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Nigerian pastors never cease to amaze me.I have heard prophesys about things like who wins the Nations Cup march between Nigeria Vs Burkina fasso; Who wins election come 2015; When ASUU strike ends; When Jim Iyke would marry again....etc....yet something as serious as thousands of peoples lives daily threatened by terrorist cannot be helped by these pastors.
I strongly suggest these pastors supposedly having the gift of prophesy be made to tell us where these terrorists are hiding ASAP to prevent further loss of lives and property.Its time we start using our religious powers for the beterment of our nation!

P.S :comments from realists only! I no fit shout!

mikeansy: It is time for Jonathan Goodluck to approach the US and approve that US military base in Nigeria

we clearly do not have the means to tackle global terrorism on our own

Dont even think about it! Any country US steps into they never leave!....they'll dictate everythin and Nigeria wld become colonised again!....mk dem dey dia lane biko!

P.S.....OP.....Biko I don dey reason T.B Joshua for this matter o! Y d guy no fit just prophesy wia shekau dey hide mk soldiers go catch am dia? But he fit prophesy who go win Nigeria Vs Burkina fasso match....wahalla dey o!

This country wee nefa carry first in anythin....even simple terrorist! 9th ...smh !

.....check am well! Boda may have an intimidating emulemu /wepon of mass distruction dat demands respect!

[quote author=Wiz_khalifa]relationships re tym consuming nd emotion draining.. bsyds i c no reason deceiving / playing her. .[/quote]Wats ur definition of "Playing"?....She asked u to "date" her and not to "Marry" her!....Wld it kill some guys if dey shld just share d love? She hasnt said she wants u exclusively for herself! Jst make her happy bruv, she kws u can! Rejection is worse than unfaithfulness.....think abt it!




FYi....dats d opposite of being a player.u dont go searching and brkin hearts.....!

Choi!.....on point!

...U both just feeling urselves silently! She knew wat u did, she probly liked it! U just ddnt hv d gut to go further.



FYI..........DERZ ABSOLUTELY NO WORD LIKE PLATONIC BETWEEN A GUY AND GIRL!

....Einstein was of this ur age wen he came up with relativity theory !!!

[quote author=Richy.]you sound like a sad person. To make it in life you need a positive attitude and a little faith. Congratulations and good luck[/quote]This aint abt sadness my friend! Being a true realist av seen how senseless some corpers can be, partying away dia little change....! Passing out is good, buh I'll throw a party for a whole week wen I get dat job and not a second before!....

Thanks y'all for ur best wishes.May Jehovah grant our hearts desire!

Tell her wat she wants to hear! Give her what she desires....it wont take anything from you.rather it wld make her happy!

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....If they fit pay ASUU I go kw say dem get money!

.....Congratulations for wetin? .....when ders no job?.....Advise to my fellow corpers passing out, instead of organising a post POP party with ur final alawee, betta use it to send applications and travel and sort agents to mail u wen openings ensue! As for this thread, to me its useless!.....Rather open a thread where excorpers can get job info and influntial nairalanders can help others secure one!.....


Someone is passing from 19,800 to nothing and ur congratulating dem! Rubbish!

....Derregulation of price of women just like fuel ....so insted to buy full tank, mk I go marry anoda imo girl !

sinmisolaoluwa: Agent of darkness! So ds is what u spent yr time doing,teaching pple hw to defile d opposite sex? Hmm...God is watching you. BTw,u think all ladies/woman are dumb? Better dnt carry out dt chemistry on me,cos u wount even succeed.

Stop being Naive!....all women have the same body physiology.When u come in contact with d opposite sex either just a handshake to someone u admire,....someone lyk u I cn read well! Ur respiratory rate goes upwards gradually, from deep and slow to shallow and a bit faster....frm 16 cycles per minuite to above 20.ur pulse rate too begins to rise till it gets well above 80 beats per min.there are also areas of increased concentration of sensory nerves lyk back of d ear, face, neck....touchin doz areas wld mk u react,its natural, and not dumb as u say!

Even men have dia own areas of sensitivity....inbox me and I'll tell u hw to make ur man /husband happy!

....So dat I wee nuh see her urhgly face

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My bad!

[quote author=dimples*]Wots d. Name of dt GS male lecturer dt likes women(think dey said, som1 swore @him or something)
I rememba wen he came 2 my window in slessor, looked tru d window, touched himself there and said: nne, O n'agum! My roomate responded and told him to "bia nwere"!

The man ran tru d hall, entered our room and grabbed anoda room mate! Dt day was hilarious*[/quote]Hahahaha.....Aki Onu, crazzy man...he came to our cross-over nyt party in 2006 wearing a short knicker, polo and one funny winter hat that people in d north pole wear and carryin a school bag in d mid nyt o....and started dancing in the middle of d whole party whyl people applauded,.After dat he just walked out...lol

In front of his office den usually over d wall a lot of Term papers have been thrown all over d place,...and as a rule, never is a student allowed to come in with footwear!

I even heared he threw satchet water at Mbanefo d former VC....lol

Greatest of d greatest jaja!....I can say durign my time in Nsukka der ws "santa villa",madam Big fish; oga yambeans which ws 40 naira at the tym.NSLT was a place for tidy for nyt class.d back of d hall ws so dark boys go dey run dia fingers up some soft tinz till morning !
Men go table akara and bread or okpa di oki for morning....adult dose tablets.girls go evenpackage okpa come class, no tym!...ENN Njoku was my base!RM 119 in 2006!

I especially enjoyed GS combined classes whr chicks from oda depts go show, we go sidon bak seat dey tk one eye look Mrs Inoma as she dey yarn!d oda eye go dey sample chicks!

But most of all, exam tym was not a tym for jokes....nyt class tinz steady.twas really tough to re, ain even an average student talk more of excellent.
Thats y it is called Lions Den, cos it was tough as hell!... if u cant cope with d stress u'll run mad! And each year people trully ran mad....no jokes!

THERE ARE ONLY TWO UNIVERSITIES IN NIGERIA....UNIVERSITY OF NIGERIA AND OTHERS!!! Respect

.....Someppl, jst take humility for weakness! I dnt blame dem! It takes a great heart to apologise the way he did,....this is commendable!

chumakk: I sorry for the guy but consider yuzedo and okija juju....

Yeah,popular guys...bt to me they both come second and third...D banana islander(Yuzedo),funny guy buh,if ppl dnt hate u,u cn never be Most popular!


Sexkills banned someone till 2032....hahaha...dt guy shld beta remain anonymous.

Do u eva preach?Once a Year Pseudo envangelism u called preachin?And wt do u say aside frm "Accept jesus as Ur personal lord and saviour"...check d bible if dats rili wat jesus sent u to preach I'll oblidge!

noma beeee: and d worst and annoying part is dt dy cn neva let u preach to them.

....My friend uninstall it, go to d market and buy one with product key....then install and enjoy!

What is dis?......RUBBISH! Is this a prophesy of is he just guessing?I see doz things too and i dont go around calling myself a prophet! Pls we should mind d things we attirbute to d Almighty, no jokes!

What of medical line? If we cant apply to dis, is der any we cld appply to?...Front page pls!