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nwakaibeya1:
Jeremiah 12:10,Many pastors have destroyed my vineyard, they have trodden my portion under foot, they have made my pleasant portion a desolate wilderness.DO HUMAN BEIGNS REALLY LIKE TO HEAR THE TRUTH?::::: authority has come back to the earth,BEHOLD we are not begging human beigns to accept our truth and revelation and that is why we have told them,this is power as of old , that go and sin no more power of REAL Jesus Christ which is unbelievable to human beigns , so cant you see that we are wiser than you that criticize us?dont forget this that many are pretenders INFACT THEY are pretenders who will rather die that accept defeat just like Pharoah of bible time who preferred to sink in the ocean than accept defeat from moses even though pharoah knew the truth just like may evil people who read us knows our truth and revelation and many of his , pharoahs descendants are still in existence today so you that is ignorant and blind spiritually will not know but we know by the reason of the light and the mantle and the power that be and that is why we reveal the HIDDEN mystery OF HUMANBEIGNS ?you that think that you are wise?many human beigns like to stand at the gate of heaven ,enter they will never enter ,also allow others to enter they will never allow others to enter so you must think humanbeigns:we are speaking by the power that is unbelievable to human beigns *this is typical of all our truth and revelation and explanations about the night people ,the rich people and evil marine and occult world and those whom human beings believe in them so much that they were called by God or where made rich by God who are in existence today as being powerful and others as the descendants of the prophets and priests referred to here in the bible @#### Jeremiah 5,25, Your wrongdoings have kept God away;your sins have deprived you of good and peace and night sleep.26 “Among my people are the wicked,who lie in wait like men who snare birds and like those who set traps to catch people.27 Like cages full of birds,their houses are full of deceit;they have become rich and powerful,28 and have grown fat and sleek.Their evil deeds have no limit; they do not seek Gods justice and secular.They do not promote the case of the fatherless;they do not defend the just cause of the poor even when they do its for their own selfish reason unknowingly to the those benefiting from them?.29 Should I not punish them for this?”declares the Lord.“Should I not avenge myself.on such a nation as this?30 “A horrible and shocking thing has happened in the land,31 The prophets prophesy lies, the priests rule by their own authority,and my people love it this way.But what will you do in the end?is it not those we call CHAMELEONS Let this phrase as follows sink in you and we repeat that we keep telling you human beigns about them that are being referred to in those passages by God himself hence judgement has come again or cant you see the judgment is all over the place even though the worst judgement is happening spiritually now but because those being judged are pretenders we repeat who will rather die that accept defeat just like Pharoah of bible time who preferred to sink in the ocean than accept defeat from moses even though pharoah knew the truth just like may evil people who read us knows our truth and revelation and many of his pharoahs descendants are still in existence today so you that is ignorant and blind spiritually will not know but we know by the reason of the light and the mantle and the power that be and that is why we reveal the mystery ?you that think that you are wise?this is words of authority and power from real Jesus CHRIST, that we declare and they are spirits,who can battle with the God of justice,he that made the spiritual laws?we are not begging human beigns to accept the truth and thats why we have told them this is power as of Jesus Christ which is unbelievable to human beigns so cant you see that we are wiser than you that criticize us BUT AS USUAL ONLY TIME WILL TELL WHO IS GENUINE OR NOT?DO NOT SAY YOU WHERE NOT TOLD THAT KINGDOM OF GOD OF JUSTICE HAS COME AND JUDGEMENT HAS COME BACK TO THE EARTH:YOU ARE PERMITTED TO INVESTIGATE BUT HOW WOULD YOU INVESTIGATE WHEN YOU ARE SPIRITUALLY BLIND?JEREMIAH 5,21-22

how does this edify??

Walkopet:
http://www.punchng.com/news/boko-haram-cameroon-depots-450-nigerians/

what is a Nigerian doing in Cameroon illegally?? Loll...nothing I no go hear..

Seemyfather:
Considering mine own opinion, here are the list of some states in Nigeria that your barely hear about them in the dailies, be it on air, TV/Radio stations, or in any forms of media system. I mean you hardly hear about them be it for good or the other way round. While there are some you only hear about them ones in a blue moon due to one activities or their yearly festivals that makes us to hear about them ones in a year.

Meanwhile there are some states that you almost can't do without hearing them on air, or in any of our dailies/social media's, be it for good or other way round.

To mention a few, here are the list.

Those you barely hear about:

1) EBONYI
2) GOMBE
3) KEBBI State
4) ZAMFARA State

Those ones you only hear about ones in a blue moon:

1) CROSS RIVER
2) KOGI
3) OSUN

Those you can't do without hearing their name being mentioned in a day:

1) DELTA State where I proudly belong...
2) LAGOS
3) OGUN State where I currently reside and work.
4) RIVERS
5) FCT
6) Be free to add yours.

NB: Please note that you barely hear that of Osun State, if not for this recent salary or no salary saga of a thing that now makes them to be kind of famous nowadays...

I stand to be corrected anyway.

Thanks.

I simply want to know the mod that brought this thread to front page. It is not your fault its the mods fault..

boko haram will stop when Christians decides to start fighting jihad.then and only then will they stop.I pray it doesn't get to that point oh..

austinoeze:
Why is maltonic bottle short?

Because the creator made it so..and who are you to question their creator??are you their God

Gwekzy:
Carboni of Italy used to be my favourite

;Dhahaha...carbon I with the funny white hairdo.dey guy get high shot power oh..but I used van wiljk of Holland because he had a better shot power...

INTROVERT:
UNI of MAIDUGURI.

no nah.dey went to university of sambisa....please don't ever make such mistake again..

Over 200 people died in the last three weeks,and you are here talking cars.bihari should take the armored cars,drive them into sambisa and annihilate bokoharam..

simba1:
Hmmmmmmm!This kind story eh?
Abeg important infos missing.....
School?
Course?
Your sex?
These would help us understand and learn from your story better.

can't put my school,neither can I put my sex.I can only put my sex.of which I am male.

belac:
why did you had sex with the babe I saw you with yesterday, are you married to her ?

mtchw

This is a true story. It all started when I stumbled across a lecturer of mine who is a prof,outside my department.he saw me and recognised,I was his student so he asked me to help him make photocopy of a certain material,which cost ten naira.meanwhile,he gave me a twenty naira note.After doing what he asked me to do,the problem was now that I could not bring myself to returning his ten naira change.I attempted returning both the material and his change,but I only succeeded in returning his material because he was with other senior lecturers.I didn't just want to embarrass him by giving him ten naira.i
I waited for many days to catch him alone in his office,but couldn't. I was lucky on a certain Thursday when I went to his office and met him doing nothing so I asked for his forgiveness before attempting to give him his change,I played the forgiveness part because I don't want to hurt his ego.his response was quite normal of him oh.he first of all abused me and said he doesn't do small money,that if I want to talk money, I should be sure to talk about big money..
Months later,after pasting final year GPA,I discovered a mistake on my result.this mistake was in a course he took me.he used the fact that I was honest with his ten naira change to correct my result by my words because I had no prove that I passed his course.I remember that we were always asked to write our S/no,our names and score after seeing our results,in case they is a mistake,it can be corrected.but I didn't..this is my story...learn to be honest at all times my friends............,

iampartyboy:
1. She demands excessively and never spend her money on you: [/b]so many girls are guilty of this. She will do everything to milk you dry and never deem it fit to buy even singlet for you.if you complain she'll say she don't have money. Bro if your Babe get this trait, move!!!

[b]2. She never talk to you about marriage or children: If your girlfriend never for once raise an issue about how she'll raise your kids or talk anything about wanting be your wife then she don't have future plans for you. Bro start looking for an alternative.

3. You've already introduced her to your family and you are yet to meet any of her siblings: if you have introduced her to your parents and sibling and she didn't bother to let you even speak to her siblings on phone or meet them then she's not thinking about marrying you. She's just using you till she gets who she wants.

4. She won't call you: I dated a girl back then that forbids calling me or else she needs something or will need something soon from me. That's when she'll try to act friendly and caring. She won't call on a normal day and if I asked why she didn't call she'll say she didn't have credit. That's another way of saying I should send her card.

5. She's fond of saying "your wife go suffer" : Guys take note. If your girlfriend is fond of saying this then she's not thinking of being your wife. You are just together for the main time.

6. She don't apologise when she's wrong: if your girlfriend feels too proud to apologise after a misunderstanding even when it's glaring that she's wrong. She's always feeling like "shebi if you go I have other guys toasting me on bbm and are even better than you". She doesn't love you and won't marry you

7. She's not proud of you: if she don't tell her friends about you when they're having their discussions then she ain't feeling you. Even when you ge her a present she'll rather ask you the price and when her friends ask her about it she'll rather tell them the price she bought it than telling them you bought it for her.lol... bro you're not getting married

8. She's not appreciative: if your girlfriend doesn't appreciate what you are doing for her or she's fond of saying "what are you doing for me?" bro she's not ready to marry you. Start looking for an alternative now.

9. She's not humble: if she thinks/act like she's doing you a favour by dating you then she won't marry you bro. Go and look for you size....lol

10. Last but not the least. If she's pregnant for you but can't keep it for no reason: she'll tell you she's not ready or come up with excuses not that you are not capable but she just want to get rid of it Kuz she didn't love you enough nor planning to marry you.


If your BOO possesses 50% of this then you have entered one chance siiiiince. Don't say you're not warned

Mr op,how can a girl who is not your wife get pregnant for you.please explain..

menix:
He bought a stolen bomb..
Come google no dey ur 3310

funny

menix:
The former president of West Germany

what is he doing in kano prison??guy I am serious.his name sounds like that of a one time central bank manager.

Who is sule lamido?

nikkiking:
The Snake luks real dangerous. Thank God it was killed.

strange comment.a beg e get snake wey look friendly??

priiince:
This got me laffin

Mr op,I think you are not a Nigerian because if you were,u would know that ur list is incomplete with the period when we just drink water...

dollyptosh:
Damn!! you no go kill person

so many people find my post hillarious but criously I wasn't making a joke.I was just speaking my mind

aikluck007:
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha my belle ooo.. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Now I'm crying

lol

Nice move..

A man that uses the f..... Word is not even born again..its not about being a christian,its about having a relationship with God.

jaybee3:
GBAM

You are bang on point

He obviously theorized his answers which is usually a turn off.

I just pity the guy tho..

How come I can't readily play a song I just downloaded.I will have to wait till my phone is ready,which could take two or more days..a beg how do I solve this problem...I use a gionee p4

Fiji broke the record for the biggest victory at the Pacific Games with a 38-0 win over the Federated States of Micronesia on Sunday, going 21-0 up by the break before adding another 17 later.

Atonio Tuivuna cashed in at the weekend with 10 goals at a tournament that provides the possibility of qualification for the Rio 2016 Olympics for his country, though Micronesia are ineligible as they are not affiliated to the International Olympic Committee.

The Oceania Football Confederation tournament has been a tough one for the latter, with their Group A hopes already over after going down 30-0 to Tahiti two days earlier.

The landslide result set a new highest score at the competition, but will not be officially recognised as a record by Fifa as Micronesia are not ranked by the governing body.

Australia therefore retain the honour for the biggest victory in a Fifa-recognised international football match, having beaten American Samoa 31-0 in a qualifier for the 2002 World Cup.

huthority01:
I'm a Leo! I have double personality! Actually, It’s multiple! I study the game of power to develop the ability to understand everybody around me and judge by my own reasoning, & by this, i don’t joke with what are not meant to be joked with. I respect & honor, those who deserved to be honored. I can be anybody, any day, anytime, anyhow, anywhere.

I’m energetic, dynamic, competent, ambitious and decisive, a confident natural leader, who loves responsibility and challenges. I instinctively aspire to positions in which I can mobilize resources and seek long-term goals. I care for the global direction, but leave the detailed implementation tasks to others.

I look for the strategically most effective ways and ensure that problems are solved and decisions are taken, and that something goes on. I radiate a natural authority and awaken confidence and trust in others. I like and respect people who challenge me, but hate incompetence and inefficiency and treat people who do not meet my expectations harshly. I prefer to work with independent, decisive and results-oriented people. I’m aware of competition and often a workaholic and i want to be the best in whatever I do.

I am open and honest, resolute and energetic, I express my opinions powerfully and generally i go straight to the point. I love confrontations and enjoy intellectually stimulating discussions, but I can only be convinced by clear and solid rational reasons. I think fast, express myself clearly and speak in public with skill and full of self-confidence, even impromptu.
I am logical, analytical, innovative and imaginative. I can make effective and often tough decisions, and if it requires the matter, I rarely take into consideration the feelings and needs of the affected people. I am brave and determined when it is necessary to solve complex problems and I can make drastic changes. Once i have started an action, I am often not willing to change my plans, even if the circumstances may seem to require it.

Although it is difficult for me to harmonize family and professional life, I care very conscientiously and responsibly for the welfare and financial security of my family and friends. I wish for a life partner, who is autonomous and self-aware and supports my image of success. You inspire people who mean something to you to improve constantly.

I value prestige and status, I’m sociable, I can be entertaining and affable and i live with pleasure and enthusiasm. i see relationships also as an opportunity to learn something. I prefer social events which allow a mentally stimulating exchange. I connect work and pleasure and foster commercially important relationships.................

two reasons y the interviewer was shocked.
1..he wondered how a mad man managed to enter his office, and was scared to the bones make u no end up beat am..
2..he wondered how you manage to graduate from the university,if you cannot answer a simple question as "tell me about yourself".
haahahah

four years wasted when you struggle to make front page for four years..

Princecalm:
majority of Nigerians have a poor reading habit.

I just don't want to generalise,else I would say all...

gej the bkoharAm slayer..Lol...funny nairalanders....I don't drive hinder,I drive hummer..

Princecalm:
Nigerians don't really value history.

yes,a man that doesn't enjoy reading can never value history..

hibbayueei:
Good.

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kolatobs:
delicious but no meat

...oga u self..u dey do like say u no sabi how this naija economy dey..

How of una sabi the name of this delicacy..na calabar food oh...