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born2fuck: why won't I show, if matter concern ashawo, I can fight with my last blood. Enough of nairaland girls are doing E-ashawo on badoo. I also have their numbers with me, they come here pretending they are saint.... Mchewww

Do you have my number?

born2fuck: visit thread for list of ashawo joint

https://www.nairaland.com/1290971/list-out-ashawo-joints-states

I have enough list in my brain if you want to Bleep within Lagos

Do you have a list for male ashies?

Well this thread gives me slight confidence as I'm currently older than my boyfriend even though I thought id never date an older guy.

He is 19 but he acts so mature and to be honest he's better in every way than all my previous boyfriends who were older than me. Now I just have this attraction to younger men because of him

chidi2pus: Maybe for etisalat 15mb to power up the techno phone,she will

What are you you saying? That's too much na, just buy me 100naira credit and we are good to go

chimajii: ^^ well i dnt knw bout that...bt If U're a gay..then U better kip ur faggotfulNess at hme and come very Professional...U dnt wanna get PUNCHED In d face for staring at sum1 U dnt knw what time it is for Him....

Hahaha I can only imagine

chimajii: Just to let d OP knw...i knw sum persons wud sey...eh for gym everybody dey look each other schlong no be anything.....it'd interest U to knw....there r gym rules.....

fEW relating to ds Topic...

1. If u're showering and u feel d need to discuss...at all tyms U must maintain eye contact wit d person U're hvin d convo with...no tym shud ur eyes wander.

2. U dnt walk around d gym naked..nor are U allowed 2 even sey...make i jst naked after all see where d bathroom dey ei no far....

3. If u come n2 where every1 is supposed 2 shower...cos it's shower heads that's been used and it aint partitioned...u're nt allowed to use d next shower head close to me...U gotta live one shower head free...and make use of d nxt...

WOW! I'm guessing your gym says no gay people allowed too, see rules

[quote author=Donalð Genes]Francababy and MissIndependent, I thought you both were long sleeping right?, Is your Boyfriends not lying close to you girls?[/quote]My boyfriend is in another city

Strauskhan1: I give up!

I have that effect on men

chimajii: ^^ I don't...if anything Ppu r always tryin 2 check my shii out...because am quite ripped*cos i gym*...and for sum reason they end Up Knwing That am 'Packin Major Heat'....

S/N: u knw there is a common notion dat guys who gym alot + those who are into body building e.t.c always end Up hvin small schlong....In mah case...It's different..

Hmmm seeing is believing

solihu: On a second thought, just free the guy.

I have nothing against him except some guys that feel they can insult the entire female race and get away with it is not something I will condone.

He needs to be put in his place and any others that join this stupidity of insulting and generalising females. We are a diverse, intelligent species. Show some gaddamn respect!

[quote author=fresh_dude]Yup, yo do that when you're still juvenile, then it means nothing, it's just a dick that all ytour friends have. The only other time you might check it out is when you intimate spaced like a bath space at work or dormitory.
Other than that, you keep your eyes to yourself and mind your damn business, don't be looking at my package when we're peeing. That $hit's gay.[/quote]If I was a guy and it happened to me and I happened to be ginormous, I won't find it gay, I would rather feel complimented deep down even though I may never admit

rapmike: Yeye gal.


I stil rememba ss1 4 boarding house, we were bathing (na public and open bath) and i saw dis guy's koboko. Chai, i almost shoutd. Na dis same boy wey we finish js3 2geda get dis? It was big and long. No be smal lack of self-esteem catch me.

Hahahahaha I love your honesty, did the guy catch you staring? If he did he probably felt really good inside. Was it short and thick like agama lizard or opposite like anaconda?

pasqal09: Any dude that's stares at my packages more than he's supposed to will be asking for my trouble.

Hahaha what will happen? And how will you prove it?

chimajii: ^^ some guys who are really goofy do it 2 dia frnds...more often than not..In real world setting.....it may not be when they go to Pee...It cud jst be one person going to pee and mayb ando fella bumps n2 U...or is doing sumtin else and for sum reason He sees his frnds schlong..he wud say ' oboy ur Prick big O/oboy Ur prick small O'...bt am nt sure they go to pee then start comparing their shii...sumtyms both cud go pee the same tym and my above comment cud be said...

s/N: lamar Odom and Rob kardashian do compare dia shii..and it's nt when they go to pee...they dnt see it as a big deal...they like brothers...

Noted
So now the question is do YOU do it

Dr2great: i have mark u. I will personally monitor u everywhere here on nairaland.,no matter the years and time it will take,i will investigate u..Ur handle is mindependence.,i wonder if ur toto is independence frm different old pricks or depend on those pricks for survival

Abeg my handle is not mindependence it's mindependent o!!! Ooh you've 'marked me' let me be scared of a 500level medical student that cannot easily copy someone's name

Abbey2sam: Are you this naïve ?

Call it what you please, to each his own

Strauskhan1: pls beg!! now

Lwtmb na by force? I go com beg pesin to compliment me?! Shoooo?

francababy: check your spam folder

What's your email?

solihu: Abeg! Abeg!! Nor try dat thing ooo! Ha make e no e fit wetin? Okay just let am fit enter woman even if u no go allow am comot am. Biko!

Na dat one we dey call magun, you wan make I give am?

francababy: U don check your email because i wan go sleep jare

I didn't see anything o

Strauskhan1: truss me, you need it!! especially frm someone like me soooo beg me now to reaffirm ur looks #iJoshy

Haha I laugh in Chinese

scribble: u are too sassy o. chei beat him at his own game. this is the kinda woman that is certainly not ashewo...even the handle is independent...

but babe seriously if Aliko Dangote or Lakshmi Mittal offered you an indecent proposal, $10 million and nobody needed to know, would u do the needful?

Nobody needs to know but there is one person that is omniknowest so look my name again and ask me that question and my answer is the same all day everyday! Hell no.

I have morals; also for those doubting Thomases that'd be like na lie, e never happen nas why she dey talk so. I've actually been offered a mill for se.x and I was offended to say the least

Strauskhan1: I stopped cos' u may be flattered ......

So flattering someone is a bad thing?
Suit yourself, I don't need reaffirmation of my looks from anyone anyway

iamteaser: Sure. Most guys do it but won't admit it. One of my awkward moments was when I was checking some guy's JT while peeing and he was doing the same thing, then...our eyes met. I was like Damn! Oloriburuku ni bobo yii sha!

Hahahahaha now this is the kind of response I was looking for, I gbadun you jo, chop knuckle. No mind all this guys wey dey form.
So what now happened after, did you continue looking?

Strauskhan1: u look like >>>>

Cat caught your tongue?

Dr2great: look at u.,u are now trying to sound funny,so that,i wil laugh and change my mind. Well, i forgive u.but baby,let's be truthful here,i know so many women are decent and not all women are bad or prostitutes.,but a lot,i mean 90% of these young girls is after what they can get frm a man. Now what do u call that? Be truthful

Oga no change topic come dey form civilized. Who dey joke or laugh with you? You dey fear?! Just don't mess with me for hia daz all

pasqal09: Guys think differently from the way girls do

Hmm, not in every way I don't think

[quote author=Gab-real]Lol.....Hell no!! i don't keep such guys as friends. btw @op, why u go ask dah kyn qweshion, abi u do check your girl friend's own? *juss askin*[/quote]No misunderstand me o, I mean maybe it's a stranger sef and you're next to each other, don't you feel the need to just take a peek down to see whose is bigger without them seeing you? Just to reaffirm your manliness if you happen to be bigger?
It's not as easy for girls, I assure you

ANAMBRA11: u re pretty, if actually u re d 1

Thank you but you just asked if it was me, I said yes and you felt the need to add if I was the one?! Please if you're giving compliment give otherwise say nothing.
Compliment followed by insult does not rock my boat

But we girls have fathers na?!
What makes you think we want all you small boys money?! What do you even have that you call money. Is it 10 million naira? Mschew

Dr2great: u are nobody,if u think because i don't know u on ground or i can't trace u.,let me tell u that i can invoke ur spirit and deal wit u.,if u like,use fake name,ur spirit is here on nairaland. Please don't make me go angry.,who are u? Do u know who i am? Don't let me go spiritual wit u

Look here small boy! I repeat you don't know who I am o, as I said earlier you don't know who Is who on here. If you think say you get power or jazz.

Make i tell you! Jazz pass jazz, no vex me otherwise I go cast one spell on you now now, you no go fit enter woman again. Stupid boy