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Goal goal goal goal goal... chimbata.... Zambia 0-2 Nigeria... iwobi and kelechi

Why is this not on front page yet?? if I'm the owner of nairaland I for sack person

Abeg any tecno l5 for sale in abuja ?? let's chat on WhatsApp? 08188589778

Any gionee m3 mini for sale in abuja?? quote me .

My God, poor kid.

Na wa o.. And I'm still a virgin

The video.. Lalasticala mydd44


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yEfO8OgjXE&itct=CFUQpDAYASITCOqmwNbBwM8CFcJIfgodJh0OCzIKZy1oaWdoLXRydloPRkV3aGF0X3RvX3dhdGNo&client=mv-google&gl=NG&hl=en

A leading Nigerian actress has been banned from the Hausa-language film industry because of her "immoral" behaviour, the main industry body says.
Rahma Sadau caused offence by "hugging and cuddling" pop star Classiq in a video, it added.
The industry, commonly known as Kannywood, has been under fire from conservative Muslim clerics who accuse it of corrupting people's values.
They regard it as taboo for men and women to hold hands or kiss in public.
#nigeria #nollywood #news
#saharareporters

source: Sahara reporters.

ShakurM:
Hoax! He is still alive! Na wa for this Op o

lol person wey die last year?? check him Twitter handle na

After being shot in a drive-by shooting, we have learned that the 18 year-old rapper ‘Slim Jesus’, real name Easton Phillips, has been killed “crucifixion style” outside his Hamilton home Friday afternoon.

Rising to popularity just a few days ago, Slim Jesus has been getting much attention after releasing his song “Drill Time”. Dubbed the “White Cheif Keef” and the “New Eminem”, millions of people on social media sites like Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook have tuned in to talk about Slim Jesus. Sadly, Slim Jesus’ reign did not last, as he was shot in front of his home as he was shooting a new music video.

Slim Jesus was filming a new music video in front of his Hamilton home when a car drove by and fired shots. Three bullets hit Slim Jesus, killing him. Upon being killed, his friends scattered. At that point, the car came back and placed the body of Slim Jesus on a small cross, and nailed his hands and feet to the cross, very similar to how Jesus Christ was crucified. Authorities also discovered “I wanna be Jesus so bad” written on Slim Jesus stomach in a black spray paint.

“We knew this would happen”, said Slim Jesus’ mother Katherine Phillips, “Ever since we discovered a Chief Keef CD in his little room. Ever since he came home and told me “aye mom call me slim Jesus from now on”.
Authorities are currently investigating the murder and searching for the perpetrators.


career 2015-2015. Damn

hahahhaha Good money

GEORGE W BUSH:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not.
The chicken is either against us or for us.
There is no middle ground here.


BILL GATES:
I have just witnessed eChicken2012 which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook; internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken.


MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR:
I have a dream... and envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.


GEJ:
I guess it's a manifestation of our transformation agenda for fresh air. Meanwhile, we'll set up a committee to look into that and probably grant the chicken amnesty.


PATIENCE JONATHAN
u see,i don't knew why the chicken wil behaviourance like that,the only things i can said is that the chicken can be an prostitute

GANI:
Why wont the chicken cross the road? When there is no light in her house. No fuel in her car!No food in her stomach! No job to do! Armed robbers are after her eggs, the schools are closed,..... ....why wont it cross to the other side?


HON PATRIC OBAHIAGBON:
The question strikes to mind a perpendicularit y of oblivious occurrences. The rationale for the crawling species of the hen folk for advancing across the Broadway to the obvious greener side, portray a phantasmagoric allegory in my homosapious mind, that there is a reason. The metaphoric proposition may be that it is going to cast its vote for Fresh Democratic Party and hence justifying it subconscious mind that she has done her civil biddings.


Nscdc lagos chairman
The reason the chicken crossed the road is only going to remain known by one person, I cannot categorically tell you the reason why the chicken crossed the road now and only my oga at the top knows...ehmm... thats all

RONALDO:
I have 3 balloon d'ors the chicken have none


BUHARI:
za chicken is kwarupt and must be probed.

CHINEDU:
Nna I dnt knw the chicken but we can do business.


PUTIN:
I believe it's an American spy.


BRENDEN ROGERS:
The chicken showed great character.

LIE MOHAMMED:
I blame gej for this.

LALASTICALA:
The chicken must be a snake.


oya guys add yours.

stilldan001:
Well i fine pass the guy and get money pass the guy....lol... the werai guy na corper sef... how much corper wan get.

I go vex with you if u no collect that phone frm her.

No picture no party

realmindz:
MilesLamar, can u see ursef

no dey take everything wey I post here serious jo

kai oh my God

hoedogwu

Na where dis one comot frm

Damn

[quote author=Berlynn post=49624732][/quote]you don finally give up on lalasticala?

Debbywills:
How much can you boost of?
So because he bought one meatpie for her. She should off her undies huh?
It's only a typical poor guy would say this. Damn!

What's dis füçking girl saying?? even if I buy you one cup of groundnut u must off dat patanlo of urs.

sorry opera fan boiz.

MalikTheCynical:
Her attitude Rihanna,

She get it from her mama,

She jiggy like Madonna,

But she trippy like Nirvana,

'cause everythin' designer....



A$AP Rocky - Fashion Killa.

bam bam bum bum paw paw


is that Rihanna in the video?

uyiekpen26:
Myself and this particular girl have been dating for quite sometime (let's say like 2yrs) now. This is someone I do everything for. I pay for the house she's currently living in, send her money for her upkeep, paid some of her fees in school and once in awhile take her on some of my trips within and outside the country.

I've noticed that most times when I call her in the evenings she's never with her phone and she doesn't even pick when I call. I thought maybe she's reading or something. So I don't usually bother to ask her. At some point I noticed some strange behaviors in her. This was someone who was never a club person and all of a sudden she started clubbing and smoking shisha. I confronted her and she said it was just once but I kept quiet. So I decided to do a little investigation without her notice. So I called her one day and a guy picked up and asked who I was. I ended the call and decided to pay her a surprise visit. As soon as I entered, I saw a guy on boxers and singlet sitting on her bed and as soon as she saw me she almost developed high BP. But I pretended like nothing was happening and told her I just came to check up on her.

I left her house that in anger. I went straight to the bank the following week I opened an account for her and closed the account. I stopped with immediate effect the visa processing I was doing in her name. Burnt all the clothes I bought for her from dubai recently and gave all the jewelries I bought for her too to one of my neighbors. I told the landlord to issue a quit notice to her in the house she currently stays. I'm supposed to be renewing the rent by October 17. I'm equally thinking of coming to remove everything in that same house by the weekend with some mobile policemen. As for the school fees she can forget about it. She will have to source for that herself. Just yesterday she and some of those her useless friends and family members have been disturbing my phone begging. Saying I'm taking things too far.

Bro you have not started yet. deal with her well

Op What abou me?? you need to ask abou me mehn.. cuz it's abou to get down in this murafccker..

nma24:
Yes

Lol yhu seff like fight.

Make sense...