NwaIdeato:
Eloswag suppose comot that swag from him name, Baba resemble fulani herdsman

��� i don laugh tire hubby asking if am okay

Have been laughing so hard. What a night what is wrong with Kayode now he don carry camera

stephleena:
Hope say Biggie get Hermes plug number ABI? Dude would be needing his drugs soon

have been laughing hard since i read this comment

Amillionnn:
Really big brother. Level 2. Una done start una nonsense again. Just say you know say you done suffer level 2 people die so that’s why you are giving them this

They deserve it.

Ambber:
the show is running behind time o. I don tire to listen to the theme song, dey look screen since

go to Africa magic family that is where you will watch it

Any update guys

Hassanjj:
I'm only asking guys, Since the recruitment is taking forever.

Loll

Pls we are looking for kehinde olusegun. He left akungba to akure on Friday he dnt get to akure and he is not in akungba too pls Incase you see him.

Karac:


Asin ehn... I don tire I swear

Over tire Dey worry me self after that screening since april

McCoy662:
Good day my good people out there.
On February third this year, I got a message from GTBank that a GTBank account has been opened for me, with my account number. The message did not specify who, from where or why the account was opened for me. I tried to contact GTBank customer service but i got no reply from their WhatsApp number. Now this morning, I got a credit alert of ₦5 through GTB GAPS services from IJM INTEGRATED SERVICES LIMITED.
I've not heard about this very company before and all my google searches are not helping matters at all.
GTB GAPS i learnt processes funds that are paid in batches.... It's a kind of E-cheques.
So i really want to know if anyone received the same message or does anyone have any idea where this whole thing is coming from. Do i really need to report to the bank or just ignore?
Messages are sent to my small phone; i should have attached screenshots.


Admins pls help me push to fp

Things like this can send someone to jail. Pls go to bank and clarify

Heavensent01:
any update?

Nothing yet oo

Heavensent01:




Mijoel thanks for your response always I appreciate


she's working somewhere and she will need to report first before exit, can't she be there by 9am latest or she can't meet up?


or better still can she still go tomorrow because her boss is not around to even grant the permission today


why do you say she should be there only before or 7:30am

Even if it’s 10am they will still answer her

Amerengues2:
Stop Marriage Registry Extortion In Nigeria.

Mod: Front page please

Some times, I sincerely wonder if some Nigerians have a convenant with corruption �. In this article, I will be detailing my horrendous experience, brazenly fettered extortion and the unpleasant situation couples and their families are subjected to at the Ikoyi Magistrate court.

To start with, let me list the official payments you are entitled to make and justapose it with the myriads extortion and attendant intimidations of submitting your application without an agent.
Documents needed are:

Application form
Passport photograph
Form of Identification eg Passport
Bachelor/Spinster affidavits
Birth certificate
State of origin

Kindly note that you can't bring in your photographer neither your make up artist. There are even claims that even when your photographer sneaks in, you will still have to pay their own photographer #3000 which I paid as well.


#15000 for your application

#1500 each for couples to make their swearing of affidavits of either bachelorhood/Spinsterhood or marriage declaration.

#500 for photocopy and printing

In sum that's an average of #18500 plus #500 miscellaneous.

Kindly follow my narration as I journal and recount my experience- this echoes and reflects other people's frustration.

Recall, there was a high sensitisation to address Nigerians to go online and make their marriage application as against the conventional physical registration (which is mostly carried out by some official & lurking agents). Consequently, this didn't augur well with most of their officials and agents in the ministries as they make a lot of money from each person. On average, over 100 plus ( general survey says 200) marriages are conducted in a day and when you put your calculator to test to see the massive gain they make per person, you will realise where the greedy officials avarice emanated from. If an agent wants to help you make the application, you will be charged #28,000 on the average. With about 200 marriages , and with a difference of #9000, that's around #1,800,000 made daily illegally. However, the concern is not against the agents but the indirect victimisation of those who chose to do the application themselves which is most likely due to paucity of fund considering other attendant expenses accompanying marriage in today's world or to avoid mistakes from agents.

Journeying down to the day I went to make enquiries and submit my application form, I realized another level of pandemic (corruption) bedeviling this nation Let me fast forward this narration. After entering one of the offices to submit my form, I saw one man addressing people with insolence. He tout and protrayed himself as a demi-god because of the position. "Carry that stone and put behind the door", at first, I was disturbed with the idea of telling an applicant to carry stone and put at the door while he also addressed someone that he stood there like someone unserious, "Iwo Duro be bi .....". I was honestly irritated by their conduct. Well, that's a quintessential character of most government workers when you need help in their offices.Though, Immediately, I rebutted that thought knowing that I wouldn't dear to treat people that way even as a government worker and there was even only one man around that place that feared God- he appeared to be a Muslim.

The climax on that day was when one of the women there made an intimidating statement and it goes thus: "E ma wo won lojo wedding won.....instead ko fun wa lowo Ka ba won shey, won fe mu wo le". "Won ma pe nbe". This literally means that "they don't want to give us money to do it....just see how they will stay late on their wedding day". I found this statement disturbing even though she was discussing with her guest who asked her why people were submitting there.

On the day of oath swearing, immediately after the lengthy verbose lecture-cum-counselling, we were asked to move to hall 2 for swearing where the extortion started from. We were asked to pay #500 for oath swearing. I earlier asked on the ministry website, and i was told nothing of such. As miniscule as this amount is, the overall value is significant. Moreso, no form of illegality should be espoused if we want to curb it in entirety.

On the day of the wedding, we were first greeted with some touts at the entrance who would intimidate you if you aren't parking your cars there because they must collect #1000 before you park. On getting to where I would pen my name down, I realized some names had been written even before few of the bearers arrived but I was unperturbed. We were asked to pay #1000 for issuance of certificate. Again, this isn't official because I asked from the ministry.
The first unpleasant situation of the marriage registry was that couples will have to rent chairs for #100 each because they provided a very small amount of chair (around 25 chairs for over 120 people). If you can't rent, then you either stand or wait for some set to enter first which takes time. My wife decided to use the restroom and was charged #50. Well, if it's for maintenance, it's fine only that I was only thinking if repeated visit will attract another #50.

After being called in, and series of verbose and repeated counselling, we were ushered in according to our names written. When I got to where to submit the application form that was first given to us that morning, the man to collect it asked in a somewhat friendly yet coercing way..." Ohun daa oga yi" which literally means "where is it?!" I was actually dumbfounded because I didn't know we would bribe at that place. I went back to my sit without giving him. When I got to my seat, I heard a guy beside telling his surprised wife that he paid the man #500. I started thinking��... I hope this man wouldn't drop my application because of that.....thereafter, I went back to give him the #500 to have a rest of mind. However, to my chagrin, I realized some people were just called in first ahead of others- my observation was that those people's agent had already put their files. Some were not even answering their names as they were either on their way or something else. Well, I told myself I was already there.

Again, we were called in one by one for documentation. After the documentation, the person attending to you will ask for some 'egunje' which is bribe. The person that attended to me asked politely and I was obliged to give her because she wasn't sounding coercing and threatening- she was unusually friendly like others. For example, the woman on the other end of my table forced those couples to drop money if not,....... She didn't finish the statement but that was pretty intimidating. She said she isn't the only one to spend it. Honestly, the height of coordinated extortion startled me considering that an article was written on this before and one could only hope it had effect on the proceedings there.

The last straw that broke the camel's back was the final wedding proper. Apart from the speedy crammed recitation by the official that handled the proceedings, the offering part and money for drink majorly spurred me into writing this piece because I have already let it slide. The brazen audacity and confidence to openly ask #5000 each from us (the couples and the two witnesses which is #20,000) is what I found startling. Initially, we joked and begged her to reduce it on the basis that we had no money left (within me, I knew this wasn't official money) I told her the amount I could afford but she insisted and immediately moved to call another couple. This means that if we can't pay #5000 which we haggled for few minutes, she will seize the certificate. My wife told me to pay her but I found it insulting to force us to a money she should have politely asked. Perhaps, if she had jokingly teased us, it might have been possible. I was furious though I concealed it. It became obvious that corruption is the new normal and if you aren't corrupt, you aren't normal in Nigeria. I concluded that the bribe they get there daily without being restricted emboldened and bolstered them to reap people off. Also, the level of tip off is a function of your bargaining or negotiation skills. Gosh!!! It irks me to think one's negotiations skills would be applied to open rip off.

I know most Nigerians passed this and they can identify with this narration. In fact, most of us would say "Nigeria is corrupt....let's just leave them, what can we do?!" The more we leave issues like this unaddressed, the more it grows. The country is hard and people aren't finding it funny. In fact, I was so irked that I felt like publishing the woman's face that insisted on us bribing because I have her pictures. The aforementioned average of #1.8million naira illegally made daily is excluding the #5000/couple money for drink extortion which amounts to #2,000,000. Everything sums to almost #4m made daily and #120m made monthly. This is a conservative fee and not even the extreme. Little wonder why the woman was complaining that she had few jobs on her table and that she wants more job. Which government worker wants more job??!!!

We seek change!!

Good day sir pls i need help on how to go about the registration pls can you tell me the step the agent we saw said 30k

shawrygal:

Get yourself prepared for a rigorous training exercises. Those guys are not friendly at all. They beat the hell out of people today.
I escaped because of my baby.
Thanks to the officer that pardoned me.

Pls i have a baby too pls where you allowed to carry the baby or you came with someone who help you

habsydiamond:
Even if she no won gree b4, on hearing the gun shots na proposal approved.. Who won die now?? See strategy

I was so angry with someone before but seeing this comment make my day

Karac:
I heard the next stage after screening is aptitude test (exam)

which exam is that

Epe division start checking oo people are already seeing their names o

Mijoel:
Those that went today, how did it go? Are still going to call another batch

their were asked to submit their lasra photocopy o, they did some push ups, check their height and weight

The Management of the Lagos State Neighbourhood Safety Agency wishes to inform applicants in its ongoing recruitment exercise that the screening for Epe Division of Lagos State will begin on the 7th of April, 2022 at the Epe Township stadium.

The exercise will commence from 8 am prompt for the 5 LGs and LCDAs including Epe, Eredo, Ikosi Ejirin, Ibeju Lekki and Lekki that make up the Division.

The screening exercise for the Division will take place between the 7 and 8th of April, 2022 and applicants are advised to adhere strictly to their invitation dates as those who flout the schedule will be penalised.

Management

sampete:


This is what I saw when I checked using my email address. I didn't get any mail. I'm so not prepared for this. Do you know if I can reschedule it?

Sequel to your application for employment, you are invited for a screening exercise details of exercise are as spelt below:

Exercise / Interview Date: 2022-04-05
Location: Campos Mini Stadium, Lagos Island, Lagos State
Time: 8:00am prompt
You are to come along with the Followings:
1. LASRRA Registration Print Out,
2. Registration Confirmation Print Out
3. Invitation Email (that is this mail)
4. Any other document(s) that may enhance your chances of being considered for selection during the screening exercise.
Dress Code:
1. White T-Shirt on White Short and canvas or tennis shoes.

Congratulations you have been shortlisted you will go their tomorrow with your credentials

Hello all people have started seeing invite. You can check if you are in Lagos island, epe etc.
How to Check your status and Print Exercise Invitation

1. Visit www.lnsa.lg.gov.ng
2. Click on APPLICATION STATUS
3. Enter your Email address and click CHECK MY STATUS

If you are qualified or shortlisted, you will be able to print your invitation confirmation

juwwylove:
But there's no ikeja division in there statement..or is the screening in batched?

Yes it’s in batch

Hello everyone has anyone receive mail.

Today is Mothering Sunday. Let’s celebrate our mother’s. 9 month is not a joke and for all the sacrifice. Let’s say sweet word let’s appreciate our mother’s

sunkieisland:
In front of Jibowu/Abiola Hall, FUTA

wahoo futarian

Or you can drop your number let me add you up

‎Open this link to join my WhatsApp Group: https:///CpBSJsFJRBlHUSTh4ZCCdo

I just open a new WhatsApp group. https:///CpBSJsFJRBlHUSTh4ZCCdo

misolar:
On this page,,,,please any update??

Nothing yet o we are expecting them to call us

solatrust01:
*LOAN RECOVERY OFFICER*
The above position is needed in a financial Outfit. Their assignment is to meeting our clients on daily basis for repayment of loan and savings.
*LOCATION* : Alagbole Akute, Ojodu.
Mon - Sat 8am-5pm.
SALARY: *N30,000.*
Note: Transportation & communication will be provided. Interested Candidate should forward his CV to this WhatsApp number
08155883465
solatrust limited

Am in akute that 30k is small and i will work on Saturday too. Its it customer care, can i work from home

Karac:


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