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12Monkeys:
Go on

It's a very long story man..

So many bad things happen there.

If u were a pick pocket and u are sent to prison, by the time u are out u will turned to a high way robber.

People make a lot of conections in prison.

Being in prison I had d opportunity to get in conetion wit top men of this country..

While in prison u will get to meet people that know people that know people that matters in this country.


So many bad things and bad people.

Some of the things that are contrabands are been used in prisons..

Every guy is a backup including husbands.. Ho.es ain't loyal..

IAmAmbrose:
you
are
talking
bout
those
low
life
prostitute

nigerian prostitues are all low life.

Even a ho.e like Rita Dominic and Linda Ikeji shouldn't be paid more than N5k.

Suprisingly those 'Classy girls' like them Linda, Tiwa, Simi and Ini Edo have smelly pvssies..

Nigerian ladies hardly pay attention to their V-pot.

The are after their faces, boobs, and butts.


They spend money to enlarge their breasts but hardly care about their V odor..

A dumb man will give a naija girl more than N5k...

The reason y politicians pay them high is because;

1. It's not the politicians money. The used our public funds to enrich protitutes..

2. Fear of backmail..

Apart from these two reasons, politicians won't pay nigerian prostitues pass N5k.

Cause that's their worth.

They only prostitue that worth a little more i.e. N7k is Gennive..

Almunjid:
Women dey keep secret? Lol

A Woman's Heart is a Deep Ocean of Secrets..

Anacondaprick:
why

u can contact std via bj

Priscy01:
A South African man and a twitter user, Kamohelo Mokoena (@therealKamza), shared his story on the social media. The tweep who is a lawyer in South Africa revealed how he got abandoned by his father at the age of 5, but that didn’t stop him from pushing further.

20 years later, his dad got into trouble and was sued to court. He unknowingly approached the son he abandoned to represent him as his lawyer in court. His father realized it was his son he approached, and he was so ashamed, he couldn’t look him in the eyes.

Kamza said he was emotionally conflicted but he composed himself, proceeded to represent his dad, and they won the case.

According to him, after the case was won, his estranged father gave him a big hug, and told him he’s proud of him.

Read the tweet below;

https://www.torimill.com/2018/07/boy-abandoned-by-his-father-at-5-turns-out-to-be-who-saved-him-years-later.html

WOW..

mespusinglez:
Why Condom? abi na olosho she be?

so everybody dat uses condom is olosho?

To me I think The go abt wit condom in case of emergency.

And I beliv every sensible lady should never lack condom in her purse.

Go get a life

A mentally sick person will come here and blame PMB for this one.

The H is real. Boys must chop #ByAnyMeans

A prison is a place I will never wish anyone to go especially naija prisons.

There's nothing like reform.

A prison is a system set to make weak men get tough and wild..

So many bad things are practice in prison..

A person gets more corrupt being in prison..


If I tell you what my eyes saw in prison you will cry.

Prison is another world.

Prisons make a soft tender heart becomes harden

What of those that kiss even when the are not in love?

The nl feminists won't visit this thread..

After touching her those 6 places, what can she offer me apart from smelling V_pot?

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Miles leave me alone naaa . Ogini du? If you want my attention, be nice about it. When do you get time to attend to customers if you always on Nairaland like its a life support eh
Breathe in the positives and breathe out the negatives. Just try meditation in your quiet time.

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NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Miles leave me alone naaa . Ogini du? If you want my attention, be nice about it. When do you get time to attend to customers if you always on Nairaland like its a life support eh
Breathe in the positives and breathe out the negatives. Just try meditation in your quiet time.

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Miles leave me alone naaa . Ogini du? If you want my attention, be nice about it. When do you get time to attend to customers if you always on Nairaland like its a life support eh
Breathe in the positives and breathe out the negatives. Just try meditation in your quiet time.

Colourich:
Anybody that claims busy in a relationship is busy with another man/woman, that's number one sign of cheating.

This is a fat lie..

Colourich:
You're an idiot for sleeping with your friend's girlfriend, have you ever heard of boys code?

If he's an ediot, what's the girl.?

IAmAmbrose:
i
just
hope
dude
is
ready
to
pay
300k

The highest you can give a naija prostitute is N5k and she would do just anything you want. She can give u an.al

6 things you will always find in a lady's purse ;
1. Tissue paper
2. Powder
3. Mirror
4. Handkerchief/Face_wiper
5. Condom
6. Lipstick

Easzy96:
We are doing a survey for nairalanders both male and female. We want to know your opinion on this topic: At what age is it reasonable for a young man to be independent and leave his father's house.

Make your comment below:


Hence, Read some guys experience after leaving there father's house. Their good and bitter experience:

https:///0f0BZJ

15..

or

16.


20

at

most.

Religion has scattered marriages more than it has kept.

hoygift:
@Pix.ng

https://pix.ng/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/28158559_270734523463998_2442582780664610816_n-240x300.jpg

Eza adjara from Cameroon is a very beautiful young girl that got the eyes of Nigerians cus of her outstanding beauty

https://pix.ng/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/32741414_1066098430208484_7466657063339294720_n-240x300.jpg

Eza wore it right here and she is glowing as you can see.

https://pix.ng/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/25037373_309716079540407_6633986969070206976_n-300x300.jpg

This pix is very cute...

https://pix.ng/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/26157504_1135530389917109_3518186159454814208_n-300x300.jpg

dont get it Twisted she is pretty share your thoughts

http://pix.ng/index.php/2018/07/04/african-beauty-eza-adjara-pix-ng/ visit to get featured

As ugly as NwanyiAwkaetiti is, NwanyiAwkaetiti is still a million time beautiful than this girl..

ruggedtimi:
that's harsh.....for ur mind u fine. F*ckng girl

I heard the person behind that moniker is a male

EntertainingYou:
We’ve all heard “oh, there are plenty of fish in the sea” when it comes to dating. But, when was the last time you walked into someone’s house to find hundreds of tiny minnows proudly hung along their mantle?

No. You want the catch. You want the one you couldn’t possibly let go. The one you’d do anything to reel in.

So, how do you know you’ve found a keeper? Here are 10 signs to look out for.



1. She doesn’t look for attention.

The women who don’t look for attention, are precisely the women we should be giving our attention to. Girls who are always looking for compliments or to be noticed, are often insecure and looking to overcompensate. What’s more – is that they’re likely more concerned about their own happiness, than they would be about yours.

Women who are content with their own self confidence and don’t look elsewhere for validation, shine from within and will add to your life. The last thing you need is to be a placeholder for a girl who is just seeking something anyone else can give her. This doesn’t provide any sort of foundation for a solid relationship.

2. She can hold a conversation.

Believe me – I know how important physical attraction is to a relationship. But, believe me when I say that I also know that it’s not the most important thing, when you’re talking long term.

A woman who truly keeps your attention, makes you excited to see her, or just talk to her – every day – is one worth holding onto. An intelligent, well-spoken, witty, funny woman with killer looks, granted is hard to come by – but, who are you to settle for less than you deserve? Nobody, that’s who.

3. She is comfortable in any situation.

Let’s face it, when you’re dating somebody, you’re not alone with them all the time. It’s important to be able to live a full life with them by your side. This means family events, outings with friends, double dates, movie nights on the couch…Not to mention, the activities brought forth by similar interests – which you both should have!

I’ve always used the rule of thumb that if you truly like a girl and feel comfortable bringing her to any social event and leaving her alone if you need to go talk to someone or grab a drink – then she gets major bonus points.

4. She doesn’t start petty arguments.

In a healthy relationship, two people should be able to work out their differences via mature conversation and discussion. This does not mean bringing up nonsensical past issues or dwelling on small events that they’ve been emotionally harboring, waiting for the right time to unleash.

A mature woman won’t throw the past in your face or use it as ammunition against you, especially if she has already forgiven you for your mistakes.

5. She encourages you.

Even the best accomplishments in life seem to lose their luster when there is nobody to share them with. Your significant other should be one of, if not THE first, people you want to tell exciting news to.

Does your girl get excited about things in your life, even if she doesn’t have personal interest in them? Does she stand behind you, and encourage you to chase your goals and dreams? If so, you have found a teammate worth holding onto.

6. She’s your sunshine on a gloomy day (and every day).Do you wake up every morning excited to talk to her? Or to kiss her on the forehead if you’re there together? Does seeing her name pop up on your phone during a rough day make you forget about all of your worries? Does being with her take you into your own world where nothing else matters?

If you said yes to any of the above, hold onto her, man.

7. She puts in effort for you.

I am all about giving in relationships. Personally, I love to give and do things for my girlfriend. Seeing her happy makes me happy – and I believe if two people both feel that way in a relationship, it will be a success.

Her putting in effort doesn’t have to be much. It can be something as simple as keeping her hair or nails done to look good for you. It’s no secret that sometimes the romance wears off of longer term relationships, but you shouldn’t let it – and neither should she.

If a woman continues to do what she knows attracted you in the first place, even after she got you a long time ago, it shows she cares about keeping you around.

8. You can laugh together.

Seriously, how big is this one? Simple, but so important. Life can get you down. Work, bills, obligations – your relationship shouldn’t be something on that list. Your girlfriend should also be your best friend who you can do anything with, and have fun doing it.

If they drag you down, it’s time for a change.

9. You can cry together.

Not everything is sunshine and rainbows. Times get tough, things get hard, and we all need a support system.

Is she there for you when you need her? Are you there for her? If your support is not reciprocated by her, then you need to find someone who understands the importance of your feelings, too.

10. You have similar views for the future.

I know man, the future is way off. It’s a scary place, but it’s still there. If you’re in a solid, committed relationship, it’s important to understand where both of you see yourselves, and the relationship – going.

Does she want a ring within a year? A baby? Dude…are you ready for that? If you’re not – what makes you think that she will forget all about it and that your relationship will coast through time without it being an issue?

Compromise is key. The future of your life cannot be dictated by someone else, but it can be affected by them – and working together to find what makes you both happy in the long run, is key.

Also Read " 9 Good Reasons Why You Should Feel Happy Right Now"

Read more here:https://www.newsvilla.com.ng/2018/07/07/9-good-reasons-feel-happy-right-now/


Source:https://www.newsvilla.com.ng

Woman a keeper?


Women don't keep anything other than secrets..

8 out of 10 naija girls have STD.
7 out of 10 naija girls have done abortions.
10 out of 10 naija girls have cheated on their partners.
3 out of 5 children born by a naija mom do not belong to her husband.

8 out of 10 naija girls have STD.
7 out of 10 naija girls have done abortions.
10 out of 10 naija girls have cheated on their partners.
3 out of 5 children born by a naija mom do not belong to her husband.

GMbuharii:
like you..


Thunda faya jihadistBUHARI

To even think your moniker is GMBuhari..
I wanted to say something to you but seeing your moniker I will remain mute..

Amarabae:
There is no frustration in nursing profession!
Point of correction!
The truth is bitter but we must keep saying it.
Thanks

What you said is the truth. I have encountered a lot of them fake medical experts.. Most of them own medicine shop.

If you go to buy drugs from them and the don't have that particular drugs u want. The will give u something else and tell you it's better than the one u want.

Yeah there's no frustration in nursing profession because 80% of the Nurses are passionate about the profession..

My mom was a Nurse so I know what it is like.


I respect Nurses than doctors.

Nurses to me, are our second mothers...

Amarabae:
A quack trained by Nigeria doctors in a mushroom private hospital and label them Auxiliary nurses in a bid to disrespect the nursing profession.
She is a quack!
Doctors created this mess!
They keep on training quacks in the other health professions,
No wonder our health sector is in a mess!
Deal with the quack, she is not a nurse!
Call her "auxiliary doctor"
Nonsense.
Tomorrow they will be shouting johesu did this and that, respect themselves, they will not!
There are thousands of these auxiliary quacks in private hospitals toying with people's lives, some will go and open chemist stores, prescribing and dispensing rubbish.
I repeat deal with that quack

You are right...

But the way you approached it looks like you are frustrated in your profession..

Some dead brains here will blame PMB...