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Reading the comments here and the ones on Sahara reporter ,i shake my head in pity to see how stupid Nigerians have become.They now suffer from the Stockholm syndrome.They have lost touch with reality and common sense.

r u actually happy dat gej brother died.may God help u.

justi4jesu: please house also see if you can translate this pidgin to English

"E DON TEY WEY DAY BREAK'"

e neva early wen sun begin shine

Na wa oh

Johnnoah1st: Pls any body with d link for live commentary of d match should please post it

dnt worry naira land will gve u de best commentary

Naija go win 3 2

U ppl dat r calling supernatural tinz stupidity.if God exist it means satan exist.if satan exist it means his allies which r demons exist.if u tink demons does nt exist y r u guys scared of coming out at night.dnt deny it cos i knw u guys will deny it.hell is real pips repent

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De best tin to do is to go To God in prayer nd de reason why u r confused is because u av choosed to trust in human intelligence.remember any relationship dat was nt planted ny God must crumble.

Reyginus: What sort of bible truth is this?
Faking a prophecy to achieve an ultimate plan will only change ur status as a prophet.
My question still is, can God utter a word that will not come to pass?

no my brother.

If u kip calling gej cleuless den i tink u r de cleuless person.de only way we can stp being afraid of bh is to repent nd be saved.

musKeeto: yes I do..
A mosquito's vision of hell

EDIT:
Let me post the story here:

I used to think GOD was NOT REAL, until I had a vision about hell...

Red, sticky with cooked flesh floating, the bowl of peppersoup and cow meat was handed over to me. I had heard stories about this scary place, but never heard about the chef.

The following was a conversation I had with him..

@Satan: We didn't get to hear your version. What really happened?

Lucifer: You see I was king of heaven, then Yahweh and Gabriel conspired against me. They kicked me out. Of course, I was the one who planted the tree. I always knew Yahweh had their eyes on my throne. So like a good programmer, I put a backdoor in the garden, the tree of the knowledge of good and evil. Yahweh was scared when he found out. He tried uprooting the tree, but of course that was impossible.. He knew that if mankind ever knew the truth, they wouldn't worship Him. Why do you think He rules by fear? Look at the number of people
He destroyed in the Old Testament... how many did I kill? So I possessed a snake (by the way, forget those stories, snakes never had legs, I created them to slide) and told Eve the truth. Then she told Adam, and Yahweh was very displeased.. In His wrath, He cursed the snake and mankind. He couldn't curse me.Ever since then, mankind have tried to serve me, by chasing knowledge and freedom, yet Yahweh has always kept punishing them.. Jelosi go kill am...

Me: but Satan, na wa o.. which kain yarns be dis? Truly, you be deceiver..

Satan: you say... no be yahweh dey do all the evil wey dey this world, when im finish una go come blame me? See, I sabi speak Pidgin. According to Yahweh, all languages commot because people been dey build tower of Babel.. lie lie man.. So even pidgin (better warri broken) start on top TOWER matter? lwkmd.. Anyways, make I saturate you with a few verses from your Bible.


Even im pikin wey try beta pass am small, still get small of im papa character..


me: , stop stop e don do.. *hails fela, hitler, michael jackson, all the catholic priests, all the sinning christians, nigerian politicians, oledepo, adeboye... plus all my african ancestors wey no hear abt Jesus...*


REPENT FOR THE KINGDOM OF GOD IS AT HAND...

Yahweh's on the winning side. He's not GOOD/EVIL.. He WON.. that's all that matters.. atheists and bad belle ppl, i wan go heaven o...

watch what you say my brother cos blasphemy against de holy spirit will nt be forgving.if satan was truly stronger than God.how come de name of jesus scares him.

Femmymata2: I don't believe that hell exist. Because its only a crazy monster that can create such evil place as a means of punishing humans/spirit forever, thank Goodness such monster doesn't exist. Hell is an imagination of treacherous,wicked,despicable,callous human being, i can't wish my enemy to burn,roast and be tormented forever, CAN YOU? But YOUR GOD CAN. Pathetic

God himself does nt want us to go to hell dats y he sent jesus to die for us.

[quote author=Red-Light]what if the witches are the Gods that we refuse to serve [/quote]how can u serve something dat wants to kill u at the d slightest chance.oya serve witches lets see where they will take u to.

Akposkool: Abeg who fit volunteer to go and check it?cum back and share ur xperience o.am waiting patiently with d hope of some Goodluck.

sowie man it doesnt work dat way

musKeeto: lol.. seriously person die come back this earth? heehe.. right choice..

my brother me sef bn no dey blve oh.bt now am a strong born again cos i dnt wnt to enter dat place called hell.blve me life after death is even REALER than life on earth.

Most atheist get deir protection frm diabolical sources.ask.ppl blve witches exist bt they dont blve God exist.if witches exist God exist nd if God exist heaven exist.dat is de most logical explanation i can think of nw

[quote author=Red-Light]heaven and hell is on the earth.... if u rich (u are in heaven)even bible said if u are rich u will inherit the earth, but if u are poor and broke, walahi na hell u dey... if u are a citizen of america or any european country (u are in heaven) if u are a citizen of any african country especially nigeria.. omo na hell fire u dey o

there is nothing like life after death or endless heaven or undending fire cos no one has being able to proof it..they are all fabricated lies to make m0rons looks more f0oolish[/quote]u nd i knw dat u blv in hell nd heaven bt all u want is de easy way.bt i tell u dis today.i av a testimony of a guy dat died nd came bck to life.nd i tell u my guy if u like usef gve u life to chist with immediate effect cos dey is no repentance in de gave

Hell nd heaven r very real.we can only get to heaven through faith.heaven is nt for philophers.it is for ppl dat uses their mind to reason nt their head.if u doubt me pls read the book.VOICES FROMM THE EDGE OF ETERNITY

I can only vote for God kingdom

Kslib: Mtcheew.. What is this baptised ode even saying.. Those footballers that were abandoned like you claim were the responsibility of the FG and NFA,and not the masses. Is it the fault of Nigerians..
In Nigeria,a larger percentage are struggling for themselves and may not even have the time to know what's happening in the private lives of these footballers...
Are the said footballers you mentioned saints?. Everybody has his own spending habits and some of them might have un-knowingly squandered their cash without thinking of the future..
Look,whatever the case may be,i know that some of them needed help and fg/Nfa ignored them without doing nada,but that doesn't give you the right to address Nigeria in such a way..
In Nigeria,1% controls 99% of the citizens,so the incompetence of the 1% to help these guys should not be used as an excuse to insult the 99% with such remarks..
This might be the internet,but i suspect you "@acidtalk" to be someone with a very wicked and demonic mind..If tb joshua could heal people through their tv sets,why shouldn't i feel your demonic mindset from the internet. By their posts you shall know them.. After someone will come and say "Your online personality is not a true reflection of who you are".. Now i know why they say "common sense is not common".. Thank GOD for dumb ass*es like you who made humanity to realise the value of common sense.. Rubbishh..
Yeah,osaze doesn't want to play for Nigeria,and i respect that but stop using such dumb conclusions as the reason for his decision on not to play for naija..

he may have said something wrong bt i dnt tink it gves u de right to abuse him.correcting him z gud bt abusing him z nt.if u want want to keep abusing him then create a human by ursef,den send ur first son to die for de human u created wen u can simply crreate anoda one.if i where u i will ask God for mercy for wat u just did so u wunt miss out wen rapture tkes place.and dis applies to all nairalanders.

How true is dis story.bokoharam will soon come nd strt saying dey didnt ask for dialogue.

Adanyebe: I trust Nollywood.... anoda venture to shoot a movie on him titled "My LOst LEG"

do u play with evwitin

its nt over untill its over.i will be happy if man u wins

am a man u fan bt i advice we shud nt celebrate too early.dnt forget wat happened ysterday

dopeJemi: U wan jes make me vex dis early mawnin nau

Chelsea vs liverpool(fa cup finaL) carol's goaL waz ruled out wen it waz clearly a goal

Chelsea vs wigan(epL) chelsea's 2 goaLs were clearly offside, n it almost sent wigan 2 d relegation zone

Chelsea vs tottenham(epL) mata's goal waz a big blunder

D list z endless

If u fink being a ref z easy y not try it n c

Nau u said shelvy didn't deserve d red card, r u even a fan of football cuz if u r, u'll knw dat wen u make a tackLe wiv both boots, its a straight red card

Chelsea vs man-u(3-3) nau we had 2 penalty dat waznt awarded 2 us b4 d oda 2 waz awarded, d 1st 1 waz a clear penalty cuz welbeck waz clearly fouled by ivanovic

Unless u av a proof n a video 2 show dat we bribe referees, don't make stupeed claims

now dis is how an arguement shud be made.my brother u talk wella.it is nt easy to be a ref.dey r saying chelsea will defeat man u today all i can say is lets wait till 90min

Meaning? So wats de feeling called?

Arsenal played well nd scored goals.chelsea played well nd cud nt score dis much goals nd dey keep blaming de ref.i bt if it was chelsea de match wud av ended 4 0.

ayobase: Yes yes yes!
Man u made use of the opportunity while it lasted, can Arsenal even succeed with the help of ref? NO!

my brother tell am oh.dey keep saying chelsea played beta dan man u.bt y didnt dey just score 10 since dey played beta.its if a team wins a match dat matas nt hw dey played..an offside goal was scored dat showed de professionality of man u players to deceive all de officials of de mtch.repent for God is coming soon.i rest my case.oya make una abuse me sharp sharp.

ayobase: Yes yes yes!
Man u made use of the opportunity while it lasted, can Arsenal even succeed with the help of ref? NO!

my brother tell am oh.dey keep saying chelsea played beta dan man u.bt y didnt dey just score 10 since dey played beta.its if a team wins a match dat matas nt hw dey played..an offside goal was scored dat showed de professionality of man u players to deceive all de officials of de mtch.repent for God is coming soon.i rest my case.oya make una abuse me sharp sharp.

mukina2: chaimaka ooo

no ban me ooh

acidtalk: Let me throw a question back to you;

Someone who comes out to lie to millions of people that God called him and so therefore he is a man of God, He plays on the naïve nature of people by using their 10% tithe and offerings to buy fleets of private jet and build expensive school thereby denying the poor.

And a Muslim who genuinely shares what he has made legally to the needy, WHO DO YOU THINK WILL MAKE HEAVEN??


Not every so called christian will smell the gate of Heaven, most especially those that have used the name of God to deceive people.

r

u av no right to say wat u just said.if u pay your tithe u r nt paying it to de pastor weda he eats it or not.so pls dnt rob God

Hu r we to say wat his emotions wer.i pray God grants him eternal rest in his bossom