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He might be your egbon but I've got his mumu button on lock down

Azerbella:
Chai

But that's still my egbon ya talking about oh

Smellymouth:
Wee yhu keep kwayet..

Stubborn boy

Dinner is served, hot and spicy, just the way you like it.

Smellymouth:
Heyy!! Anty you can lie o.

We had a drink and proceeded to.....

Not to worry, I am not gonna spill the beans..

He is a yeye boy

Azerbella:
Hayu for real?

Kai, Egbon smellymouth.

That's how he stood me up last night at the bar...

Smellymouth:
Get dressed.. And pls don't keep me waiting!!!

Better late than never.

Happy birthday hun. God bless you greatly. cc lezz

SecondEva, where have you been bae.

Another one.

Well in my freshman year of high school I had a boyfriend that all the girls wanted. He was a 17 year old senior and he had the greatest body ever. I felt like I was the hottest girl in school.

We had been dating for like six months when his home life started to fall apart. Well my mom and dad loved the kid (almost as much as me), so they let him come and live with us. His first night at my house was a little hard on him so I decided to sleep on the floor in the front room while he slept on the couch. I thought that being in the same room with me would help.

Well I hadn't slept very well so I woke up at 5 o'clock and found him staring at me with the sexiest look I had ever seen. I couldn't help myself so I started getting him all hot for me. The next thing I know I am on the floor with no clothes on, having the best sex ever.

I was trying to be really quiet considering that we were in an open room with no doors to block my moaning. I was about six seconds away from climaxing when I heard the door to my parents room open. He didn't hear it so he kept going.

Before I knew it my mom was standing in the kitchen. I knew that in any moment she would turn the corner to find me and my boyfriend. So what did I do? I pushed him off of me just as he came all over my mother's $200 rug!!

He darted back onto the couch and had just stopped moving when my mother walked in. So there I was sprawled out butt naked on the floor lying in this puddle of cum. I felt myself turn a deep shade of red.

"What are you doing?!?" she kept yelling at me. When she finally paused I had just enough time to yell out "Nothing mother!!! I just got hot and needed some air!!"

At that time she ripped the covers off my boyfriend and found him naked too. I was so embarrassed that I didn't talk to my mom for the rest of the week.

Till this day threatens to tell my dad how she found me and my ex....

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Not completely related but what the heck



Ok, it was a casual friday night and my new boyfriend called me up and asked if we wanted to hang out..I was bored out my mind, so I jumped at the offer!

As i arrived at his, i was hoping we would be alone. I couldnt hear any trace of noise, so I guessed we were. He invited me in, gave me a kiss and then a sexy look which made me turned on and thinking that he was heading to something...He grabbed my hand and brought me downstairs covering my eyes and saying "i have a surprise for you, why dont you make yourself comfortable".

So i of course had a feeling what he meant. He then left the room to give me time and said he would be only five minutes.I began to take off my clothes knowing that i thought he wanted me to strip naked for him.Five minutes he called me to come out into the room next door to his room. I walked out all proud of my self and walked into the living room butt naked and saw three shocked faces looking upon my body. He didnt tell me the surprise was he wanted me to meet his parents!

What a horrible experience! From that day forward i kept my clothes on at all times unless I was ABSOLUTELY SURE we were alone!

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I do not trust you with ladies

MDCCCXXXII:
Please send my deepest regards to her when you call her. And em, it's platonic.

Laveda:
Compare both monikers.

That's not Maky

Relieved. Thanks. Will probably call her today.

Safiaa:
I don't understand. If you don't want to play, then leaving the thread is a click away. Make use of that button

Waoh MakyDebbie??

Same here...

I even had to put my phone on and off airplane mode to no avail.

lezz:
I honestly thought you were raped from the way you carried on.

Surely only a girl forced to lodge a prick in her pussy unwillingly will be able to reproduce your kind of bitterness.

It is well...

daylyt:
Oga marriage is not a do or die affair.

If ain't working, then you divorce...Though it's not that easy..

But life goes on..

Divorce? Just like that? Hmmk

Smellymouth:
As usual kor. As usurp ni.
I am good.. Court things jare. Lol.
I hpe you enjoyed your day? See you soon sha..

Waoh!!!!!!
Already?
Damn. I'll call u.

Smellymouth:
Lol.. Hawayu?

Oko abinuju ki i peye...

I dey. Mo gentle . As usual. And you?

You are naughty

AHCB:
Happy New month to everyone. May this month be full of trolling, dissing, cussing, revelation, naked_ boobs and of course, my personal favourite, fucking_.

Cc:
Obontami
Lezz
Ftboy
Tsom
Postmann
Bumbae1
Laveda
Ishilove
Creamish *big hug.
Mimzyy. Muah. *kisses down below.
Makydebbie.
Mhisbliss

And to all my e-enemies, haters and losers, You guys need to get a life, like seriously.

AHCB:
How come you've never called me honey, talkless of blowing me a kiss?

You're wearing a new robe . Maybe if you will stop shedding your skin all the time

Lsofdk:
[color=teal]Amen bro, wishing you a happy new month too, more blessings, good health to you this month and always.

I wonder how i for take get this mention but such blessing no fit dodge me

Happy new month to Lezz, Mimzyy, Obiorathesubtle, jacksparrow127, Lawlahdey[/color]

Happy New month hunnie

Refiner
ALAGA1(stubborn boy)
toks2008
Thanks guys, happy New month

Nice. What matters is the happily ever after...

Got the invite. Couldn't be bothered.

dominique:
That's not her official handle.

Try Sebamed Anti stretch mark cream.

Intrepid01:
On Whatsapp actually

Def.

Intrepid01:
Hmmm na so...I'm good but could be better with you in contact.

Ha lol. I'll chat u up later OK.

Intrepid01:
Beauty wassup...I'm good....you just forget this guy like that ...na wa o

Haba, not like that na. We've both been busy. Hope your good though?

Intrepid01:
Lol...one day he'll look back at this and wish he did better....

BTW ...the guy black like me.

Hey you. Howdy?

I'll not be surprised if I see pre wedding pics of Ishilove and hard mirror in the near future .
You both are my gee so kiss and make up already jor

Toks2008 i appreciate this. Thank you.

daylyt:
Hian!

Gobe..

Which kain gobe na