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But why do you guys like acting like getting a small Christmas present for your girlfriend is a big issue?! It's Christmas for goodness sakes, a small Louis Vuitton handbag will not hurt you.

Anyway thank God I don't have a broke asss for a boyfriend.I shall be getting him a ps4, yes I know its not much. But it's the thought that counts

[quote author=I.cud.kill]And not a single fvckkiin like.
Damn!! Heartless nairalanders[/quote]Chai people are wicked o!
Oga, why u sef no like am?

blasterman: Or women are even worse ok lets us reverse the equation why are some women collecting money from men for sex. have u not seen this land is not for sale before therefore this tuto is not for sale too. Why r young gals doing aristos, so its takes two to play just that men are naturally more aggressinve than women

Well maybe if the men didn't offer it, the women will never see it as their right!
A woman will have se.x with you if she wants to whether you give her money or not.Fact!
Giving her money is just a bonus really

[quote author=Readone3.5L]Meeting Keh..
u b witch[/quote]Looool

ogugua88: My brother invited me to his place solely to get drunk since I never drink. I obliged him. By the end of the night, I was blasting Vic O and riding a bicycle backwards. Evri bori afta parri. True story.

Hahahahaha that must have been a hilarious sight, I'm sure Vic. O suddenly sounded like the jam of life at that moment

ireneidiva: I will marry him! I don't cook

And you're proud to come to a public forum to declare your failings as a woman?

[quote author=Readone3.5L]i do nau....buh not yet so wah r you up too[/quote]I'm just waiting for meeting time

Joliecoco: Men are dogs, they will sleep with these hookers why they have their beautiful wives at hone.

At this rate, I think dogs will even begin to disown them
At least dogs have limits

[quote author=Yoshi-Master]It's a good thing girls aren't like apples that go bad after a week, else we might have had to through them all away.

Everybody has baggage, admittedly though some are heavier than others and might need more capable hands to bear the weight, however, that doesn't stop one from seeking self improvement.

So if indeed they are spoilt as you claim, then I guess they'd have to be repaired.[/quote]If only everyone had your mindset

Joliecoco: There is this guy that likes me , and I have had lunch with him three times , so we had dinner last week ,and I offer to paid for the meal because I don't feel comfortable with him always paying . It was like I insulted the guy , he said why did i spoil good time we were having by offering to pay. He give a list for all the reason why he should pay . He said its was biblical that he pays because he made more money than me, He asked me out so he should pay, he the guy... He realized that I was upset & shocked by what was happening. He apologized and said that he know I mean well , but he will pay the bill because he is the guy , and he did. What are your opinions on this guy ? Huge ego ? Who should pay for dinner on a date?

Some men just have massively big egos and are too proud. I personally find it disgusting, even in times of need, they'll still be forming. Mschew

[quote author=Yoshi-Master]Well, I see black and grey, which are shades far far away from white.

As I said, I am no saint here, but a smoker for instance, can't justify a cigarette. The smoker only indulges in his/her "guilty" pleasure, its far from an innocent pleasure.

As far as money and women go though, its all good if she fits the bill, the bill here being my personal criteria for a good girl.

That's part of the reason I wake up and do what I do. When I have a family, It'll be the MAIN reason I wake up and do what I do.[/quote]Aww that's nice
But I just find it funny how all men want good girls when they've spoilt almost all the good girls

blasterman: chongi is the reason for phorking any ashawo kobo kobo , which is a very bad thing because asheawo na diease spreader and also give bad luck if you jam better jezebel. Truth talk is that some boys will nack any moving woman that has a pulse/ heartbeat. Also belevie that some guys have phork underage,dead bodi, person great grand motheror mad woman. some they Bleep doll

The real truth is that the dick has a brain or send chemical to brain that turn man into zombie for tuto. when the dick is satisfied (by releasing sperma/wet dream) it will release the main brain


So that is the reason y yansh dey back

This Is deeper than deep, in other words you're saying guys will literally se.x anything as long as they are satisfied, possibly
Even do themselves?! Didn't realise it was this deep?!
Hahahahaha end time things
Glad I'm female

[quote author=Readone3.5L]dont you sleep[/quote]Good observation, I don't actually
U nko?

Yomieluv: I don't drink,but know a guy that pee inside his fridge,then asking his wife,if she has fixed air conditioner in the toilet.

Hahaha that is so funny
Damn if I was his wife I'll be so upset especially if I kept nice soups in there

[quote author=Yoshi-Master]The justifications offered up by posters are funny, trying to blur the line between right and wrong.

I'm not being a JUDGE here, but my eyes can still tell the difference between white, black, and grey.[/quote]So what's Your opinion?

[quote author=don_J]. Funny enuf derz nufin lik dat...buh if u need a jigolo, u can send yuh one frm here (FCt) 2 ur location Asap


...the MOd that placed dz topic on fp, pray mek all dez threats in dz thread be empty 1z Ooºº ...

*Tnks my star 4 commenting wen d heat in d House z over, jejeously closes thread*[/quote]It's that time of the morn when all I can do is laugh
The pains of not having your bf or benefit friend around

waleadex: ....called my dad by his name " Moshood"

Please tell me that was followed by a slap that cleared your eyes

[quote author=Gab-real]Lol... dis girl go like dicck wella o *shines teeth*[/quote]Hahaha I'm a girl what do you expect me to like

jerrymania: i would bet my azzz that is not you in that profile. that is not you at all!

Ok

ebner70: Op, if na ur pic dey ur profile then Ȋ̝̊̅ must confess u also dey unkept and wt flat breast

Chei! Funny how having flat bosoms and flat ass is now an insult Nigerian men use

[quote author=Yoshi-Master]Okay I'm back, but just for you Miss Mindependent.

Boys can sniff sex from a couple threads away, so yeah nothing new. The justifications are kinda funny though, but to each their own (I guess).[/quote]What are the justifications, please enlighten me

born2fuck: you want me to email you...PM me jooh make we yarn...leave shakara

I meant fingers crossed you don't

[quote author=Readone3.5L] [/quote]Haha did you just make up a quite and reply with a smiley face?
Only in nairaland

zeelo2014: Definitely all women are not prostitutes,guys are just generalizing probably out of anger but any person that factors in material gain to have a fling/relationship with a person is a prostitute. Check the dictionary,simple. The moment u consider someone cos of his financial resources or the material gain u might get from him there's really no much difference between u & the lady on the road.

But guys consider material gain too na, are they pros too?

born2fuck: who knows if your number were among those on my Bleep schedule, time will tell.

Hmmm fingers crossed

[quote author=Readone3.5L]I start doing cray stuffs
lik hiting grls on d ass

drifiting my car
lik looking for my car key dts in my pocket
Buh i still remain in my senses i knw wah i do.....
lik d day i was talking to my car too start up widout d keys [/quote]Talking to your car?! Haha my friend that one is nearing madness o

belej2: I am slim and abit tall
I am down to earth,romantic and subservient.
I stay in lagos and I am ready to travel anywhere

My BB pin is 25D1549D
My Cell No is 08143146053

You're slim?! You tick most of the boxes already, I'll be your sugar mummy as long as you're not older than me
How old are you?

I know me when I'm drunk for example, I turn into a complete animal and do things I regret the morning after which is why I avoid my close male friends seeing me drunk so I don't ruin our friendship, so I was wondering if it's just me or others do crazy things too?

[quote author=Yoshi-Master]Why are there so many viewers in a prostitution thread?

Wait.... I'm here too! hmmm.

Okay, I'm leaving, bye![/quote]Funny how 99% of viewers are men