₦airaland Forum

mantutuman:
Simply because we have little resistance. No scrupples. In search of the ultimate thrill which we know does not exist but we think we will find.

  I beg make you no date at all!  You have all but given up hope!  You sound like you did not prepare well for this dating bizz in the past.  You write like the damage has been extensive and you may have visited "Aro" or "Uselu" or both!  That is why I recommended having spare tires!  Your shocks and struts have suffered some major damage!  Sorry oh!  My prayers are with you!Next time be prepared oh!  People like us have learned from past experience so that it will be extremely difficult to play the victim anymore. I cannot even cry around a dead body of a loved one because I have seen too many. So life toughens you! Make you get some spare tires next time oh!

davidylan:
some married women na wa. Even teenagers sef know better.

Sure!  Marry teenager make you hear wihhhhhhhhhn!  You will even find one or two 14 year old boys on your matrimonial bed, with ya wifey when you come back from work one day! he he he he he!

Caradona:
@ TOPIC

I think people double date because they're cheap
and i won't be surprised if they shared the same condom.

I hope you are talkng to the guys too mostly?  Because na them double-triple-quadra-quinta------ date pass!  That is why we have POLYGAMY in Nigeria!

@Topic
This is age and gender sensitive especially in African culture.

For females:

18-20 years till you finish school or you are tired of the guys!---I say 5 years, you gat the time and energy!  You call the shots at this time. Everything is still in tact!

21-25yrs- high risk of 2 many sexual partners/abortions  I say[b] 1 year [/b] or if you are not ready please -----ABSTAIN OR USE PROTECTION!

26-29yrs- Huh!   bobos still to play una at this time?  should be ready for marriage now so I say 6 months!

30-34yrs ---please no sex before marriage!  Na wayo the guys wan play una!  You are prone to be used as sample platters!  Time is against you ke!   I say 1 month!  Arrangee marriage is the best oh! No time to date at all!  Besides you are psychologically vulnerable at this point in your life----ready to settle for anything!

35-? Well no rush now   You chances of remaining single are high!  I say take am easy---if it is a first time marriage --o ga oh!   I say 1 day to whenever!  No rush I beg! Probably gat your own thing and pay your own bills.  We are set in our ways at this time and compromising is difficult.  This is not a time to pick and chose anyway!  Please check with your gynecologist for fertility screening!  Most female problems have started to show by now.  Your eggs are 35 years and older!  Na God go do am!

For Males!

18-25 years should not be having sex while in a relationship!  Please abstain or use condoms! Have no means to support a family in case you score goals!  If you come from a wealthy family and your are an "omo mommy or omo daddy" with big bucks, feel free to propose anytime or any day.  Your parents will only just inherit another son or daughter!  It can be afforded--just a few more mouths to feed. Just make sure the money does not finish till you can stand on your own feet!  Not high marriage qualities anyway since they are still growing "upstairs"!  Stop terminating your future kids!  Do not propose to any female unless you "knocked" her up! 

26-29yrs  Well you are done with school and should be ready to settle down.  But trust our Naija dudes--this is the time of their lives to sample both young and old! I say 1 year to 2 years to cut down on multiple sex partners or unwanted "gifts" from yanshing around!

30-35yrs  Ideal to settle down for guys so you can have all the energy to run around those little rascals!  I say 6 months to 1 year max!

36-40yrs[/b]This is your 99th hour!  Beware of low sperm counts from too many STDs after roaming around different places!   Please do not wait too long oh!  I say [b]1 month to 6 months!  What are you looking for?

41-? First marriage? O gah oh!   Wetin you dey do since?  Please like your female counterparts of 35yrs -?  Please no rush.  If it is 2nd or 3rd marriage-- I say no rush! I say 1 day to whenever the spirit moves you!  You are prone to remain single for life because you are set in your ways.  It is your way or the highway!   Cannot be too choosy at this age--- ok? Make sure you do a fertility screening before you hook up with any babe that wants to have children I beg!  Just to make sure your little boys(sperm) are not just laying on the sand instead of swimming! Na God go do am!

There is a maturity lag of 5 years between most males and females. I did not say all oh! Most females are usually more matured than males. So women, marry a guy 5 years older or more older than yourself and guys Some of you still love MAMAS! So you guys can shack up with an older mama 5yrs or older. Or you can get a lady 5 years younger than yourself!

To religious section please! Thank you for your concern!

Every car has a spare tire!   Can you travel from Lagos to Abuja without spare tires or lots of vulcanizers on the highway? You cannot put all your eggs in one basket full of holes!  So if plan  "A" does not work, then you go to plan "B"! He he he he he he! Are you joking with us?  Who wants to end up in Uselu or Aro with mental breakdown from failed relationships?   This topic is a good one.  Trust ko, trust ni!  We are talking business here not kids stuff!  T.I.N. This is Nigeria!

Even when you are married sef, no guarantees oh! Just keep some of those phone numbers of choicy beta ex pals that may make terrific counsellors in the future in case you hit one or two road blocks! Just cover your tracts well well oh!

Crap! Please where are the offshore accounts and those in families names, swissbank, saudi, south africa and so on and so forth! I say crap!

denex:
OBJ used Stella for money rituals.

Are you joking?  Only Stella?   What of Bola Ige and the other Nigerians that die on Nigerian roads everyday?  What do you call that? Don't forget all the air crashes too---------rituals required for the "babalawo" in the air!

ThoniaSlim:
all those who think the average Nigerian is a fraudster because you are abroad, don't forget you mama, papa, brothers, sisters and all your family members back home are also fraudsters. GBAM!!

Yes oh! I agree! That is why my relatives live in Nigeria and I live here. You see, being an average fraudulent Nigerian is highly contagious and harzardous to your immune system and may cause AIDS like the HIV virus! So make them siddon for there make me siddon for here! Chikena! I will visit them once a while to see how the illness is progressing or if research has found a cure!

@Iyke-D

Thank you Sir! I may be all about noise and you are all about action abi? How many people have you personally arrested? Talking about baby steps? Yeah! Sure! But start at the top! OBJ first then go down the line. How can you say you are fighting corruption and the king pins are roaming wild? That was what happpened to the past leaders and government officials. The so-called corrruption fighters left the big wigs and concentrated on their sworn enemies. If your EFCC and Ribadu want to do something meaningful tell them to start from the top!

Oga denex! You still dey for here? Please clap for the one and only denex! Na you win oh!

Na competition

@Debosky

That was too easy!  Things don my way ke?  Please OBJ and Kalu who is a bigger fish?  Let us leave IBB sef alone!  You left OBJ, Atiku, Anenih and co and you went to charge Kalu of "kpangolo" Abia state?  These were all OBJ's men so if you want to do real work you have tio start with him and his couriers. He he he he he he!  Please sleep well my friend!  It is not my way or no way.  It is a matter of Justice!  If you want to fight corruption, you start from the head not the toes! Haba!  Till today no head or tail of Alamayesiegha matter!  Mbadinuju nko?  Even with his alledged murder case?  Nigeria and Kangaroo courts!  Since you say I don win you make I rub am in!

debosky:
who decides who should be charged first? Kalu is a 'small fish'? thats news to me, anyways I think I understand something about you now:

unless things are done in the way your OWN mind wants then nothing done is good right? I get your logic Militia, only you can be right then

You Win

E don happen true true! Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee? Win Debosky for argument? Make I look outside make sure say world neva come to an end! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Do you have a fever?

denex:
@MILITIA

I say na OBJ kill JFK. You know see how them rhyme?

OBJ
JFK.

Confirmed! sure baba. Sure banker.

Na even OBJ cause Global Warming.

We don hear oh! When it is some other person we will hear you ringing bell all over the place! We are talking of one of your Godfathers now and you are doing "maradona" like your IBB!

redsun:
You have to be a tested business man to have that kind of assert,not an academician,they don't go together,or let's assume he inherited it from his family but it has to be creadible.And something about the federal goverment giving him properties,what for,does the people owe him?

Dear Redun, if you try to understand the math, you will kill all your brain cells! Na only denex fit explain am oh! Na im e siddon here for Nairaland dey talk with paupers like us!

denex:
You're thinking futuristic when Andy Uba has already started it. Thank God he was removed. More than:

N1,000,000,000,000
=
$8,000,000,000.

he he he he he! Andy Andy! The man had already calculated his earnings and profits in advance!