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Mtchew

Nice concept,just keep it up.

Lol!

Mtchew

Lmsao! Hehe!

Mtchew

Hahaha.
Lwkmt!!

Mtchew

Mtcheww!!

Only persons with high IQ like me can understand the joke.

Lol

Hahahahaha!
Very funny!!

Cordj2
nice shot!
Lol

And so?

Lol!

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post => correct
poster => correct
your head really dey there!!

A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his Middle East assignment.
A friend asked, "Why weren'tyou successful with the Arabs?".
The salesman explained,"When I got posted in the Middle East, I was very confident that I will makes a good sales pitch as Cola is virtually unknown there. But,I had a problem I didn't know to speak Arabic. So, I planned to convey the message through 3 posters, First poster, a man crawling through the hot desert sand, Totally exhausted and panting. Second poster, the man is drinking our Cola and Third, our man is now totally refreshed. Then these posters were pasted all over the place".
"That should have worked," said the friend.
The salesman replied, "Well, not only did I not speak Arabic, I also didn't realise that Arabs Read from Right to Left, "

A guy was in New York on a business trip and decided to head to a local bar for a drink. Standing outside the bar was a nun holding a tin cup.
As the man threw a few bucks into her cup the nun launched into a long tirade about the evils of alcohol. She went on and on about how alcohol was tearing apart the fabric of society and how it was the root of allthe city's problems.
Slightly pissed off at having to listen to this the guy said,"Listen sister, I work hard for my money and sometimes at the end of a long day I likea drink or two. That doesn't make me a bad person. I have a wife I idolize and two wonderful kids at home. I provide for my family, I volunteer my time to severallocal service clubs and I contribute regularly to various charities. Yet you stand here and condemn me just because I drink the occasional glass of scotch!"
The nun was slightly taken aback and replied, "I see your point my son and I apologize if I offended you, but the alcohol is such a powerful demon that all who consume it are doomed, "
"Look there you go again," said the man, "How can you make such a sweeping statement. Have you ever even TRIED alcohol?"
"Of course not!" gasped the nun, "The evil alcohol has never touched my lips."
"Do you really think that one glass of booze can change you from a devout nun to some kind of evil degenerate?"
"Well, I really don't know , "
"I'll tell you what, come into the bar with me and I'll buy you a drink. One drink. I'll prove to you that "evil" is not inside the glass, it's inside the person."
"Oh I could never be seen going into such a den of inequity, it's out of the question. However, your comment about evil residing in the person rather than theglass is quite intriguing. I must admit you've aroused acuriosity in me."
"Well let's go inside and settle this"
"No my son, I could never enter such a place, but how about this. Take my tin cup with you and fill it with this"scotch" you mentioned. Bring it out to me and I'll try it."
"You're on!" said the guy.
The nun removed all the change and handed him the tin cup. He went into the bar and said to the bartender,"Two scotch on the rocks, and could you put one of them in this tin cup please"
The bartender sighed and said, "Is that darn nun out there again!"

No go talk the one wey dem go take break ya head oh. I no dey oh.

Mtchewww

ABUJA – The fear of a possible reprisal attack against them or members of their families has kept the House of Representatives from discussing the growing menace of the Boko Haram which has been engaged in violent confrontations with security forces in Borno and other northern states, Vanguard investigations have revealed.
A cross section of members of the House of Representatives who spoke with Vanguard, admitted that though the Boko Haram threat was a source of worry and concern to them, they were reluctant to raise the issue because of fear of attacks on them or members of their families.
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2011/07/fear-of-attack-scare-reps-from-discussing-boko-haram/

^ Shift jor!! Your ampit dey suffocate me.

Lol! No wonder!

Mtcheww

Say it and get banned now now!

Waoh! Nice shot! Keep it up!!

@araregem
na your own come sweet pass!

Sharap!! Iillitireitte like you,common backiyard you can't fit speell.

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