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dmcdad: Dont forget you posted it on some other thread... Have you forgotten so easily

If you read it properly then you would realise I also said I was expecting 11 others

fluid26: Methinks you is a good gial! Perhaps a v.

Hahahahaha Amen brother !

fluid26: na wa o! Drama! Me thinks the OP aint as bad as she's trying so hard to portray..

Ahahaha you're right I'm worse
So how do you think I really am then?

drnoel: thats the attitude that would get u into that old desperation categori cos all those guys flocking around u will melt away once ur younger sisters start developing breasts and ass...olushi

Olori buruko if only you could see me, you would eat your words and yes! I am a very naughty Biatch .He-goat!

dmcdad: Ehya... No more valentine gift...

Ahahah for who? Cos if you mean me then that's false

preety jay: my fiance has said so many nice things to me...buh d one i luv most is saying dat "LOVING ME IS A MUST" cus i deserve to b luved n cherished

Awww that is soooo cute

What would you guys like as a gift, I'm not good with vals gifts for men

Marriage proposal

The official countdown has begun to the day many babies shall be created

15 DAYS!!!!

Idowuogbo: Abirun, olobo wide! I can bet my ceiling fan d guy dumped ya azZ cus he go tired of having to always insert his full fist along wiv hin rod to fit dat infected pit of urs dat shares d same width wiv Mj's swimming pool.

It was fun while it lasted.Grow up!

[quote author=n.oxide]have you ever your father do such a thing? you won't listen now, he won't![/quote]Men are different just cos ur one of the bad specimen don't mean her man is too

apache77: Asshewo kobo kobo..we all knew he was gon dump u. How cumm u r just knowin? Dat its over.u r a whorre is bad enough, dat u r wet behind d ears is even worse. Almost 70 responses and not one person has reasoned wit u.. Worse days ahead for u in d hands of men. Akunna

This is why you will never have a gf, for your information I dumped him and please explain to me how I'm a LovePeddler u he-goat! If na curse back to sender I have another man who knows how to be a man so no! Better days are in fact ahead of me and you are one day closer to death!

Idowuogbo: Ashana, honestly... Wots d circumference of dat canal u call vag!na.

Divide by the circumference of yours ewoo oloshi

kmcutez: Na wa for this babe o!!. @op's boyfriend should be the luckiest guy right now for escaping her.

All we need now is for the guys that deserve this babe to be catapulted into her life. Lol.

Honestly don't even have a response for a waste of space like yourself

Acidosis: lol... na Ghana cedis ooo....

Na dollars I want o if not no show

GideonG: I met her facebook and she really looks like my future partner, I will set my eyes on her on Val
for the very first time for over a year we've been communicating.

I am in Lagos and she is studying in Nassarawa state university... I will land in Abuja on vals
day early in the morning and book a hotel at Gwarinpa, then I will relax in my hotel room get high
on some little drink(Baileys) do some push-ups and make my chest come out to appear very fitted!(I am tall , dark, and athletic)
Then I will go to Nassarawa state university in Keffi to see her and present my Val gifts to her
and discuss one or two things most especially how she can come and meet me for a candle light dinner
in Abuja from there I will take her to my hotel room and we will pop a bottle of martini rose'
together and be very comfortable with each other since it's the first day we are seeing each other,
at the hotel I will proof to her that I can actually be the most romantic person she has ever met...
I will pour champagne on her and lick her from up to down till she cry... we will cuddle and romance and....fast forward
to the next day Friday, we will spend it in the hotel room throughout and go out at night and probably
end up in the club then back to my hotel room...My room expires by 12pm on Friday I move out to start
coming back to Lagos. I love this girl die!

I just bought her the sexiest female fragrance(Euphoria by Calvin Klein) this evening and I will seduce her
with my Acqua di Gio perfume by Georgia Amani which is also the sexiest perfume for men. I am going to
completely sweep her off her feet with my Val gifts which include rose flower, assorted wines, big white towel,
sexy lingerie, cards, chocolates, sleek make-up kits and of course my favourite which is the fragrance...

Ah ah!!! See essay for on top vals day only o chaii , u for go write book na

For those of you that need valentines gift ideas, guys and girl alike . Feel free to message the love doctor aka me and don't forget to include your budget o

Ahh I'm ready o let's tango,and by foreign notes I hope say no be Zimbabwe money o

For those of you that followed this topic, you will be happy to know we broke up, good riddance to bad rubbish

xcitedjay: You're so shallow. And you'd be wondering why guys frequently f*ck and dump your behind like α used sanitary pad.

Ahhhh babes u cannot accept this na,look at the idio.t insulting your life?

One of my male friends just gave me the ultimate wash of the century, eyes like an angel,tits like a goddess, face like a queen ,laughter like the sweetest melody,I can't even remember the rest ,just found myself waking up in his bed

Acidosis: hahha.... u no like me sha... 3rd? as in 3rd??

But wait o...! whats with da spot?

Ahh u be top 3 na,u go collect medal , 3 is my lucky number so all my 3's must always impress and outperform ie omo baba olowo,get ready to splash

Acidosis: can I be ur 2nd val, ?

You can replace boyfriend no 3 and be my no 3 val, but be warned that spot no easy o.high position comes with great responsibility

Acidosis: intellingence @ work!!

Do u have a val?

Ah fine babe like me without val, ko poss na

Acidosis: hmmn.. **nodding my head**

Buh what would be my ROI (Return on investment) ?

An investment is a risk taken where the outcome is unknown and could lead to a profit or loss so until you take the bold step and invest you will never know

Acidosis: oh thanks .. can I waste my money on ya?

Haha feel free but I wouldn't call it wasting your money ,I would say u are investing it

Acidosis: Pls what is valentine..?

Hahaha thank God you're not my boyfriend you would have been in big trouble,valentines day is the day to spend all your money on your girl

Orikinla: Presently I don't know what to get her until I ask her what she would like.
She likes belly chains.

Get her a gold/silver necklace with a heart pendant, I know I would appreciate that

Ahhh this vals will not kill me o so because of this day na my boyfriend no 3 just call me now to tell me he thinks we should go on break of the relationship dat he needs time to analyse himself hmmmm naija men sha atleast I have 11 others so it's all good sha, ladies better have backup o don't say I no warn you

stpat1: Ahhhhhhh Now I understand better, with a temper, ideology and sarcasm as this I wonder if the guys have the option of treating u any better.

I don't think u need a seer to tell u who's the problem.

U are! Clearly

2blunt: Op. R u a learner?

Na u be learner

chux4liv: No wonder ... Naa cybercafe u dey work... Is that the only thing you know in I.T "RAM"?... Oya say the full meaning. Prof. Bil Gate.

Ah trouble o , u sef u know the meaning?