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Beamborla:
Hmmmm

All in your pot

Guilty as usual

You can never carry last

Thou not in the blood of true ekitians but common trait in ado

Beamborla:
I agree not.
They may be good but certainly not the best.
I believe it all depend on individual and has nothing to do with the tribe of the person.

Modified

Ekiti girls are the best

Ok

Beamborla:
Lol...

Sweetheart, if I slap you, what will you do?

Which slap will you prefer to handover??
Choose one
TYPES OF SLAPS

1.TAKE AWAY SLAP:When someone
gives you a dirty slap and all you can do
is hold your face and walk away.
2.RESOUNDING SLAP:This is after you
are hit, you keep on hearing some
funny sounds in your brain like”wiiiiiiiii
ii”! And voices in your head will start
singing Christmas Carol.
3.FORMATTING SLAP:This is the slap
that makes someone forget instantly
what he or she was doing. You find
yourself asking questions like,”What
did I do?”
4.EXPLANATION SLAP:When someone
gives you this kind of slap, you find
yourself explaining the situation to the
nearest person on your own accord
e.g. Bros! Are you watching? I didn’t
do anything o!
5.FIXED DEPOSIT SLAP:When you
receive this kind of slap, all you will do
is just stand right where you are and
watch the person walk away with your
mouth opened widely.
6.RHETORICAL SLAP:The moment you
download this slap, you start asking
questions that don’t need reply.
Like,”John,YOU SLAPPED ME?!”
7.SWEET SLAP:This is the type of slap a
boy/girl gives you sweetly on your
cheek and whether it’s painful or not,
you
start blushing.
8.MATHEMATICAL SLAP:This simply
has to do with the physical
reconstruction of your face when given
to you; the length of your face will be
raised to power two, your eye socket
will calculate its circumference.
9.CHERUBIM AND SERAPHIM
SLAP:When you receive this slap (it
proves effective when it’s given to you
all of a sudden),you will be able to
combine and speak all sort of languages
same time like Spanish,Greek, Arabic,
Hindu, etc
10.COLOUR RIOT AND BIRDING
SLAP:You will start seeing different
colors
and your head will turn to a nest whilst
the birds will be flying all around you.
11.RETURN LEG/RECIPROCAL SLAP:It’s
the type of slap when someone slaps
you and you return the slap
immediately…
12.MILITARY/BOKO HARAM
SLAP:Once this slap lands on your face,
you will start urinating on your clothe.

I personally need kulyie to come and start her trekking biko

Where is she??

barcanista:
Why didn't he do it when he was a Member of Federal House of Representative? What impact did he make in his constituency in Kogi State as HoR member with the Millions that flowed to him for constituency project?

Abeg make him go siddon jare. All these APC people sef.

Ask hon.bankole to remind you of melaye aggressive fight for good democracy or you were in your USV(united state of your village) By then?

For the first time make I watch ball finish ennnn no come fit eat na dis bros coz am

Anyway Broz dis ma gift

missghost:
If I don't love him I would still say no

I have not heard neither have I seen of ghost falling in love.

So, no one should expect a YES from youMISSGHOST

Abeggi watin dis kain market u dey yan take totori me

Op d cleavage give u money?

By d way

Who e help

First realtime confession spirit

At least DEVIL will be like I'm acquitted this time

But anyway Mr. Devil don't rejoice yet the culprit has not state the type of spirit involved

hardywaltz:
Chuku Chuku Wife

GEJ don wack Belle full.

Watin chuku chuku mean

Teespice:
how you take know

were you there when the nackson was going on.

nackson?
Oya both of you explain yaself

Age no be seniority ooooo

Etisalat
Lafff in Swahili
D founder don forget im business teytey hoyel money don enter im eye cally ham go

freecocoa:
Mschew.

Dey there

Soon you go tell us your own storystory

The fear of GMB is the beginning of race for corrupt GEJ's group.

The no-nonsense GENERAL is back

Ekiti is not trading with nysc allowances for the first time
Mr coordinator

Why the delay. Ekiti Inec chairman said, nysc Ekiti state have been paid all the necessary allowances

Besides all none corps members that participated in the election in Ekiti have been paid. Why are you delaying corpers entitlement?

Parolee:
You are posting for the sake of posting. Nothing of value at all.

What is of value is to play animal country called south africa where others are seeing as cockroach. Africans has come of age not just yesterday

Fo.ols

So that they can extend their barbaric and animalistic sense of living to those who are not touched en?

Not only match na battleground
Xenophobia action over a week now SA police can't do anything it is when you crowd they'll perform.
I can there no single sense in the south africansafricans

solobenzo:
so wat am i suppose to do

Huge transfer so you can move like fast and furious actor to baba God and report the issue

Verovera:
Una no dey sleep?.

Meanwhile, when a senior pastor is having canine, scissors, touch your toe, spooning, one leg up, wheel barrow, etc with his wife, let's be sincere, where did he learnt them from?.

How do you know he's having such?

Opiosko:
The only thing this hunter is good at is speaking English.

cox he described the clueless government and he's corridors in entity I think.

I pray GMB still remain GMB so that he can fully act in his capacity as the no nonsense general for him to fulfill what PEJ was running from during her campaign in ondo and Ekiti state." that buhari will jailed Jonathan and his corruptible dogs if voted into power".

its time for jubilation NIGERIA IS FINALLY LIBERATED FROM SLAVERY CORRUPTIBLE POWER DRUNKARD"

will accept
enjoy the cake and
forget the "hate"


well

lemme ask
ormorlehwah maybe she can present this?

Ormorlehwah:
Hmmmmm...... Meinimanu arakunrin mi owon. Ife re n dami bi oti,ori mi wu, ara mi ya gaga. Sugbon Oº°˚ ˚°º O lai nidi obirin kin je kumolu. J'aime Miner13 et toi.

awon Yoruba wani iwa ni ewa obirin.
Omolewatemi nikansoso
okun fun iwa. otun lewa pelu.
nitori ti re to ba wu olugbon koni Iyawo ire kokan mi. to ba wu aresa ko ni Iyawo ire kokan mi. toba wu owarangun ko ni Iyawo ire kinse ejo mi. niwon igba tinba ti OMOLEWA NI IYAWO MI ABUSEBUSE.

Muyidgreat:
What kind of women are men looking for? This question has numerous answers from differnt men, based in their particular preference and desire. As they say, one man's meat is another man's 'kpomo'. Some guys look for sexy ladies who are good in bed (most guys actually), ladies with killer curves thaat makes a brother be like o lawd! While fo others a playful woman is more attractive. Some guys need a woman who takes care of them, just like their mothers used to. There are also those for which a bit of mystery or a moderate sense of independence is very appealing. Without pretending to have exhausted all possibilities, here are six types of women many men are looking for:


The sexy ladies
This is the first and so far the highest quality most men look out for nowaday. It is true: a sex bomb will make 99% of the men turn their head when she walks down the street. It’s the very law of attraction! They want a lady who is a tiger in bed, who can give it to them just how they like it. However, you can be rest assured: these are not the only women men are looking for! Actually, those men looking to settle down and have meaningful relationship tend to avoid such ladies. Because most of these ladies are aware of their physical endowment, so they tend to be either rude, promiscuous, or arrogant. However, if you meet a lady that is endowed, and she has a good character, then you are trully blessed.

promiscuous and rudeness
settled it all
they are never my choice.
they can never be satisfied
they can have 16 backup gears.

Muyidgreat:
The childish/playful woman
Now, this is one lady even i am attracted to. If you watch the likes of Helen Paul, you will get what am saying. There are those who feel attracted to childish women, such ladi3s have an optimistic attitude on life, their playful smile that lightens the room, they never take things too seriously. Have you ever wondered why older guys are often attracted by a lot younger women? This can be a reason!

definitely you'll become promiscous when your wife is aging.

Muyidgreat:
The motherly woman
It is said that women see their husbands as their first child, and men see their wives as their second mother. Most men want a woman that would take care of them, love them, worry about them, clean up after them and even scold them like their mothers. As you know men are big babies, they want a woman who takes care of their basic needs, cooking and cleaning. Also known as the “housewife”, the mother-like type of woman is many men’s ideal.

like my mum
the big deal
will such woman be around
I doubt it
what we have around now
is aged woman in lady's figure
that could be asking the question "are you my husband" when the husband is around. they can formed to the level of cat working with a working stick.

Muyidgreat:
The Cool Pal
Be aware: men are not always after your most feminine and sexiest side! There are those who appreciate a good pal who understands their jokes, shares their preferences as sports fans, and knows how to handle a gaming console. This is the 'tomboy kinda lady'. Is the woman’s place in the kitchen? Not necessarily! For these guys, the ideal woman supports the same football team, and is a good adversary in their favorite car racing video game. However, things might change in the bedroom, where you might have to drop the cool act and take out your most feminine tricks.

a more funfil house is supporting different team but could be more disastrous when she's a sport hater.

Muyidgreat:
The mysterious woman
Alot of women like to surround themselves with an aura of mystery, where the man cannot really predict what would be the lady's next move and can only anticipate and wait. Many men fall for it, but once the mystery is gone, things might become boring. So, be careful! If your guy was attracted by your mysterious side in the first place, you might want to keep some of it all along. Exercise your right of being a woman, and try to be unpredictable, but only from time to time. A prolonged total mystery can make your man think you are hiding something from him, and no one likes that.

that's why a man needs be intelligent. so he can unravelled every hidden mysteries in his woman.

Muyidgreat:
The independent woman
 I think it was in the days of our forefathers that they liked their wives to sit at home and just cook and take care of the children. These days, men don’t usually like clingy dependable women who cannot make a single move by themselves. Most guys are more attracted to an independent woman who can change a bulb herself if needed. However, be careful not to overdo your independence act, as your partner might feel you don’t need him in your life. Even if you can manage to carry that heavy bag on your own, or buy that dream car by yourself, you might consider asking for his help from time to time.

its crystal clear that even a self sufficient lady will still demand her husband support if not overloaded him by her needs.
so they do not need this advice.

Muyidgreat:
At the end if the day, it's different strokes for different folks, so you shouldn't forcefully try to be something you are not ladies, a man should love you for who you are, However, if you have an attitude or trait that repulse men ir oushes them away, and you know within you that its a bad habit, then try to change. And did I forget to mention that virtually every Naija Man likes a woman who can cook? Write that down.

Source : http://www.ratednaija.com/2015/01/six-types-of-women-men-are-looking-for.html

well concluded .

To me what I viewed to be of much importance is " will inec cover up the lapses before the newly stipulated date"
let them rubbish their self and expose their hidden agenda on time. so that we patriotic Nigerian can choose our candidate.

they shall all knows no peace until they allow equity, justice and good governance to take its rightful place. Amen

I can but only love one person

and she remain Ormorlehwah

love you

I can but only love one person

and she remain Ormorlehwah

love you

I can but only love one person

and remain Ormorlehwah

love you

Ormorlehwah:
Hmmmmmm......... Will prefer Miner13

I am very sure if there is a thing God want me to know more about

I will gladly say it is YOU Ormorlehwah

I likewise prefer to go with you

T.Dan longtime