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RomanceRe: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by Mimzyy(op): 12:33pm On Apr 08, 2018
naturalwaves:
micro? Do you know what micro is? I doubt if more than 3% of Nigerian men have such thing as a micro penis. Moreover, don't let us change the narrative. For those with a micro penis, there is nothing to be ashamed of and there is no ego to be deflated. They met it like that and no need to be ashamed. Telling someone he has a micro penis makes no sense. It makes no sense not because of the ego thing but because that's not within his capacity. Same thing goes for ladies with no booty, no breast, nothing. That's what nature gave to them. This does not also mean that people aren't entitled to their preferences. I may like well rounded ladies for example but it will be senseless of me to mock less endowed ones or point it out to them. However, the same cannot be said of slacked viginals. Nature does not give anyone a slacked virginal. Lifestyle basically does even though other factors can come into play.
Cool.
RomanceRe: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by Mimzyy(op): 12:29pm On Apr 08, 2018
Mynd44 pls help o.

Derailers on the prowl.
RomanceRe: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by Mimzyy(op): 12:27pm On Apr 08, 2018
grin Interesting
RomanceRe: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by Mimzyy(op): 12:08pm On Apr 08, 2018
Very well said.

zicoraads:
These things are not in black and white. And the fact that those things stated are things that affect the boobs and the VJ, doesn't mean they are exclusive. There are also grey areas.

Agreed, a lot of men erroneously ascribe a saggy boobs and VJ to sexual activity alone, making it seem like sexual activity is not a factor is in my opinion, misleading.

Are those points listed by Bunmi valid points? Yes, they are.
Are some females blessed with natural saggy boobs? Yes, there are.
Does childbirth affect the VJ more than the penis? Yes, it does.

But...

Does multiple sexual activities also affect the tightness of the VJ, and the firmness of the boobs? Hell yes, it does.

As I said, there are grey areas. Women should not attempt to want to change the narrative.
RomanceRe: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by Mimzyy(op): 12:04pm On Apr 08, 2018
naturalwaves:
Cos they have been penetrated severally and can compare. Most descent girls don't even know what it means that a type of pen!s is too small or too big
Flawed, if a guy has a micro pen!$ then there's no way the girl isn't going to notice except she chooses not to voice out her observation in order not to deflate the guy's over boosted ego. Forget bout how decent or not a lady is, if a pen!$ is a micro size then satisfaction derivation is gonna be minimal or absent completely.
RomanceRe: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by Mimzyy(op): 12:02pm On Apr 08, 2018
HardMirror:
My comment is not about my sexual life. It is not about single mothers. I am stating facts with evidence. Pussy is affected by sexual activity and childbirth. That is all I am saying.
Yes, but it's not applicable to all women. Some vaginas are just naturally tight regardless of the number of joysticks they have paved way for.

Whether this is morally right is another topic on it's own entirely.
RomanceRe: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by Mimzyy(op): 11:54am On Apr 08, 2018
naturalwaves:
Why didn't you make proper research before making funny assumptions that if the vaginal can take a baby's head, it cannot be slackened by a penis?? Read medical journals and stop spewing hearsay. If you had made researches, you would have discovered that alot of hormonal changes occur during childbirth and there is a [s]special elasticity that comes to the vaginal during such. [/s]Why don't you try and stuff the head of a baby there right now and see if it will take it well?
There is nothing like special elasticity. The muscles relax during childbirth and this is caused by hormones, oxytocin majorly.

Oxytocin is also responsible for contractions and shrinking of the vagina walls back to it's normal size before delivery.

A baby's head is naturally meant to come out of the vagina and not inserted back into the vagina, that's dumb for anyone to even think of.
RomanceRe: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by Mimzyy(op): 11:38am On Apr 08, 2018
HardMirror:
you should knw how to handle guys better by now. U dey fall my hand
The boy is stupid ni.
RomanceRe: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by Mimzyy(op): 11:37am On Apr 08, 2018
HardMirror:
Do you assume I am not sexually active? You ladies had better stop trying to play on our intelligence. How can she claim giving birth has no effect on the tightness of the pussy? I have dated at least 4 single mothers. I know the difference. So pls save us some of this excuses. Love is more than sex and tight pussies that is what I hold on to, but the post about childbirth is absolute rubbish
Your sexual life is not anybody's business jare.

Again, the post is not bout single mothers.

Nobody's playing on anyone's intelligence, multiple childbirths can cause the vagina walls to slacken but this is not even applicable to all women.

Genetics play a major role in this too, while some vaginas will loose their elasticity after childbirth, some don't and this has nothing to do with the size of the baby at birth.
RomanceRe: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by Mimzyy(op): 11:27am On Apr 08, 2018
Jazzlite:
Aramide... seriously I don't want to engage you. Beat a retreat. Back out! Last warning.
Stop forming stupid familiarity, I dont know u outside d shores of NL and I don't wana. You sound like a broken guitar u know? Stop derailing the thread. If you have nothing meaningful to say then quietly f*ck off jare.
RomanceRe: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by Mimzyy(op): 11:07am On Apr 08, 2018
Jazzlite:
LOL since when do Kimberly holes cheat?...
I know the mere sight of my moniker gives u multiple orgasms. Keep it civil and stay out of my lane. This is your final warning boy.
RomanceRe: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by Mimzyy(op): 11:04am On Apr 08, 2018
Jazzlite:
You don't wanna engage me.... Not with your.... Don't let me talk. Just quietly appeal for solutions to your deprecated equipments!
Depreciated. You are welcome boy.

I wonder why u r so pained?

Life must be so hard for you. Depression is not healthy neither is aggression transfer. Why don't you exhale d negative vibes in you before it starts eating you up like the cankerworm that has buried itself deep in our society. That road you are plying ends up nowhere as you will end up shooting yourself in the leg, you dont wana go down that road with me.

Poor boy, come here and take a e-hug.
RomanceRe: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by Mimzyy(op): 11:00am On Apr 08, 2018
HardMirror:
another rubbish. How can it be tight? You think we are babies here?
If not for the fact that a practical will be tantamount to cheating... grin grin Keep arguing with your keyboard tongue
RomanceRe: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by Mimzyy(op): 10:55am On Apr 08, 2018
ceejayx:
mimzyy thank you for giving me multiple erections this morning I was getting worried why my rooster didn't crow today grin
I hope it's not on permanent attention grin
RomanceRe: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by Mimzyy(op): 10:52am On Apr 08, 2018
Ignore the dunce. He's just out to make trouble. Starve it of the attention it so much wants.


makydebbie:
Learn to mind your business, and if you don't have any reasonable thing to say, keep scrolling. You should be worried about being frustrated this early morning and not my situation.


Click on this link, and you're welcome.

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RomanceRe: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by Mimzyy(op): 10:51am On Apr 08, 2018
Spot on..

makydebbie:
Nice one. Even a woman who has given birth to three children will have a tight vagina. Your joystick cannot slack a vagina.

Guys that thinks excess fond!ing of the boobs can make your boobs saggy are brain dead. Some boobs are naturally humble, while some are aggressive.
RomanceRe: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by Mimzyy(op): 10:49am On Apr 08, 2018
HardMirror:
Madam mimzy.y grin
This is an important topic especially for we guys cos na we dey always complain -the irony.
Yes o smiley
RomanceOn Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by Mimzyy(op): 8:45am On Apr 08, 2018
LONG POST ALERT.

On saggy boobs and 'loose' Vaginas.

Let's discuss and enlighten ourselves on common misconceptions which society uses to stigmatise women.

SAGGY BOOBS AND LOOSE VAGINAS.

A few days ago, I watched a clip of a very brave and beautiful Nigerian girl, Chidera Eggerue, on our British TV here. She is campaigning to end the stigma associated with saggy boobs with her #SaggyBoobsMatter. She wore a blouse with a plunging neckline and no bra. And her boobs are not firm. And she is a young girl! She is taking control and confronting the stigma associated with saggy boobs. She has not birthed any baby and yet has very saggy boobs. She said she used to be ashamed of her boobs but has now decided to take control back. She will not be made to feel ashamed of something she has no control over. She has naturally saggy boobs! Simple!

Some women have boobs that are naturally saggy. From the onset, it has not been firm and it has got nothing to do with the amount of sex they have had. It is just their genetic make up. Also, pregnancy and breastfeeding can make boobs lose their firmness. The amount of sex a woman has had does not determine how perky or saggy her boobs get to be.

Now, to the issue of loose vaginas. There is also a common misconception that a woman's Vagina gets slack if she has had a lot of joysticks going through it. Errmmm... NO. The Vagina is very very elastic! What is a Penis compared to a human being? A whole human being! If a Vagina can slacken because of small Penis( yeah... small Penis. I don't care how big a Penis is, it is still small compared to a baby), how is it supposed to allow the exit of a whole human being?

This is the truth - a vagina loosens up when aroused in readiness for penetration. And after sex, it tightens up again. Each woman is different. While one woman might have a large Vagina, the next woman might have a small Vagina. It is just the genetic make up of each woman.

Now, listen up guys! YOUR PENIS IS NOT BIG ENOUGH TO SLACKEN OUR VAGINA!!!

If you have sex with a girl and you feel she is not tight, and you are sure that it is not your penis that is small, then, it is quite likely that the lady has a vagina that is big and that has nothing to do with the amount of Penis that has been in it. A man with a small Penis did not create his Penis. A woman with a big Vagina did not create her Vagina. Just as there is nothing wrong with a man having a small Penis, there is also nothing wrong in a woman having a big Vagina. The only problem, actually is those men who, knowing that they are the ones with a small Penis, try to slut shame a girl by saying she has a 'loose' Vagina or a man with a small Penis having zero pre-intimacy moves. That would be terrible!!!

A Vagina has no meter mbok. In the words of a friend, 'totoh no dey read meter'. You can NEVER know how many joysticks a vagina has had based on it's tightness. Stop stigamatising already! It is because of this stigma that some women lie about their number when asked. They say they have only had one lover and that is just to explain why there is no hymen to tear.

Heaven help that virgin with a big Vagina and who also did not bleed on the first intercourse (yes, not all women bleed on being disvirgined). If that lady was married to a typical misogynist man who is expecting blood and a tight Vagina...

Your Penis, no matter how big can NOT compare with a human being.

Your Penis, no matter how big, cannot slacken a Vagina.

The 3 things that can make boobs saggy and a Vagina 'loose' are:

Genetics

Motherhood

Ageing

Thank you!

#LeaveOurVaginasAlone

#Sex_cannot_slacken_a_vagina

#SaggyBoobsMatter

#IHaveRunOutOfHashtags

Ps... if you, as a lady wants to tighten your vagina, Kegels will do it for you. Just stop your urine mid flow whenever you go to pee. Once you know how to do that, you can do the exercise anywhere, I'm even doing it now as I'm typing this.

As written by Olu Bunmi on Facebook
RomanceRe: State Your Best Nairaland Thread of all time by Mimzyy(f): 8:40pm On Mar 27, 2018
SmellingAnus:
that name mim.zyy has half of my mumu password/button...
Lol.. how have you been ?
FamilyRe: Sack Letter A Month To Wedding/engagement(pix Attached) by Mimzyy(f): 7:08am On Dec 17, 2017
Olasmith10, it will do you a lot of good to ensure that you don’t fail to refund the money to zlatan as promised. Don’t think that this thread is dead. Many people are watching and patiently waiting for 25th. Please do the needful . Nobody sent me but I’ll personally take it up if you go back on your words.
Well done Dyt. Thank u love.
CrimeRe: Man Who Stole Gold Chain Disgraced (Photos, Video) by Mimzyy(f): 9:37pm On Nov 13, 2017
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RomanceRe: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by Mimzyy(f): 10:48pm On Nov 10, 2017
iykekelvins:
[color=#099999]I'm fine o. Hbu? [/color]
Been good..sleep tight
RomanceRe: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by Mimzyy(f): 10:47pm On Nov 10, 2017
RomanceRe: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by Mimzyy(f): 10:32am On Nov 10, 2017
iykekelvins:
[color=#099999]Anty mi smiley [/color]
Boo boo. Awayu
RomanceRe: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by Mimzyy(f): 9:28am On Nov 10, 2017
My nigga wink

FTrebirth:
i've told you many times to worry about the eczema and ringworm that are taking over your face and leave mimzy alone with her life.

i've always known you to be an attention seeking lunatic. nobody mailed you asking for anyone's home address...but i know it's just the right baloney to cook up to make yourself the centre of discussion on this thread.

leave that girl alone if you don't want trouble, mr soft orgasm. i've almost forgotten about your existence..


and your eczema too.

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