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mikaylah1:
Right so I have this bf right?
He won't kiss me after I spit/swallow because "it's like eating your own cum but I just did.
Is this a stigma for guys or is he just a mysoginistic ass

I dont understand it, I pleasure him and he enjoys it but avoids my entire face the whole time until I clean up, whats the deal yo?! I need your opinions! Naija guys are just disrespectful in my opinion

Its true o ma sistah, I no know wetin dey do all these our men. Maybe we need to go on strike. dey wee just b avoiding us liek plague *yimu*
on side note dope ass song you posted. Who e be?

5C069490 Might as well join the fun

[quote author=Riichyy post=43315002][/quote]Something like that

kimnicki:
buhari and osinbanjo sef

I dont understand you dear?

kurupt1:
Are u a dog?ur pvssy no dey pain u?

Hisssss, please where are the sensible, matured nlanders

Sexxkillz:
[color=#000030]Your opening post is best described as hogwash. Like I said earlier(if you missed it), kill. . . Your. . . Self. [/color]

You first nigga

olac21:
What services?for you to just open your legs?omo e get as e be o

Loving him and treating him like the king he is

Sexxkillz:
[color=#000030]Kill yourself. [/color]

Sometimes when you have nothing constructive to say, its best to stay silent

NemzySeries:
100k for GF relationship allowance?...... great idea 4 u & ur manfwend bkos I no boifwend no fit handle dat kind taste but on ma own part I can't & I wunt even if I av d means to...y? reasons bin dat once a woman or pple get used to a constant supply of a particular tin & derz a cut dwn in d supply, it bkoms a bigger problem to adjust & we all kw sum women dunt go well wit such so i'll rada meet up wit all demands necessary xpenses weneva dey appear & I bliv whichever woman I happen to settle dwn wit eida as a GF, fiancee or wife wud definitely understand as I carry her along

When you truly find someone you truly love, you will do all within your power to make them happy including showering them with monetary gifts, thats my situation I think its about time he increases it sef

modelmike7:
Interesting.

Is that all you have to say

ThreeGEEKS:
See your head, are you married to the guy? Has he even given you an engagement ring? Why compare your situation to that of a married couple?
My advice to you is this, face your work of enjoying your BFs money and stop worrying about me or if others are getting the same treatment as you.

You dont need a prophet to tell you relationships that are going to lead to marriage, those married couples, did they not court first before marriage? Charity begins at home, what he does in courting, he does in marriage

See this thread is not made for YOU, kindly step out of your egoistic self and leave peacefully if you have nothing sensible to contribute regarding the topic

northvietnam:
That means u b Domestic Olo.............), another version of Pay as u go..
nah joke Ooooo........ Smilesssssssssss.

Na u sabi, he loves me and does all he can to make me happy including giving me allowance. I don't need to sleep around with 'sugar mummies' like some men on here

na joke oooo

Melahou:
Pays you well as a call girl or as his play toy

As all duties of a girlfriend

ThreeGEEKS:
A girl who needs her BF to pay her for her service is not a GF to the boy but a common call girl. An Ashi, a prostitute not girlfriend. Don't confuse the two, they're not the same thing. Good luck with your business.

Was just waiting for some geek to come say something as silly as this. Does your father not pay your mother allowance? Does that make her a 'business' woman? Stupid idiots on nairaland smdh

I find it funny you people think Im lying. I mean seriously how much really is common 100k? Y'all must be broke ass niggas ooo

Ok here we go,

I am going to open up about some aspects of my life, some quite shocking, some amusing maybe but please dont judge me I am totally confused when it comes to relationships in my life as I have dated about 23 guys so far and counting and Ive had flings with a couple of women but never anything serious.

Right now, I am in a serious relationship with a hausa man,he is 33 and I am ibo, somewhere in my tweenies . He really loves me with his all and I used to feel the same way too up on till about a week ago when my ex stepped back into my life, a white man . I have been having sexual contact with this man almost everyday but i think my fiance is unaware but suspicious.

To add to the mix, I have a very wild female friend, and by wild, I mean she has no issues with male and female sexual relationships. She has a couple of boyfriends, nothing serious though and she really wants me in that kinda way, yes . Dont get me wrong, I feel the same for her too but I dont know what to do with my life. Danjuma, my husband to be, Sam, my ex lover who knows how to treat me right and spoil me and now Cynthia, my secret desire that loads me up with aphroD.

HELP ME, I dont know what to do

ccvizzle:
U can lie oh 100k? Shay ur bf na oil company ni?

No be lie o my brother, he pays me well for my services

Hahhaha As a certified Imo gal, all these things and moreeeee. Then we can start talking about wedding in Parissss

When BAE aint performing his full duties, we always have a backup niggaa raw

If he aint back by 7pm, he best believe I'm coming to get him wherever the f he is no time to waste time

Certified olosho virgin president signing register:Present sir!

Allo Allo nairalanders, so this topic been dey disturb me tey tey. The other day I was with one of my gals and we were talking about allowances in relationships, biko is this not normal because she told me she does not get neither does she expect money from her boo. As for me, I was totallly shook as in, naija boys you suppose pay us for our duties na. Me i get at least 100k monthly from bae. Oya people talk your own for this tori ooo, I dey wait una xoxo

tooltip:
please I need you to finish "that" story.......do you have a blog or an online publishing medium?....how can I get in touch It's really important

I just sent you a PM

Thanks

Cheers.

MrCork:
....change yorrr sagrakomastalick imature atitude an I will find you man on nairaland!

in case you missed the memo, im not interested in men

[quote author=MrCork post=43018454][/quote]from ice-cream to ostrich yeah? its 2016, thought you'd have given up on your satirical attitude.

MrCork:
...^^^^dyammmm..this one will be one of my baby mama...she looooklike ice cream!

Please find yourself the nearest psychiatric hospital and get yourself a permanent abode

odimbannamdi:
So i was invited to a job aptitude test in Surulere 2days ago. 3 questions caught my attention. Even though i was quite sure of the answers i provided, i still want to ask guys here for their perusal on them


Here they are:

1. A glove and cup both cost 110naira. The cost of the glove is 100times more than that of the cup. How much is the cup?

2. If it takes 10 machines 10minutes to make 10doughnuts, how long will it take 100machines to make 100doughnuts?

3. A man wants to venture into business so he buys a dozen eggs for 5naira and sells them for 3naira. From his calculation, if he sells 20eggs daily, in 1year he will be a millionaire. And his calculation is correct. How is that possible?

Firstly, I'll ask you this. How long were you given to answer these questions? If it was a relatively short period of time as opposed to an assessment type interview with pen and paper then I believe these questions are based on pure logic.

1. The cup costs 110naira, this was already stated in the first sentence, ability to retain info. The second part is just to throw one off a bit, to those saying 1.1 unit, I disagree because the cup needs to have monetary value and unit just doesn't count.

2.Still gonna take 10 minutes, still the same machines working and their timing is not gonna change as they are only functioned to make anything for 10 minutes so even if you had 1mill of them, still gonna take 10minutes as long as the number of doughnuts and machines are proportionally equal in all contexts.

3.It is possible because in this context, there are more than 365days in his year. Shikena

My opinion

Interviewing job candidates requires more than checking to see if they meet the minimum qualifications. You must identify the type of person each interviewee is to ensure your final choice is the best pick. Failing to pick the right person might lead to problems down the line, so use the interview to unveil the true personality of an interviewee.

Talkative

A willingness to bare all is, in principle, a good thing. You want a job candidate to give comprehensive answers so you can make an informed decision. But if an interviewee chatters incessantly, rarely sticking to the topic at hand, insist on direct answers to determine whether the interviewee is displaying an inability to focus or is just nervous.

Cagey

A cagey job applicant resists scrutiny by offering vague responses and by deflecting questions. Reticence likely derives from wanting to make a good impression, but your job is to bring relevant information to light, so press hard to see if the interviewee is hiding something.

Exaggeratory

A lack of experience might disqualify an interviewee, so examine applications and resumes closely for exaggerations. Ask follow-up questions to ensure candidates haven’t misrepresented their experiences and abilities.

Blame Shifter

Be wary of interviewees who constantly blame others for their troubles. For example, if an interviewee claims a firing was due to a manager’s bad attitude, call the former place of employment to get the other side of the story. The interviewee might be unwilling to take responsibility for mistakes, which doesn’t bode well for her future performance.

Obsequious

A desire to impress the interviewer is natural, but don’t be fooled by calculated compliancy. If an interviewee seems to be saying only what you want to hear, dig a little deeper with your questions to determine if the candidate is hiding her true feelings.

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People Person

Interpersonal skills are vital for success in most jobs, so interviewees who easily engage in conversation and speak clearly and succinctly will function well within any organization.

Confident

A confident interviewee is not afraid of new challenges, but neither is she arrogant. She looks you in the eye, answers questions forthrightly and maintains a relaxed demeanor even under scrutiny.

Detail-Oriented

Depending on the job in question, you might want a candidate who can follow rules to the letter, maintain fastidious records and display impeccable organizational skills. The interviewee’s resume and references should be the first places you look for evidence of these characteristics, but visual cues — such as professional dress and good hygiene — might bolster your analysis.

Analytical

An interviewee with analytical skills strategically and thoughtfully responds to problems. Some interviewers test for these skills by asking extremely difficult questions, not because they want the correct answer, but because they want to see how interviewees approach tough or unexpected situations.

Flexible

If the job requires a flexible free thinker, look for an interviewee that displays an ability to think on her feet. A flexible interviewee finds creative solutions to problems, so use hypothetical scenarios to determine whether an interviewee thinks fast under pressure.



HOW HARD WAS THAT OP??

Hey guys, been a min.
Ok here's the deal, been dating this guy for almost a year. On and off, he has been in contact with various girls but I always manage to forgive him since I have no proof he has physically cheated.

I love him very much but until recent, I have become very suspicious he is upto no good. He deletes all his messages and phone logs and to top it up, our relationship has just moved to long distance. What do I do? And what is the best way to break up? I cannot feel like I am competing for my mans attention. Thanks guys xoxo

TrollMan:
Stick to broken English. Okay, about the topic, it isn't always easy to make a wife outta that kinda girls. You need to change her, you can't expect her to change herself into a wife material. Or whatever you call it.

No one can be changed, it is just a lie told to make the other partner feel better. Op, I advise you to either accept her as she is or you move on

From what I understood from her, I don't think she is being wicked or went out of her way to hurt anyone; it just so happened that she loves this new guy more and he provides for her in more ways than her boyfriend and I'm not talking about money I'll try to convince her to open up to him and tell him but I know this would be very hard cos according to her, she doesn't think he'll take it well. Also, speaking for her, I don't think karma is relevant in this scenario as some suggested because sometimes, you can't help who you fall in love with. It wasn't planned by her. Thanks for the contributions so far

If someone you loved was to inevitably break up with you and if you had the choice before hand, how would you like it to be done? I was discussing with my friend as she is currently dating someone but started seeing a new man recently and she was thinking of breaking up with her bf without hurting him, my opinion was for her to be honest with him but she said she would rather not tell him the true reasons so as not to hurt him further. What are your thoughts?