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5. Don’t make the mistake of calling his siblings by name! Even his 5 year old sibling is OLDER THAN YOU!

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If you don’t want her to slap you, respect yourself.

4. You must call your mother-in-law ‘mommy’, nothing else!

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Because she has blessed you with her son. She is a God to you!

3. Don’t forget to greet his siblings, uncles, aunts, neighbours, cousins, friends….. you get the gist!

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Including the house girl and gateman.

2. Run to greet his mother in her house everyday like:

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No need to bath sef, just carry yourself there.

Satire! Satire! Satire! Please and thank you!

1. First of all, your work starts immediately the boy starts toasting you.


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You have to tender your CV and Cover letter to his mother!

Source: Zikoko.com

Is it by force to put on heels. Hian. Who sent you. If you see me and you don't like me in my flats, swerveeee.

I can relate with some though. Nice one Op

What goes around comes around. It's bad enough that you cheated on her, you decided to make her feel worse by throwing it to her face. Some men are very wicked sha. Hissssssss. Pashan ti a fi na iyaile....

Viking007:
Anybody watching the match live? Any possibility of any team scoring a single goal? Lemme stake my house rent on over 0.5 goals.

HardMirror:
Yes,
4evergod
Winner01
Kingebukablog
Kingebukawhatever
Honourhim
Are all one person.

In fact there are only 3 registered christians on nairaland, all the christian account belongs to this 3 people. Each has about 50 accounts.

Haba hyperbole

HardMirror:
It's time to start investing in ICT. People don't see ICT as business here that is the problem.

Maybe they do and they lack funds to birth their ideas?

Seal7, na me and you today

http://www.blogos.org/theologyapologetics/detecting-false-prophets2.php

Seal7:
I dunno why You're mentioning S.eun, he doesn't believe in anything.

All the points You listed above doesn't prove anything Madam. Just propaganda after propaganda.

That some unscrupulous members/church workers choose to exploit some gullible visitors doesn't make him fake.

He does NOT stage any miracle(s) I'm just laughing here. Not really in the mood for any religious argument. So I will just say- To each his own.

I didn't mention him based on his stance on religion/God.

If you say that all of these is propaganda, i must tell you that even if the truth is shoved right in your face, you will play blind! Abeg i can't shout.

Seal7:
The link/video above is just some BS propaganda with no verifiable proof whatsoever. Of course there are fake miracles/prophets, but to say TB Joshua is fake? Thats just ridiculous.

Why didn't you quote me or give me a mention? Thank God i came back to the thread.

Back to the thread..

Trust me, you do not wana argue with me as regards TB, He is fake ohhhh plssssssss .

A man that sells anointing water?

A man that stages miracles?

A man that sells entry tickets to his church?

A man that tells sick people to drink holy water and they will be healed thereby killing thousands indirectly??

Seal, please do not go there. Talk about another person!!!



Seun you see why i did not want to say anything?

NgcoboP:
hmmm can imagine

Lolz

HardMirror:
Nairaland is about 10 years old and has only 1.6million members. Of which several accounts are dormant. Several people own multiple accounts.
So real active members can't be more than 400,000 of which daily active members would be far lesser than this. Maybe 100,000 at most. But yes millions of unregistered visitors visit the forum. True, but it is poorly optimized.

Think abt this.

While we rest on our oars, mark and his likes would come and dominate the cyberspace.

hmmmm... true

What's the way forward?

Seun:
Please say it. People need to be protected.

See this link


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDXmDF4k7nE

and this

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2014/09/real-t-b-joshuas-miracles/

Has anyone been to The Synagogue at Ikotun? Can't say much lest His members come for my head.

MidasTouche01:
No pwoblem, how have u been?

Good and you? How's every?

If it's by lingerie, i'm sure every lady will not mind having 3 dozens. Abegi

I have a phobia for lengthy posts Summary please!

Hmmmm, now i understand. She automatically has to endure too. I wish her well on her endurance journey

Dyt:
I didn't see this


Ishilove
Mimz.yy
Did you see this?

mrLhanray:
You must be very good at analysing cogent points. You should come share a cup of coffee with me...
Regarding this OP's issue, she was brave to tell him she loves him, but greedy to cunningly try to snatch him. The guy only enjoyed uninterrupted free punany(only few guys will reject it anyway). I dont know anything about marriage, cos I've never been married, but i think the guy neither loves you as a lover nor wife.
Never mix business with pleasure. I'm sure you had suitors, but your greediness led you to this.
You can be a PHD holder, if a guy is in love with an SSCE holder. he may find it difficult to leave her. You felt you can use your qualification to lure him? no, it does not work that way for guys. We all know what we want. He will be unhappy if you guys eventually marry, you know what that mean. But anything can happen, when you give birth, it gives joy to men...

I do not mind @ the emboldened. Lol