₦airaland Forum

babadee:
@militia,
that there not here. here, brothers got the cribs and the ladies are the ones that get kicked out.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!  That is not what I see in HOMVIES oh!   Genevieve and Omotola or Stella always have their own cribs, while Emeka Ike, Francis Duru and Nonso Diobi are always commuting from molue to molue! Over there is even worse since most men still dey live with them papa or mama!   Waiting to catch one "MUGU" to hammar build one hut!

mekaboy:
Ha Ha.

Girls na wa. You know that most of these girls that say they wont do it are actually staying with a man thats not their husband? and some have actually been thrown out of their boyfriends houses?

The stomach will never tell what it has eaten.

Sorry dude!  This is 2007.  I think you got it backwardzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!  The men in most neighborhoods are the ones getting thrown out in their underwears at 6AM most mornings by their live-in girlfriends/landladies!  It is the other way round! Most boyfriends these days no get houses and are constantly perching or squating from babe to babe for bed and breakfast! Most live in their trucks-------only to run into the earliest open McDonalds abi na Mr Biggs to brush teeth and wash the washables before heading off to wherever to push wheelbarrow or construction site for day labour! he he he he he

Caradona:
Just tell him you're dating a Suicide Bomber
trust me, no Naija man is willing to die and give up his pepper soup and pounded yam for any woman

Shay you know now? That is why most of them look 12 months pregnant! Alameyesiegha belle syndrome!  Laff wan kill me!

@Topic

Take a paternity test first, then the results will determine what you have to do next! Might not be your father afterall.

Nicer:
obviously everybody here knows the real world and how it works, except militia![/b]babe,get a life.

Thank you oh!  Please advise this slacker-husband-layabout-fake-businessman wan-na-bee- so-called "head of the household" to go find ways to feed his family and stop making stupid excuses!  If the woman did not have children, he probably could be one of those husbands that would have taken another wife within one year if not before marriage!

As for my life?  Don't worry about that!  I get husband wey dey work!  Go and get yours and stop looking for a woman to [b]"nurse" you!

mamaput:
The Boy all of you are planning for is the same age as the son.
why run to principal and PTA when youcan talk to the teacher. Its like killing an Ant wit a slage hammer.

mamaput:
kulaShaker what of if your son is the one that comes home and tells you that a grown up threatened him with witchcraft.
God help you if that boy even cuts his finger with his teaspoon they will come and look for you

And the solution is----------------------------------------

dblock:
It'll be funny if Nigeria's corruption Problem, was solved because of people backstabbing each other.

he he he he he! What a shame!   I dey hiss and laff!  Nigeria na wah!

laudate:
Um, let me stop laughing first!! Its' sad. . . .but oh, so true! As I was saying, na true word you talk, and I can understand exactly what you mean, 'because its' happened to me too, a couple of times.

WORD!!! 

You dey laff me abi?   Ba wahala!  Me no dey find who no find me trouble! I am a lover  not a fighter!

monkeyleg:
I would never support ethnic squabbles, but I mut agree with David. Until we agree to sort our country out ' that includes telling ourselves the truth', we will continue on the assured path of destruction.

We must learn to face up to the truth no matter how uncomfortable it might seem, that is how all the countrys we envy today did it. Let us stop all this pussyfooting and[b] face the actual problems that faces us.[/b]

God bless Nigeria

THE REAL WORD!  Yes! The real problem is that this "zamb-arse-ador" is guilty of what almost all Nigerians are guilty of--------POINTING FINGERS AT OTHERS INSTEAD OF THEMSELVES! Since we are all guilty of this same crime amongst others why are we even discussing this topic?  Please next topic!

dblock:
It is true, even Babaginda, Abacha, Danjuma, Buhari are all Southerners.

Well the fact that southerners are the main culprits of Scamming in Nigeria, hints that Southerners are at least smart enough and there is at least a reasonably sized Middle Class in Southern Nigeria, for there to be Numerous Cyber Cafes etc.

Ugh-Huhn! Here comes another "world without end" crusader!

laudate:
[b]Militia! Militia!! Militia!!!  [/b] Na how many times I call you?? Please stop adding fuel to the fire. Just siddon jeje on the sidelines & watch the drama unfold. Me, I don collect table & chair, put small suya for my front, with correct fanta to wash am down. Small time now, I go dey begin charge gate fee from everybody wey wan watch title fight!

Na wetin? E be like say I go go open another account for Nairaland because I no like as una dey call my name without respect. Una no know say I be "Queen"?  You no see the sweet English when dey comot for our educated brothers above?  I melt for them oh!   Only very few Nairalanders can present views like that.  That is why I get very frustrated with my southern brothers and sisters so easily.  I agree every Nigerian tribe has issues.  We should not point fingers at one another, since we are all guilty in one way or another.  That is why I say that Nigeria is a hopeless country.  Not because of tribes but because of the individuals that leave in Nigeria. 

No tribe wen I never insult for Nairaland except the North.  Why?  Because they are not lousy like we southerners.  They may have that religious albatross around their necks, but on the whole they are very mild mannered and easy going.  See the way we interact with each other here on Nairaland? You cannot even make any comment without being insulted! Even when you make a joke-na fight!  I for example will NEVER insult another here unless it is highly warranted.  If you slap me once, I may forgive you, but only for the moment because I am contemplating on what to say or do to you! Then I will wait for the best time to slap you back well well!   All the people I have had beef with have directly or indirectly attacked my person not even what I wrote.  If you address me like you will like to be addressed yourself, no problem!  But if you do otherwise,  pray that I am not PMSing oh!   Since I was an infant, no amount of prayer can hold what will come out of my mouth next! We fit regret later You might not like what I say on a topic---then just move over to the next topic or do your thing and move on! No oh! Some will want to tell you your life history and expect you to roll over and play dead! Sorry oh, we no dey do so! You will get you own too!

So my dear Laudate, as I write you this love letter, I am not adding fuel to the fire.  I am only giving credit where credit is due!  If I see southern brother or sista wen do wetin sweet my belle I go praise am too.  I am not partial! Understand?  Most southerners get on my last nerve!  Ugggggggggggh!   The way the talk to you, you will think that they have the key to heaven and hell!  Thank God I am a southerner too, so I can dish it out with equal measure!   We need to learn to respect each other and stop the blame game!

9ja4eva:
You leading d pack.






Make u tell Dcn Nath to come heal this shameless Militia oh.
It is well.

You are denying me now abi? That is not what you were "moaning" last night oh! All day I did not hear from you now when everyone has gone to bed you are here again for some more midnight "cocoa"! Now you say I am shameless? Naughty boy abi na girl! Thanks for the credit card sha! Oga no to work today so we can reschedule for another "feel alright" session later when the coast is clear!

Home is where you make your bed! It might be on the moon if you are happy! Nigeria is not for everybody and outside Nigeria is not for everybody!

Is that not what Nairaland is for?   Sheer Idiocy!

pterygott:
@ Militia
u're just a total IDIOT!

Pterygott abi na prettygoat!




Nigeria= A COUNTRY FULL OF IDIOTS!

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Militia,
I could see your myopic understand of Nigerian men. “Nigerian men do not read newspapers" I wonder how many Nigerian women who read newspapers as compared with Nigerian men. If you have issues with "some” Nigerian men, don’t just put everybody in the same box. There are two sides to every divorce story. You even preempted the poster by labeling her husband " so called" Then again you migrated to paper issues without hearing from the poster the reason she is seeking for a divorce. You are sounding like someone who is over-confident that she is ahead of everyman (including her papa and brothers)
Westerners always complain of Nigerian men not acting like westerners, but how many times do Nigerian men complain that their western wives/girlfriends do not act like Nigerian women? Zero. A Nigerian dating a westerner does already have a mindset of how westerners behave and what they can’t do and can do, but westerners always want Nigerians to go above and beyond in order to meet their expectations their fellow country men cannot meet. If a Nigerian man breaks up with a lady in Manchester, she will tell the whole world that Nigerian men are heart breaker as if to say she was a “virgin’ when she met the Nigerian dude. Why did you not cry foul when your several western boyfriends left you? Oh! Maybe they had the visa for free entry and exit and Nigerian men are in for the rest of their lives. lol I don’t know why Nigerian men are not speaking up on how they have been mistreated by their western girlfriends/wives. I am tired of westerner always profiling Nigerians as if to say that someone is forcing them into a relationship. I wonder if Nigerian men go about looking for information on how to discredit their wives and girlfriends. Why all the fuss about paper when Europeans still marry for papers in UK. Besides, most of these folks know that some of these men do not have papers and will go ahead and marry them thinking that they will forever be their punch bags. Polish, Russians, Romanians still marry and file papers for their spouses with not qualms. Maybe they believe in “love" more than "papers”. It’s just like saying that Prince Harry's future wife may not marry him because of his royalty. Do Nigerian men tell their western spouses that they don’t really like women who smoke, do drugs, have kids, depend on government benefits? No, because they know that the society they live in does not frown at some of these vices, so they join the bandwagon.


good luck

E don happen!
Which matter is for[b] me [/b] and which matter is for the[b] poster[/b]?   Oh boy ya letter long oh!  I cannot even sift through! he he he he he!  EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!  Hmmmm! The passionate nature of your "thesis" is very appreciated! Anything else?

Una see!  I knew that my love will relax after allowing me to give the "royal" treatment!  In fact no more noise!  Sound asleep!  9ja4eva!  9ja4eva! 9ja4eva!  Oya!  wake up!  Pass window abeg, Oga don come back from work!   Thanks for the credit card!  You dash me?  Ah-aaaaaaaaah? Honey 'im!----- honey mi!------ honey mee! -------  E honey na!  Thank you, but I cannot accept because I am shy!   This na jara? ^{me smiling and twisting me fingers!} Oh thank you!  I will really miss you!  _{Plants kiss on the  ehhhhhhhhhhhh-----you know na?}

Straightens nightgown and adjusting the adjustables---- _{to the husband}-------WELCOME BACK HONEY!  HOW WAS WORK?  ------- I have the honey bath running for you!  Hungry?


Nairaland go kill person oh!   Una go tire!  Una don buy cow! Next appointment please!

chiegemba:
carry go then "if its your fantatsies you r actin out"
abeg go ahead & do your thin! like i said before "carry go" 

Thank you oh!

^{Back from sexuality and Romance section!}----  _{after practicing and rehearsing!}

Nigeria -4-eva- my darling!  Come hither please!  I went shopping and bought your favorite toys and tools! Warm whip cream to sooth you! Where would you like me to start my love?   First of all I have a honey bubble bath running, can you hear ^{---drip drip drip drip drip!}  _{---------splash!}

Come in!    you are invited!  Coooooooooooooome! Cooooooooooooooooooooome! Coooooooooooooooooooooooome my love! _{serious licking sounds going on here with just one dimly lit candle-----}

@9ja4eva

Eh-hen! You say make I use my head? That one go cost well well oh! What is the max-factor on your credit card abeg? I have some special discounts oh!

I beg 9ja4eva no comot oh! Make this arsenal abi wimbledon pipo comot first! No sleep oh! MAKE UNA COMOT NOW!

chiegemba:
Is dere anyway we could have posts that directs more to the topic . can't dere ever b a peaceful thread

Which one una want?  I give war you say "piss" I give good "loffing" almost to "pissing" point your are asking for something else called "peace"!  What is that?  Una don spoil market for me this night!  Meanwhile I hold "9ja4eva" credit card!

9ja4eva, we have woken everyone up oh with all the noise you were making while I was ehhhhhhhhhhhhh-------------

Debosky!
you know now! the "piss" that passeth all understanding!

I think all the Nairaland juniors have gone to bed and we can act out our fantasies here!  We are expressing our candid 'tots' about Nigeria like we were asked to do!

Debosky can't you see 9ja4eva is having a good time? He abi na she was about to Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!  meowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!  af! af! af!

debosky:
Militia e don do o!

let peace reign

I am only holding my "piss"!

9ja4eva:
There are two kinds of fools: those who can't change their opinions and those who won t Miltia u nt jst one fool bt 2.What a pity?

It is the peculiar quality of a fool to perceive the faults of others and to forget his own perfect example being Militia.

You need to change your ways because u one of d dumbest people i ve met on d internet

Did I tell you I am a "Nigerian" blonde? Dumb blondes have more fun!  Do you love me?   I would like to be your love slave! Just give me a chance! I am so madly in love with you and I do not want Mckren to snatch you from me with all your "sweet softness"! I can feel you from here! Owww Owwww Owwww hunnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!

9ja4eva:
The best way to convince a fool like Militia that she is wrong is to let her have her way.

Pweeeez let me have my way with you and you will never regret it! just follow me!

Oh common baby light my fire!  Don't be shy!  Please leave your native pig behind you at home please!  I cannot stand funny smells! _{trying to keep it decent like I promised Nairalanders!}

9ja4eva:
The mistake of fools like MILTIA are known to the world bt not to her old and waggy self.I dnt blame nature dt made dumb animals like u


I gat something better to do

I think I am falling in love with you!  I like soft "men"!  Say something naughty to me!  You are turning me on you know?  Please say something ^dirty _pweeeezzzzz! My husband is at work! Can we ehhhhhhhhhhhh?

@9ja4eva

You are so so so charming! are you lonely like I am? I can take you to places never dreamed off before! Take my[b] arse [/b] and I will take you there!

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Nku cream! So so soft!

I say I am a star! Thank God no work tomorrow! Next?

I think I prefer Mohadana the "Ijawman"!

So you be man?  Oh my Goooooooooooood!  It cannot be!  You get time oh!  No wonder Mckren tink say you be woman wan climb enter your bed since you sounded so so soft!  Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!  Na wa for Naija oh!  I no know say we get bisexuals for there sef.  Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! I beg I no do again oh!  bye bye!  your gender dey deceive me!    Carry your love go another place I beg!  You be "OBOATIOKO"?