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Okpa-concious nigerian students.....Its Sleem Dude...superlion 010 from UNEC, FHST! Peace bruv!

Bold brave witnesses....U must listen o!shoot at dem and u get arrested/jailed:Insult dem and dey walk out on ur stupidity:Lock ur door, hide urslf under bed and dey'll cm d next day.hw long can u keep runnin frm ur own house? threathen dem, spit on dem, pour water or poo self, u jst gave dem reason to b happy and come back.....Complain all u want,...Person wey send dem pass u, so u cn never stop dem!if e too pain u go HUG d nearest transformer, or move ur house to d moon!All so no one wld say "I didnt hear"!!!

...Nlders, oya mk I confess! I bee Tonto dike horse band!...shez even carrying two of my pikins!whr are my fans?

The Evil Ones wey suppose Die no go Die,ŋα dia innocent sons,...SINS OF THE FATHER!....End Time Tinz

Guy u sabi something!

mascot87: I go crazy every time I see moderate bobby(two lovely pointed oranges) on d chest of a girl.I love is so much I swear.

Nyc writup....buh I'll ask, should you tell her its ur first time? Tendency is der she'll look down on ur performance or grade u with bias....am really lookin out for the comments dat follo d show!

^^^^there are 21 rules guiding behaviour here.check them again!

OMG!!!Serzly, how do people get this sick?....arent der good hospitals in enugu or wat?

halloween70: You be cofa?

Lols.....ehen na! I guess being a medical corper in a teaching hospital has it advantages, and disadvantages too! Wait till I tell u hw I dey close work for nyt plus working on weekends wen oda corpers dey sleep!

Bought a flat screen samsumg LED 32inch,64k....bought samsung galagzy note 8, 80k.....sent cash home, clothes, shoes,outings with beer and fish, suya most weekends, bis subscription monthly, gen fueling and maintanance, dstv subscription, etc.....and I'll be saving 240k by oct......lyfz Good

Personally, I lyk dem bold and daring! Theres nothing like a girl who knows what she wants and goes for it.Some ladies think it'll make dem seem cheap but the truth is responsible guys like myself respect such ladies and value them cause they WILL come through for you no matter what.

Lol....and NO thanks! There hasnt been no nyashing or straffings or fckings...! I belive it'll destroys d relationship.for someone you want to sp3nd the rest of your life with, theres a whole lot of time to nyash in d future if things work out.....correct me if am wrong!

....Twas nothing serious dat caused d breakup, just distance and attention deficit.

Perplexing situation! I find myself still in love with my ex even after one year of breakup.she brokeup with me and i decided to move on too.i have met others but I just cant get her out of my mind.we struck up the relationship recently again after one year.whats the prognosis?

Church traditions...Not Found in the bible.

Dbanj has been wacky since the split!Songs are rubbish!stage performances are nonesense...he iss slowly falling!

I PAY TAX!!!GOVT shud Employ more road cleaners,many ppl are jobless!Y SHUD I STRESS MYSELF?Afterall if I dnt do it,Either Mr Yezudo or Mr Cork will...

[NOW I LOVE TONTO DECAY!!![/b]

owkay!no wonder garri became cheeper all of a sudden!!!

I GO BREAK BOTTLE FOR E HEAD!

Cameroun baboon pride...tk note!

Confusion: Wow fist time I didn't see banana island in your post
Mod someone has hacked yuzedo account

Lolzzzzz!Plss sm1 dail 911!

CAMEROONPRIDE: Wow, so they have electricity/power in naija?

Nooo!We use candle wraped in glass and hung upside down...stinky BABOON!!

[color=#990000][/color]Rubbish!Are the "legal" ones we have any better than these?mtcheww!!!!

dridowu: How can i improve my dialect ( IJEBU ) ?

Dance around your compound naked 7tims shouting 'shokolokobangboshe'

dridowu: How can i improve my dialect ( IJEBU ) ?

Dancee around your compound naked 7tims shouting 'shokolokobangboshe'

Temismith: Tanx for d informative.

Maybe u need some!Heard it also works For retardedness!