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RomanceRe: Dating: How Long Can You Wait by MILITIA(f): 3:25am On Jul 15, 2007
debosky:
we know you're taken, frankly I no dey interested, I was surprised at your initial protestations about the number of sex related topics on nl

now you have come back to accept that you like it too mush grin grin . enjoy yaself here, no wahala, no kain wink
Thank God you are not interested! Hides the wrap of rat poison under the bed! tongue

Of course I love Sexuality and Romance topics!  But those how to lick and suck crude topics and[b] how long is this and how deep is that [/b] is just for the birds!  Besides, posts in this area and short and to the point!  When they are long, they are still interesting.  Unlike that your political section with una 2 pages of crap trying to prove half a point! shocked
PoliticsRe: Northern Ambassador Tells Host Country That Nigerian Criminals Are Southerners by MILITIA(f): 3:18am On Jul 15, 2007
superman:
the north de crazy!

when i was at abuja for the first time just before easter this year , i seemed to get on with everybody including hausa ladys but the men na waa oo!
I think you had too much to drink!  This must be another of Mohadana's brothers! shocked

@Davidylan
E don do oooooooooooooooooooooooooh!  I beg go sleep!  Haba! grin
PoliticsRe: 1998 Obasanjo Worths N20,000, Today He Worth N180 Billion ! by MILITIA(f): 3:07am On Jul 15, 2007
Kai! See them oh! grin Please you guys are disturbing me! Ugwunba is "not on seat"! tongue Please check back in the morning! Una no dey sleep? Haba!

@ Davidylan
You are telling me I have over 1000 posts in 2 months. No be so my sweetheart, 9ja4eva, take get about 12000 abi na 14000 posts just by typing LOL 12000 or 14000 times on Nairaland? tongue You see with your long long posts, if you had spaced them out like the sharp guy 9ja4eva, you guys would have reached 1,000,000+ post by now! grin Una no know book at all!
PoliticsRe: What If 9ja Was Like America? by MILITIA(f): 2:52am On Jul 15, 2007
honeric01:
Nigeria? America? in what sense?
Meaning power is in the hands of the voters/people and not a few knuckle-headed recycled Khaki boys as civilian government!

@Davidylan
E DON HAPPEN!  You don come spoil this thread? shocked Anyway let me move to the back stage! 

@vigasimple!  I am sorry for you!  You don enter be that!  This is Debosky's twin brother for analysis, evidence and arguement with long long grammar and headache inducing logic!  Goodluck bro!  gathering my skirt with two hands and jumping  with speed across chairs to the back of the stage!
PoliticsRe: What If 9ja Was Like America? by MILITIA(f): 2:37am On Jul 15, 2007
babyosisi:
militia leave superman alone o
The boy get powers o

who dash lipsrsealed
grin grin grin grin grin Real who dash!
PoliticsRe: What If 9ja Was Like America? by MILITIA(f): 2:35am On Jul 15, 2007
vigasimple:
Let me first apologise for reading the thread wrongly.
What I thought the thread is saying was that- will Nigeria ever become like America?.
The answer to the thread what if Nigeria was like America, what is happening in America and the nossy nossy all over the world is what Nigeria will also be doing.

Infact

MILITIA

sum up what we may likely be.


As for ANGEL 101,

[b]It is clear to me you do not believe in God or the power of supernatural transformation.[/b]Let me remind you that there was a time the American's were once a colony of the Great British Empire, what happen today, they are the world leaders
May God continue to guide us and lead us to our Promise Land
He he he he he he he! cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin grin grin Laffing and drowing in the bathtub!

@vigasimple
Thank you my lord for your permission!

@angel101
Please repent, so you can see and feel the "rapture" in end time! grin Nairaland go kill person oh!
PoliticsRe: What If 9ja Was Like America? by MILITIA(f): 2:25am On Jul 15, 2007
superman:
MILITIA

enemy of progress
Okoh? Na wetin now? You did not say anything about the topic oh! Na only Militia dey here? All this bad belle peeps! I am trying to be patriotic so Nigeria does not be like America and you say I am an enemy of "which progress"? Shwooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo? Fake Superman! grin
PoliticsRe: 1998 Obasanjo Worths N20,000, Today He Worth N180 Billion ! by MILITIA(f): 2:14am On Jul 15, 2007
davidylan:
Do you really do better than hop around making "smart" comments? you signed up only 2 months ago and you already have 1000 posts and over.
What have you brought into this debate besides egging others on and instigating bad blood?
Oko ko ko!  See another one oh! grin  I beg direct all inquiries to the one and only "Ugwumba"!  At least I am "egging and instigating" good blood! tongue So you are counting eh?  500 post per month!  I will even pass Seun and Hot angel put together by Xmas.  If you guys no kill me first! JEALOUSY JELOMA! tongue What do you have against gals in politics section? heh? huh
PoliticsRe: 1998 Obasanjo Worths N20,000, Today He Worth N180 Billion ! by MILITIA(f): 2:06am On Jul 15, 2007
Donzman:
@Ugwumba

Why waste your time with people who are dishonest?. . .You can never get anything honest from these guys (Debosky, Iyke-D and Denex). These same guys asking for proof as to how much OBJ has stolen won't hesitate to call IBB a thief.
Abi ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Ugwumba:
Donzman, I know them, know how they work, know where their sentiments lie, and never hesitate to take them on.

Their positions, as you point out, are usually hypocritical, lack any supporting data - my surprise is GNature (who I enjoy reading), who while not defending OBJ, in his attempt to condemn Shagari and IBB totally misses the point.

I do not, and, will not, because OBJ is considered a lesser crook, absolve him from this mess, as he was afterall the first post-civil war Head of State (a point most of them miss) to become stupendously wealthy.

I dey go sleep. When them wake and have vented their anger at me, I will start where I paused.
You don try Ugwumba! For once let them see wetin pass them!  They have chased me to bed many times! That denex is something else.  Debosky/Davidylan duo nko? Oh migosh!  GNature and Iyke-D----------Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!  Once again I say Igweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!  Na you biko. I squat and bow for you!  Sleep well and I am praying you have more strength for all your Nairaland life time and your real life time to keep dealing with these OBJ goons!  The road is harzardous and the journey to the promised Nigeria land is tedious on Nairaland.  Sleep tight my brother! kiss
RomanceRe: Why Do People Double Date? by MILITIA(f): 1:25am On Jul 15, 2007
@Vigasimple

Wetin Militia do you sef?  Haba! shocked My dear guy, you are preaching to the choir! African culture is not for one man one wife abi? Even our ancestors double dated so why stop now that it has got to our turn? Oh nooooooooooooooooo oh! Is that what you are calling confusion! Please preach it to the guys not the girls! cool
FamilyRe: If Your Husband or Wife is Found to be HIV-Positive by MILITIA(f): 1:05am On Jul 15, 2007
crazykid:
That's what am going to do first.

Then if i happen to test negative, i would end that marriage immediately.
Laffing my Southern Nigerian arse off! grin Haba crazykid!  You will not even bother to investigate!  What if it was through a blood transfusion or a needlestick?  Naija man!  Na wah for you oh!  You forget that you too can catch the thing later down the line? Then go about spreading the ungerminated latent "pre HIV cells" around and infecting people!  Being HIV- then is not a clearance you know! grin grin grin grin grin

Anyway at topic!  I will probably stay and take care of him.  Because I love him and I cannot trust his care to anyone else.  I want the father of my children to live with dignity.  I will not even tell anybody! Though I do not expect my Naija husband to do the same for me! You know Niaja men now! grin  His family will come over here with strong jazz or set you on fire first! sad  Then look for another wife for him kia kia! It is what I do for strangers as part of my job almost every day.  Taking care of terminally ill patients, so why can't I do it for my Husband?  Now if he does not want my help can I force him?  Noooooooooooooooo!-------------Don't forget that there is life insurance to collect oh!  Just kidding! Make una no kill me oh! grin



1k001:
well for one i won't wonder how she got it because one never can tell. Hopefully she'll come out and tell me straight away if it was from intercourse with another person but i won't push for it, Could potentially destroy our marriage if she's been faithful al along. After that we'll carry on as usual, afterall the vow was in sickness and in health. I'd probably even contact the virus too so that we share the pain together. All it's going to do is kill and we're all going to die anyway!
DASKACE:
Would sit her down to know how she came about it. Definitely going to be a heart-break if she had gotten it from another man.

I might do something stupid if she has already passed the virus to me but if she hasn't, then I would forgive her and show her love.
Greatpeter:
I will still love her and care for her because we took oath that we will love each other in health and in sickness, till death do us part.
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!  How sweet!  You are a real men! grin
FamilyRe: "Sweetheart, I Don't Love You Anymore!" by MILITIA(f): 12:44am On Jul 15, 2007
@Topic
Ehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!  No problem now!  I'm don try sef! grin  Make sure he pays for the divorce, I get the house and cars.  Child support for the 3 kids under 10!  Where is ma calculator!--------- calculating his income ------ dividing by 3 kids, till all reach 18 years old-----

plus alimony of 10 years of marriage----- I SAY I DON WIN JACK POT!  AND if NA DOCTOR!  he he he he he he!  I SAY I DON HAMMER BE DAT!  Extra security in the house to monitor suspicious moves to knock me and the kids off!  In fact get him out of the house as soon as possible so he does not snap! or poison every one in the house from bad belle to avoid paying child support and ali-money!He he he he he!  T.I.A ----- THIS IS AMERICA! You know Nigerian men have started killing their wives and kids too over here! Shey im want freedom? I do not even want to know the reason of the "lack of love"!  He will have to pay for that freedom!

Looking for my address book and searching for an ex-boyfriend willing to hook up! 

Plan visitation for the kids every other weekend, so I can freely spend my money!   Set up a different account for his money for "rainy" days or build that mansion in Nigeria in my village like most single big mamas! he he he he he he he!  Nairaland go kill person oh! See, divorce can be a good thing if it is going to pay you well!  he he he he he he!  Laff wan kill me!  The bobo will be forced to fall back in love with me! BY FORCE! grin 

See as Juanita Jordan dey enjoy all those Michael Jordan millions now!  Poor Michael Jordan with his wandering prick!  So ladies!  No marry ye ye man oh! Marry frog with spicy juicy flesh oh!  So if the man smoke Morrocco and come tell you all this rubbish, you will just sit down in one corner and cross your legs je je and wait for him to come to his senses or let him face the music!  Na im want divorce abi?  he he he he he!  Na wah oh!
RomanceRe: Making Love With Your Man Friend In Your Matrimonial Bed by MILITIA(f): 12:09am On Jul 15, 2007
finemocha:
when will nigerian women learn to have affairs with strangers. biggest mistakes made is having an affair with someone that knows they are married.
No problem there! One must learn to cover such tracks well.  No!  The biggest mistake is that she stupidly told "a friend"! YIKES! shocked She actually told you, the poster, as a "friend"? ! Kai!  What a major "fhuck up"! embarassed  Which sane female can trust another female with such a secret biko nu?  Even my Mama?  Sorry oh!  Some things are just between me and Nairalanders and God! tongue

But why not in a hotel for God's sake if you must!  My matrimonial bed of all places!  Believe it or not,---- hiccups! hiccups! hiccups!--------there are some things that are sacred to me! tongue Chai! --------------I think my matrimonial bed is more sacred than the popular confession box in the church. tongue Which kain marriage be that huh


It looks like this your friend is a born Mugu!  It looks like she is a novice in the game or something huh  Well she go learn the hard way.  Next time, the dude will have a camcorder recording the act for blackmail.  She will have the money by force then and pay the guy for life!  What a fool!  How she go dey "bang" boy toy when no get money for pocket?  What is the point?  If he is a male prostitute, she better pay him his money oh before he disgrace am!   Abi is it one of those "fhock for credit" peeps I have been talking about?  Na wah oh! shocked
RomanceRe: Dating: How Long Can You Wait by MILITIA(f): 11:40pm On Jul 14, 2007
debosky:
Milita you are officially the 'obo and oko topics' moderator of nairaland! u no fit see am waka pass? grin grin tongue
davidylan:
@ debosky, i think say na only me dey notice. grin This military woman na wa! cheesy
Make una see me see wahala oh! grin  These people drove me from politics section.  I waka comot for una there and now you are here again?  Wetin I do una biko nu?  shocked  As long as no be "virginity" I love romance and sexuality section too mush!  A lot of people need my help here unlike the politics section!  Make una leave me alone jare! grin These people with names beginning with "grin" are a constant pain in the neck on Nairaland! Ah-ah! Debosky, Davidylan, Denex and so on and so forth! I know una love Mama Millie but I am already spoken for! Thank you for your love! tongue
RomanceRe: Will You Rather Marry Someone From Thesame Denomination As You? by MILITIA(f): 10:56pm On Jul 14, 2007
Don't you guys appreciate this topic better in the Religious section! cool
RomanceRe: Why Do People Double Date? by MILITIA(f): 10:54pm On Jul 14, 2007
ppp2:
@Militia
Your posts are forever sarcastic, if not downright nasty. All you know how to do is put people down. You had better find something better to do with your time because it seems you have plenty of it on your hands. So as not to infect others with your skepticism about practically everything in this whole wide world,
Thank you oh!  Madam 1 post!  I am extremely flattered that you set up a new nairaland account just to come and "bang" me!  Don't you think you should have celebrated your new account with something positive like-introducing yourself or at least contributing to the topic!

Who did I put down here?  Please if you know where you took your bath, go and collect your clothes from there!  Shwoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!  Make una see me see Saturday night fan oh! shocked
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Ranked 2nd Poorest Nation in the World by MILITIA(f): 10:29pm On Jul 14, 2007
@Topic
I am surprised that Nigeria even had a rank! tongue Things are really improving! lipsrsealed
PoliticsRe: Is The Average Nigerian Fraudulent? by MILITIA(f): 10:23pm On Jul 14, 2007
redsun:
Nigeria fraud is fundamental,defrauding the system,and we are the system,forget about corporate fraud in develop world,it is another form of money spinning,we know it exist, but it is a diffrent ball game.Nigeria fraud is a virus that attacks the root core of the society.
IN THE BLOOD my brother! IN THE BLOOD! grin
PoliticsRe: Anthony "mr Fix It" Anenih In Obj's Soup! by MILITIA(f): 10:18pm On Jul 14, 2007
tollu:
Why does everyone keep referring to Anenih as mr fix it, when he did the exact opposite during his tenure? He'll find out there are pots big enough to turn him into soup in Nigeria. Wicked bureaucrat.
@ lewa
Seconded. our roads are in a totally deplorable situation, makes me want to tear my hair out. That lagos-Benin road is one i'm not going to forget in a long, long time, the potholes are more like craters, fuel tankers and trailers keep falling and most painful of all, you have motorists facing oncoming traffic on an interstate, express, highway(whicheva u call it)! scared me shitless and is mind boggling i tell you.
Because he was OBJ's Mr. Fix-It! He fixed OBJ's messes and was OBJ"s #1 henchman.  He was not employed to fix Nigeria's problems but OBJ and PDP mess!  Such as the outright mismanagement of Transportation allocations in the Ministry of Works while he was the Minister!  Now that Mr Fix It could not "fix" the 3rd term agenda, OBJ has no use for him after replacing him as PDP Board of Trustees chairman or whatever.  So for Anenih not to make too much wahala, Anenih has to receive the "Atiku" treatment!  It is going to be interesting to see what Anenih is going to do now!

That is OBJ for you oh! Friends today, enemies tomorrow! wink
PoliticsRe: 1998 Obasanjo Worths N20,000, Today He Worth N180 Billion ! by MILITIA(f): 10:06pm On Jul 14, 2007
Ugwumba:
I do not dislike anyone, as much as I dislike all the crooks that have passed as our leaders. Unlike you, I do not engage in hair-splitting.

You infer IBB is a crook (I agree), but he has not been convicted. I infer they are all crooks, and the only proof I have are the following (collateral proof).

1. They all borrowed huge sums of money, and the estimated valuation of the projects they carried out was substantially below the borrowed sums.

2. They all left office much richer than they came in (OBJ -twice) and their wealth cannot be tied to their approved earnings over their careers.

3. They all claim (as ridiculously as Atiku), that their investments paid off ridiculously handsomely.

4. They all refuse to state publicly what they are worth, hiding behind the aprons of constitutionality for a purely 'public interest' matter.

Oil prices started a slump in 1973/74 but by 1977/78 (lowest - $33/ barrel Bonny light crude) were on the rise, peaking to just under $70 during the Iran/Iraq war.

In comparison, during the 1985-1999 period (including the first Gulf war), the maximum was under $30/ bbl Bonny light.

Prices again started their peaking after 1999.

OBJ has always served in a high oil price (read, revenue) environment.

So, the sharp drop in GDP growth had NOTHING to do with oil prices.

Read my lips, profligacy and a culture of borrowing to build grandiose structures, with no supporting infrastructure, are the at the root of any country's difficulties in development.
Shit!  I cannot leave now!  Things have started to get interesting!  Welcome to the hair-splitting group!  Debosky, you see statistics and fine fine English arguement you are now saying something else! shocked  Which one you and your gang dey sef? grin

Bros Ugwunba!  You sure your are not Danmasani?  You medium of expression is too much!  Please hang around so we can see a different breed in Nairaland! Thumbs up! grin  Knock em dead!  As you can see, this bunch have rough edges as tall as elephant grasses! Which landscaper can we employ to mow their rough edges I beg! cool  Chai!  Make I no miss my happy hour oh! tongue  My poor husband don ready and I dey for here?  I beg later! kiss
PoliticsRe: 1998 Obasanjo Worths N20,000, Today He Worth N180 Billion ! by MILITIA(f): 9:48pm On Jul 14, 2007
Over to you oh Ugwumba!  I think Bros Debosky likes your method better with big big oyinbo, speeches and long cooked up stats and shits!  Goodluck!  All I can say is have some Tylenol or Panadol Xtra strength before you go to bed!  I will be checking up on you to make sure you are still alive and well! Ciao! kiss Let me take my conjecturing and wildly speculatory arse about Nairaland for some fun before I hit the club tonight! Igweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!Peace out! grin
PoliticsRe: Oyo State Respite? Adedibu On Death Bed! by MILITIA(f): 9:42pm On Jul 14, 2007
mr ferlie:
Militia, I am very proud to be Baba's follower. He is a good and experienced politician. Most of you don't know jack about him except unfounded and fallacious story you read about him via the news media. I will advise you to be cautious in saying what you don't know.
With all due respects! CARRY GO! kiss I will yeild to fellow Nairalanders for responses! Political topics of 2 or 3 pages bore me and are mostly repetitive. So, see you somewhere else! Peace out! lipsrsealed
PoliticsRe: 1998 Obasanjo Worths N20,000, Today He Worth N180 Billion ! by MILITIA(f): 9:37pm On Jul 14, 2007
Ugwumba:
Hmmm, escapism has many disciples.
GBAM! Nothing to add, nothing to subtract! I rest my case! kiss Make una carry go! I don tire for this dead end topic! lipsrsealed
PoliticsRe: 1998 Obasanjo Worths N20,000, Today He Worth N180 Billion ! by MILITIA(f): 9:34pm On Jul 14, 2007
Ugwumba:
What he said, does not contradict my premise. OBJ started the cycle, Shagari and IBB mastered it. The progenitor, in my books, cannot be exonerated.

Where una dey? Doing research abi una don tire? grin grin grin grin grin

I dey wait!!!
Oh no! They forgot their baba! They have brought all the great books to cover up some shit and expect us to swallow it like they have done! Bring out more quotes, links and onitsha and Idumota library materials to back up your facts! This group of argumentators are never tired of research oh! Awon Debosky, denex, Iyke-D, GNature and some mushroom arguementators in their shadows! grin Please can you dig up the Swiss account statistics of money hidden by all these kingpins and let us know you can really research! grin I also need court transcripts of Andy Uba's trial here in America naming OBJ as one of his benefactors! Rubbish research!
PoliticsRe: Oyo State Respite? Adedibu On Death Bed! by MILITIA(f): 9:23pm On Jul 14, 2007
BigB1 is right oh! We must be careful what we say. I think some of Adedibuttocks grandsons are present with us here. Mr Ferlie, accept my deepest sympathy for your grand father's demise. He was a very fine thug! Hope his charisma rubs off on you! cry
RomanceRe: Dating: How Long Can You Wait by MILITIA(f): 9:05pm On Jul 14, 2007
RuuDie:
23. . .25 no sex! Say who die? Ain't g'onna be g'oin in2 my weddin night with 'em cherries intact ;d
He he he he he!  grin  grin grin  It is easier for a carmel to pass through the eye of the needle, than for Naija randy boys to abstain!  My brother, just use condom!  Marriage is not in your horizon now I beg! shocked Please do not propose to any body in the next 10 years! Oh migosh--I am counting how many children will be aborted-girls runnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn! shocked

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