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Noted, we shall revisit this as the season progresses.
Regards.

openmine:
Pre season friendly is a platform where a 5th division team in Italian league can beat Juventus 4-0 or where Almeria is allowed to beat Barca 4-0
I am suspecting he may have gambled with 300k for an LFC win...thats why he feels pained!
When i first saw the LFC lineup and that of manutd,i already knew we would be beaten....I just laughed and said this klopp don start again

Show me a season in the EPL in the past ten years where the champions were humiliated by a 4 goal margin in pre season

openmine:

You are taking pandol for another person's headache!
That is why i said you are the supporter and he is the manager!
His job is to use friendlies no matter the opponent as a platform to finetune his formation,build form and fitness!
If you know Klopp very well,he doesnt care about archrivalry in a friendly match...for him,its another game to make all the mistakes from players!
You are here breaking your head ontop a friendly game while the players have already enjoyed correct thailand food,took a flight to another city in thailand and now training for the next pre season game against crystal palace...No time!



But LFC got beaten by Napoli 3-0 or did you skip that one?
I am only trying to show you that no matter a teams performance in the pre season friendlies,it counts for nothing...If you like win mancity 10-0 or beat Madrid 7-0....If you think that would imply that you have won the league or can win the UCL,then you are highly mistaken because that same club you walloped in the pre season will be a different team in a competitive game like EPL or UCL...

LFC won a then 3rd division tranmere rovers 6-0 with kids like woodburn and clarke.....shoe get size nah...
Okay Championship side QPR beat manutd 4-2 in preseason,they did not gain promotion to the EPL but ended 11th position last season...Did the friendlies have any effect?
Every manager knows that any pre season friendly result against any opponent have no significance on a proper competition...Know this and know peace!

Lastly,your last statements are hilarious!
The fans i see now on TV cheering the LFC players as the players get to their hostels dont look like what you described....This is what we call in politics FAKE NEWS unless you are referring to yourself or subtly trying to say you gambled with 300k for LFC to win manutd in a friendly...If i am right about the latter then accept my sincere sympathy

We are talking about Man Utd v Liverpool and you still dey mention their games against QPR and Napoli. Who cares about the result of dead rubber friendly games. Are QPR and Napoli their arch rivals.

I ve challenged you to show me a pre season were we got demolished by a big EPL in pre season and later went ahead to win the league or challenge for the title.

How can you describe Man Utd last pre season as impressive? How is Man Utd beating a team that almost got relegated an impressive result.? It's just like saying that Man City beating Southampton is an impressive result when that is what we would expect to happen.
An impressive result is when you finish 6th and eviscerate your arch rivals who almost won the league.

openmine:
Now let me show you Chelsea and manutd preseason friendlies.....Interestingly,Manutd beat Everton with the same scoreline as the game against Liverpool in the preseason friendly yesterday but when it came to the important games like the EPL,Manutd drew at home and lost at Everton
Oga friendlies no dey give u trophies!
Just incase you are in doubt check flashscore dot com

None of these matches carry the same weight as the Man Utd Liverpool game. So what point are you making here? Friendlies are not important yet all the teams they beat did not outperform the season in the season in question. Chelsea reached two finals and Champions League semi final and came third in the league. How do you explain that?

Man Utd finished 6th, what was Evertons position again. What is the relevance of beating me home and away if I ended up finishing above you in the league?
The Man Utd Everton game even drives my point further. They lost emphatically in pre season against this same Man Utd and they ended up fighting relegation throughout the season. Another much better Merseyside team has lost against to the same Man Utd side by same scoreline and you no dey see anything.

openmine:
Only one friendly we lost and you are hyperventilating!

Thank God you are not a manager!
Let me give you results of the Liverpool pre season friendlies before the season that they won trophies to show you klopp uses the matches to not only build the fitness of players but know who will finally make the main team and who will either go on loan or stay in the second team....

1.The pre season friendlies before the just concluded EPL that we won domestic cups and narrowly lost the EPL and UCL!
2.The pre season friendlies before the 2019 season where we won our elusive EPL...pay close attention to the friendly we lost to Napoli...i am very sure you would have concluded LFC would end the EPL season in the middle

Correction : One match we got destroyed and rraped by our arch rivals. It's one thing to lose a match and it's another thing to get decapitated by your biggest opponent. Any match between these two clubs can never be regarded as dead rubber even if it's played in pre pre season or inside Russian-Ukranian war. Make Thailand people catch you calling a match they paid dearly for a dead rubber game. Did you know that the ticket for that match was more expensive than that of the champions league final? OK.

You are even driving my point home with those matches you posted cos I was expecting you to show me how Liverpool lost 4 0 in pre season in the last five years against a big time and still won a major trophy. None of those matches were as important as the Man Utd game yet they didn't get cremated. Are you saying that Liverpool should take a match against Tranmare more serious than a Man Utd that the fans paid heavily to watch. Thailand fans paid through their noses to attend the match only to watch their team get incinerated by their biggest rivals. Imagine paying N300k to go watch Liverpool play against Man Utd at the national stadium and they lose emphatically.

openmine:
You are entitled to your opinion and i will gladly respect that!
Manutd won a 100% of their pre season friendlies last season and yet had their worse performance in the EPL till date!
Chelsea won 80% of the pre season friendlies and yet managed to hang on to third despite their strong performance last season!
Liverpool have so far not had up to 80% wins in their pre season under Klopp and yet they have won everything!
Since you take so much grief about our loss to manutd,let me make a simple inquiry...what is the importance of the friendly?
Is there a relevant trophy to be won?
Will it give manutd a free pass to the UCL?
Will it automatically win them an EPL?
Pre season friendlies serves as a platform to give both clubs a chance to build the fitness of their players for the upcoming EPL season!
Anyone who makes the mistake of taking friendlies seriously is on their own!
Learn to choose your battles properly and prudently!

I know why teams engage in friendlies but is there a law that says you can't build players fitness without getting whitewashed? Must you lose massively in the name of testing fitness? Testing fitness doesn't involve defending well or scoring goals abi. You just run around with the ball for 90 minutes and every other thing doesn't not matter and it's irrelevant.

What is even your own assessment of fitness testing? I think Man U or Chelsea won 200% of their pre season last season but whitewashing big clubs like us? Yes? Give us the fixtures of Man U and Chelsea's pre season matches last term make we compare notes abeg.
The big question is did Liverpool get thrashed and demolished like this during last season pre season? The fact that we got decimated by our biggest rivals whether pre season or not and you are not concerned means that you are missing the big picture.

openmine:
Liverpool could have been beaten by any club they played against yesterday because its a friendly and ten Haag even warned his players not to even overrate themselves or allow the scoreline flatter them esp considering their opponents used 11 different players for a 30 min interval!

More excuses, so because we used 11 different players in 30 minutes we should be leaking goals left right and centre.
See, losing is one thing but losing 4-0 is another thing my brother. It's a cause for concern that we got demolished, it's not nice that you are not seeing that.

Ray07:
The biggest and richest club in great Britain you're calling small.
Are you normal ?

Don't mind them, as if Man U did not test the waters, I didn't know that the law in Thailand says Man Utd is not allowed to test new players, only Liverpool can do that so thats why they got demolished.

openmine:
To Klopp its a game to get his players to fitness!
The rest are just for banter sake!
You are entitled to your opinion!

How can you test player fitness with Man Utd?

openmine:
Its simply a friendly match with no commitment!
It was used to bring the team to fitness but Manutd took it personal by fielding their first 11
Klopp used the match to test 3 different formations with 3 different teams every 30 plus minutes except the GK that was changed twice!
But anyone is free to use this friendly to draw a conclusion on LFC

Any Man U vs Liverpool match is not friendly. Very nonsense result.

Lordsagna:
what's up with Henderson?

Fabio can't displace him. Its not debatable.

Lordsagna:
who will bench for this guy hope it's keita or Henderson Sha

How could you even suggest Henderson.

Griffon:
Long years of gnashing of teeth awaits Nigerians.

I pity the souls that believe things are going to turn out well. You have a sick octogenarian who’s angling to lead the nation while your kids at school are busy reciting “We’re leaders of tomorrow. . .”

What’s the future?

Last last after 8 years, that’s if BAT stays up, he’ll end up handing over power to one of his lap dogs, say Joe Igbokwe, just to pacify the South East, while stretching the rot.

He lied about his primary and secondary school education.

He lied that PVCs have expiration dates

He lied that he never called for the recruitment of 50m youths into the army.

The only thing straightforward about him is his agbada, beyond that he's a crooked and unscrupulous.

Nigerians go see pepper.

kofimoses:
This man is obviously very old. Normally age shouldn't be a factor, you look at Biden and you see him still riding bikes, still jogging. You can tell that he is still physically fit. Some whites may be 85 in age but 60 in body while some people would be 70 in age but 90 in body. Tinubu belongs to the latter. His body is already failing him. He is rumored to have early onset of parkinson's disease.
The man is supposed to retire and rest.

The man is a chronic liar with an impulse control disorder otherwise known as kleptomaniac tendencies, that's why he can't retire and rest despite being senile and long in the tooth

Nigeria is a failed state otherwise a person like BAT ought to be debarred from vying any political office and prosecuted for committing perjury.

kofimoses:
Wikipedia just updated Tinubu's age as 83 years old.

Make of that what you will.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bola_Tinubu

And mind you, his page has a special lock status, which means only the website editors can change this information. This is usually applied to high status individuals.

The page says he's actually 87.

BlueRayDick:
To be fair Tinubu lied about attending Aroloya home school and Goverment College Ibadan in 1999 only for him to claim he didn't attend any primary or secondary in 2022.

If Obi dey lie, then Tinubu na Lienus Abdul-Lie where Obi dey o

No be lie.
He sabi lie in green pastures

openmine:
Welcome to LFC Fabio...Wish you d very best!

Nice one

Kai

This show is a hit.

UlqU3:
Hey guys... check out Penpriest vs U3

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ekLJ8PZBLAA&t=1450s

You still dey rap?

24 definitely

JoeWendell:
Votes needed



Testerfuze
Gottoboy
Ibime
Emaprince
Giyazz
Obainojazz
Elymaxiimus
Mikuz
Jigsawkillah
llaykorn
Teddybiyasi

You are doing well both tag active votes these days like Dj5naira etc

Opener - 1 point - Deepwaters

• Rhymes - 2 points - Ian

• Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points - Deepwaters

• Punchlines - 3 points - Ian

• Personals - 2 points - None

• Flow - 1 point - Ian

• Wordplays - 2 points - Ian

• Closer - 1 point - Ian

MVGT : Ian

GIYAZZ:
Lol

It could make the final cut/ but Giyaz will make your babe’s vagina flood/
When I grab her by the pússy like a phrase by Donald Trump/
I’m crazy, wild as fùck/ so you should’ve not responded/
Your rhymes are blunt that’s why they got your mixtape discarded/
And you literally got a miss, so you failed your target/
I’ll disgrace this butthead till he needs therapy/
This married man still replying shots, he really must be scared of me/
Last time I called him out, he developed cold feet/
So that crap about how i lost to you is ALL CAP like typography/
Now better take your time/ if you rap, I’m here to save your life/
I’m like Jesus in this bìtch, but I won’t hesitate to nail your wife/
Or make a sacrifice/ and send his soul to heaven/
Slice his torso and leave him with a broken pelvis/
then have him decapitated, so fellas gon’ see the head of Liricyst on the roll like the Headies/
Now you’re dead and your wife’s conflicted/ but I’m quite convincing so I’ll make sure she don’t miss him/
You’re down six feet for the weak rhymes you scripted/
While she getting her àss busted like Dj5naira victims/

Great Headies wordplay

liricyst:
So Giyazz went on and awokened the beast/
I go through his script, finna charge him doctor fees, was hoping he's sick/
It was all quotes full of sheet and boastful deceit/
Like a calabar man preserving dog meat, I'm smoking this bitch!/
We did battle, you got a new watch, I won't talk about that time you lost
Seek a new text battle with me? You couldn't find the words/
Plus I did marry, isn't that sign enough?/
That this is a game of hang man and I'm here to tie the knots/
It's your neck in the noose, with your death on the news/
Leave your corpse in prostrating position, you will respectfully lose!/
Come after mine? They should have told ya you'll die young/
Last time you wet a b!tch, your girl lent you a shoulder to cry on!/
I see you both, target just you, hit the Buretta and spray/
That lead hit her as stray, now she's down with Satan, the hit led her astray!
Claims he's perfected the craft the idiot's not mastered yet/
Jesus of Nazareth, come get your devious son Yazareth/
Hold that thought, not sure i can certainly wait/
So let me send this kid on an errand straight to the heavenly gates!/
Giyazz, fvck a countdown, your time is up
Talk about you on top with the dopes, you just high on drugs
Dawg, you are all bark but only brave enough to bite the dust
I got an eye out for my siblings and I love the sight of blood!
In blind rage, I drive a sword into your spinal cord
It is so sharp, it is bound to make the final cut!

You are ill

GIYAZZ:
King Mikuz

Lol, me boss

Born2winKingOG:
old time baller boss.

Sir, drop rhymes for us na

Born2winKingOG:
mahn why you rap like this?
since 2015 you've been on this white man thing.
mixtapes you dropped i can't even hear that shitx.
lyrics you wrote, naah ..I don't correlate
limerick got signed to ybnl ,never blew, you know why son?
he did same shîtx you did, never took my advise on.
"you can never be white, rap like a black man."
mi did same shîtx, but dagrin still dey top am.

fûck rhyme's..i go local on you
you think your old school? boy we the "no school"
(weren't taught)
the guns are cocked, bullets are strapped like ayiri we need no nukes!

forming gangster, saying your BACK for real/
so what? we should CLAP both kneels?/
lil open teeth nigga, better ask mikuz for some betting tips/ or visit the crypto thread, ibime is there monitoring dips./






#bars

Who's this guy na

GIYAZZ:
Pftt!

Jigsawkillah still wack and that’s too discouraging/ but I won’t blame his teacher or the school he majored in/
Cos rhyming cash with hard.. is proof of error/
So I’ll slap the dude’s parents/ for starting a marriage/
That produced this embarrassment/
The news will carry him/ when I crack his skull/
For talking that gày shìt like Macklemore/
So pack your stuff. . . cos I’m taking you out like my whòre/
No back and forth/ diss me back and I’ll ignore/
Cause I’m undoubtedly greater/ rap circles around this hater/
tryna count my paper/
He wish he’s a rapstar scripting thugger lyrics/
Can’t hustle for shìt/ so how he plan to fund his business?/
Put your hope on pipe dreams but lacking tunnel vision/
See I could give you the update, but I ain’t really fuckìng with him/
The boy is slow/ I got that poison flow/
When it’s war time I’m a joyous soul/
Jig ain’t really built like that. . . so the next punch I’ll deploy will destroy his home/
You need to quit/ young rich nìgga but I’m too legit/
All that cap will leave you and your crew perished/ no frat shìt but it’s cool since you said it/
Bars leave you hazed through hell like new pledges!!

Wow

GIYAZZ:
Tally ho!!

Deheaded flows.. strange word, but textcees, I’ve beheaded those/
Who wants smoke?/ I’m one of the old folks/
Who designed the scrolls/ and redefined the flows/ by revising trolls/
You new niggas hòes/ I chew you like food in my bowl/
Grown man bars ‘cause you bítches can’t take a joke/ let’s take a stroll/
Since I was fifteen I’ve been slaying folks/ I’ve been dòpe/
Did The Jig first then I slide through some more/
Been on vacation/ cause I seen too many nìggas hating/
Underrated but they know I’m one of the greatest/
I cremated textcees since back in the days/ now I’m back in the game/
Back to spanking the fake/ I script fire but y’all be lacking the flame/
Limerick is lame/ only time I feel that nìgga is when I’m smashing his dame/
And I don’t even hate/ Bìtch i’m just rhyming/
The smoke I’m supplying/ you rap nìggas all dying/
Let my rap get you inspired/ check the Benz that i just acquired/
I’m on fire/ you rap nìggas rather sing like a choir/
Rich before rap money/ I get paid and smash honeys/ In Club Cubana, sippin’ Dom Pérignon and black honey/
I never lack money/ and I’m on your playlist/
Bags so big– I could fund a nation/ so stop playing/
You broke nìggas need fundraising/
I’m sleek with it/ Teddybiyasi wildin’ out lately so she might need some dìck/
I’d hit that but you better not turn on me ‘cause you been a bìtch/
or Imma bring horror to you live like DJ Switch/
Fūck kickin’ knowledge, I need these nìggas to kick a bucket/
She knows that I’m solid so my dìck she wanna suck it/
I’m the one they call when y’all can’t get shìt right/ so stop acting tough like you Jim Iyke/
On Facebook, I put Mikuz in a bag and took his shine/
Buried Fluxmind’s career. . . and wrote bars that chased the Dark away like Jim White/
It’s Giyaz, I script insane lyrics/ y’all lame with it/
I mastered my craft, y’all stuck up like enslaved nìggas/
Life ain’t fair but I don’t play victim/ I just grind and make millions/
I will never die if my money could pay for it/
Textcees hall of fame. . . I should be ranked with Ibime/ cos to be frank, I’m one of the greatest/
But y’all point-blank hating/
I’ve brawled legends/ have you forgotten quick?/
How I mauled Mailmalc on the front pages/ and put that nìgga in the news like Don Lemon/
My life’s a movie/ building an empire like Cookie/
Cause I learned the ropes that can hang a rookie/
You new niggas pussìes/ couldn’t take my shine if they stick diamonds on your head like Lil Uzi/
So be on the lookout/ I’m coming for you clowns/
Liricyst tied the knot but who gives a fúck? I’m letting it loose now/ bring beef to dude’s house/
We got scores to settle. . . So these shots I’m sending will leave his bìtch wet like a shootout/
Back in the battlefield/ now tell me, who wants to battle who?/
Coulda battled Bruce. . . but imma pass cos he mid like ELYMAXiimus/
Ain’t that ironic?/ my bars are chronic/
Too iconic/ and quite demonic/
You call me a dìckhead cos you recognize your wife was on it/
Giyaz is too deep like he down with Satan/ and I will never change like the rock of ages/
Call me the savior of rap, you’re not mistaken/
and if a nìgga don’t believe, then he’s just a pagan!!


#Yazareth

You put me in a bag?