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Politics / Re: FFK: "Buhari Begged Like A Baby, Obasanjo Made Mistake By Not Jailing Buhari" by misgab: 2:30pm On May 23, 2018
HtwoOw:
FFK the Idiot

always talking nonsense, your case is still with EFCC i wonder how much you have returned from your loot


The reason why FFK is unhappy is because Buhari has him by the balls
SHUT YOU FOOL. IT IS IDIOTS LIKE YOU THAT PUT US IN THIS MESS

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Politics / Re: BREAKING: APC Holds Two Parallel Congresses In Lagos, With Open Confrontation by misgab: 2:08pm On May 19, 2018
about time
Foreign Affairs / Re: Turkish President Calls On OIC Leaders To Unite And Confront Israel by misgab: 8:17am On May 19, 2018
his mumurism and bu burism knows no bounds. A million of OIC's cannot defeat Isreal afterall 1967 is still fresh in our memory. Turkey se u get power go and strike naao. If your country is not turned to rubbles. Noisemaker

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Nairaland / General / Re: How Hausa People Raised Alarm After Sighting Fulani Trucks In Cross River. PICS by misgab: 11:46am On May 09, 2018
IS THIS NOT THE PROOF THAT THERE IS A STRATEGIC PLAN TO INTRODUCE KILLERS IN OUR MIDST AND IN 10 YEARS THEY WILL BE CLAIMING OWNERSHIP OF THE HOST COMMUNITY

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Family / Anti Venom Remedy (snake, Scorpion Bites) by misgab: 5:42am On May 05, 2018
ANTI -SNAKE/SCORPION BITES*
_*(Nichoke Dietary Consultancy)*_
*****************************

*Have been taking care of scorpion bite since dawn?*

*Please if you are bitten by a scorpion/snake, hope you know there are ways you can curb it without going to the hospital?*

*Reason am always nagging on ginger, turmeric, garlic, cinnamon to cook not maggi.*

*Well, it saved me today.*

*I equally had limes at home.*

*The moment I heard a scream, what's that?*

_*Scorpion!!!*_

*" Scorpion in my house ?"*

*"Yes, it bite me from the bed"*

*" OK, papa get me the limes in the fridge please. "*

*I tore the spot, ensured blood spilled, then placed the lime there to magnetize the poisons.*

*The moment he told me the pain was gone, I removed it.*

*Then made a paste of garlic and rubbed on his swollen leg and in 1 min, Gbam!*

*Everything disappeared!*
*He's off for work this morning.*

*This is exactly same thing I do for snake bites.*

*Whether you squeeze or just cut the fruit and place on the bloody leg, the important thing is contact with the blood.*

*You will gradually feel the pain going out of you.*

*Please let's all try and have these things in our homes.*

*Even if you want to live your life anyhow, these are for rainy days.*

*Do exactly what I did, even if its a snake.*

*After removing the poisons with lime, make a paste of any of the four herbs listed above and apply then rest.*

*You don't need any Ambulance.*

*You need not some chemicals either.*

*I don't joke with citrus fruits, they are always in my house.*

*Oranges, lemons, and limes. Because they save me.*

*Anytime I urinate and it's yellow, " papa, boil ginger in water for me."*

*He brings the ginger water for me, I squeeze in orange, lemons, limes, drink.*

*And the next urine will be clear again.*

*Any time my urine is smelly, because of my love for excess protein, I do same.*

And before you know it
this leads to the kidney issues you hear of on a daily basis

*Because people do not have this secret, they run to the hospitals and compound everything.*

*I just leaked a secret now.*
*So that whenever you get any strange color of urine, or smells foul, do the needful.*

*I expect we always apply everything we learn here.*

_*Thank you all.*_
_*Please share as received.*_

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Religion / Re: Lady Dreamt That Someone Attacked Her Eyes With Needle, Then This Happened. PICS by misgab: 2:12pm On May 04, 2018
let her go for mfm deliverance. jesus will meet her there
Politics / Re: Muslim Group Seeks Withdrawal Of 'jonathan's N100 Note' From Circulation by misgab: 2:43pm On Apr 18, 2018
fools no wonder you have terrorists, bombers , killers and rapists in ur fold. You went to school yet you remained unenlightened shame ..........in this 21st century you better go back to the stone age

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Politics / Re: Meeting Between Buhari, APC Governors Ends In Deadlock by misgab: 10:41am On Apr 04, 2018
Awon olee ema ja tuka ni. Playing with the destiny of almost 200 million Nigerians God will start punishing all of you one by one like YAHAYA BELLO of KOGI
Politics / Re: Buhari's Critics Are Yesterday's Lawless And Reckless Leaders - Orji Kalu Says by misgab: 10:32am On Apr 04, 2018
can u hear the thief. Go n see what the current governor of Abia State is doing. U dz shameless thief
Politics / Re: This Man Is Giving Out His SUV Over Two Projects Buhari Initiated And Completed by misgab: 6:28am On Mar 31, 2018
kstyle2:
It may seem like a joke but it is worrisome. Your works should speak volume for you. We never expected Nigeria to change over night but we at least expected to see signs that things would improve. I clearly remembered when petrol price was increased to 145 naira, ibe kachikwu assured us that in a space of 6 months the price would begin to fall. I remember our president campaigning against politicians travelling abroad for treatment. Instead he spent over 3 months in uk receiving treatment. I'm not against him receiving adequate treatment abroad as i believe health first. I'm concerned that he hasn't sat down to discuss with the minister of health to see how such standard facilities and adequately trained doctors can be found in nigeria to prevent us from taking our monies here, purchasing visas, paying for medical treatment abroad alongside other miscellaneous expenses that may arise
Honestly, we have a long wayto go and sadly, we haven't even started. We now how religious and ethnic clashes added to our previous problems
I initially had little hope in this government but i must say such everything has faded
God bless Nigeria
don't blame Kachikwu but the dullard from Daura and his kitchen cabinet that did not allow any laudable project see the light of day without putting their leprous hands into it. Once the project doesn't favour them they will mess it up. Osinbajo, I hope their is a place called home to come to after you have achieved fatality in your integrity. Does he even hear himself sometimes when he speaks? He rolls out one gibberish after another. fools @60

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Politics / Re: Achike Udenwa: "Igbo Presidency 2023 Is Arrant Nonsense" by misgab: 1:11pm On Mar 25, 2018
buhariguy:
Who know this thief udenwa.

Because he is a thief, he cannot near that seat call aso rock,

The way idiotic pigs of Biafra are going about it, they cannot achieve the presidency in 2023.

Idiotic pigs of Biafra should come and apologized to buhari according to amaechi.

Beside, buhari is a trustworthy man, he will always fulfill what he promised.
You can see in case of the returned dapchi girl's, boko haram trusted him.

And in the case of ineffectual buffoon, he promise not to arrest him, instead he went for dansuki.


ool your mind and vote for buhari, in 2023, it will be okoroawusa.

You and your clueles boss are the most untruthful and unreliable people have ever met

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Politics / Re: 2019: APC Leadership Sidelines Tinubu’s Reconciliation Committee by misgab: 12:43pm On Mar 24, 2018
Help me thank God, is today I fully qualify as a political analyst in the Nigerian politics. Imagine me advising the greedy old man not to take the assignment, that is a way of completely destroying him by Buhari. Buhari knew the assignment will pit Tinubu against many power blocs in APC, he also knew Tinubu will fall into the trap because of the lure of having an oppurtunity to right his wrongs in APC. But alas yoruba's will say Ki Olorun gbawa lowo eni to nso ni ti eni oso. Advise to Tinubu now is to pitch camp with SDP destroy APC from within and be ready to go to jail if need be but not before every other politifcian like him including Buhari follows as well.
It is his honour that he has to redeem the name has been rurbished already.
front page straight lala
Phones / Re: Nigerians And Kenyans: Who Pays More For Data Services? by misgab: 7:00am On Mar 24, 2018
it is fools like this that put ideas of price increase in the minds of those blood sucking operators to increase tariff
Politics / Re: 419 Yahaya's Confluence Rice: Dino Melaye Exposes Yahaya Bello by misgab: 6:51am On Mar 24, 2018
rosebowl01:


... and you Nigerians - online warrior. We never challenge our oppressors, but we condemn those who do, we shout only in the comfort of our homes, and then wonder why we are not progressing.
True talk
Politics / Re: Rotimi Amaechi: "Igbos Should Confess & Apologize For Not Voting For Buhari" by misgab: 4:31pm On Mar 23, 2018
I pity this man cos his jail term when the time comes will be longer than Buhari's sokoto
Politics / Re: The Dapchi Scam: Where Is Liya Sharibu - By Femi Fani-kayode by misgab: 1:21pm On Mar 22, 2018
The God of justice will definately avenge that girl. If all the abductors and their government collaborators don't die in 7 days . Then God is not God but God is God and he will never share his glory with no other. You have challenged God and he will prove and fight for himself. The bible said the Battle is the Lord's, the Egyptians you see today you shall be no more. Amen. IJN

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Politics / Re: The Dapchi Scam: Where Is Liya Sharibu - By Femi Fani-kayode by misgab: 1:17pm On Mar 22, 2018
Laple0541:
The screw that holds Fani Kayode's loose lips is loose again, it gat to be screwed back. I don't believe in whatever the political prostitute says, if he's being given a little post by bubu tomorrow you will see him calling the fulani herdsman the best président Nigeria ever had.
you are a fool and a complete idiot . r u listening to urself. we are talking of something very serious n d best ur retarded brain can transmit is rubbish. I pity u

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Politics / Re: Boko Haram Was Paid To Release Dapchi Girls, FG Lied - Sahara Reporters by misgab: 8:43pm On Mar 21, 2018
APC the blood of the innocent civillians and our military boys you are wasting with these ur cluelessness will be accounted for in a matter of town. Nigeria will be great again and all infractions accounted for
Crime / Re: Farmers & Fulani Herdsmen Clash In Bassa Kogi, Many Killed (Graphic Photos!!) by misgab: 2:12pm On Mar 16, 2018
when will Kogi people impeach dz omo atoun rin wayii naa
Religion / Re: Archbishop Idahosa: Thou Shall Not Suffer A Witch To Live By Leke Beecroft by misgab: 11:22am On Mar 16, 2018
THERE IS POWER IN THE NAME OF JESUS
Politics / Re: Buhari Does Not Know Everything About Nigeria’s Security – Femi Adesina by misgab: 2:28pm On Mar 13, 2018
Mr Adesina can you hear yourself, we are not in villa but we know the president gets security report on daily basis. since Buhari cannot perform he should be passing the reports to me so that I can salvage my dear country from predators calling themselves leaders and politicians
Politics / Re: Dankwambo Mocks President Buhari. See Reactions by misgab: 9:22pm On Mar 12, 2018
advice to you is to join SDP cos the youths of Nigeria will not vote thiefing PDP nor lying/incompetent APC but SDP.we want to see what they have to offer
Family / Re: A Friend's Mum And Niece Are Missing by misgab: 8:16pm On Mar 12, 2018
the God that cause a axe head to float on water will bring them out wherever they are IJN
Politics / Re: "I Never Knew IGP Moved To Nasarawa After I Sent Him To Benue" - Buhari by misgab: 8:14pm On Mar 12, 2018
Mr President your admission shows that you are not our CIC so a police man can defy your order and you can still tell Nigerians. Your office was not what was disrespected but the 180 million Nigerians who put you incharge and so answer to. Failure to treat this fuckup will make the country a laughing stock in the comity of Nations.

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Politics / Re: Fayose’s Response To Buhari's "I Never Knew IGP Moved To Nasarawa" Comment by misgab: 8:08pm On Mar 12, 2018
right now am ashamed to be called a Nigerian. A disciplined administrator will remove the IGP with immediate effect and ask questions after. But I can assure PMB/cabals/handlers that Nigerians will never make this mistake/disaster called government again. Insha Allah

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Nairaland / General / Re: 5 Greatest Lies In Nigeria! by misgab: 10:12am On Mar 12, 2018
biafraisdead:

Pastor Adeboye drove from Delta to Lagos on empty tank.

one Nigeria
Politics / Re: Festus Keyamo Reacts To Photos Of Crowd Welcoming Buhari In Different States by misgab: 6:49am On Mar 10, 2018
Keyamo, shut up! you contributed to masses suffering when u c truth u turn it to lies
Career / Re: I Thought I Have Gotten A Job, Cruel Boss by misgab: 6:47am On Mar 10, 2018
report the thief to fiirs or rather threat him with fiirs n see if he won't pay u asap
Crime / Re: Fulani Herdsmen Attack Farmers In Taraba, Kill Many (Graphic Photos) by misgab: 4:03pm On Mar 05, 2018
FarahAideed:
God must punish the generation of anyone still supporting Buhari for a second term ..
Amen
Politics / Re: FEMI FANI-KAYODE - Buhari, His Two-headed Dragon And His ‘war’ Against Terror by misgab: 1:05pm On Mar 05, 2018
abiodunalasa:
angry
Does anyone still listen to this blabber mouth FFK who's supposed to be in prison already.
some people can talk stupidly even when a very seriou issue is b3ing discussed

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Politics / Re: Soldier Who Survived Many Injuries At The Battlefield, Killed By Boko Haram.PICS by misgab: 7:42pm On Mar 03, 2018
what do u tink wl happen when u negotiate with terrorists, give them money and return their captured commanders? Our boys are paying the supreme price for the tactless actions and inactions of FG
Politics / Re: We Will Sign The Peace Corps Bill If We Regain Power – PDP by misgab: 5:24pm On Mar 03, 2018
Peterosky:
Nigerians are just confused set of people. Since the APC administration came on board, it has done nothing but cause a lot of Nigerians lost their jobs,which we have seriously complained about. This situation has even caused a lot of hardship, deaths and even suicides in the country. I will agree with the argument that passing the Peace Corps bill into law will amount to duplication of duties. But if we See it as waste of resources, what will you say about our national legislature? is it not the same duplication of duties between Senate and Reps? I am already working, it doesn't affect me in any way whether the bill is past into law or not. But what about our jobless youths. The money that is being looted from this country every day will be better paid to Peace Corps where a lot of people hoping for a meaningful life will benefit. I support PDP on this. Let Buhari sign the bill into law, whether it's duplication or not. APC while looking for power made a lot of promises including creating millions of jobs yearly for the unemployed which they have not done. This is the only opportunity for them to create a few jobs out of what they promised.
Nigerians let us please support the Peace Corps bill for the sake of our jobless brothers and sisters.
as much as I will have love to agree with you two wrongs don't make a right besides do you know that with a prudent plan of 5 years all the abandoned projects in this country will be completed giving millions of job and foreign exchange to the country. we need to add value to the system not take the little that is left. You are saying I can wake up tomorrow and start hunger corps.
If the man really mean well for the country let him train people on agricultural based initiatives and see if government will not buy into it. This is not US and the climes where Peace Corps exist is a voluntary organisation that doesn't depend on government patronage to exist.

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