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Krystal002:
Super deal 🔥🔥
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Direct Owner is selling
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YEAR- 2003
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Location is Ago palace

Price is 2.4m LAST

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Are you the direct owner sir

yarimo:
Robbery and kidnapping alert

Aaaah! So una dey hustle robbery & kidnapping untop nairaland 30k work? 🤓👍

A beg who no how much dem send give helinues, ivonicR & yarimo🤓

Na only idiots still listen & pay attention to "Eyeneck" babbles 🤓

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For where? urine dey easy, na im fowl no dey peezzzz am?🤓

E didn't dey, e didn't dey😏

Which Magistrate Court granted the Order for the unconstitutional detention of Mr. Emefiele You didn't say sir. The Magistrate Court has no name, nor location
By the way, why will you always shop for experte orders against the accused, an not wanting to put him on Notice, if your intentions are genuine
I'm not holding any brief for Mr. Emefiele, because he allowed himself to be used by his erstwhile Lord's & masters. But on the side of legality & rule of law, your actions are not good🤓

My own is, where is the IGP with the "LION feeling inside of him"🤓🤓🤓

Foolish pipu. So, na for inside forest ship dey waka?? 🤓

Train dem for wetin kwanu?
Maybe for more cash and carry things🤓

Gajagojo:
These are the ECOWAS resolutions
Find someone in your area that understands English to explain them to you

1. Closure of Land and air borders between ECOWAS and Niger.

2. Institution of ECOWAS no flight zone to all commercial flights to and fro Niger.

3. Suspension of all commercial and financial transactions between ECOWAS member states and Niger.

4. Freeze all service transactions including energy transactions.

5. Freeze assets of Niger Republic in all ECOWAS

6. Freeze all Niger State and the state enterprises and parastatals in commercial banks.

7. Suspension of Niger from all financial assistance and transactions with all financial institutions.

8. Impose travel bans on the military officials and their families involved in the coup attempt including anyone who accepts to take a position in the military government.


YOU JUST OPEN YOUR IGNORANT MOUTH TO SPEW NONSENSE

CAN YOU SHOW EVIDENCE that anyone sent a request to the senate seeking approval for troops?

I can see that you're totally lost to idiocy & daftness🤓
Locate your fellow nitwits and exchange banters with. I'm out🖕

Gajagojo:
How ?



Tinubu is not ECOWAS so you need to inform and educate yourselves PROPERLY
Tell us HOW EXACTLY he put a cart before a horse
Can you do that in no more than two sentences what action or statement did Tinubu or Nigerian Government has taken that amounts to putting cart before the horse

ECOWAS leaders sat down and issued a statement and suddenly it is Tinubu's individual responsibility?
Before ECOWAS can take any military action all ECOWAS leaders have to approve it.. NOT TINUBU

Was it ECOWAS that ordered the disruption of electricity supply to Niger
Was it ECOWAS that ordered the Nigerian border closure with Niger
Was it ECOWAS that sent a request to the Nigerian Senate asking for approval for troops deployment to Niger
Why didn't he takes those Northern leaders into confidence, before taking those harsh measures
Are you aware that they are over a million plus Nigerians living in Niger
Don't you think that this Nigerians don't deserve the punishment meted out to them by tinubu via his harsh stands just to look good before the West?
Is it you that is ECOWAS Chairperson Who gave the coup leaders 7 days deadline
Owon weyrey😏 you're practically the uniformed here🤓

After he had placed the cart before the horse😜

Physicist:
The particular quote some people like to mention about drumming for war by Yorubas in general and attributing the quote to IBB was about General Diya and General Adisa. The quote was not about the entire Yoruba tribe.

If I hear that Diya is planning a coup, I will go to sleep and if I hear Adisa is planning a coup I will go to slumber.

Watch the YouTube video from time 36:00 to 39:00.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUKqVL9zUYA&ab_channel=OputaPanel

Who ask you
Wetin you dey try do now, owon weyrey🤣
Oladipo Diya no be Yoruba man before? Abi, Adisa na Kanuri im be?😏

juman:
It might be not fake.

I collected my NYSC certificate two years after I completed it.
On the last day when certificates were given, some few of us certificates were missing and we were told to go to head office in abuja to collect ours.

I went twice to abuja for it, I live in kwara.
I had to give bribe at head office in abuja the second time I went there before they were committed to do it for me.

Omog! Come and hear Grammer from an acclaimed graduate🤓 I suppose you didn't do Use of English 101
"It might be not fake" indeed. owo werey🤣
..." Some few of us certificates... "😜

chisomkachy:
India-bound ‘couple’ excretes 184 wraps of cocaine, woman hides drug in private part

As NDLEA intercepts heroin, meth consignments concealed in beads, soap bars, MP3 player going to New Zealand, Greece, Hong Kong



https://www.instagram.com/p/Cvmf08OMknt/?igshid=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==

Private part kwa?
Ndi umu nwanyi sef😎
Una no go let even the kpekus to dey in peace🤓
If no be Cuccumba, na banana, if no be banana, e go be vibrator, if not vibrator, na cocaine pallets wetin

JuanDeDios:
You mean they're pepper soup generals. Hmm.

Or maybe, generals on women backside duties 🤓

Good for them joor😎

Ogbeni what was their usefulness while in service
When Boko Haram terrorists, bandits, Fulani herdsmen, kidnappers, unknown men with gun, Asari Dogobo hold the Country to randsome🤓

I can't even imagine the kind of humans still paying any attention to EyeNeck fraudulent commission🖕

According to yerima, the IPOB should be uprooted, while Boko Haram terrorists , Bandits, and Fulani herdmens should be watered, feed and pampered by Northern Political leaders & APC government😎😎

Fake info keee you dere, senior weyrey🖕

Puss360:
Wetin dey go on behind this Thier Hijab, lol.....

85% of those pipu on Hijab no dey wear pants sef, purposefully for easy & quick actions.🤓 I don see dem tire for Area, I swear😎

EvergreenDiarie:
A video of a Hausa lady and a guy dancing together has surfaced online and by extension stirred several reactions among netizens.

In the video that recently made its way online, the Hausa lady who covers her head with a hijab gets social media abuzz as she shows off her twerking skills.

The Haua lady suffocates the guy behind him who is ready to rock her as she effortlessly whines her waist on him proving her expertise and that was just the beginning.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgmCrJ6g6jY

Cornfessor Ishaq akintola of Mumuric is probably on sabbatical🤓
Trust me, you would hardly hear him issue statements over such🤣

Why Buhari a (rtd.) General never went to war war in Guinea Bissau, Burkina Faso & Mali over military coup in those Country
Can someone throw any light
Remember too that, Buhari was the ECOWAS Chairperson when the coup took place in those Countries 🤓

It's better to jaw jaw, than to war eat🙏🙏

helinues:
Bunkum epistle.

Helinues do you sleep at all at night
2: 42am, haha! 🤓
I hope it's not what I'm thinking

FreeStuffsNG:
You will be served the meal by DSS las las because I don't recall where and when Ijaw people sent you to go to prison for them or their son or we patriotic Nigerians asked you to fight for our ex-president.

If you are right that GEJ permitted cyberbullying and criminal defamation then all his successors should allow it, you should give that advice to DSS when you see them.

My own stand is clear that we can't have two sets of different justice system in same country. If you do the crime, do the time. I don't do crimes so I am not bothered about your whataboutisms.

Crime has no expiry date, it's just obvious that the current govt is going to do it because if it doesn't, future govt will do it. So it makes absolute sense why DSS will arrest and prosecute each of you to establish your innocence or guilt. Only the guilty needs to be scared.

Not only DSS, what of SIB, CIA, FBI, MOSAD, FIFA, UN, ECOWAS, EU, ICC
Listen to yourself, because you sounded so lost and pathetic🤓 you sure need an urgent help, I swear. Your reasoning depth is so shallow
Get lost.

FreeStuffsNG:
One more reason to regulate the social media. We can not have two justice system in the land where criminals commit crimes of criminal defamation online and get away with it . No, it's completely unacceptable.

Those saddled with the job of doing so failed in their job. This time, I hope they will do their job. All those unpatriotic elements behind the lies and criminal defamation are not ghosts and should have their day in court.

I blame our regulators and security officers. It's not late to identify the culprits, arrest and prosecute them. Eniola Badmus just exercised her rights few days ago, the security agencies do not need to wait until their victims report. They should do their job!

Where were you in 2014 when you people did the worst thing to a then sitting President GEJ
You see, sometimes, you just got to be very careful of what you do to others, because it might just turn around on you in a no distant time.
Perhaps, you didn't remember the law against cyberbulling & stalking then🤓.
Have you forgotten so soon, how you in particular participated in carrying a mock coffin of a sitting president all over Lagos & Ibadan denigrating Jonathan's name and that of his wife Patience including a Prof. who called Patience Jonathan a Sheppopotemous
Una buy goat, write Jonathan hanged am on the goat neck🙄
Who among your leaders living or dead condemned una treasonable & atrocious acts then, not even a single person.
So chill and enjoy the very sumptuous meal that you people started in the name of politics of hates🤓
What goes around, they say, comes around.

PaNnamdi:
Hello bitter monkey,I have heard your chattering

I want talking to you I talk to humans not animals

Chineke!🤓
This one off me, I swear💃💃💃

Peter Obi is equally the reason why your parents couldn't brought you up to become useful🤓