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Guy, e b like say u wan do Timaya for that wedding, abi?? Just maintain your white,there are just 2222222222222many women to start stressing over1, just my 2cents

just 1question,how old is Robben, truly?

Can almost give anything for a nice, round " KAKA"

Yo! @clowny: Is there space on your shuttle to mars? i think i need to hitch a ride from this tread as well, sheeesssshhh

This is real and calls for sober reflection


Life is nothing, let’s remember the last day when all what we acquired will be of no use to us.



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This is the picture that got my attention. This is one aspect of life that baffles me at times. At the most critical moment of a life cycle apparently reminds the devout of futility of wealth.

So, how come there are still thieves in public offices in Nigeria??

I can't understand it . To think that a President of Nigeria will be buried in the most ordinary of graves as shown in this picture, calls on us all to remember this aspect of our deals in life.

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The album is awe-inspiring! Though it may not be commercially viable to the so called " Naija market". The album was all i expexcted it to be, though it may not be for all

Evening. Has any1 listened to Jesse Jagz new album: The Jagz of all tradez? For me its off the shizzel, but unfortunately its been getting mediocre reviews, bodering on the act that the album is not commecial enough and for a certain demographic. Well whats your onw take on this?J

You can also wear a gas-mask, i think

I think it was called Tele match and it was German concept;and yes it was very intresting indeed

Some sent this to me and i decided to share with you all. I beleive this will make you have a nostalgic feeling. I bet you can complete the missing programs if you fall under the 1970s to 1980s.



On a good day after school,

You had to wait till 4 o’clock to get any meaningful thing on NTA…!

You would eagerly sit in front of the T.V at 3:30pm watching all the multicoloured lines (color bars) while you waited for NTA come up.



The National Anthem was the first thing on TV…



You watch Thunder sub  and Terrahawks  on Mondays. Pigeon Street  and Bertha  came after. 321 contact was an educative one too.

Samanja was for 7:30 and you hated Newsweek on Monday nights…



You watch Fragle rock , Sesame Street  and animal games on Tuesdays. Reach out was at 5:30.

Your elder ones disturbed your flow at 6:30pm on Tuesdays to watch koko close (Oluwalambe lord, Kasali open the gate), then you all watched new masquerade at 8:30pm.



You enjoyed Voltron  and hated commander mark on Wednesdays. Renta-ghost  came up at 6pm then Kidi vision 101 at 6:30.

Cock crow at dawn was up at 7:30 then Bassey and company (Mr. B is a millionaire) at 8:30, whatever happened to Midweek sports and d boring Nigerian local league.



G-force   Scooby doo   and Super-Ted > were the deal on Thursdays; Wazobia didn’t make sense then Village head master at 8:30pm and was later substituted with Checkmate the Ann Hathrup - Segun Kadiri story.



Friday had the variety of Birdman , Galaxy trio , Ovid video , inspector gadget , danger mouse   scooby doo, robin hood,

Atom Ant,  ring ring do your thing, speed racer





Friday nights………, can’t figure it anymore (some one else can fill in the gap) Friday was Ripples. Friday nights also had us waiting for those Indian movies - likes of Teri meha ba niya! Suli kuuleee, words like neni, nehi.



Saturday mornings were boring after 10am. 7-10am had WWF then Morning ride came up for 10am (very boring). The rest of the day had Telematch at 2pm on NTA 2 and several annoying sport programs; but Things fall apart came up at 8pm.



Network news was very boring.



The only good thing on Sundays was Behind the clouds. What about Newsline with Patrick Oke and Yinka Craig, or Frank Olize? or the third eye with Olu jacobs @10pm. Tales by moonlight with stories of tortoise too wasnt so bad either. Watching Lagos Weekend Television (LWT) with those silly Chinese films where in the movies you see their mouths move before the talk, ……….like ‘you kill ma father…………, I kill you toooo.





For the veterans amongst us, kindly fill in the missing programs.

 

NB: If you were born later than 1990, you might not be able to recall any of these graceful memories.

But look at it this way, those were the good ‘ol days when Naija was still Naija, …when Unilag suya was da bomb, when big dip ice cream was the ice cream, bazooka joe was the chewing gum, chocoh milo, dr. pepper ,africola, zit, crush, tree top juice( the original),  samco ice cream, parmalat milk, the days of leventis, adema coffe shop, pinto’s ice cream, m1, when d4 was still d4, terries burger,tandi guarana, lumber jack shirts(preferably black & red check, metal face caps, metal boots, pastel shoes, baggy jeans, bbd, new edition bobby brown , mili vanili, janet Jackson ,mc hammer, words like Yo , Word up , later programmes like Yo-MTV Raps, mags like vibe, right on , word up magazines. For chicks – Mills boons, silhouette desire, all the James hardly chases’ etc. For guys going to gigs, hearing the words like ……“ ALL BOYS OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! “, obtaining or being obtained, walking like you had a bad left leg (no offence). Wearing of brogue shoes-ox blood leather, suede versions too, being Behind or razzzzzzzz, blowing of phoene, wearing of kito slippers, flourecent t-shirts, stone wash jeans, wearing timberland boots (the Behind kids), or fila boots (for the not so Behind, let’s say razzzz). Remember Men’s Room on Awolowo Road (Ralph Lauren Polo shirts etc, etc.) Those days of wearing all your baffs at home for no reason (this is especially for chicks).  Ikoyi Club swimming pool section with chicken ‘n’ chips, Apapa club Suya, Apapa amusement park, cotton candy, Christmas grotto. The days of Polaroid cameras. ………………………. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA the good ol dayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyys. MEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Hope this cheers you guys up and brings back FOND memories that can never, ever be replaced again.  

Yuck! Funny post. But seriously,the 1ones i dread most are those on their period.  I met 1@a friend's place, men, girl oozed of fermented red wine&half-dried fish(2dayz old). Suffice 2say that i was on length mode 4d rest of d day,sheeeeshhhhh,

Your points are well enuciated mrBROWNjay; and for the poster i agree with some of your points, lets all be open-minded here thats all

kaboom!!!!!!!!!! ;d :d :p :-x

is it just me or does she look a bit like a female version of Drogba Ha! Nice one though really proud of her, well its expected from an ex-Malabress-they rock

The only quality i need is 4her 2ave big "KAKA" and im good 2go

Bullshit! Thats why i can never, ever trust a woman, just not worth it

I am sorry 4 your lost,lost some as well, and i know what the feeling is like. Not need to go just make you pay your own respects on your own at the appointed time

Una think say na that kick and follow football were Milan wan play? Get your facts correctly, Rooney will be up against the best defender in the world and not all those foolish drones that they have as defenders in the goddam EPL!!!! FROZA MILAN for life just wait and see: final score Milan 3 ManU 1;return leg at Old country( oh sorry i mean Traffic ) will 2-1 in favour of Milan, wanna bet

K.c use your church mind and don't make a mistake; less u become a king's fools fool

And that's it for the judge another unsolved murder goes the same way that most murder case go(all talk, no action). This country is certainly in dire straits, so sad, really sad

german007,Xavier nice1:;liked the professional approach to your transaction,here wishing you both happy sales8)

Hiya,

This is meant to be a laid-back tread and 4 fun. Have you imagined what we all look like on NL? Taking into cognizance that we are all security conscious (with all the wackos about) and need to safe-guard our identity; why don't we post pics of people that share striking resemblance to us. Any kind of pic: could be a famous person or just your regular pic of an every day person. But like i said we all need to be sincere to make this work, people say i look a bit like 2PAC (rest in peace) and this pic is the one i personally feel i share some facial similarities with him , how about you

well like the yanks say: yak,yak,yakidi yak,don't come back, yuck!

Why not try the new Yar'adua spray? I heard it makes roaches&rodents go "missing in action" snipe!