openmine:

Liverpool could have been beaten by any club they played against yesterday because its a friendly and ten Haag even warned his players not to even overrate themselves or allow the scoreline flatter them esp considering their opponents used 11 different players for a 30 min interval!

More excuses, so because we used 11 different players in 30 minutes we should be leaking goals left right and centre.
See, losing is one thing but losing 4-0 is another thing my brother. It's a cause for concern that we got demolished, it's not nice that you are not seeing that.

Ray07:
The biggest and richest club in great Britain you're calling small.
Are you normal ?

Don't mind them, as if Man U did not test the waters, I didn't know that the law in Thailand says Man Utd is not allowed to test new players, only Liverpool can do that so thats why they got demolished.

openmine:

To Klopp its a game to get his players to fitness!
The rest are just for banter sake!
You are entitled to your opinion!

How can you test player fitness with Man Utd?

openmine:

Its simply a friendly match with no commitment!
It was used to bring the team to fitness but Manutd took it personal by fielding their first 11
Klopp used the match to test 3 different formations with 3 different teams every 30 plus minutes except the GK that was changed twice!
But anyone is free to use this friendly to draw a conclusion on LFC

Any Man U vs Liverpool match is not friendly. Very nonsense result.

Lordsagna:

what's up with Henderson?

Fabio can't displace him. Its not debatable.

Lordsagna:

who will bench for this guy hope it's keita or Henderson Sha

How could you even suggest Henderson.

Griffon:


Long years of gnashing of teeth awaits Nigerians.

I pity the souls that believe things are going to turn out well. You have a sick octogenarian who’s angling to lead the nation while your kids at school are busy reciting “We’re leaders of tomorrow. . .”

What’s the future?

Last last after 8 years, that’s if BAT stays up, he’ll end up handing over power to one of his lap dogs, say Joe Igbokwe, just to pacify the South East, while stretching the rot.

He lied about his primary and secondary school education.

He lied that PVCs have expiration dates

He lied that he never called for the recruitment of 50m youths into the army.

The only thing straightforward about him is his agbada, beyond that he's a crooked and unscrupulous.

Nigerians go see pepper.

kofimoses:


This man is obviously very old. Normally age shouldn't be a factor, you look at Biden and you see him still riding bikes, still jogging. You can tell that he is still physically fit. Some whites may be 85 in age but 60 in body while some people would be 70 in age but 90 in body. Tinubu belongs to the latter. His body is already failing him. He is rumored to have early onset of parkinson's disease.
The man is supposed to retire and rest.

The man is a chronic liar with an impulse control disorder otherwise known as kleptomaniac tendencies, that's why he can't retire and rest despite being senile and long in the tooth

Nigeria is a failed state otherwise a person like BAT ought to be debarred from vying any political office and prosecuted for committing perjury.

kofimoses:
Wikipedia just updated Tinubu's age as 83 years old.

Make of that what you will.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bola_Tinubu

And mind you, his page has a special lock status, which means only the website editors can change this information. This is usually applied to high status individuals.

The page says he's actually 87.

BlueRayDick:


To be fair Tinubu lied about attending Aroloya home school and Goverment College Ibadan in 1999 only for him to claim he didn't attend any primary or secondary in 2022.

If Obi dey lie, then Tinubu na Lienus Abdul-Lie where Obi dey o

No be lie.
He sabi lie in green pastures

openmine:
Welcome to LFC Fabio...Wish you d very best!

Nice one

Kai

This show is a hit.

UlqU3:
Hey guys... check out Penpriest vs U3

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ekLJ8PZBLAA&t=1450s

You still dey rap?

24 definitely

JoeWendell:
Votes needed



Testerfuze
Gottoboy
Ibime
Emaprince
Giyazz
Obainojazz
Elymaxiimus
Mikuz
Jigsawkillah
llaykorn
Teddybiyasi

You are doing well both tag active votes these days like Dj5naira etc

Opener - 1 point - Deepwaters

• Rhymes - 2 points - Ian

• Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points - Deepwaters

• Punchlines - 3 points - Ian

• Personals - 2 points - None

• Flow - 1 point - Ian

• Wordplays - 2 points - Ian

• Closer - 1 point - Ian

MVGT : Ian

GIYAZZ:

Lol

It could make the final cut/ but Giyaz will make your babe’s vagina flood/
When I grab her by the pússy like a phrase by Donald Trump/
I’m crazy, wild as fùck/ so you should’ve not responded/
Your rhymes are blunt that’s why they got your mixtape discarded/
And you literally got a miss, so you failed your target/
I’ll disgrace this butthead till he needs therapy/
This married man still replying shots, he really must be scared of me/
Last time I called him out, he developed cold feet/
So that crap about how i lost to you is ALL CAP like typography/
Now better take your time/ if you rap, I’m here to save your life/
I’m like Jesus in this bìtch, but I won’t hesitate to nail your wife/
Or make a sacrifice/ and send his soul to heaven/
Slice his torso and leave him with a broken pelvis/
then have him decapitated, so fellas gon’ see the head of Liricyst on the roll like the Headies/
Now you’re dead and your wife’s conflicted/ but I’m quite convincing so I’ll make sure she don’t miss him/
You’re down six feet for the weak rhymes you scripted/
While she getting her àss busted like Dj5naira victims/

Great Headies wordplay

liricyst:



So Giyazz went on and awokened the beast/
I go through his script, finna charge him doctor fees, was hoping he's sick/
It was all quotes full of sheet and boastful deceit/
Like a calabar man preserving dog meat, I'm smoking this bitch!/
We did battle, you got a new watch, I won't talk about that time you lost
Seek a new text battle with me? You couldn't find the words/
Plus I did marry, isn't that sign enough?/
That this is a game of hang man and I'm here to tie the knots/
It's your neck in the noose, with your death on the news/
Leave your corpse in prostrating position, you will respectfully lose!/
Come after mine? They should have told ya you'll die young/
Last time you wet a b!tch, your girl lent you a shoulder to cry on!/
I see you both, target just you, hit the Buretta and spray/
That lead hit her as stray, now she's down with Satan, the hit led her astray!
Claims he's perfected the craft the idiot's not mastered yet/
Jesus of Nazareth, come get your devious son Yazareth/
Hold that thought, not sure i can certainly wait/
So let me send this kid on an errand straight to the heavenly gates!/
Giyazz, fvck a countdown, your time is up
Talk about you on top with the dopes, you just high on drugs
Dawg, you are all bark but only brave enough to bite the dust
I got an eye out for my siblings and I love the sight of blood!
In blind rage, I drive a sword into your spinal cord
It is so sharp, it is bound to make the final cut!

You are ill

GIYAZZ:
King Mikuz

Lol, me boss

Born2winKingOG:
old time baller boss.

Sir, drop rhymes for us na

Born2winKingOG:


mahn why you rap like this?
since 2015 you've been on this white man thing.
mixtapes you dropped i can't even hear that shitx.
lyrics you wrote, naah ..I don't correlate
limerick got signed to ybnl ,never blew, you know why son?
he did same shîtx you did, never took my advise on.
"you can never be white, rap like a black man."
mi did same shîtx, but dagrin still dey top am.

fûck rhyme's..i go local on you
you think your old school? boy we the "no school"
(weren't taught)
the guns are cocked, bullets are strapped like ayiri we need no nukes!

forming gangster, saying your BACK for real/
so what? we should CLAP both kneels?/
lil open teeth nigga, better ask mikuz for some betting tips/ or visit the crypto thread, ibime is there monitoring dips./






#bars

Who's this guy na

GIYAZZ:

Pftt!

Jigsawkillah still wack and that’s too discouraging/ but I won’t blame his teacher or the school he majored in/
Cos rhyming cash with hard.. is proof of error/
So I’ll slap the dude’s parents/ for starting a marriage/
That produced this embarrassment/
The news will carry him/ when I crack his skull/
For talking that gày shìt like Macklemore/
So pack your stuff. . . cos I’m taking you out like my whòre/
No back and forth/ diss me back and I’ll ignore/
Cause I’m undoubtedly greater/ rap circles around this hater/
tryna count my paper/
He wish he’s a rapstar scripting thugger lyrics/
Can’t hustle for shìt/ so how he plan to fund his business?/
Put your hope on pipe dreams but lacking tunnel vision/
See I could give you the update, but I ain’t really fuckìng with him/
The boy is slow/ I got that poison flow/
When it’s war time I’m a joyous soul/
Jig ain’t really built like that. . . so the next punch I’ll deploy will destroy his home/
You need to quit/ young rich nìgga but I’m too legit/
All that cap will leave you and your crew perished/ no frat shìt but it’s cool since you said it/
Bars leave you hazed through hell like new pledges!!

Wow

GIYAZZ:
Tally ho!!

Deheaded flows.. strange word, but textcees, I’ve beheaded those/
Who wants smoke?/ I’m one of the old folks/
Who designed the scrolls/ and redefined the flows/ by revising trolls/
You new niggas hòes/ I chew you like food in my bowl/
Grown man bars ‘cause you bítches can’t take a joke/ let’s take a stroll/
Since I was fifteen I’ve been slaying folks/ I’ve been dòpe/
Did The Jig first then I slide through some more/
Been on vacation/ cause I seen too many nìggas hating/
Underrated but they know I’m one of the greatest/
I cremated textcees since back in the days/ now I’m back in the game/
Back to spanking the fake/ I script fire but y’all be lacking the flame/
Limerick is lame/ only time I feel that nìgga is when I’m smashing his dame/
And I don’t even hate/ Bìtch i’m just rhyming/
The smoke I’m supplying/ you rap nìggas all dying/
Let my rap get you inspired/ check the Benz that i just acquired/
I’m on fire/ you rap nìggas rather sing like a choir/
Rich before rap money/ I get paid and smash honeys/ In Club Cubana, sippin’ Dom Pérignon and black honey/
I never lack money/ and I’m on your playlist/
Bags so big– I could fund a nation/ so stop playing/
You broke nìggas need fundraising/
I’m sleek with it/ Teddybiyasi wildin’ out lately so she might need some dìck/
I’d hit that but you better not turn on me ‘cause you been a bìtch/
or Imma bring horror to you live like DJ Switch/
Fūck kickin’ knowledge, I need these nìggas to kick a bucket/
She knows that I’m solid so my dìck she wanna suck it/
I’m the one they call when y’all can’t get shìt right/ so stop acting tough like you Jim Iyke/
On Facebook, I put Mikuz in a bag and took his shine/
Buried Fluxmind’s career. . . and wrote bars that chased the Dark away like Jim White/
It’s Giyaz, I script insane lyrics/ y’all lame with it/
I mastered my craft, y’all stuck up like enslaved nìggas/
Life ain’t fair but I don’t play victim/ I just grind and make millions/
I will never die if my money could pay for it/
Textcees hall of fame. . . I should be ranked with Ibime/ cos to be frank, I’m one of the greatest/
But y’all point-blank hating/
I’ve brawled legends/ have you forgotten quick?/
How I mauled Mailmalc on the front pages/ and put that nìgga in the news like Don Lemon/
My life’s a movie/ building an empire like Cookie/
Cause I learned the ropes that can hang a rookie/
You new niggas pussìes/ couldn’t take my shine if they stick diamonds on your head like Lil Uzi/
So be on the lookout/ I’m coming for you clowns/
Liricyst tied the knot but who gives a fúck? I’m letting it loose now/ bring beef to dude’s house/
We got scores to settle. . . So these shots I’m sending will leave his bìtch wet like a shootout/
Back in the battlefield/ now tell me, who wants to battle who?/
Coulda battled Bruce. . . but imma pass cos he mid like ELYMAXiimus/
Ain’t that ironic?/ my bars are chronic/
Too iconic/ and quite demonic/
You call me a dìckhead cos you recognize your wife was on it/
Giyaz is too deep like he down with Satan/ and I will never change like the rock of ages/
Call me the savior of rap, you’re not mistaken/
and if a nìgga don’t believe, then he’s just a pagan!!


#Yazareth

You put me in a bag?

Chai

In the spirit of celebrating with una.
Manage am like that . . .
Player ratings

History maker, Mendy manned the bars well, like club bosses/
And no offense to catholics, we thought he was 'breaking crucifixes' . . .the way he 'caught crosses'/

James? defensively he's dogged . . .
offensively he's deadly and he's rugged/
We thought there was a lot of pounds in his jersey, the way he put Sterling in his pocket/

Silva got the gold, he was not bothered in defence, ask Wurld cos he saw no trouble/
. . till Foden wrestled him like its Royal Rumble/

Cesar gave a true captain's performance, kept his promise to Pep Guardiola/
. . cos he really 'ran himself to the ground' like he was an earth controller/

Rudiger kept up to the game cos the dudes strong/
And he was rock solid hands down cos he didn't put a foot wrong/

Brilliant defensive play from Ben, he's never being more brighter/
He's performance ll make you lounge, and Chill well, with a bottle of Budweiser/

He did nothing wrong in the game and his legwork was right/
Jorginho got the defence and midfield 'Linked in' . . no reference to the 'job networking site'/

Disregard your 'sound system', cos Man of the match Kante is the 'real player'/
Interceptions after interceptions, placing blocks after another, that we almost mistook him for a bricklayer/

With Mount's brilliant tracking back and work rate . . he gave his best and proved himself/
. . maybe he no go uni sef . . but he gave an assist . . . more. . like UNICEF/

Havertz had us shouting "Kai" at the bar like Hausa traders/
. . We bought no drinks, yet he still served the opener like bar waiters/

The misses from Wene Mighty hurt us/
. . but pulling Dias away for Harvertz goal was Too cool . . no reference to Thomas/

OK bye

Ibime:
Papangolo, pangolo, papangolo, pangolo



After the tikitaka, play the blues (the blues, the blues)/
We go dey laugh as Pep dey lose (dey lose, dey lose)/
ApariSports dem done confuse (confuse, confuse)/
Citadel wash am with booze (with booze, with booze)/

Shekpites too like to dey Maya (dey Maya, dey Maya)/
Messi contract want expire (expire, expire)/
1 billion contract, Sheikh go hire (go hire, go hire)/
Make Pep win before him retire (retire, retire)/

What makes him better than his peers (his peers, his peers)/
E done dey Man City six years (six years, six years)/
Each UCL dey end in tears (in tears, in tears)/
1 billion later, no big ears (big ears, big ears)

Thiago Silva lift big ears (big ears, big ears)/
Lampard to Tuchel, we switch gears (switch gears, switch gears)/
5 months later, we don blow (don blow, don blow)
He flog Pep three times in a row (a row, a row)/

Rudiger break De Bruynah head (ahead, ahead)/
Havertz put us one ahead (ahead, ahead)/
Mason pass e too confam (confam, confam)/
Havertz10 shake hand with donstan (donstan, donstan)/

Ngolo for Balon D'or (Lon Dor, Lon Dor)/
Na wetin Chelsea fans long for (long for, long for)/
Even France, we go support (support, support)/
Make our hero win for sure (for sure, for sure)/

Dem been say Busquets better pass (ta pass, ta pass)/
Barca fans dey talk with nyash (with nyash, with nyash)/
Busquets no win Man of Match (of match, of match)/
Ngolo win am back to back (to back, to back)/

Him game sweet us for body (body, body)/
Fraudiola gast protect Rodri (Rodri, Rodri)/
Wetin escort eye for see (for see, for see)/
When Kante press am like bobby (bobby, bobby)/

Chelsea fans we dey jolly (jolly, jolly)/
James go make Euros surely (surely, surely)/
If Southgate watch, he go Soji (Soji, Soji)/
Trent no vex, oya sorry (sorry, sorry)/

Even Jorginho put effort (effort, effort)/
Christiansen dey block dem shot (dem shot, dem shot)/
Chilwell maja for Mahrez (Mahrez, Mahrez)/
Put Pep for cardiac arrest (arrest, arrest)/

Tuchel turn Pep to him bïtch (him bïtch, him bïtch)/
Him fans go run like leprous witch (prous witch, prous witch)/
7 days, dem run comot (comot, comot)/
Tomorrow excuse go be church (be church, be church)/

Na so dem fade when e dey hot (dey hot, dey hot)/
Some want sleep for Barbershop (ba shop, ba shop)/
but incase you all forgot (forgot, forgot)/
Apari no need haircut (haircut, haircut)/



....

Sweet, Oga I dey come. Wait first

RIP, no kind of cancer wey person no go see

TeddBundy:

500k

No be only 500k, na 5million

Takasufe:

I think you did their practice test not the real test, check your mail again,


You can prepare harder this time

Ok

Yes you can