₦airaland Forum

gergemam:
Awon Iyawo re ooo.....


This one no be Naija walahi

Amberon1:
Ist travel was Europe and it was a very very nice experience. The people loved Africans. They loved that we could speak their language ( even though not fluently). The place was very welcoming and they sometimes gave us free foodstuff at the market and free rides to wherever we were going. I remember one particular woman who welcomed me into her house when my electricity was out. I needed to charge my phone but my charging port wasn't really good. She tried all available sockets just to ensure it was charging. She then began gisting me (in their language) about all her kids who were now married and were in other countries. She gave me nice fruits and even made coffee for me to drink as it was Winter. That was the day I ate the best fruit known to man. That had to be the fruit Adam and Eve ate, it was heavenly.

School was so much fun too, friendly lecturers, friendly secretary. Good learning environment. No stress, no lecturer failing you unjustly. First day of snow we all went out, played in the snow for hours taking lovely pictures.

I remember the first day we went to school without a guide. We all stopped at the wrong train station, got lost, asked for directions but due to the language barrier we were given the wrong directions so we ended up at the American embassy instead. Going back home was even worse. On our way we were already lost not knowing what train station to alight when we met a Nigerian who claimed to have been there for long. He gave us wrong directions again and we ended up lost again. We then decided we trek until we see road signs that show we were going in the right direction. That was when one of my friends sighted a saloon where she had been to a few days earlier. It was owned by a Nigerian and she gave us the proper direction home.

I had many wonderful experiences including signing authographs because some of them had never seen black people before.

My experiences cannot contain even a whole book so I'll just stop here.

Second country was UAE.

It is when you leave this country that you'll realize that Nigeria is worse than hell fire.

Lekan1o1:
Nawao.. I have painfully deleted like 3 big apps on my phone despite using them, yet the problem still persists.
I don't even have video on my phone.

Pls are u using Tekno CM too?

Lekan1o1:
Pls guys Im using Tekno camon CM phone.
I'm having problem with the storage,
I only have 2pages of apps on my screen. Which are mostly default apps, compared to people who I see there phones with 3 to 4 pages of apps.
Now my phone is always telling me that I don't have much space.,
Despite me setting SD CARD as default storage.
Sometimes it hangs my incoming messages , until I clean cache before they will come in.
Pls who can make help solve this issue.

Racoon:
And they were asking how Patience Jonathan received donations, supports, etc? And Buhari Santimoniously told the whole world that he can afford a #50million presidential nomination form

Ibrahim Buhari Magu EFCC & ICPC can you get to work now E don happen for Aisha Buhari end too Now.

ashacot:
Senator DINO will definitely not come back. APC will do everything to stop him from coming back.

troublemakea:
Have they featured in any song before

wizkid, women, smoke n hard drink are inseparable

the guy will soon die like a Mad dog

hausadreturn:
Mixza...
Bought it close to 11k

Geestunnar:
Roll call:

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Fuckingmallam45

Proudlyngwa:
1. Man of the match

2. Mumu of the Match

3. Superman Returns.

4. What manner of fukerry is on Smallings head


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andrewfarms Tvegas hardeycute seunny4lif Proudlyngwa youdondeymad sirfee Ivanlxi don4ye HERSLEY Lily4star Khutie Bibidear dfrost Keneking tripoli007 greatmarshall lomprico ztanleechima Tychamps oluwaseyi000 tolufase zinachidi Ivanlxi arejibadz myners007 jtigwell0 lalasticlala RRWraith Kabeeru abeliver Maximus85 Adaumunocha ibolomo CrEaToRmaldenKingLennon iamharkinwaley mansakhalifa omobolajiatanda Lh19 HamiidLyon chant in xynerise Nelsizzy architect hutc ottohan richybankx enemyofprogress KingLennon habbyy03 chiiraq802 akeeen haywhy28 HzRF Victornezzar szen offishialpablo ekhai nogoodadvice Dabossman iamharkinwaley EverGlorious CaptPlanet kstyle2 annie74 CecyAdr geestunnar Lomprico2 cana882
Fuckingmallam45

hausadreturn:
Ali express would've made a lot of sense.
I bought a 128gb memory card there and after 2 months, is still working.

ehissi:
See as billions of people ticket just dey cut, on top of Watford......

Meanwhile I see the match ending 4-2, guess who the owner of 4 is.....

dmcdad:
I've never seen such an establishment, ever! Imagine, people are begging you to take their monies and you're blatantly refusing.

dmcdad:
Sure... I've been trying to activate for weeks to no avail. They got my money trapped in my account and won't sub it for data.

ajl:
Most Nigerians are just mentally sick without realizing it.

drayboi:
this is the first time Nigeria is deporting people

Bolustical:
So, who should be in charge of IMMIGRATION?

Local government councillors abi?

jamalchance:
Mehn dey did in a finny way, have 500mb and another 500mb saying it was bonus

Shelloween:
exactly what Manchester United needs right now..



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#ggmu b!tches....

Onozboy:
This football pitch be like rug