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Car Talk › Re: Photos From A Ghastly Accident Between A Fuel Tanker And Trailer On Ikorodu Road by misreal(m): 8:15am On Aug 04, 2015

Ddonoflife:
Shld we blame the driver.the road or the vehicles....

bokoharam[color=#990000][/color] angry

Politics › Re: Army Set To Establish Brigade At Sambisa Forest- Punch by misreal(m): 8:13am On Aug 04, 2015

Cutehector:
sure thing... But whateva d case, d nigerian army should try and end dis menace for christ sake... They shouldn't recruit ppo who just feel like no job, leme join d army.. No.. Instead, they should recruit people who r willin to die for their country.. There is honor in that... It may be surprisin dat many soldiers may end up in heaven..

you have a point sir,most people recruited by the NA are jobless people.not people who are ready to serve.moreover,I seriously cannot blame them because even those who died serving were not properly honored,and their family members neglected. So how can a man who saw his dad neglected by the government be happy to serve? undecided

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Politics › Re: Army Set To Establish Brigade At Sambisa Forest- Punch by misreal(m): 8:04am On Aug 04, 2015

Cutehector:
no mind dem.. Weneva I watch them in tv sayin things dat should be classified, am like, dnt dey knw d boko haram could be viewin dem in 5D... You hold a conference and so many media organizations r filmin and u say the nigerian army wil do dis and do dat.. Without knwin d implications... Weneva the army should hold a conference, no media organization should be let insyd... Evrytn dat should hapen withn d military should remain top secret.. Hw can one fight d enemy when he reveals his tactics... Dats so dumb... If I happen to be d army chief, and I catch any bloody civilian media staff in any of my meetins eh, oh lawd.... Words can't say

hahahahaah....it should be that they have already established a working base in sambisa,which is already aiding the flushing of bokoharam before they can tell the public.the fact is,we have bokoharam sympathisers in every part of Nigeria and by now I think bokoharam could have established counter measures for this.

Politics › Re: Army Set To Establish Brigade At Sambisa Forest- Punch by misreal(m): 7:51am On Aug 04, 2015

Cutehector:
Why can't the nigerian army do classified operations for once...

The masses aren't suposed to hear this... The army is too too open..

Pardon my english...

my brother,the masses are not suppose to hear this.I think NA are not yet serious..

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Jokes Etc › Re: 11 Types Of People That We Missed On Nairaland by misreal(m): 7:23pm On Aug 03, 2015

I really miss the g cry

arri dealers oh..oga seun a beg allow our garri crew oh. cry

Christianity Etc › Re: Dedicated Prayer Partners by misreal(m): 8:24am On Aug 03, 2015

08054262613........pls add me...let it be a whatsaap group..

Politics › Re: Nigerian Military Arrests Boko Haram Commander, Rescues 178 People (photos) by misreal(m): 7:05am On Aug 03, 2015

this people should be properly screened before they bring in suicide bombers into the country.no one will spend a month with bokoharam and remain the same..suicide bombing started some months after Nigeria started rescuing girls from sambisa...

Jokes Etc › Re: My Punishment For Staying Back From Church, Story Written By Paul Morgan by misreal(m): 11:46pm On Aug 02, 2015

Hahahaahahah

Christianity Etc › Re: Why I Want To Leave Islam Twenty-eight Reasons To Say Goodbye by misreal(m): 9:08pm On Aug 02, 2015

parisbookaddict:
I see u can't answer the other questions rather chose to give unsupported information and ur own opinion on aisha age.

Aisha's age is KNoWN and recorded in several hadiths, including sahih hadiths, maybe u don't know or u lying on purpose to deceive peopl.

Here are a few texts of the hadiths that prove aisha was a child and mohammed like molesting kids:

Sahih Muslim, Book 008, Number 3311:
'A'isha (Allah be pleased with her)
reported that [size=16pt]Allah's Apostle (may
peace be upon him) married her
when she was seven years old,
and he was taken to his house as
a bride when she was nine, and
her dolls were with her; [/size]
and when
he (the Holy Prophet) died she
was eighteen years old.

Sahih Bukhari, Volume 1, Book 4, Number 232:
Narrated 'Amr bin Maimun:
I heard Sulaiman bin Yasar talking
about the clothes soiled with
s.emen. He said that 'Aisha had
said, "I used to wash it off the
clothes of Allah's Apostle and he
would go for the prayers while
water spots were still visible on
them.

Sahih Bukhari, Volume 1, Book 6, Number 298:
Narrated 'Aisha:
[size=13pt]The Prophet and I used to take a
bath from a single pot while we
were Junub. During the menses,
he used to order me to put on an
Izar (dress worn below the waist)
and used to F.ONDLE me. While in
Itikaf, he used to bring his head
near me and I would wash it while
I used to be in my periods
(MENSES). [/size]

Sahih Muslim, Book 008, Number 3460:
Jabir b. 'Abdullah (Allah be pleased
with them) reported: 'Abdullah
died and he left (behind him) nine
or seven daughters. I married a
woman who had been previously
married. Allah's Messenger (may
peace be upon him) said to me:
Jabir, have you married? I said:
Yes. He (again) said: A virgin or
one previously married? I said:
Messenger of Allah, with one who
was previously married,
whereupon he said:[size=13pt] Why didn't
you marry a young girl so that
you could sport with her and she
could sport with you, [/size]
or you could
amuse with her and she could
amuse with you? I said to him:
'Abdullah died (he fell as martyr in
Uhud) and left nine or seven
daughters behind him; I,
therefore, did not approve of the
idea that I should bring a (girl)
like them, but I preferred to bring
a woman who should look after
them and teach them good
manners, whereupon he (Allah's
Messenger) said: May Allah bless
you, or he supplicated (for the)
good (to be) conferred on me (by
Allah).

chair bros.u r harsh. grin

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Sports › Re: Caf U23 Championship Qualifier :Nigeria 0 Vs Congo 0 (Live) by misreal(m): 6:04pm On Aug 02, 2015

Daninya11:
Some people hearts jumped out through their mouths.

I did it on purpose oh...hahabaa grin

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Sports › Re: Caf U23 Championship Qualifier :Nigeria 0 Vs Congo 0 (Live) by misreal(m): 5:27pm On Aug 02, 2015

Walelavender:
Can you be serious for once?

Sports › Re: Caf U23 Championship Qualifier :Nigeria 0 Vs Congo 0 (Live) by misreal(m): 5:26pm On Aug 02, 2015

Daninya11:
You be misfake. . You almost killed some people. Lolxxxxx

hahahahahahahahah..

Sports › Re: Caf U23 Championship Qualifier :Nigeria 0 Vs Congo 0 (Live) by misreal(m): 5:17pm On Aug 02, 2015

nig 0 Congo 1..chai.I blame buhari

Christianity Etc › Re: The Early Church Vs The Modern Church by misreal(m): 7:46am On Aug 02, 2015

Christianity Etc › Re: ..a Thread For Intercessors.. by misreal(op): 12:16pm On Aug 01, 2015

menesheh:
Why i asked (am not asserting) was that you gave out your number. This how scam bait works, drawing some gullible persons to call a con and swindle process starts.

no its not a scam...u know some people find it difficult to tell their problems on a public forum..

Christianity Etc › Re: ..a Thread For Intercessors.. by misreal(op): 11:52am On Aug 01, 2015

menesheh:
Is this a scam bait

what scam??..a thread mearnt to intercede and pray for those who can summon enough courage to say their problems is what you call a scam?? Did I demand for money..like I said,if you have no need for prayers or no need to intercede,please just read the comments and go your way..

Christianity Etc › ..a Thread For Intercessors.. by misreal(op): 10:45am On Aug 01, 2015

This is an intercessors thread..please be warned,if you have no urge to intercede in prayer for anybody or state your problem,just read the comment and go your way...This was inspired by the holy ghost..drop a name you wish to be identified with and give a hint or state exactly what you want God to do for you or what the problem is.and we will intercede on your behalf and you will see the mighty hand of God coming to settle your problem.........contact me on whatsaap..08054262613..

Christianity Etc › Re: She Has Been Talking Dirty Lately.....advice Needed. by misreal(op): 9:03am On Aug 01, 2015

tosyne2much:
OP, I know say na you the tin happen to

It's simple na, just make her understand that your love for her will fade away if you get under her pant

I think this should scare her

tosyne my man...u too much.

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Romance › Re: The Edge Women Has Over Men. by misreal(m): 8:25am On Aug 01, 2015

True

Christianity Etc › Re: She Has Been Talking Dirty Lately.....advice Needed. by misreal(op): 8:21am On Aug 01, 2015

tosyne2much:
Yeah I'm kicking fine.. What do you have for me today, being the 1st of August ?

una come here dey spoil this thread..tosyne..I am watching ya with a microscope grin

Christianity Etc › Re: She Has Been Talking Dirty Lately.....advice Needed. by misreal(op): 7:42am On Aug 01, 2015

AdeniyiA:
tell your friend, even though it might be you, that he should stick to his gun to avoid regrets,
Proverbs 1:10 My son, if sinners entice thee, consent thou not.
And I must tell you that she'd probably be giving it to someone else,but don't worry everything will sort itself our when you refuse her request

hmmmm.true.

Christianity Etc › Re: She Has Been Talking Dirty Lately.....advice Needed. by misreal(op): 12:16am On Aug 01, 2015

munchfani:
Go read ur books, and if u so hate skool, get a fucckin handwork

do you think this I is a joke.if you have nothing to say.please go and sleep..

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Christianity Etc › She Has Been Talking Dirty Lately.....advice Needed. by misreal(op): 12:03am On Aug 01, 2015*

A person I know who is a devoted christian happens to be in a relationship with gal..they both love each other and decided not to have sex till they get married..but lately the girl in question demanded for sex,saying that she loves him so much and believes that having sex will strengthen their bond. He refused and gave her some reasons why they should not go on with the act,even going as far as telling the girl to move on with her life if she can no longer wait.she refused and agreed to wait.but lately,she has been talking dirty,even while they chat on whatsaap...he really needs advice..left for me I suggested he dissolves the relationship even though the girl trully loves him...fellow believers..what do you think??

Romance › Two Things You Lose Before Marriage That You Cant Regain. by misreal(op): 6:49am On Jul 30, 2015

Two things you will lost before marriage that can
never be regain back. If before you marry and you have lost
These two things, my brother and my sister, you
cannot regain them back.

1. Loosing your rightful partner: if before you got
married you have lost your rueful partner that God
kept for you and you went and married the wrong
person. You have lost it forever, I advice you to
pray and know your rightful partner before getting
into marriage. Marrying the wrong person can still take you back
to a single lady or man that you used to be before. Its better to be single praying to be married than to
be married praying to become single again.

2. Loosing your vi*ginity: if you loose your virginity
you can never regain it back, its better you keep it
but for those of you that have lost it, pray to God
and keep your self never to do it again.

Science/Technology › Re: Missing Malaysia Airlines MH370 Plane Wreckage Found Off The Coast Of Africa? by misreal(m): 5:40am On Jul 30, 2015

ichommy:
*Clapping* Una Well done

...my brother it two me a lot of time and money to purchase this land you want to steal oh. grin

Science/Technology › Re: Missing Malaysia Airlines MH370 Plane Wreckage Found Off The Coast Of Africa? by misreal(m): 3:13am On Jul 30, 2015

Hmmmmm

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Crime › Re: 2nd Yr-unn Female Student Caught Stealing Android Phone Stripped And Beaten by misreal(m): 3:11am On Jul 30, 2015

Did should not make front page oh..

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Crime › Re: 2nd Yr-unn Female Student Caught Stealing Android Phone Stripped And Beaten by misreal(m): 3:10am On Jul 30, 2015

Why post her pics online...let those who are without sin be de first to cast the stone..

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Nairaland General › Dad When Will My Fingers Grow Back?? by misreal(op): 2:38am On Jul 30, 2015

While a man was polishing his new car, his 4-year-old son picked up a stone and scratched lines on the side of the car.
In anger, the man took the child’s hand and hit it many times; not realizing he was using a wrench.
At the hospital, the child lost all of his fingers due to multiple fractures. When the child saw his father… with painful eyes, he asked; “Dad when will my fingers grow back?”
The man was so hurt and speechless; he went back to his car and kicked it a lot of times. Devastated by his own actions, sitting in front of that car he looked at the scratches; the child had written “LOVE YOU DAD”.
Anger and love have no limits; choose love to have a beautiful, lovely life.
Things are to be used and people are to be loved, but the problem in today’s world is that, people are often used and things are loved.
Let’s be careful to keep this thought in mind: THINGS are to be USED, but PEOPLE are to be LOVED

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Health › 5 Ways To Naturally Whiten Your Teeth.. by misreal(op): 2:32am On Jul 30, 2015

1. Brush After Drinking or Eating
The best way, but not always the easiest is to simply brush your teeth after eating or drinking something. This takes a lot of persistence and can even be kind of difficult depending on where you are at the time. Most food does not stain teeth, but if you are a coffee drinker or if you smoke, you can pretty much count on having discolored teeth from staining. If this is the case then having your teeth cleaned every three months may be in order, besides trying some of the natural remedies listed here.
2. Baking Soda and Hydrogen Peroxide
This works great as a natural teeth whitener. Many people confirm to the fact that it does make their teeth look whiter. Mix a small amount of hydrogen peroxide with a small amount of baking soda to make a paste. Brush your teeth as usual, making sure you brush those back teeth too. Hydrogen peroxide is an anti-bacterial agent and works great as a total mouth and gum cleaner and keeps the mouth free of germs.
Baking soda is a gritty substance like sandpaper so be careful that you have enough hydrogen peroxide mixed in with the soda because if you don’t it can very well scrub the enamel right off your teeth and enamel does not grow back. The paste should not be gritty at all, and in fact it should be a runnier paste than a stiff paste.
Try making your own with this homemade remineralizing toothpaste recipe or this homemade probiotic toothpaste recipe.
3. Coconut Oil Pulling
Can it be true? Coconut oil to clean your teeth? Just when you thought you heard it all when it comes to coconut oil, along it comes to the rescue as a teeth whitener. Some people are attesting to their teeth becoming whiter by applying coconut oil to their teeth after they brush. But for most people, they are praising the results of oil pulling. Simply put a spoonful of coconut oil in your mouth and swish it between your teeth for 5 to 20 minutes. Or add a few drops to your tooth brush and simple brush it on, or add the coconut oil to a corner of a clean wash cloth and rub it on. Also, coconut oil has antimicrobial properties so it’s great for your gums as well.
4. Apple Cider Vinegar (ACV)
It makes sense that apple cider vinegar would eventually remove stubborn stains on the teeth, especially from coffee and nicotine. It has been proven that it does work but you have to be consistent and it takes a least a month of continuous usage to see results. Some say that using ACV looks like you just got your teeth professionally cleansed. Be careful, as with all acids, it can remove the enamel on your teeth as well. After brushing with ACV, you will need to brush again with regular toothpaste, preferably a non fluoride paste, or rinse your mouth out really well.
5. Lemon or Orange Peels
There have been reports that lemon and or orange peels will also do the trick of whitening your teeth. Guess you don’t know until you try. Here again, these food products are very healthy and good for your stomach but the acid content might eventually wear away the enamel on the teeth. So if you use lemon or orange peel always rinse afterwards to be on the safe side. A good oral mouth rinse is hydrogen peroxide because it keeps breath fresh by eliminating bad breath and also is a very good bacterial agent. Use half water and half hydrogen peroxide, swish around in your mouth and leave in for at least a full minute.
6. Strawberries
It has been said that Catherine Zeta Jones whitens her teeth with strawberries. Who would have thought? Tyra Banks tried this teeth whitening trick on her show. She simply mashed up about four or five strawberries and rubbed this yummy mixture all over her teeth. Tyra Banks teeth are already really white from having them bleached so you couldn’t really tell any difference. Some people say this really does work, and if Catherine Zeta Jones rubs her teeth with strawberries, it must be worth giving it a try. Some people say this works right away. Rinse well afterwards.

Christianity Etc › How To Kill Goliath. by misreal(op): 2:26am On Jul 30, 2015

We were created to grow and evolve. Growth however is uncomfortable. It requires learning, stretching, adapting and a lot of risks. Because of the uncertainty involved in taking risks however, so many people have become paranoid and allowed themselves to degenerate into mere onlookers in life. They just sit back and watch others live their lives.
Let’s take a look into your own life as a case study. When was the last time you tried something new or took a risk no matter how little? Don’t you always say, “I wish someone does something about that?” Why do you always intuitively pictures others well-suited for a challenge but yourself? The answer is quite simple. Maybe you’ve lost it. Or, maybe you’ve not. Maybe you timidly diminished your capacity to dare and faked a cripple out of yourself.
The biggest risk of all times is not taking risks. If we don’t take worthwhile risks, we will accomplish nothing worthwhile in life. Imagine what could have happened if Columbus never stepped out of his comfort zone to discover new harbor; If Rosa Parks never said “My feet hurt”; If Mahatma Gandhi just sat back and wished the world was a better place; If Martin Luther King has kept his dreams to himself; If David just wished Goliath wasn’t so mean?
The issue is that without taking risk, you can’t exploit any opportunities. You can live a quiet and reasonably happy life, but you are unlikely to create something new, and you are unlikely to make your mark on the world. That wasn’t the creator’s original plan for you. You are wired for greatness. There is no greatness in mere wishes. If wishes were horses, beggars will ride.
Goliath is very mean. Your greatness is directly proportional to your willingness to dare. To eat an egg, you have to break the shell. Life, however, seems to have a habit of making ways for the person who knows where he’s going. What do you really want? Don’t tell me, just go for it! Reluctance to take chances holds you back in life. You are as great as the mountains you are willing to courageously surmount.
Sir Edmund Hillary who was the first successful person to climb Mount Everest had these to say, “It is not the mountain we conquer but ourselves.”
What are you scared of anyway? Failure? Failure is a consequence, a result, not a person. Fear of failure must never be the reason not to try something new. If you fear failure, you will never be great, because failures are intrinsic raw materials for success. The single reason Africa is still backwards is her culture of fear. Franklin D. Roosevelt said it all well, “Only thing we have to fear is fear itself”
“Our doubts are our traitors, and make us lose the good we oft might win, by fearing to attempt.” – William Shakespeare
Taking risks improves your self-image. You respect yourself more. If you could kill the bear, you can kill the Goliath! Your ability to courageously tackle problems improves with each new experience. You get better, not because you were successful with the last task, but because you dared. Each time we face our fear, we gain strength, courage, and confidence in the doing. You learn, you evolve, and you grow; just as you were originally meant to.
Just look around you. There are still mountains to conquer, Goliath to kill, dreams to achieve. What are you doing about it? Waiting for heroes to show up? The “hero” is you. The world is waiting for you. Be audacious. Take the bull by the horns. Get up and face that giant. That’s how to kill Goliaths!

Christianity Etc › Should A Pastor Marry A Catholic?? by misreal(op): 11:38am On Jul 29, 2015

I was just wondering.should a pentecostal pastor marry a catholic girl that loves him...no abuses pls.its just a question.....don't comment if you have nothing to say..

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