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AfricaMagic: As a fan of Manchester United and a citizen of Nigeria, it feels so bad to always be on the loosing side. I personally don't accept failure in my life. See the Manchester United team breaking my heart from the left and Super Eagles from the right. I think this is a clarion call for me to leave this shitty game called football and its obsession and face my studies with damn seriousness. FOOTBALL SUCKS!

my brother same here, i also feel depressed on our (man united) latest woes, but come Wednesday south Africa will feel the wrath of the eagles

Jerrick: Lol...... Just as Man Utd will beat 'Assanal' even when not in blistering form, anytime, so also Nigeria to South Africa. We don't need to be at our peak to rip em' all apart!

true talk bro

hahahahahahahaha op abeg no kill me wit laugh

dekronik: The official media spokesman to BH, Shariareporters claim that their bosses have dropped fliers in front of barracks in Maiduguri detailing plans to "capture" the city. They also report that their boss Shecow will personally lead the battle and he is ready to "fight to death".
If we are really serious about ending the war on terrorr once and for all, then this is good news. The most likely scenario is that mad man shecow will gather his nearly 2000 fighters from Gwoza, Gamboru-Ngala, Banki and Bama.
I don't need to teach Gen.Minimah his job. But this is the much needed opprtunity to strike the head of the snake once and for all. Kill shecow and his top commanders and leave the civilian JTF to finish the foot soldiers. Shecow will probably come with 5-10 APC's/Armoured tanks, 5-10 AAA's mounted on hiluxes and nearly 2000 AK 47 carrying almajiris. This analysis is based on BH propaganda videos I have watched.
This should give our brave troops ample opportunity to crush these boys once and for all. If it means sending 50,000 soldiers, MOPOL, Airforce etc with all our old fighter jets and rusty armoured tanks. The battle line has been drawn. Enough of this madness
God bless our brave troops. My prayers to SiriusBlack. Hope he remains alive to see his great-grandchildren.

oga it is saharareporters, not shariareporters

na we dis people dey mock like this? ok o! wednesday no far again.

na we dis people dey mock like this? ok o! wednesday no far again.

Blacki88
Bafana Bafana will trounce Nigeria! We don't chow drugs, we don't chow ur woman/hoes/prostitutes and BAFANA BAFANA/ Mzansi is definitely not getting chowed by u Unsuper Eaglet Sissy Druggies!
Boarder patrol is also watching. No Boko Haram here

Prro Rhino
We must sure that we beat Drugs Lords couse they are still Drunk. Love & Peace.

Sibs
Nigeria were lucky to come out with 3 goals. If the Congolese were more clinical it could have been 5-2

LazolaMbayeka
Yha if we can play a drow with nigeria after that we beat congo then it can be so easy to us to go trugh haaaaaa

harveyfuqua
These things happen in soccer. Don't read too much into the result. Bafana are gonna bear the brunt

Buc-champ 14
This group is now wide open already with just one round gone, a three horse race effectively. But after what Congo did to Nigeria, I'm sure everyone knows now that they mean business. Nigeria have never lost there in qualifiers until today. And let's be honest they were thumped in their own backyard by a team we all expected to be just another whipping boy. Nobody even mentioned them, it was all banani, Nigeria and Sudan. Yep now we've certainly taken note of them. This group is going to be the most exciting one, goals galore, Yes! "I like it for the goals ". Once and always bucs.

LMakhubele
Football is unpredictable! Where are those ebola Niaja football fanatics?

KidKudu7
We need to watch this player in Congo, by the name of Thievy Bifouma!!
He destroyed the Nigerians today!!!

mmazongolo12
If Congo can beat them that means we can also beat them simple and straight forward

Izzylove66
This is the worst match I have watched this year. Ask them now, they will site NFF crisis and poor pitch as an excuse, as if the female U20 did not perform well in Canada despite the NFF crisis. In fact, a likely FIFA ban will save our face, we don’t have a team for AFCON. If we play like this against South Africa in Pretoria, we should expect the bashing of our life. Again, I’ve been defending Keshi up till now, but from now I back out. The same thing he did against France he repeated today, leaving his best players on bench only to bring them on when the damage has already been done. Omeruo played his worst game for Nigeria today. Lastly, Keshi should be sacked and another Coach to take over should draft in Iheanacho, Nwakali, Awoniyi, Success and Mohammed (their captain at U17) into the team with immediate effect. Mikel, the worst midfielder in Africa should be dropped with immediate effect. NONSENSE.

Inkomo
@Izzylove66 Ebola is to blame.

BLACKRIDGE
Drug lords FC will come with guns blazing after this loose,n I hope Bafana beat this things

Topdog
Now it's time to break the jinx against the super eagles. It is now or never

mastos12
This results has blown our cover. Now the Nigerias will be weary of another loss and will be coming @ us verystrongly.

khosi lami
I was watching this game and I must say Congo are no whipping boys these guys are huge physical and fast there were two outstanding players in their team their number 10 and 13 very skilfull these Nigerians are overrated Cows

packpage
Certain nigerian official was asked during the week on soccer Africa if what ever is happening with Nigeria football association won't affect players and arrogantly the official said we Nigerians not malawians nothing will affect our boys we going to whip Congo

bucs4PG
Nd b4 d game he ws asked to predict d score nd he said nigeria wl win 5-0,ys d goals scored were 5 bt it 2-3 against nigeria hehe

Longaneng
ARROGANCE comes before HUMILITY!
And i know the Eagles are coming to South Africa with even more arrogance.

http://www.kickoff.com/news/48416/2015-african-nations-cup-qualifiers-nigeria-2-3-congo

Blacki88
Bafana Bafana will trounce Nigeria! We don't chow drugs, we don't chow ur woman/hoes/prostitutes and BAFANA BAFANA/ Mzansi is definitely not getting chowed by u Unsuper Eaglet Sissy Druggies!
Boarder patrol is also watching. No Boko Haram here

Prro Rhino
We must sure that we beat Drugs Lords couse they are still Drunk. Love & Peace.

Sibs
Nigeria were lucky to come out with 3 goals. If the Congolese were more clinical it could have been 5-2

LazolaMbayeka
Yha if we can play a drow with nigeria after that we beat congo then it can be so easy to us to go trugh haaaaaa

harveyfuqua
These things happen in soccer. Don't read too much into the result. Bafana are gonna bear the brunt

Buc-champ 14
This group is now wide open already with just one round gone, a three horse race effectively. But after what Congo did to Nigeria, I'm sure everyone knows now that they mean business. Nigeria have never lost there in qualifiers until today. And let's be honest they were thumped in their own backyard by a team we all expected to be just another whipping boy. Nobody even mentioned them, it was all banani, Nigeria and Sudan. Yep now we've certainly taken note of them. This group is going to be the most exciting one, goals galore, Yes! "I like it for the goals ". Once and always bucs.

LMakhubele
Football is unpredictable! Where are those ebola Niaja football fanatics?

KidKudu7
We need to watch this player in Congo, by the name of Thievy Bifouma!!
He destroyed the Nigerians today!!!

mmazongolo12
If Congo can beat them that means we can also beat them simple and straight forward

Izzylove66
This is the worst match I have watched this year. Ask them now, they will site NFF crisis and poor pitch as an excuse, as if the female U20 did not perform well in Canada despite the NFF crisis. In fact, a likely FIFA ban will save our face, we don’t have a team for AFCON. If we play like this against South Africa in Pretoria, we should expect the bashing of our life. Again, I’ve been defending Keshi up till now, but from now I back out. The same thing he did against France he repeated today, leaving his best players on bench only to bring them on when the damage has already been done. Omeruo played his worst game for Nigeria today. Lastly, Keshi should be sacked and another Coach to take over should draft in Iheanacho, Nwakali, Awoniyi, Success and Mohammed (their captain at U17) into the team with immediate effect. Mikel, the worst midfielder in Africa should be dropped with immediate effect. NONSENSE.

Inkomo
@Izzylove66 Ebola is to blame.

BLACKRIDGE
Drug lords FC will come with guns blazing after this loose,n I hope Bafana beat this things

Topdog
Now it's time to break the jinx against the super eagles. It is now or never

mastos12
This results has blown our cover. Now the Nigerias will be weary of another loss and will be coming @ us verystrongly.

khosi lami
I was watching this game and I must say Congo are no whipping boys these guys are huge physical and fast there were two outstanding players in their team their number 10 and 13 very skilfull these Nigerians are overrated Cows

packpage
Certain nigerian official was asked during the week on soccer Africa if what ever is happening with Nigeria football association won't affect players and arrogantly the official said we Nigerians not malawians nothing will affect our boys we going to whip Congo

bucs4PG
Nd b4 d game he ws asked to predict d score nd he said nigeria wl win 5-0,ys d goals scored were 5 bt it 2-3 against nigeria hehe

Longaneng
ARROGANCE comes before HUMILITY!
And i know the Eagles are coming to South Africa with even more arrogance.

http://www.kickoff.com/news/48416/2015-african-nations-cup-qualifiers-nigeria-2-3-congo

nice

grayht: Naija is not on that list..

and why would naija be on the list? I bet u were disappointed nigeria was not there. Na wa for some pple o. Dem no put u for bad list, u complain, dem put u, u still complain.

Martins dey bleach? Why him hand come dey fair like dis?

Big teams going down? Na lie, nigeria go triumph today o

An illuminati eye peeping under the bed. By the right side of the bed, angle 90 btw the mattress n bed. Nice one @OP

Girls wey no get b.o.o.bs and nyansh, dirty afro hair for armpit, yuck

Toks2008: Poster i am awfully sorry to write that this is the most immature and unintelligent post i have ever read on nairaland.

How could you reason this way worse still punch the keypads to write this absurdity?


Furthermore i believe you are even of a lower life because for you to write this goes to show your reasoning faculty. I am expecting you to insult me after reading this but i promise not to respond because i am really disappointed that this type of rhetorical mombo jumbo can come out from a rational thinker.

You have no idea that the most decent people are those who really seek for honest friendship rather than jumping out there to mix with riff raffs

are u surprised? he is a ghanaian

i thought they ve discovered oil? afterall they claim to be few, dem for dey enjoy na

blueto: Have you heard about Jiggaman again?

that guy neva go die for corner so? i really want him alive o cos he is my frnd. jigga

@OP though u made some valid points, but a lot of credence shld also be given to the people that run nollywood. Do u ask urself hw long it took this same Hollywood u so worship today to be where they are today? They must have started poor too, dont forget america is about 245 yrs or thereabout old and we re barely 54 yrs, how u wan take compare an old man of more than 200 yrs wit a healthy strong man of 54? Experience wise are they the same? Contrary to what u said in ur post, i make bold to say that nollywood churns out good quality movies these days, movies like Ije, 2 bride and a baby, figurine, last flight to abuja, the mirror boy(genevieve), half of a yellow sun(gene and chinwetel), not forgetting classics like igodo, izaga, blood money(zack orji), nneka the pretty serpent, sakobi(susan patrick), died wretched, haunted (RMD), oracle(pete edochie), isakkaba(sam dede), last burial(clem ohameze) comedies like ukwa, osuofia, kiss me quick, pam pam (nkem owoh) and the list goes on. Do u even ask urself why nollywood is gaining more ground in africa and the world at large? What is so special about this industry that whites and other writers now write about? Oga nollywood is growing by the day and in no distant future nollywood will be a force to reckon with and Nigeria will be a one stop shop for home grown quality movies that only ll be rivalled by the great Hollywood and by extension Bollywood. I rest my case.
LAST BULLET: Lets learn to promote and appreciate our own. Nobody will do it for u. Monkey no fine but him mama like am. I be naija pikin to the core. The earth is green. Green is the colour.

Guykhena: Your head dey dia joor.

And there's always an annoying song in Nollywood movies in which the lyrics narrate the whole storyline ......


And that BLEEDING ANGEL would be the Part 3 and 4 of BLEEDING LOVE ..smh for nollywood

Soundtracks like "Gan Gan Gan Gan"..
You just know what's about to happen... Smh again

And how many have u produced? Hate it when people like u try to run down other peoples efforts.


Nollywood works on 'Quantity' instead of 'Quality'......
Too bad...

so hw many movies have u produced?

simpleseyi: My friend Pastor, you better go and take alomo, origin and koboko, then cool down for Jesus. When journalists were reporting and promoting your staged and 419 miracles, you did not tell them to mind their business. This your church business is everybody's business, so we are all minding the business.

Imaging all these yellow half unclad babes for you alone , your wife said that you have been jumping to bed with them all, while single poor guys are left in the cold . I am jealous of you joor. Now, it is time for the consequences of your bed actions with the half unclad ladies that flock your church.

Modified
Your fellow and neighbour Pastor Chris Okotie has told us that you are a fraudster, only a fraudster can identify another fraudster, we all know that Chris Okotie is a fraudster and we believe him when he identified you as a fellow fraudster.

touch not my annointed and do my prophets no harm, do not judge lest u be judged thus sayeth d lord. In matters like this i no dey talk put to avoid stories dat touch.

yungEX: do you neeed airtime to call etisalat customer care?

my brother the thing tire me, i have not heard of monies being deducted because u called customer care. btw etisalat is the best service providers for me, u recharge N200 u get N200 bonus. N500 gats u N500 bonus. N10,000 gets u N10,000 bonus. i just love them, not forgetting their spectacular 15 Naira per 5 min download On Etisalat Unlimited Plan. nothing beats that bro

Safaree Samuels aka Scaff Beezy is letting the world know that his love for Nicki Minaj is real, even though Nicki is yet to officially announce him as her boyfriend. Scaff Beezy and Nicki Minaj have been rumored love birds for a very long time, they’ve known each other before Nicki became famous. But Nicki swears he is just her hypeman, more like a brother to her.

Chris is a Corporal in the Nigerian Air Force, currently serving in Yola, Adamawa State. In his letter below he describes the reality he has to face every day and the losing fight the soldiers have to fight with the corruption in the Nigerian military.
“I write to seek help in exposing our corrupt senior officers. The corruption in the Nigerian military environs is higher than in the political sector. We lack relevant agencies to check the growing trend. The negligence and the nonchalant attitude regarding the welfare of lower ranks will soon spell doom on the security of the Nigerian state.

“In my unit, soldiers live without accommodation. In the little space available, they are being paired up two (2) and three (3) in a room.

“Still, millions are being spent on the gigantic edifice of the Airlodge located near Ribadu Square, Jimeta Yola, which is meant for senior officers. Millions are allocated to the ongoing project of the Air Chief Marshal A. S. Badeh’s golf club (along Jambutu Numan Road, Yola).
“I know that soldiers serving in 37 BSG and 75 STG, Yola (war zones), are not being paid their operational allowances. It is crystal clear to us that the funds are coming from the DHQ Abuja. But the money is diverted to the private pocket of few ‘chosen’ ones. Our colleagues in the Nigerian Army have to endure a similar fate.

“Now, let’s talk about operational efficiency. Nigerian military is too ill-equipped to combat the ravaging insurgency in the North. Forget about what the Defense spokesman is saying from Abuja. Here, it’s visible to the blind and audible to the deaf. In my unit here in Yola, despite the global technological progress, we are still using the Fabrique Nationale rifles that were used in the Biafran War! Meanwhile, the insurgents are carrying advanced weapons. They have light machine guns, new AK-47 rifles, general-purpose machine guns, to mention a few.
“It’s sad to know that, because of the same corruption in the Nigerian military, we don’t have rocket-propelled grenade launchers. All the armoured personnel carriers we use to defend our bases are outdated. Of the two outdated Mi-35M helicopters, one has crashed, and the other one was fired at by the insurgents and grounded in Maiduguri.

“The operation of archaic fighter aircrafts such as Alpha jet and F-7 fighter jet is a waste of taxpayers’ money, ranging from fueling, to armouring it with heavy missiles that are being detonated in an unknown location (best known to the pilots.) I guess it’s a deliberate action by the pilots, or a directive from upper authority.

“Those who are interested in keeping corruption in the Nigerian military regularly embezzle funds at the detriment of ground troops and the Nigeria security state in general.

“Like I’ve said, the unchecked corruption in the Nigerian military and negligence of our leaders towards the well-being of personnel troops will soon have negative consequences on the state of security in Nigeria.”
http://www.naij.com/284295-corruption-nigerian-military.html

As Super Eagles get ready for their crucial Saturday clash against Congo for the African Cup of Nations Qualifiers, Head Coach Stephen Keshi has come out and revealed why Villareal Striker Ike Uche was not called up.
Keshi told reporters that the Spain based striker has said he won’t come if Keshi does not beg him and bring him back.
This was revealed through a tweet by the verified twitter handle of the Super Eagles (@NGSuperEagles).
The tweet read, “IK Uche was supposed to be part of the team that is presently in camp but he said we must beg him first to play for Nigeria—Keshi” . Nigeria is schedulled to face Congo at the U. J. Esuene Stadium and this is the first of six matches for each of the teams in seven groups of four teams in the qualifying series for the finals scheduled for Morocco early next year.
http://www.naij.com/284825-ik-uche-wants-beg-keshi.html

Ok bawzz

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Harbosede02: am blushing oo.tnx anyways

Tnx bro

Nigerdeltaboi: woow nice meeting you sir

Na our wife dem be