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Meanwhile, him mama fit never see food chop since last week...Ewu Gambia

Omicron007:



The number of brown roofs I'm seeing up there is alarming!

It's like a badge in the whole of South west.

Lucas4903:
You brought back memories.

O.G

[quote author=Davash222 post=107107848]Between Atiku and Tinubu... I'd rather vote and support a Hen!

Hen? I rather support Arsenal Fc!

Buhari is useless

This half toothpick is seriously eyeing vice presidency of this shithole.

It's very typical not to see the NPF addressing this kind of issues. If money isn't involved, don't expect them to be there. Just last week,
A policeman stopped a motorist and his friend on the road and after checking his car papers and driver's license which were intact, the following conversation ensued...

POLICEMAN: If you start feeling sick on the steering, who would drive this car home?

MOTORIST: I don't intend to fall sick officer, but thank God I have my friend here. if I fall sick, he will drive me home.

POLICEMAN: (turns to his friend) Where is your driver's license?

FRIEND: I don't have one.

POLICEMAN: You are under arrest for intent to drive without a license!

One of the ABSOLUTE Greatest blessings to this iconic culture that we call Hip Hop! This man was a multidimensional POWERHOUSE! Rapping, acting, showmanship/stage presence & aggression. There will never be another DMX. NYC, Westchester (Mt. Vernon, Yonkers, White Plains, etc.), Buffalo & Rochester, NY & NJ and so on... salutes & loves you for all of the wonderful memories that you've given & provided us with. Your legacy & spirit will forever live with your family, friends & us the fans/supporters.

Light has nothing to do with darkness neither does the living have any correlation with the dead
First Lady my a**

Kebbiprince:
The poor doctors haters have arrived, those who could not make a cut off or parents too poor to send them out to study medicine have arrived. Poor Nigerians hate those doing well

Chaiiii
Guy your village people no dey smile at all ooo .... Abeg borrow sense if you no get.
Ewu Gambia


Meanwhile at the Hospital...

DOCTOR: why did you take your Medicine at 6 am yet I told you 9 am?

PATIENT: I wanted to surprise the Bacteria.

livebyday:
[s][/s]stupid dry joke

It's not funny

Bros Abeg no be me dey responsible for your family problem and life failures. Carry your wahala and emotional trauma move ahead.
Ewu

See this senior houseboy still get mouth dey yarn opata

Chaiiii
For book wey no be she write oo ...... I for say how come person wey dey make love to one mannequin and dullard vegetable never Contract some of him dullness.
First Lady of Dubai

Blood of something
The amount of bleaching cream wey this cone headed Afonja Don use fit full one trailer o

Only Peter Obi deserves to be on that list, the rest are potential looters.
But trust Nigerians Sha... Dem and corrupt politicians are inseparable.

I don't know why only one man can decide to be this greedy
Meanwhile :
Kunle stole a goat, he was arrested and taken to court.

JUDGE: Gentleman, are you guilty or not guilty?

KUNLE: My Lord, I’m not guilty.

JUDGE: How come you were arrested and brought before the court for stealing a goat?

KUNLE: My Lord, I was just passing by Mr. Darlington's house and I saw a very big rope tied to a tree. I said to myself, "maybe the tree is trying to commit suicide," so I rescued the tree and took the rope home. My Lord… I swear I didn’t realise there was a goat tied to the rope until now!

Translation:Mr Ibu and Tinubu dey learn work for where did one dey

None of the above Hypocrites.if given the chance,they will do worst.bunch of b*******

u wan give am?

OK o

Earthbound:
I just hope the child is adopted by wealthy folks. There's something great in that kid that needs to be harnessed.

wise man

wise man

how does this relate to Buhari? Grow up kid

it is all about archeology(the study of remains).a carbon dating machine is used to ascertain the age of the remains.

;Dlol.all the ogaz dem need fresh p***y to dey service.dem don tire for old milfs