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Pdp and their deceit, clowns, we have not forgotten the confession Ibrahim mantu made concerning their rigging machinery when they were in power. Such hypocrites, crying foul where there is non. Una never see anything

The op forgot to mention that the bride yewande is a popular star in tinsel. The award winning soap opera. HML

We thank God for baba buhari, the slayer of recession, my vote will still go to him come 2019. South Africa I wish u well, u will come out of this recession as well. God bless Africa

Neoteny:
Guess you missed the part where it says this is the second quarter of growth retardation.

Yet they'll magically bounce back in less than one quarter

You're igboe, I guess.

she didn't read that part, maybe in her haste to castigate the present govt she skipped that part.

Nwodosis:
If she had not honored your invitation you will term it that she's proving hard to get. She has turned up and you are now proving hard to spend.
There's an adage in place that when a pu*sy shows kindness, it will be labeled to be promiscuous. And that is exactly what the lady is trying to avoid.

so to u the lady is right? Na wa for this ur reasoning o. And you are a male? Smh

1.The Eminently Corrupt Elements (ECE):
Let’s not have any argument about this: there are corrupt elements all over the country’s political space, and they’d give anything to terminate Buhari’s Aso Rock stay in 2019. Many — not all — of them belong to or are sympathetic to the opposition Peoples Democratic Party (PDP). It would have been so easy to round these people up and scapegoat them, but many of their greedy cousins are also in Buhari’s All Progressives Congress (APC), strutting the corridors of power without fear of apprehension. Worse still, since 2015, a few ECEs have been running to the APC for cover, and are surprisingly being welcomed with open arms.

2[b]The PDP Loyalists (TPL)[/b]:
These are the die-hard PDP apologists. Even if Buhari constructs an underground rail system in Lagos to at once ease the city’s notorious traffic congestion, they will never support his re-election quest.

3.The People Out of Government (POG):
They have tasted power for years — some of them for decades — but were suddenly left licking their wounds in 2015 following Buhari’s victory at the polls. People in this class have no solid life out of government; they have been miserable since 2015 and can’t wait for another taste of power.

4.The Anyone But Jonathans (ABJ):
In 2015, they didn’t exactly fancy Buhari — but the Goodluck Jonathan government was extremely inept and utterly corrupt; it failed to inspire hope. In truth, it was important to boot Jonathan out of office. But this group thought ‘Anyone But Jonathan’ could do it. On the first they were right, but on the second they weren’t. These days, they can’t even stand Buhari. Some of them have learnt from experience; they want Buhari out in 2019 but are circumspect about whom to vote for this time.

5.The Anyone But Buharis (ABB):
These are the go-and-get-your-PVCs lot. They are about to repeat the mistake of the ABJs. They haven’t been impressed with Buhari’s first term and they want him out at all costs, regardless of whoever takes over from him.

6.The Lesser-Evil Apostles (LEA):
In another world, these people wouldn’t have voted for Buhari in 2015. But they knew only Buhari and Jonathan were capable of winning the election; and although they ordinarily would have had neither, they knew they had to pick one of the two — whomever they considered the lesser evil. Can anyone blame them? Even when the revered London-headquartered magazine-format newspaper, The Economist, endorsed Buhari seven weeks before the 2015 election, it did “with a heavy heat”. After noting that “there are no good options”, it picked Buhari as the “least awful”. In its conclusion, it said: a “former dictator is a better choice than a failed president”. Now, the LEAs have discovered that even The Economist was wrong to say there were no good options; there was, in fact, no good option at all. There is just one worry, though: the LEAs are genuinely troubled that the 2015 election could repeat itself, that the go-and-get-your-PVC syndrome could lead to a repeat of the 2015 scenario in 2019.

7.The Anti-Buhari Converts (ABCs):
These people are currently anti-Buhari but this had never been the case. Some had followed him for years, others for decades. From Buhari’s first election loss in 2003 to the last in 2011, the people in this class stood by him, mourned with him, shed tears with him and, like him, hoped that he would succeed where others had failed should he ever taste power. To their dismay, more than three years of Buhari’s presidency have been typified by economic downturn, job loss, insecurity, executive arrogance and insouciance, one-sided anti-corruption war and frequent presidential absenteeism.

8.The Flexile Realists (TFRs):
These are the people who, regardless of party affiliation, gave Buhari an honest chance to win their 2019 vote. They are people who can see beyond the façade of the “historic transition and political nurturing” being created by Bola Tinubu’s admittedly impressive speech writer or the grand impression of national prosperity being propagated by the President’s social-media army. They understand that you cannot extra-judicially jail Sambo Dasuki yet harbour a Babachir Lawal in your cabinet for so many months while claiming to be fighting corruption; they know that you can’t profess to run a government of integrity yet retain a Minister who has thus far failed to defend allegations of forgery for which lawmakers have reportedly blackmailed her into releasing state funds. The people in this class want Buhari out but are also very worried by the lack of credible alternative to Buhari’s credibility-shy government.

9.The Nigeria Fanatical Association (NFA):
They are the Nigeria fanatics. This group is a mix of people who both supported and never supported Buhari. Nigeria first, the latter disabused themselves of their anti-Buhari sentiments the moment the retired soldier became the President. But going forward, the choices are pretty easy: how, for example, can a man who is not even in control of his own government be asked to run Nigeria for a further four years? How can a man whose first term has been punctuated by lengthy medical vacations not understand that 2019 is the perfect time to take a deserved rest? They bore it all when the Buhari government raised pump price of petrol from N87 to N145/litre in 2016 with the promise of competition-fuelled lowered prices over time, which never came, but they were rewarded with extensive spells of fuel scarcity during which the President ignored the pains of his people. People in this group are neither APC nor PDP. In fact, they want Buhari out in 2019 but would have a rethink should APC present Osinbajo. They do not want to retry the tested-and-failed PDP and are wondering if 2019 hasn’t come too soon for any of the ‘lesser’ parties to gatecrash the PDP-APC hegemony.

So, dear Buharist, when next you run into someone who doesn’t share your re-election excitement, don’t get mad at them. Instead, direct your anger at the President, knowing now — in case you didn’t — that more than half the opposition to his ambition has nothing to do with corruption but with his shortcomings. Like the previous piece, this list is not exhaustive. Buhari’s opponents who see no place for themselves here can create a tenth or eleventh or twelfth group.

Soyombo, former Editor of the TheCable and the International Centre for Investigative Reporting (ICIR), tweets @fisayosoyombo

https://www.360nobs.com/2018/08/the-nine-kinds-of-people-opposing-buhari-second-term-bid/

Is this a suggestion from this key fellow that wenger shld be given the job at man united because he has managed big players or is this an aunthetic news coming from old trafford? At op pls change ur headline, it's confusing.

folu500:
If you can afford Ntel unlimited plan. Then i would advise you to go for Wifi.com.ng.

There internet speed is very fast and their plan is unlimited for 9,500.

I dumped Ntel services due to inability to subscribe and network failure for days during your subscription.

with what sim card?

I love the traditional Ghanaian music, that is highlife, I remember canadoes, those are the high life kings of Ghana music, but these days nothing much, patapa and the shata wale's of this world, wetin dem get to offer na?

DopeTech:
Is good becuz i see 350mb for N50 and 1.2GB for N150 on the plan.
This somehow funny, so what if an age person wants to migrate how will they know the person is not a kid? Or will the system detect it through the registration details?

Because now if everyone migrate without any restrictions that means the tariff plan is general what is the essence of puting age children btw 9- 15years?

I wonder myself

jamalchance:
Mehn dey did in a finny way, have 500mb and another 500mb saying it was bonus

mtn and their wahala

jamalchance:
It seems they have even touched the pulse 1gb for 500

I think so too, though I ve not subbed it before

That night sub really helped me. What exactly is wrong with this mtn. I hope the revert back to the way it was before

So sad. May their souls RIP

Cheatlordz:
I enjoy 500mb for #150 on Mtn and 100mb for #100 unlimited plan. One thing about it is that it expires 11:59pm of the day you subscribe. Is still good because with #300 or more you will gather enough data and do whatever you want it works on PC also.

#300 gives 1gb

I hope u understand the term UNLIMITED,? if it's unlimited why is it capped at 1gb for N300

chinnyfity:
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Falcuswhite:
Drop the link of your joke whatsapp group or funny whatsapp group so that nairalanders can join through the link.

This is mine.
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Drop your number to be added to others

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greenhulk:
That 17k for 1 month looks like a lot of money and sometimes I don't use it for 2--3 days, so I prefer doing 1 week when I know I'm going to use it. And their app is rubbish, their website is rubbish. I subscribed since yesterday and up till now my line is not browsing, I just finished talking to their cc on the phone now and the lady said they tried activating it yesterday and it didn't go through so now they are sending to technical department and I should wait another 24 hours.

That's my problem with them, that 24hr crap. And to worsen the situation, they will never deem it fit to add the days they wasted for u. If they waste 2 days then u ll get to enjoy only 5 days of ur sub that is if u sub for 1 wk. I live in abuja and I use ntel too.

The world as we know it will come to an end. Everything that has a beginning will surely have an end, when will the end be I don't know, but we are moving towards the end. With predictions of wars and rumors of wars, earthquakes, famine, rivers turning red, hurricanes, floods, collapse economies, the introduction of the church of Satan in the US, and the dreaded satanic Masonic 666 mark the Bible warned us against being branded on the foreheads of prisoners in the USA and the computer chip being planted in the right hand of people in the US seeking for Medicare (obama-care), not forgetting certain numbers being forcefully given to us in form of bvn numbers (which the Bible pointed out that in the last days the number of the beast will be forced on us, without it u can neither buy nor sell) is it not happening now with the introduction of the banks BVN? The good book directed us to Watch and pray for these are the last days. I'm a Christian, and from events happening all over the world, the biblical prophecies are been fulfilled. God help us.

Jbleenk:
I don't think so cus a part of God's word says "world without end."

Generations will come, generations will go but the world will forever remain same.

Generation has come generations has gone and the world still remain same. Nothing is happening now that haven't happened before.

the good book also told us that heaven and earth will pass away but his word will remain.

I sight u chinwetalu agu on top of her ukwu.