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debosky:Thank God you are not interested! Hides the wrap of rat poison under the bed! ![]() Of course I love Sexuality and Romance topics! But those how to lick and suck crude topics and[b] how long is this and how deep is that [/b] is just for the birds! Besides, posts in this area and short and to the point! When they are long, they are still interesting. Unlike that your political section with una 2 pages of crap trying to prove half a point! |
superman:I think you had too much to drink! This must be another of Mohadana's brothers! @Davidylan E don do oooooooooooooooooooooooooh! I beg go sleep! Haba! ![]() |
Kai! See them oh! Please you guys are disturbing me! Ugwunba is "not on seat"! Please check back in the morning! Una no dey sleep? Haba!@ Davidylan You are telling me I have over 1000 posts in 2 months. No be so my sweetheart, 9ja4eva, take get about 12000 abi na 14000 posts just by typing LOL 12000 or 14000 times on Nairaland? You see with your long long posts, if you had spaced them out like the sharp guy 9ja4eva, you guys would have reached 1,000,000+ post by now! Una no know book at all! |
honeric01:Meaning power is in the hands of the voters/people and not a few knuckle-headed recycled Khaki boys as civilian government! @Davidylan E DON HAPPEN! You don come spoil this thread? @vigasimple! I am sorry for you! You don enter be that! This is Debosky's twin brother for analysis, evidence and arguement with long long grammar and headache inducing logic! Goodluck bro! gathering my skirt with two hands and jumping with speed across chairs to the back of the stage! |
babyosisi: Real who dash! |
vigasimple:He he he he he he he! Laffing and drowing in the bathtub!@vigasimple Thank you my lord for your permission! @angel101 Please repent, so you can see and feel the "rapture" in end time! Nairaland go kill person oh! |
superman:Okoh? Na wetin now? You did not say anything about the topic oh! Na only Militia dey here? All this bad belle peeps! I am trying to be patriotic so Nigeria does not be like America and you say I am an enemy of "which progress"? Shwooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo? Fake Superman! ![]() |
davidylan:Oko ko ko! See another one oh! I beg direct all inquiries to the one and only "Ugwumba"! At least I am "egging and instigating" good blood! So you are counting eh? 500 post per month! I will even pass Seun and Hot angel put together by Xmas. If you guys no kill me first! JEALOUSY JELOMA! What do you have against gals in politics section? heh? ![]() |
Donzman:Abi ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ugwumba:You don try Ugwumba! For once let them see wetin pass them! They have chased me to bed many times! That denex is something else. Debosky/Davidylan duo nko? Oh migosh! GNature and Iyke-D----------Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! Once again I say Igweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Na you biko. I squat and bow for you! Sleep well and I am praying you have more strength for all your Nairaland life time and your real life time to keep dealing with these OBJ goons! The road is harzardous and the journey to the promised Nigeria land is tedious on Nairaland. Sleep tight my brother! |
@Vigasimple Wetin Militia do you sef? Haba! ![]() |
crazykid:Laffing my Southern Nigerian arse off! Haba crazykid! You will not even bother to investigate! What if it was through a blood transfusion or a needlestick? Naija man! Na wah for you oh! You forget that you too can catch the thing later down the line? Then go about spreading the ungerminated latent "pre HIV cells" around and infecting people! Being HIV- then is not a clearance you know! ![]() Anyway at topic! I will probably stay and take care of him. Because I love him and I cannot trust his care to anyone else. I want the father of my children to live with dignity. I will not even tell anybody! Though I do not expect my Naija husband to do the same for me! You know Niaja men now! His family will come over here with strong jazz or set you on fire first! Then look for another wife for him kia kia! It is what I do for strangers as part of my job almost every day. Taking care of terminally ill patients, so why can't I do it for my Husband? Now if he does not want my help can I force him? Noooooooooooooooo!-------------Don't forget that there is life insurance to collect oh! Just kidding! Make una no kill me oh! ![]() 1k001: DASKACE: Greatpeter:Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! How sweet! You are a real men! ![]() |
@Topic Ehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn! No problem now! I'm don try sef! Make sure he pays for the divorce, I get the house and cars. Child support for the 3 kids under 10! Where is ma calculator!--------- calculating his income ------ dividing by 3 kids, till all reach 18 years old----- plus alimony of 10 years of marriage----- I SAY I DON WIN JACK POT! AND if NA DOCTOR! he he he he he he! I SAY I DON HAMMER BE DAT! Extra security in the house to monitor suspicious moves to knock me and the kids off! In fact get him out of the house as soon as possible so he does not snap! or poison every one in the house from bad belle to avoid paying child support and ali-money!He he he he he! T.I.A ----- THIS IS AMERICA! You know Nigerian men have started killing their wives and kids too over here! Shey im want freedom? I do not even want to know the reason of the "lack of love"! He will have to pay for that freedom! Looking for my address book and searching for an ex-boyfriend willing to hook up! Plan visitation for the kids every other weekend, so I can freely spend my money! Set up a different account for his money for "rainy" days or build that mansion in Nigeria in my village like most single big mamas! he he he he he he he! Nairaland go kill person oh! See, divorce can be a good thing if it is going to pay you well! he he he he he he! Laff wan kill me! The bobo will be forced to fall back in love with me! BY FORCE! See as Juanita Jordan dey enjoy all those Michael Jordan millions now! Poor Michael Jordan with his wandering prick! So ladies! No marry ye ye man oh! Marry frog with spicy juicy flesh oh! So if the man smoke Morrocco and come tell you all this rubbish, you will just sit down in one corner and cross your legs je je and wait for him to come to his senses or let him face the music! Na im want divorce abi? he he he he he! Na wah oh! |
finemocha:No problem there! One must learn to cover such tracks well. No! The biggest mistake is that she stupidly told "a friend"! YIKES! Which sane female can trust another female with such a secret biko nu? Even my Mama? Sorry oh! Some things are just between me and Nairalanders and God! But why not in a hotel for God's sake if you must! My matrimonial bed of all places! Believe it or not,---- hiccups! hiccups! hiccups!--------there are some things that are sacred to me! Chai! --------------I think my matrimonial bed is more sacred than the popular confession box in the church. Which kain marriage be that ![]() It looks like this your friend is a born Mugu! It looks like she is a novice in the game or something Well she go learn the hard way. Next time, the dude will have a camcorder recording the act for blackmail. She will have the money by force then and pay the guy for life! What a fool! How she go dey "bang" boy toy when no get money for pocket? What is the point? If he is a male prostitute, she better pay him his money oh before he disgrace am! Abi is it one of those "fhock for credit" peeps I have been talking about? Na wah oh! |
debosky: davidylan:Make una see me see wahala oh! These people drove me from politics section. I waka comot for una there and now you are here again? Wetin I do una biko nu? These people with names beginning with " " are a constant pain in the neck on Nairaland! Ah-ah! Debosky, Davidylan, Denex and so on and so forth! I know una love Mama Millie but I am already spoken for! Thank you for your love! ![]() |
Don't you guys appreciate this topic better in the Religious section! ![]() |
ppp2:Thank you oh! Madam 1 post! I am extremely flattered that you set up a new nairaland account just to come and "bang" me! Don't you think you should have celebrated your new account with something positive like-introducing yourself or at least contributing to the topic! Who did I put down here? Please if you know where you took your bath, go and collect your clothes from there! Shwoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Make una see me see Saturday night fan oh! |
@Topic I am surprised that Nigeria even had a rank! Things are really improving! ![]() |
redsun:IN THE BLOOD my brother! IN THE BLOOD! ![]() |
tollu:Because he was OBJ's Mr. Fix-It! He fixed OBJ's messes and was OBJ"s #1 henchman. He was not employed to fix Nigeria's problems but OBJ and PDP mess! Such as the outright mismanagement of Transportation allocations in the Ministry of Works while he was the Minister! Now that Mr Fix It could not "fix" the 3rd term agenda, OBJ has no use for him after replacing him as PDP Board of Trustees chairman or whatever. So for Anenih not to make too much wahala, Anenih has to receive the "Atiku" treatment! It is going to be interesting to see what Anenih is going to do now! That is OBJ for you oh! Friends today, enemies tomorrow! ![]() |
Ugwumba:Shit! I cannot leave now! Things have started to get interesting! Welcome to the hair-splitting group! Debosky, you see statistics and fine fine English arguement you are now saying something else! Bros Ugwunba! You sure your are not Danmasani? You medium of expression is too much! Please hang around so we can see a different breed in Nairaland! Thumbs up! Knock em dead! As you can see, this bunch have rough edges as tall as elephant grasses! Which landscaper can we employ to mow their rough edges I beg! Chai! Make I no miss my happy hour oh! My poor husband don ready and I dey for here? I beg later! |
Over to you oh Ugwumba! I think Bros Debosky likes your method better with big big oyinbo, speeches and long cooked up stats and shits! Goodluck! All I can say is have some Tylenol or Panadol Xtra strength before you go to bed! I will be checking up on you to make sure you are still alive and well! Ciao! ![]() |
mr ferlie:With all due respects! CARRY GO! ![]() |
Ugwumba:GBAM! Nothing to add, nothing to subtract! I rest my case! ![]() |
Ugwumba:Oh no! They forgot their baba! They have brought all the great books to cover up some shit and expect us to swallow it like they have done! Bring out more quotes, links and onitsha and Idumota library materials to back up your facts! This group of argumentators are never tired of research oh! Awon Debosky, denex, Iyke-D, GNature and some mushroom arguementators in their shadows! Please can you dig up the Swiss account statistics of money hidden by all these kingpins and let us know you can really research! I also need court transcripts of Andy Uba's trial here in America naming OBJ as one of his benefactors! Rubbish research! |
BigB1 is right oh! We must be careful what we say. I think some of Adedibuttocks grandsons are present with us here. Mr Ferlie, accept my deepest sympathy for your grand father's demise. He was a very fine thug! Hope his charisma rubs off on you! |
RuuDie:He he he he he! It is easier for a carmel to pass through the eye of the needle, than for Naija randy boys to abstain! My brother, just use condom! Marriage is not in your horizon now I beg! |
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Then look for another wife for him kia kia! It is what I do for strangers as part of my job almost every day. Taking care of terminally ill patients, so why can't I do it for my Husband? Now if he does not want my help can I force him? Noooooooooooooooo!-------------Don't forget that there is life insurance to collect oh! Just kidding! Make una no kill me oh!
Which sane female can trust another female with such a secret biko nu? Even my Mama? Sorry oh! Some things are just between me and Nairalanders and God!