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GRIMM JOE: what u did was useless because u are ignorant first You'll need cryoprotectant and a freezer capable to holding a CONSTANT temperature of -80C liquid nitrogn. Home and industrial freezers not only don't go down that low, but also cycle to prevent ice build up but due to the unstability of light(NEPA wahala)take is to a sperm bank .
And i think its very bad since you didnt consult your lover but dont you know that sperm may contain sexuall transmited disease(STD)such as Aids.gonorea PHS which is deadly than aids.why did u think condom is created to extract sperm for storage?
Anyway if u have d money u can buy d proper device u need to store it dats if u have constant light in your area.

ITK!!! My question was not how to store sperm or lecture on all the trash you wrote.

Let me tell you, this is not my first time and it has worked before. This is Nigeria o, forget white man juju, we have our own.

Did I seek his permission before taking it? No. Did he seek my permission before sleeping with me? No.

You men get what you deserve and I don't need to ask for any permission since you're all dogs anyway

I don't understand why you guys are so against it, I'm not harming anybody

Princess Ella: Be sensible for once, young woman!!!!

How is this not sensible?! It's called planning for the future, get with it

GentleMimi: Looooool! Badt! Anyway,i dn't fink its all necessary when i gat the real deal....u know wat i'm saying?

Well lucky you, the ones of nowadays, it's hard to get the full package

dzeeny: Dry j0kɛ. . .try hardƐr *yawns*

Sleep dey catch you?
I don't remember this being in the jokes section

Sepp360: hahaha!... Don't mind me jawe, my bank account still has the red light glowing!..

At least you're honest

GentleMimi: Heehehehe! Guys don vex!
@ Mindependent,mbok give me the recipe..i gat plans too.

Ah Mimi, it's very simple o, first you need to wear him out, maybe put something in his drink.

For the best proven method, stress free. He should be wearing a condom. All you do is take it from the bin when he's sleeping, then pour it inside ice block bowl.

Then to use it, warm it up with your jane, it feels good too and voila you're the baby mama. Thank me later.

Note, don't try this with a broke ass ugly Nigerian man o otherwise to each his own

RedBenson: Click 'like' if u believe by stealing someone's sperm, the op is already a failure in 2014.

Likes does not put food on the table boy!

Just for the mere fact you follow me and post such shit like this proves you've been a failure since day 1 and looking for others to join your team .

Sorry hun I ain't a failure. I have the sperm of a millionaire

It always makes me sad to see a thread with 4000+ views and less than 10 comments. The struggle is real on this one. Rip

Sepp360: Rich, Cute, Sexy and handsome guys like us should be very careful ooo!....

You're rich? What's your number

Chylo: Excuse me? If you ever want a sexy baby? Dnt know if tis just me but dat sounds so wrong.

There's money in the business, you won't understand. It's called mating to get the best species for the Italians

IAMBREEZY: Maybe that's why i don't fucck bitches because they re fuccking disgusting any girl that steal my sperm amadioha will strike her into two pieces...

Well damn! Id be shocked to see a guy that fuccks female dogs or admits to doing so even. so I guess we on the same page

Jerrick: Lol....oya sorry Still remember the guy that wanna compliment u by force? *dats me* Should I go on?

Sorry I don't remember every tom jerrick and Harry that tries to get in my pants

Jerrick: You need to change ur poverty mentality! I'll help ya pretend you've got class #poka

Hahaha, if only you knew
In reality I could be your boss and you my driver but no one would even know. Nairaland dey break barriers sha. Nas why you get balls

Jerrick: S.m.H........ I don't blame you, I blame ur governor! See what lack of employment causes

You that now have job, wetin you dey do dey comment for here ehn?

runzlord: what is sperm?

Something that tastes like ice cream mixed with slimy slugs

Acidosis: more of pathetic loser

A follower of a 'pathetic loser' makes you what then?! An even more pathetic loser?

xynerise: Gosh! I blame Hisrib

What's hisrib?

[quote author=SIR KOL!]Well but if not 4 evil motives, wat do u want 2 use it for, Guys needs 2 be very careful sleeping around wif any gal o, many presently are destiny killers[/quote]I kept it in the freezer, he was sexy, so if I ever want a sexy baby I can use it and hook him too

Acidosis: If your mama stole your daddy's sper.m would you be online posting useless words today?

senseless kid...

Maybe if your father used a condom on that s.lut, you won't be here posting useless replies. Stupid boy

Thoughts, opinions?
Is this really a bad thing to do? I think not

NnamdiN: 24

Pathetic

[quote author=Afro-k]I bought my girlfriend a nice gift last year, she said she couldn't
find the words to thank me. So last week (dis year) i bought her a
dictionary but She broke up with me d next day. I no try?[/quote]You no try at all my brother, you lucky say na only break up, if na me I for break ya head join

Every girl is beautiful in their own way, opening a thread to say one is more beautiful than another is pure stupidity and objectifying of women. Rubbish!

NnamdiN: Nothing. I can't afford a partner right now. Maybe in 10years time.

How old are you now that you can't afford a partner?

tellwisdom: if I whozz u backhand eeh

Shut up! Am I lying? All you cheap boys mscheww

tellwisdom: Op, can your boyfriend afford 3square meal, let alone wrist watch??

Yes my boyfriend can afford it, because you're a broke a.ss don't mean all men are like you

xp17: I guess its still bed time wherever u re. Pls sleep n stop disturbing ppl with ur personal life. I got work to do now. Don't quote pls, if u do I'll tell D to go n die.


I'm. Just kidding jor, it been a long quit day for me, I just wanna say something nasty to a random person. Apologia dat d lot fell on u.

Lord is ur strength.

Lwkmd, I don see something for this nairaland o
Na by force to post on pesin topic?

xp17: is bible not giving and
What could worth much more?

What if she already has bible?

xp17: kilode. Buy her a bible, btw its Jesus birthday.

It's also the season of giving

With just a few days to go, what gifts are y'all expecting?. If your partner could see this, what would you want them to get you?

Mine is a diamond necklace with white gold and a rose gold Michael Kors watch


To all the clueless ones when it comes to gifts, I hope this thread can inspire you in what to get for your loved one

I know what you're thinking but its for a good cause, Merry Christmas Bella