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.FTC...I want to dedicate this one to Jesus my saviour....introvert u r in trouble oh.

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NgeneUkwenu:
http://www.channelstv.com/2015/07/14/noi-70-of-nigerians-approve-buharis-30-days-performance/?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter

person never begin work,dem.don begin approve..in fact I am relocating to hell fire.tired of Nigerians..

[quote author=NgeneUkwenu post=35882867]http://www.channelstv.com/2015/07/14/noi-70-of-nigerians-approve-buharis-30-days-performance/?utm_source=dlvr.

ajahexcel:
NIGERIAN UNIVERSITY SCHOLARSHIPS Gathered this data from JAMB
The cutoff mark was set today to be 180 for universities, 150 for Polytechnics and Colleges of Education
Yes the cutoff mark is out and here is a list of the highest competing schools for JAMBites
University of Ilorin, Ilorin – 107,488

University of Benin, Benin – 71,496

Nnamdi Azikiwe University, Awka – 70,609

University of Nigeria, Nsukka – 66,788

University of Lagos, Lagos – 62,472

Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria – 60,237

University of Ibadan, Ibadan – 47,497

Bayero University, Kano – 46,801

Obafemi Awolowo University, Ife – 43,965

University of Jos, Jos – 41,286

SOURCE: NIGERIAN UNIVERSITY SCHOLARSHIPS
https://plus.google.com/+NUSAlerts/posts/jXYbYbSQAcT

university of kano,university of his,university of Zaria?...Nigerians no dey fear oh..hahah

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segemint:
introvert get thee behind me .. * 1005 naira blin blin way some men dey wear

introvert is watching you oh

holuwamurewa:
Ehh

I just dey chop Ftc nawadaes

introvert is watching you oh..

menesheh:
Yea, i need somethings that will keep me going

hahahahahahaha,bros a beg no wish for am oh. Because I hear say hell fire the burn forever.e beta make we just avoid am oh

menesheh:
hahahaha


menn it will be so boring for Christians in paradise. no preaching, attacking non believer, no hope of going to heaven again etc

boring,??maybe you prefer hell...

Freemanan:
ESPECIALLY IN THE AREA OF HUMAN PSYCHOLOGY...



THE LADY BELOW HAVE FEW WORDS FOR THEM...

hahahaha...introvert. Lol..

jejemanito:
Dear Lord

u feel me??

Edwardhead:
It'll never make fp, u dont list... you think it's dat easy

this is the wickedest post ever on naira land..

[quote author=kestolove95 post=35865529]My problm is nepa dat pdp left behind, dey kip bringing lite as if we subscribe for night plans alone[/quotee see don't tire.I av had light for so many days that I fear for the bill at the end of the month.

MichaelSokoto:
The Peoples Democratic Party has told President
Muhamamdu Buhari and his deputy, Prof. Yemi
Osinbajo, that cutting their salaries will not be the
only thing Nigerians are expecting from them.
Rather, the party said the President and his party,
the All Progressives Congress, must strive to fulfil
their electioneering promises.
Moreover, the party said that salary is a mere drop
in the ocean of personal allowances and privileges
that come to the president.
The main opposition party, which had been ruling
Nigerian since 1999 until it was defeated during the
last general elections, also said rejection of official
cars by the President won’t be enough to sway the
expectations of the voters from the new
government.
National Publicity Secretary of the PDP, Chief Olisa
Metuh, stated this in a statement he signed in Abuja
on Tuesday.
The President and his deputy on Friday, announced
50 per cent cut in their own salaries.
The President also, on Thursday, rejected new bullet
proofs cars worth over N400m.
While Metuh said that the PDP appreciated the
gestures by the President, he insisted that the APC
was over-dramatising the achievements of the
Federal Government.
Metuh therefore warned Buhari against celebrating
what he called “cosmetic governance.”
Metuh said his party believed that there was a need
to bring to the President’s notice certain indices, he
said, if not properly corrected, were capable of
derailing the smooth running of his (Buhari’s)
administration.
He said in the statement, “It is incontrovertible that
instead of focusing on the promises you made to
Nigerians and on policy thrusts that will move our
economy forward, the ruling party has been made to
be very high on propaganda, deceitful engagement
and cosmetic governance.
“We believe you should extricate yourself from these
agents of propaganda who continue to believe that
Nigerians would be swayed by these cosmetic
interventions instead of real business of
government.
“As the leader of the most populous black nation in
the world, we believe you should not allow your
Presidency to be pushed into the gimmicks of playing
to the gallery and attempting to use the
dramatisation of promissory notes and pledges by
foreign interests, false premature claims of victory
against insurgency.
“Dramatisation of salary cut and rejection of official
cars, all to gain cheap popularity and create an
impression that the government is on course when
in the actual fact, the new administration has not
been able to locate a bearing since its inauguration in
May.
“While we appreciate the symbolic gesture by Mr.
President in ‘cutting’ his N14 million annual basic
salary by 50 percent, it should be noted that
Nigerians would not be wavered by the N7million
annual donation and rejection of official cars, and
forget their expectations for the implementation of
his long list of campaign promises for which he was
elected into office.”
Metuh added that the Presidency should know that
“these orchestration,” no matter how populist it may
seem, does not in any way address the burning
issues of employment, alleged worsening security
situation and decline in the economy.
He said the President should also be aware of the
continued slide of the Naira which, he said, has
dipped from under N200 to the dollar in May to an
all time low of N238 under the APC administration
among others.
Moreover, Metuh said that Nigerians cannot
therefore be deluded by impressions aimed to make
government appear to be on course when, he said, it
has only been a case of what he called all motion, no
movement, spiced with unnecessary excuses.
He said Nigerians are now agitated that this
government has failed to hit the ground running as it
promised.
For example, he said they had been complaining
about the inability of the President to unveil his
cabinet two weeks after his inauguration.
Besides, he said two months after, the President has
not been able to decide on key appointments such as
ministers, Secretary to the Government of the
Federation, a Chief of Staff and advisers in key
sectors of the economy.
Metuh said Nigerians are still eager for information
regarding the five million new jobs, monthly N5,000
each to 25 million poor citizens, monthly allowance
to discharged but unemployed Youth Corps
members, free meals to school children and bringing
the Naira to the same value with the dollar; among
other promises upon which you and your party
gained access to power.

www.punchng.com/news/salary-cut-not-enough-pdp-tells-buhari/

Seun, Barcanista, Lalasticlala

PDP please return all your loot before you can even talk to my president about this

boolet:
Loyalty, you can always say that again. How I love that word! And on not asking for what her father can't afford, here's a short story:

A young soldier after returning from UN mission bought a fairly used car and the gf whose father is an old soldier was always in the front seat (@ least for the 1st few days after its arrival). One day the young soldier was driving his gf and some of her gfs around and the girl says "Buba, dis car is hot, e nor even get AC" and the soldier replies "shebi na d same work me and ur papa dey do, e get bicycle? U and ur dirty friends make una gerrout of my car". He made sure they got stranded that day .

Jacksparrow0712:
Introvert get thee behind me
FTC Na God win



Back to topic the last point about hairstyle, some dumb people still believe it.








I dedicate this achievement (FTC) to my parents, my weyrey crew and to my gf who made me believe in myself again. She made me believe I could achieve anything in life if I set my mind on it.
To my fellow niralanders, don't let nobody tell you you can't. Just believe in yourself and your dream. YES YOU CAN
THANKS

the fear of introvert is the beginning of FTC...lol

harbdulrasaq88:
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Former Super Eagles captain Sunday Oliseh arriived the Nnamdi Azikiwe International Airport, Abuja, this afternoon ahead of his swearing-in as head coach of the Super Eagles by the Nigeria Football Federation (NFF) tomorrow Wednesday July 15th. See another photo after the cut...

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http://www..net/2015/07/photos-sunday-oliseh-arrives-nigeria-to.html

a beg no be naija him been dey sign the contract??just asking..

EduRegard:
Skimming through the topic, most probably what flashes through your mind is “How is that possible”, Of course it is very possible if you know how to manipulate your ways, but get ready to succumb to one, more or all of the following conditions :

Get Ready To Spend : Since you are feeling somehow too huge to lift a pot and strike a matchbox, get ready to stroll into the abode of mama put and spray some cash to get some stuffs into your ever-worried belly. This is not an easy task though, imagine you eating three times with a purchasing power, calculating it at a rate of #200 per meal if you are not a glutton affiliate, summing up to #600 per day, invariably #4,200 per week and an aggressive aggregate of #16,800 in a month!! COME! Grab a seat and sit next to me, how much is Nigeria’s minimum wage??Leave that aside, how much does it cost to set up a pure water factory somewhere at the backyard of this street?? Imagine you saving that sum for a couple of months, my guy you are already a business man. Ruminate on that. Shoutouts to those guys that do the cooking, not all of you do not have the money to spend but it’s cool to plan your future right from time.

Get Ready To Beg : You know blue blood is not running through your vein and you don’t want that pot to leave a black spot on your skin?? Then let me give you some tactics on how to survive without doing the cooking,by begging. Go to Youtube and download a couple of Basketmouth comedy videos, cram as many as possible, this might take you days to do so. Wake up and scout the person that is cooking out, walk up to him and give him a friendly handshake while you shout ” My Surest Dude! How Your Night Na”, avoid the usage of pure English so it won’t sound like you are forming phonetics, do not leave the guy’s hand after the handshake though, keep shaking him like he just won golden boot and you are to present it to him, then sharply look around for a circumstance that will befit one of the jokes in your head, throw the joke in the air and laugh hysterically as you crack it, remember, laughter at times stimulates laughter… The condition is straight, if you are a dry comedian, you cracked it at the wrong time, or your joke doesn’t seem funny , then you need another means of getting food. Else, he laughs and probably other roommates join in the process, I must say “You don hammer!”, just sit back and wait for the food to get done, then echo the statement “Guy I dey chop o”, you have a 70% chance of eating part of the food. Just note that this tactics wont last you more than five times before they get to know the kind of human being you are.
But why should you go through the whole long process of If’s and Else’s like you are writing python syntax, just for something as simple as “Eating”, it will soil your dignity for sure and very soon they will start insulting you with the punchline, they might even compose personal anthem for you, depending on the category of roomies you have in your possession.
So, get off your high horse, head to the market, get some food stuffs and COOK!!!

Get A Rich Girlfriend : Laughter flows through my pen as I hold it tightly and script down this point. It has no guarantee, but just in case, it must be mentioned but no details. When a typical girl nowadays won’t follow you for a stroll if you don’t get her something like suya to mix her saliva, then you will need to offer her the heart of Mother Theresa before you make your own offer of “Cook For Me”. She will definitely have to love you, and if you are not loveable, then this option is not meant for you, scroll to the next. This will definitely affect your dignity as well and it will hardly last long as someone close to the girl will one day mention “This your boyfriend is broke sha o, na everytime e dey chop 4 here“. Oooops! That’s not the best idea, if you already have this mentality then clear it off your mind, it’s abusive.

Get Ready To Starve : Extracting what starving means, in case you don’t know, it means to suffer severely or die from hunger, to be undernourished, malnourished and to experience a concentrated feeling of near-death discomfort or weakness caused by lack of food, coupled with the desire to but nothing to eat. No simple British English can describe it comfortably, everything is huge and scary, for you to know that starving is not even a considerable option for a normal human being. You will see books and wont be unable to read as they will seem like uneatable chops, you will experience nights filled with nightmares, that’s when you will realize that all cats are gray in the dark, you will walk on the street and get shaky and dangling in the direction of the wind like a drunk monk, then you will know the effect of food on your stamina. But I think at that moment, nobody will tell you to get a pot before you do, even if there is no cooker, you might decide to place it under the hot sun, that’s when you will realize that food is the enhancer of human brain.

Conclusively, all points made but the fact remains the same and it’s obvious it’s not easy surviving without cooking on a Nigerian campus, it’s always better to do, it saves your spending and also reduce your dependency.

SOURCE : http://www.eduregard.com/surviving-without-cooking-on-a-nigerian-campus/

ruuuubbbiisshhh post.......how could you not include...GET READY TO DRINK GARRI.....op I dey vex for you now.a beg go include am make people like me no lose hope of survival..

Dharniel:
8 + 13 + 2 = 31

;Dna only bokoharam dey do sis kind calculation... #runs out a thread before a bomb explodes.#

...nairalanders no dey gree oh..

On Tuesday the Management of Transmission Company of Nigeria (TCN) announced that Nigeria had achieved a new electricity transmission peak of 4545MW through its national network.

The Nation notes that according to the statement by Seun Olagunju, the General Manager on public affairs, the feat was achieved at 21.45hrs on Monday.
The previous power transmission peak of 4517MW was attained on December 23, 2012.



READ ALSO: OPINION: Why Buhari Must Deliver On Electricity

Previously TCN informed that electricity wheeling to the Distribution companies has improved to over 4000MW due to improvement in fuel supply to the power generation plants.

The organization says that it will continue to work towards enhancing its power wheeling capability and reliability of the network to be able to deliver more quality electricity from the Generation plants to the Distribution companies nationwide.

TCN Managment states:“Expanding this support both bilaterally with the individual countries and to the Multinational Joint Task Force, which the Lake Chad Basin countries and Benin are in the process of standing up to coordinate their counter Boko Haram campaign.”

Reuters estimated that Nigeria, with a population of around 170 million, has installed power capacity that fluctuates between around 6,000 to just over 7,000 MW, but experiences severe electricity shortages that are crippling its growth.

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True.

I don't understand.is it that 600 persons were killed in a day? ..I hope not..

Haven't you hear of born again xtians that went to hell.until you enter heaven,you are not safe..watch and pray

Hahahahaha