Strictly Redpilled. by MikeofKd(m): 6:35pm On Jan 24, 2021 |
tobechi74:Why u so pained mr simp ? my authority was way over her by not playing her game of manipulation, i could get her anytime I want , i know if it were u , u probably would have started acting like mumu already ,cause of sexual greenlights she s given ,I don't have ur time simp and get d f**k off my mention. |
Romance / Re: 2021 Men Are Longer Cheap, Strictly Redpilled. by MikeofKd(m): 4:20pm On Jan 24, 2021 |
RisenPhoenix1:Alright bro |
Romance / Re: 2021 Men Are Longer Cheap, Strictly Redpilled. by MikeofKd(m): 1:54pm On Jan 24, 2021 |
HallaDaTruth:Actually I've got really cool movie scripts I'm selling incase u dey interested,halla da boy. |
Romance / 2021 Men Are Longer Cheap, Strictly Redpilled. by MikeofKd(m): 12:52pm On Jan 24, 2021 |
Good day nlanders. Have you ever been in a situation where female strangers( pretty or average girls) gets to meet you for the first time and start acting or famzing like they have known you for a really long time. Okay this has happened to me a few times ,I was actually bored at home one Sunday like dat ,so I decided to go out to get ice cream and lick it there lol since home was boring anyways ,I was jejely licking my ice cream oo and scrolling the gram on my phone ,when this pretty average girl came to sit next to me and smiled, there were so many vacant chairs ,so why did she come to sit next to me ? all this in my head until she said hi ,I said hey back casually with a smile . Then she started with questions like hey sorry what flavour are you having , I told her it was vanilla , (i love vanilla flavours ) she was like oh okay I guess I would just have one too , I said cool , she got one ,and then again she asked why I liked vanilla flavours,I said just like them nothing much really ,and then she started telling me epistle about how she's been stugrulling to have a particular ice cream flavour that she likes all flavours ,Man i was getting pissed already like what my business with all these ones. She told me her name , I told her mine and boom she started calling my name like she's known me for years (in a seductive voice) . I was kinda cool with it no lies ,until she started telling me her life story ,I just sat down there pretending like i was listening but nah ,I wasn't, man I wanted to leave but didn't want to appear rude or som ,so I just played along . Fast forward to when she started flirting with me and like leaning on my shoulder and all. Like for real ,mhen I don enta one chance lol. No lies tho she was sexually attractive with nice boobs and proportionate kinda ass and hair fragrance was seductively making my John Thomas rise gradually coupled with the fact that I was already imagining things in my mind jeez . I knew she wanted to get laid but tbh I was having serious life issues at that point in my life I didn't want to complicate things more by sleeping with a stranger, even if I wasn't having any life issues I still wouldn t have fallen for her trick So I won't appear cheap . So I told I was gonna go use the bathroom. She said okay at first and later was like wait aren't you gonna ask for my number,I was alright cool let me have it ,Omo from there I japa oo ,still haven't called her till date but mhen women sometimes could easily manipulate you into sex or whatever don't always fall for it kings. Know your worth man ,know yourself ,we aren't cheap no more. I took the redpill. My nigga u should take it too . 4 Likes |
Romance / Re: What Is The Worst Reply You Have Gotten After Asking Someone To Be Your Gf or bf by MikeofKd(m): 9:04pm On Jan 18, 2021 |
She said we should take it slow ,take it slow since 3 years ago ,ive moved on sha local man cannot can 1 Like |
Programming / Re: Why People Always Think Those That Make Use Of Laptop Are Into Fraud? by MikeofKd(m): 2:54pm On Jan 18, 2021 |
slawormiir: Dem nor know say we get Different levels wey we take dey run street ,damn nigggaa u must be a realll nigga. Barman One chilled hieniken for this real nigga pls . 1 Like 1 Share |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Nigerians In The US Design Aso Ebi For Joe Biden Inauguration by MikeofKd(m): 2:48pm On Jan 18, 2021 |
Trump won't like this 1 Like |
Romance / Re: She Is Always Playing With My Emotions by MikeofKd(m): 10:48pm On Jan 17, 2021 |
[quote author=coming2america post=97994303] Cant you see whats happening? Sje doesnt want to encumbered by a schhool boy. As it is now, she is free to come and go without anyone asking her questions. Lagos parole today, abuja tomoro. You are a broke ass school biy she wont tie herself to, but she likes ur company and wont want to be alone or have some male presence around her while in school. Dey dia dey talk say u fine. Can u give her 50k per her every weekend parole? Small boy Nigga grow up , everything ain't bout money ,and for ur information I could give her more than 100k without thinking twice ,u talk bout money like u gat it ,but u d real broke ass nigga ,get the f**k out my mention prick . |
Education / Re: Please When Is 2021 Jamb Registration Starting? by MikeofKd(m): 10:03am On Dec 30, 2020 |
From late January it should begin or early February. Then u guys would probably write your exams in April . 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Iceberg Slim Flaunts His New Girlfriend (Photo) by MikeofKd(m): 10:07am On Dec 28, 2020 |
[quote author=slawormiir post=97480162]Damnnn niggarrrr Isoright ....good for iceberg slim Still don't know why some niggarrrrs don't go for slim girls Slim girls anyday anytime twice on Sunday Anyway one man's meat is another man's gadmnnn poison Damn niggar you are such a reaaaallll nigghaaar Slim girls any day twice on a Friday night ,lights up my weed. |
Education / Re: 5 Years No Admission: Depression Is Taking Over Me by MikeofKd(m): 8:33am On Dec 27, 2020 |
I still don't understand why people would tell others not to go to school ,say make dem go hustle for street ,everyone is different what works for Peter might not work for Paul . Education is to gain knowledge ,it not a determinant of your success ,alot of people think cause they are educated they deserve all the best and finest things of life ,I laugh .Education would only open your eyes to more opportunities make u think about certain things from diff angles and sides ,it not a guarantee to make you fortune,so people should stop saying school na scam and all that. If you know where you are headed ,u don't even need a degree ,u can soar above ur friends that went to school sef. Just believe in yourself ,pray God shows you the way to ur true path ,cause everyone has a path in life . 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Why Women Of Nowadays Are Not Happy (pics) by MikeofKd(m): 9:15pm On Dec 26, 2020 |
Nigerian girls are useless 7 Likes 1 Share |
Celebrities / Re: Learn how to control The super Powers Of Your Mind by MikeofKd(m): 9:32am On Dec 23, 2020 |
Why don't you use the trick on us, so we can get to buy your book 1 Like |
Romance / Re: If Your Man Is Not Spending On You In Your Relationship, Dump Him by MikeofKd(m): 12:40pm On Dec 21, 2020 |
Zzor:Hey I don't know how old you are neither do I care ,but stop being foolish all the time ,grow up .relationships ain't always about money ,it building and supporting each other to the fullest .there are so many factors that should be considered about relationships, money is a later factor . 4 Likes |
Romance / Re: Nigerian House Wives by MikeofKd(m): 9:49am On Dec 21, 2020 |
True |
Romance / Re: HERD MENTALITY: REPILL Sword Against Personal Expression by MikeofKd(m): 8:52am On Dec 21, 2020 |
The truth is you redpillers would end up chasing away the right woman for you and you would be left with a toxic woman (I.e if u want to even be in a relationship) redpill or whatever you call it is trash ,as a man ,women shouldn't be your priority ,there are so many other things you need to build as a man before turning to women ,so u guys always shouting redpill is cause u priotize women and when they fall ur hands u come here to start making bitter noise about women ,The right woman would show up at the right time and till then just keep up with the women u with good or bad ,y'all redpillers are still underage boys anyways, can't say more |
Romance / Re: If You Want To Get A Fine Babe Before The Year Ends Use One Of These 2 Methods by MikeofKd(m): 7:06pm On Dec 20, 2020 |
[quote author=NengakGodwin1 post=97265038] Okay, oo. Hope say you dey form savage out of fun...and not the frustration of not knowing how to approach woman. I don't approach women they approach me but I don't care cause I've got better things to do ,like making money and living my dream life ,u should do the same too bro and your tricks are wack ,If you want a woman ,u need charm ,confidence, a lil arrogant attitude ,a seductive smile ,full pockets ,smelling nice ,dope shoes and sense of humour .she would chase you haha . |
Romance / Re: If You Want To Get A Fine Babe Before The Year Ends Use One Of These 2 Methods by MikeofKd(m): 5:49pm On Dec 20, 2020 |
Guy use these your tricks to go and toast Genevieve |
Romance / Re: She Said She Prefer Her Friend Than Me. by MikeofKd(m): 8:00am On Dec 19, 2020 |
Yo op your girl ,she s probably a lesbian or something ,that why she s been acting up like this ,my advice cut her off ,the relationship isn't gonna lead to anywhere from what I read sef, so cut her loose and get yourself a new girl .Nigerian girls are useless anyways . try to get u a girl from Ghana or Kenya best of luck. |
Celebrities / Re: Naira Marley Sends Vee Flower Bouquet With Note “my Heart And Soul For You” by MikeofKd(m): 4:58pm On Dec 17, 2020 |
If it was a regular guy now ,some fools would already be shouting simp simp simp ,God help all your souls. |
Celebrities / Re: Single At 51, Tyler Perry Undergoes Midlife Crisis by MikeofKd(m): 4:35pm On Dec 17, 2020 |
JoyJones2000:Nigerian girls are useless 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Top 5 Bluepill Nigerian Musicians AKA Simps by MikeofKd(m): 11:17am On Dec 17, 2020 |
Enough of the simping thing ,Women are complicated creatures we know ,but we men don't have any other choice but to love them like that, I'm not saying dat a man shouldn't know his self worth while chasing women ,you need your self respect as a man ,to handle this creatures and that all . |
Romance / Re: Females And Loyalty: My Experience, My Verdict by MikeofKd(m): 8:23pm On Dec 15, 2020 |
khingTony: |
Romance / Re: Lady Humiliates Guy As She Rejects His Proposal In Public After 7 Years Of Datin by MikeofKd(m): 2:49pm On Dec 13, 2020 |
Thattallgirl:Yeah you do ,really cool I do the same too ,but I'm not convinced,I know say na naija we dey most ladies here don't really appreciate this stuffs . |
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