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davbamxodun:
guy you dey para oooo
shay ashawo dey gv bj ni?? e b like say i go try am

Ashawos are the best head givers.
But make sure say u wear cd before u put ur d!ck in a b!tch mouth o..

5 type of women u shouldn't date or marry.
According to research, these set of women are prostitues in disguised.
1. Actress
2. Banker
3. Artiste
4. African slay queens
5. Nigerian women (the ones born from the 80s)

I wept bitterly when Super Eagles lose to Argentina.

NujiPressy:
Dear respected ladies, there exist some rules of engagement that many ladies fail. You are engaged now, really, what next? Yes, it is marriage fever next! But did I mention you are only engaged but not married, yet?
Some reasons why most ladies feel used and dumped is when they get intoxicated by the ring affixed to their finger by some guy and the guy does not show up thereafter, maybe, after having her countless times!
My dear ladies , don’t you think you are worth more than somebody’s bed material?
Let’s cite some areas that get ladies intoxicated while wearing the ring:
1. You are only engaged not married.
I understand you must feel like a wife already but the fat truth is, you are not his wife yet but a name in his wife-list. Do you know? I bet you do not. Do not be overjoyed by the ring, rather be overjoyed by the wedding night. Ladies should keep their body untouched while hanging around the person you are engaged to.
Yes, you may say ‘I’m his wife to be so it does not matter if I give him my body.’ Another piece of truth there is, notwithstanding that the body is yours, you really are not his wife to be until you become his wife! During that period, men may propose to ladies who they think are outstanding, special and better than any other ladies in the world.
Have you imagined; what if he thinks you so cheap and sees a more outstanding a lady who has your clone qualities but deprives him s ex which you give him in plenty buckets? Oh dear, he has slept with you so, that ‘special you’ bar is decreasing and will continue to decrease any female pride you may have shown, even peradventure, you get married. He may even end up dumping you politely and going for someone better(that part that you feel you have been over-used).
What is my point?
Don’t you have s ex with the person you are engaged to. Keep your pride. Tell them simply should they try to deceive you saying ‘you are my wife to be already, so you shouldn’t deprive me s ex.’
Dear, stand for your rights and what will help you afterwards, tell him, also logically that ‘yes, I maybe your wife to be, so, if I am your ‘so wife to be’, why can’t you wait till the wedding night? ‘
Tips: Ladies who don’t indulge in se x before marriage earn more respect, longer marriage than others. Reason is, their husbands seem to keep that first respect she has shown. Failure to observe the rule of engagements may lead to regrets.
2. Most men giving engagement rings are not ready for marriage. Don’t get ensnared by this. This is a cup-filled reason you have to always study your partner in the course of dating them. They will only hover around you longing for the juicy hannah montanna. Yes, they are humans, they know most girls will get lured wearing their deceptive rings.
3. When you find someone good, stop looking for someone better. It explains itself. Use your instinctual calculating brain-book to harness the equation.
4. Stop longing to wear guys’ ring, you are NOT the lord of their rings. Yes, I understand that age doesn’t favour women when not married but even at that, don’t be desperate to wear a guy’s ring.
Guys, normally do notice desperate ladies when it comes to marriages and the wolf-like may come to hang their ‘ring’ on your finger to have you then disappears, then, this chase for marriage may end in suffeRING.

Women are useless beings.

And only a stupid man will want to engage them.

Hisduchess:
biko dont generalize cos thats the last freaking thing I ll be caught doing.am gonna be famous and rich tomorrow so I don't want anybody coming to spoil my famousness biko with blackmail and scandals.anyway Igbo girls dey get sense Shaa we dey respect our body.

See them hear.. Always doing opposite of what they say...


Useless beings

Alwaysking:
I went to my friend house after he invited me to come so we can gist. since it has been long I went there and I'm in town. after gisting I took his laptop to check for some latest movies, since he's a movie freak, and always have the latest movies downloaded. when I clicked on a folder I saw arrays of sex videos and pictures of girls nudes, nigga have hammered, jeez! to even think I know most of these girls. big girls I was gobsmacked.





chai! I don't know why girls of nowadays are these senseless and Stvpid, why would you send pictures of your nude to someone that isn't your husband. why? what are girls of these days turning to? and to even think I know a girl in one of the picture, her father is a known pastor and she will be forming innocent... Infact what my eyes saw I can't say it. I was just shaking my head.

Girls were born without brains..

The earlier you know this the better for you.

MissRaine69:
None .....

There's no such thing as redemption then

aminulive:
@POLITICSNGR

Nigeria's Finance minister, Kemi Adeosun is currently embroiled in a serious scandal involving a forged NYSC certificate.

The minister is said to have acquired a fake NYSC certificate that is now allegedly being used to blackmail her.

PoliticsNGR learned that a 'cartel' in the National assembly has allegedly been using this to coerce the minister to release funds to the lawmaking arm of government.

An online newspaper, Premium Times earlier reported that the discrepancy was first detected by the Senate during the minister’s confirmation hearing. But rather than probing the issue, they turned it into a tool against Mrs. Adeosun.

The report linked the certificate scandal to the minister’s excessive, even illegal, funding of the lawmakers, including recently funneling a N10billion largesse to that arm of government.

https://politicsngr.com/national-assembly-used-fake-nysc-certificate-blackmail-adeosun-details/

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MIKOLOWISKA:
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
learner
have you lived in US BEFORE
OR YOU THINK CNN INTERNATIONAL IS SOMETHING CNN AMERICA OR THEIR LOCAL CHANNELS

USA has the dirtiest politics ever

Do US politicians killed? Like go to babalawo get charm for an appointment?

Jus here to learn

MissRaine69:
There is no road .....nothing just darkness and more darkness

There's no road to redemption? Am just hearing this

I don't know why God is unjust..
I mean He created man with brains and created woman without brains..
I can't question Him tho..

I thought only ladies seek for attention..

CANDYDADDY:







what wrong with these shitty uk, us and their meaningless accusations


Na so upcoming 'The weekend' accused Wizkid of using 'starboy' as his record's name

1. Shut the fvck up.

2. Be creative.

3. Think out of the box.

4. Stop copying.

5. Be original

MissRaine69:
You are beyond redemption

My road to redemption has no GPS So guess that time must be invested for this to be manifested

CastedDude:
A man has been nabbed by community youths for allegedly killing a little girl and beheading her in a case of suspected ritual. A Facebook user, Abuhuzaifah Nuhu Sa'id, who hails from Bauchi state, shared the trending video footage as the suspect ritualist was paraded in public by the cane-wielding youths.

During his interrogation which was done in Hausa language, the suspect confessed to the crime of killing the innocent girl and beheading her.

After making the shocking confessions in the presence of the community youths, the suspect was lashed mercilessly with huge canes before he finally taken to police custody for further interrogation.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/07/youths-flog-ritualist-mercilessly-after-being-caught-with-girls-head.html

Watch video HERE

Don't take laws into your hands..

Hand him over to the proper authority.

Stupidity is a woman's birth right

itspzpics:
Controversial actress Daniella Okeke show off her new Pvc.


But why is she covering the date ?



Gist from praize news


News source :: http://www.praizenews.com/daniella-okeke-show-off-her-pvc-covers-her-age/

Prostitute

kinzation:
hmm
answer to your question below
the fact that I'll feel very bad is an understatement
i'll be mad Honestly
but it's part of the issh i'll sit her down and trash out with her.. Probably reduce my female friends too

Reduce your female friends because of a leech?

O my nigga sense fall on u

kinzation:
please i need an advice on how to. deal with a girlfriend of mine who gets angry easily at anything
But she loves me to. the core and after our fights she keeps loving me the more.
Just of recent after bidding her Goodnight on the phone
i came online on WhatsApp to check some messages and she saw me.and clamied i was chatting another lady Which was not case
called her severally not until this morning before she picked to hear me out
pls any advice in managing her anger Which has become her habit

The best way is to dump her

When I say women are st2pid my nature someone will quote me to say trash..
Why will a sane person send her nude to a guy?
Some of them guys don't request for their nudes yet the send...

demcomm:
Why do women act surprised and mushy when a man proposes to them. Could it mean both have been dating and in all of those moments, they didn’t discuss marriage?

If they did, why the overly histrionic drama when a man goes down on one knee to propose marriage to a long time lover?

What could have been the goal of that relationship that the proposal to marriage seems a huge surprise to most of them ladies?

Why the emotional tears? Are you shocked that someone you dated for years is asking you to marry him?

Why are the reactions so tense, overwhelming, leaving such ladies in awe?

WHY DO WOMEN ACT SURPRISE WHEN A MAN PROPOSES TO THEM?

source: https://www.ceejayinfo.com/2018/01/why-do-women-act-surprise-when-man.html

I once had a friend who gave his girlfriend money to buy their engagement ring.. She went with her friend to buy it. Brought it to the guy.

The day the guy proposed, this girl acted surprised..

I was shocked. I mean she knew this was gonna happened. Why the surprised?

Women are just fake to me..

Hanseel1:
Don't Submit To Any Man Because Of Marriage

You know what ? just ignore all this talk about submission and subordination. all of this is irrelevant when it comes to a happy union. You have to remember one thing, it is one thing to have a happy union based on respect and it is another thing to have a happy union based on commandering /dictatorship. The happy union based on respect will will always prosper while the one based on commandering/dictatorship will be filled with troubles.

All i am saying is that, look for a person whom you are both on each others level, you laugh together, you are like buddys, you joke together, you act silly together, you are best friends, you are like 2 peas in a pod, you feel extremely comfortable in each others company because once you have that ? issues like 'submission' will never arise. You dont have to submit to any human being.
No matter how you try to put it, being submissive is the same thing as being subservient (submission will always lead to subservience). Why should you be subservient to another human being in the name of marriage?
If you feel like you have to submit to your husband, then you are in the wrong marriage.

Let women start paying groom price. After all marriage benefits them

MissRaine69:
All Nigerian women? That’s generalising a tad don’t you think?

Sorry not all.
Only the ones born from the 80s..
Any girl born from the 80s and she's a Nigerian is a devil...

MissRaine69:
Dating is supposed to be empowering. It’s supposed to make you feel good. It should be about two people, enthusiastically wanting to get to know each other and spend time together.

It’s supposed to make you feel good, add joy and fun to your life.
Am I wrong in thinking talking to/dealing with/dating/getting to know a person is what dating is all about but it seems making an effort that is now a waste of time. It’s all about jumping into the pool with no knowledge or sitting on it ...with the consequences coming later .

Dating was supposed to be knowing each other.

But how can you know someone when all her life is fake full of pretence?

Unfortunately Nigerian women are fake. Everything about them is deceitful.

They lie a lot. Unfaithful and ungrateful set of beings.

Whenever a Nigerian girl tells me "Good morning" I look at my wristwatch before responding..

Nigerian women are fake and wicked..
Trust them at your own peril

codeSavant:
thanks for telling me.. I guess it's from experience

Well, I've never gotten any STD before..

I say it because every naija girl cheats. None is faithful.. . Moving from one d!ck to the other is an assurance for STD...

These guys know that women have nothing to offer a man..

Of course that's what is demanded of you..
A man is the head plus it's a man's world you living in.

codeSavant:
I don't think they will agree.. but if they do without condom I will gladly dive in raw

Bro use condom. Double it if possible..

Naija girls are STD carries

Bro please do.. It's better than keeping a relationship...

Survival tips;

1. Don't let her decide what happens in the room.

2. Talk dirty with her..

3. Price her low.

4. Start off with missionary position.

5. Grab her breast real bad.

6. Spank her assss

7. Bleep her real hard. (don't take it easy on her)

8. Go buy gloves from medicine shop. Wear it, put your fingers in her V and grab it as if you want to tear her V. That’s what a pro does.

9. Spit inside her V.

10. Cum inside her mouth..