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IamAirforce1:
You mean i should enter you from back ?

IamAirforce1:
You mean i should enter you from back ?

IamAirforce1:
Hehehehehe Mtchew

IamAirforce1:
Why that thread ?

You want to expose me abi
I know your plan

Oyindidi:
If I dey there, I go only laugh

IamAirforce1:
See dis girl o

IamAirforce1:
It's too early to engage a woman n a fruitless conversation
I'm too busy.
Have you had breakfast?

IamAirforce1:
When you have a LovePeddler for a girlfriend, this are the shiits you face.

IamAirforce1:
Tf was that ??

Hey, I'm a gentleman
I can't even hurt a fly...

IamAirforce1:
I'm sorry

IamAirforce1:
I never knew you like me this much ..

Sorry, but your advice came a bit too late

IamAirforce1:
Oh

IamAirforce1:
Looool

rawpadgin:
do i broke to u

But i will pass anyway. I don't do gold diggers

rawpadgin:
why are you on my tail?

If u like me tell me u like, stop worrying me

rawpadgin:

rawpadgin:
The worst thing that can happen to any man is to get married to a lose woman

Zoharariel:
I know there are lots of Nigerian girls out there who have similar gold-digging mentality, but please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional baba ijebu & bet9ja investor.

From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to date you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain.

What you’re trying to do is an exchange of “Breast + Pvssy" and “Range Rover + Lamborghini Gallardo".

A pre-owned 2015 Range Ro - Autobiography costs around $95,000 and a pre-owned 2015 Lamborghini Gallardo goes for around $305,000 excluding shipping & clearing.

However, there’s a deadly problem here, your breast & pvssy will sag, smell & be plagued with yeast infection but I can take my Autobiography & Gallardo to FCMB or GTBank as collaterals to obtain a business loan of 80 Million Naira and invest it on Treasury Bills at the rate of 17% .

My income will increase from year to year, while your pvssy becomes so slippy & keeps losing friction as a result of sleeping with NwaAmaikpe, TonyeBarcanista, Sarrki, Ngeneukwenu & Lucasbalo.

Hence, from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It’s not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation.

Any Nigerian man driving a Range Ro - Autobiography & Lamborghini Gallardo is not a fool; we would only date you, and give you 5,000Naira for a night but will never marry you.

My advice to you is to get a confirmed tested otumokpo from Ijebu or ile ife incised on your breast and pvssy, and then travel to Abuja to patronize Dino Melaye, Godswill Akpabio, David Mark, Ben Bruce aka Twitter Bruce Lee & Saraki like all those Nollywood Actresses who are buying houses in Lekki are doing. Thank you.