₦airaland Forum

blackbeau1:
This is the problem of the south south. Rather than come together as a unit, we divide amongst ourselves and fight stupid wars .

Not stupid imho. If u think it's stupid, walk a mile in the shoes of Itsekiris & have ur community taken. Well, from a popular quote that goes: "Even if heavens will fall, let justice be served!"

Afriifa:
bro.. keep quiet if u have no facts to present

U should really keep quiet. You have nothing to contribute here. However, pass the message to your Ijaw brothers. What message? I know you will be clueless as usual.... it's not ur fault, it's common with your tribesmen. Well, the message is that no inch of itsekiri land will be converted to an ijaw community again. We can discuss peace, not territory. Pls avert the brutal military force & embrace court judgements today. .. tell the others

Afam4eva:
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To be fair, i'll say Ijaws are somewhere between 2.5 and 3 million.

U are just being too generous because u think they occupy a state call bayelsa... I can tell u that bayelsa does not have up to 1million Ijaws .....since last election they could Not even give their silly brother 500k votes ad we know they came out en masse during that election to represent their blood brother. My man, Ijaws are btw 1- 2million.

Ijaws have nothing to offer

AdaFonju:
Cia site was written by an Ijaw, and your counter claim to cia(world renowned information gathering agency) is to spew insults are baseless argument



Cc lalasticla and mynd44

U are really myopic as ur likes. Renowned? Don't u know humans put up those posts? Those agencies have writers/editors around.... even Wikipedia.

Those are writings of a misguided and hungry fellow as we can all confirm. The days we take you people serious are gone. Nowadays, you sets are like just another joke by bovi....so hilarious. No thanks to stupid gej, asari and tompolo

jbhitler:
we are not in competition with the itsekiris.just imagine the gangue you spewed? my brother,dont allow hatred becloud your retardated brain.an Ijaw proverb says ENEMY THAT INSULTS YOU AT YOUR BACK WILL ALWAYS BE BEHIND YOU IN HIS ENTIRE LIFE. so shall it be.my brother,getting (likes) on nairaland does not give you control on ground.come down to awarri if you doubt me.we determine what happen there.education my foot,are you more educated than me as an Ijaw person? i am a chemical engineer,who are you as an itsekiri boy? idiot,you got the gut to come here to insult a whole ethnic,whose struggle you parasite benefited from.you guys are too insignificant and less important for the Ijaws to have sleepless night over.please,we deal with abuja and not your kind.

See this oloshi... Chemical engineer my foot! Who dash u? Since wen ijaw start to go school? Haha.. But, since u decide to come aggressive as ur likes, I can tell u that u are not doing well than me in life... Just accept and lets leave it there.

PS: I'm a Civil Engineer (check my very old posts on Nairaland to confirm)

AdaFonju:
Can you back up your comment with facts , itsekiri are a yoruba clan that migrated to Delta , how many states can they be found in, the only itsekiri person ive eva met was during my nysc, and i met over 20 ijaws from my own village in that local government not even to talk of other Ijaw clans
Ethnic groups:
Nigeria, Africa's most populous country, is composed of more than 250 ethnic groups; the most populous and politically influential are: Hausa and the Fulani 29%, Yoruba 21%, Igbo (Ibo) 18%, Ijaw 10%, Kanuri 4%, Ibibio 3.5%, Tiv 2.5%

https://www.cia.gov/Library/publications/the-world-factbook/geos/print_ni.html

U are greater fo.ol if u believe that silly stats there. Forget that rubbish...it was written by an uninformed Nigerian(probably an ijaw) who wants to get paid. Let us analyse nit ourselves here. How many ijaws have u seen as an ijaw man? I must tell u the truth that no one on nairaland has seen more ijaws than urhobos even as far as borno yet urhobos are not up to 5million.... How come Ijaws claim to be 15million? Are u this daft? I can even assure u that isoko and itsekiri are more than Ijaws in Delta state

TonyeBarcanista:
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There is a sitting Pere in Edo state and it will remain unchanged... The Oba of Benin and Governor Obaseki have made their empty threats but it hasn't changed a thing.

You guys to get used to the fact that over 15 million Ijaws CANNOT be bullied by anybody...

You ijaws never seem to amaze me. Even the so called educated ones can never dash away without some display of senselessness....never! Wher do u get your stats from ? I'm Not here for beer parlor talks... talk with facts or get lost already. Even with the truth staring right at u, u chose not to accept it.... My God!

For the records, there is no sitting pere in Edo state. What is the use of a king if he's not recognized by even the next community? Lol... It's not about the name, it's about the influence of a king that's why it's called "king"... Dumbhead

TonyeBarcanista:
Some people are just perennially embittered, shameless and envious of the Ijaw nation.

It is a truism that the Ijaw nation is the undisputed 4th largest ethnic group in Nigeria with population of 15 million people (not 14 million)...

Haters should go and die!

Don't choose to be dumb! No one is envious of the ijaw nation. The Ijaws are minor minorities in the south. I can bet you that if you've traveled outside bayelsa u will see the truth in the statement of garba shehu. The little known about ijaws are about thuggery....a fact u can't argue. I wonder if they have up to five professors in the entire tribe. The itsekiris are even more than Ijaws in Edo state yet they want to forcefully crown a king to incite war.... As always.

But, tonye, in truth what is the problem with a statement about census? Even if it's wrong, is it enough to threaten blood? Ijaws are really daft.... So myopic!

The Ijaws are the only set of individuals with no documented history in Nigeria and are only out to rewrite the history of virtually every other tribe .... binis, illajes, itsekiris, yorubas, Ibos, urhobos, Fulanis & what have you.

These set of individuals are so myopic that they think we are still in the dark ages. They are the main cause of underdevelopment in the Niger Delta albeit investors shy away from the oil rich region. To further make Nigerians familiarise themselves with their stupidity, their stupid son from bayelsa, out of sheer luck, went to occupy the no 1 seat of the country and instead of bringing the goodies to the very poor and despised Niger deltans in his own capacity went ahead to shower goons & fools with the wealth of the nation. It's laughable that even yenagoa has no cinema & virtually no relaxation centre... So myopic.

When u think their craziness has seen it's all time high, u begin to wonder as soon as you see another charade of iintelligence. A most interesting part is their refusal to allow the export processing zone project(suppose to be largest in west africa) takeoff because they claim the supposed site was theirs instead of Itsekiri. What about the maritime university at okerenghigho(ijaw changed the Itsekiri land to theirs and named it okerenkoko) ? The land is recognized by our Constitution as okerenghigho but the Federal government are afraid of these half baked raging ijaws. It is even funny that no one is saying anything about okerenghigho abd buhari is going ahead to commission the project because itsekiris are not threatening hell and brimstone. It's even funnier that royalties accruing from okerenghigho(forcely named okerenkoko) are paid to itsekiris because they recognize them as owners.

In truth, the subject of who really owns warri is long but I must tell you that when you talk about the warri province, u can never remove the itsekiris- the great NANA, Dore Numa and others yet, no ijaw man can even be recognized. Can you compare the itsekiri kingdom created since 1430s to gbaramatu of 1990s ? Lol...

My humble advice to the Ijaws is that they do everything within their powers to shun all evil vices and force their children to study hard for the future because soon, guns won't save. It will be battle only school can get u. It can take 100years but each day, the itsekiris are preparing all documents and going to school and patiently waiting till then.

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rottennaija:
You conveniently forgets operation lafia dole in the north

Do u know wat lafia dole means? It means peace is supreme.

Now don't compare it to a crocodile or Python....those are very fierce (animal)operations

Nice outfit.

In other news,


Buhari Python is dancing in d S East. In the S South and S West, his crocodile is smiling while World bank is working in d North. Chai..... Wat av we done?

Nigeriapen:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAxLMUpyAVM
comment below...

I watched the whole clip but didn't see where he inspected those men you claim. You better stop all these. Moreover, the clip looks like it took place before Python dance.


Also, Nnamdi Kanu spoke very well.... I must give him credit

Akin1212:
You don't really get the idea. If you are a programmer then you will be acquainted with the saying 'the simpler, the better'. On the lines of code, the less the line of code of any program the faster the program, I'm surprised you don't know this.

The person you know who didn't grasp C++ after learning Python definitely has something wrong with him.

U are wrong. A shorter line of code is not always efficient

I am the best fit for this job for you. However, I don't have a degree in comp. Sci... I have a degree in engineering. Please, stop following too much protocols to employ programmers in Nigeria. They are few already don't make us go extinct.

Besides, I'm in Benin/Warri... I can work remote if you prefer too

fratermathy:
I tell you. The only Itsekiri on this thread is Onuwaje. Even that so-called Warripekin, or whatever he calls himself, may not be Itsekiri at all. I know that Itsekiris have some rough edges with Urhobos but it is simply not enough to warrant what is visible on this thread. Especially when almost all Itsekiris have one form of Urhobo connection or another.

If you answer those who would use other people's ethnicities to fight proxy wars against Urhobos, you give them more importance and will to do what they intend. Just ignore them, knowing full well that they are simply Ihwo r'niame r'Niger!

Only onuwaje is itsekiri? Your points are skewed man. How can u say that? Is it because he uses itsekiri moniker here? Don't be fooled. I am an itsekiri with no affiliation to urhobo as you av always claimed. A pure breed from warri

We itsekiris will resist any deliberate action to sidetrack us in the scheme of things. We refuse to be in such state where we are further prone to marginalization and oppression. The urhobos have not stated what this hope to solve... Shouldn't they involve stakeholders of Itsekiri kingdom? Or don't they think every tribe has its own view on state creation?

All hail iwere Kingdom!
All hail itsekiris!!
All hail warri kingdom!!!

barapistis:
good evening ,need help on something which i feel the programmers here can put me through

please bear in mind that i am not a coder,so my question might not be so refined

how does automated merging or matching work as seen in most ponzi site

our present system allows the admin to split a given amount into whatver smaller number they wish to have but its kind of difficult for them to use

for example

in a case where there is a 70k ph donation from a single guy while there are other people in the same system who have Gh smaller figures like ,15000

or 30,000

is there any way to merge this smaller amount automatically or mathematically even if we have to use an admin account to make for the whole number

please i need fix this

thank you

I've always maintained that Nigeria has no programmer. The only one i av seen since my web development journey was a Yoruba boy. He was a god! I won't say I'm excellent myself. I want others to speak my name too. To further buttress my point, when u asked the self acclaimed programmers in Nigeria practical questions like the one u are asking now, they fidget and possibly run into comma which further stresses the fact that they only know theories and theories and theoretical examples. They will always want to charge u to give a little help

Okay man... Let me help u here.

Auto merge should work by dates. Lets take MMM as a classic example.

If a person pledge an amount today and maybe according to ur website plan the day for merging is 7days, on the 7th day, u should av a check in ur db to confirm that date is Ready for merging. Correspondingly, there must also B someone who has ghed from another end and is now ready to claim his money

All u av to do is run a while loop under some fixed conditions. If the loop picks any persons from both side who satisfy the conditions then, it inserts their name, amount, balance etc in the db..... It's that easy

If ur programmer can't reason this so basic thing, discard him already!!! Don't waste ur cash on trash!!!

Note: even after detailed explanation, a trash programmer will always find problem doing the basics.

sotall:
keyboard not working most times is a hardware issue. The best solution is to replace it.
As for the crashing of your PC, the operating system has bad files .you can use system restore to restore the system to when it was working optimally. Your documents and other files will not be affected. Once done, you can turn off windows updates on your system. Incomplete installation of updates is a major cause of OS crashed for original windows

Now the keyboard just type anyhow on it's own. When it stops, i can only use some keys when i press another

E.g i can make use of caps lock key when i press the volume dowm button. It's a new laptop. Don't u think the problem is just connection problem of the keyboard?

sotall:
keyboard not working most times is a hardware issue. The best solution is to replace it.
As for the crashing of your PC, the operating system has bad files .you can use system restore to restore the system to when it was working optimally. Your documents and other files will not be affected. Once done, you can turn off windows updates on your system. Incomplete installation of updates is a major cause of OS crashed for original windows

I'll do as u av told me. Thanks alot

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First, a particular key in the keyboard stopped working. I repaired it. A week after, another key stopped, the repairer said it couldn't be fixed that i need to buy the full keyboard and replace it. Well, I observed that the pc crashes too often. And on the recent crash, most of my keys are not working.

What could be the cause of these constant crashes?
Do u think changing keyboard hardware is the solution?
If i change it won't the pc continue crashing and then spoil it again?

I personally think it is software problem and not hardware. But, since i don't know what next or more on this situation i want ur opinion guys @all..

Pls

I bought a new hp envy pc some few months back with win10 pre-installed. But it hasn't been rosy for me onwards...

First, a particular key in the keyboard stopped working. I repaired it. A week after, another key stopped, the repairer said it couldn't be fixed that i need to buy the full keyboard and replace it. Well, I observed that the pc crashes too often. And on the recent crash, most of my keys are not working.

What could be the cause of these constant crashes?
Do u think changing keyboard hardware is the solution?
If i change it won't the pc continue crashing and then spoil it again?

I personally think it is software problem and not hardware. But, since i don't know what next or more on this situation i want ur opinion guys @all..

Pls

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jared007:


Ayiri Emami a well known political thug, militant, killer and oil bunkerer almost given the title of ologbotsere? Soon enough he would ve also seized the crown from the Olu's head.

The Itsekiri enemies is not Ijaw or Urhobo but Itsekiri!

It was Itsekiri merchants that made Itsekiri not to have a king for over 80 yrs

It was Dore Numa an Itsekiri that betrayed Chief Nana Olomu

It was Chief Okotie-Eboh an Itsekiri that banished Olu Erejuwa and installed Olu Akengbuwa

It was Arthur Prest an Itsekiri and Daniel Okumagba maternally Itsekiri that destroyed the Overlordship tittle of the Olu in Warri town.

It was an Itsekiri assassin that Killed Pa Alfred Rewane.

U are next to useless.

1. The problem of the itsekiris as with other tribes is centered around Nigeria and not on the tribe.

2. Which itsekiri merchant Ehn?

3. U are so pointless! Do u know who is Dore numa ?

4. Chief okotie eboh is an urhobo who claims he is an itsekiri and he never banished erejuwa

5. Overlordship title destroyed ?

6. Itsekiri assassin never killed rewane. It is popularly rumored dat an urhobo man - a one time ruler of delta state did the despicable act. How is okumagba maternally related to itsekiri?

Oboi.... Nawa o. 9ja funny o

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