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Programming / Re: Do You Pay Tax As A Remote Worker? by missimelda01(f): 10:48pm On Apr 06, 2023
vefexam:
If you are an independent contractor, then you do not need to pay tax (except income tax).

When it comes to invoices, very simple go online and look for a invoice template and customize it to you liking. If you are paid hourly put how many hours you work and your rate, routing number, back account number etc and you are good to go.

If you plan to japa to EU countries (North Europe) and sponsor yourself make sure your invoice tallies with your transaction history - it makes it less stressfully and easier.

cc: missimelda01

Thank you so much for your response.

For the second paragraph, I don’t use a dom account to receive payment…does it also apply to platforms like Grey?
Programming / Do You Pay Tax As A Remote Worker? by missimelda01(f): 8:45pm On Apr 06, 2023
Hello everyone, I have a question for the techies living in Nigeria but working in companies outside Nigeria.

How do you handle tax payment if you work as a consultant?

And If you don’t pay tax, how do you provide the monthly invoice to your company?

I would appreciate quick responses, thank you.
Politics / Re: Lagos: Way Forward by missimelda01(f): 7:50am On Feb 28, 2023
ycat:
This is not a beauty pageant here, even ugly is beautiful after layers of mud. My heart is pure but still have to fight for my survival if i need to.

I can't believe that anyone can ask that question after everything igbos are throwing at Yoruba.

The universe has no other option than to be kind to me because I put good energy into the world, but fight people who try to harm me as igbo do. And my children will never marry igbo because I didn't go against my parents when choosing my lord(yes, just like Sarah called Abraham lord)I call my boo lordI wouldn't have married a man whose parents didn't want us together. So I won't be killing myself, life is good!

You ended up saying nothing. State facts, leave story.

As for your children, I laughter in swahili. E go shock you, the same way this election result is making you all uncomfortable.
Politics / Re: Lagos: Way Forward by missimelda01(f): 7:11am On Feb 28, 2023
I’m trying to imagine what you look like, you must be really ugly because your heart is.

What did Igbos do to you personally? Do you think you can prosper with a mindset like this?

The universe has a way of repaying people like you here on earth, your kids will start marrying the same Igbos that you hate and that would leave you no option than to k!ll yourself grin

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Wins In Lagos, Beats Bola Tinubu by missimelda01(f): 12:08pm On Feb 27, 2023
BigDawsNet:
Never knew it was so close

It's means either Online was feeding us wrong results in lagos or something is fishy

APC people are thieves, just look at surulere result. Big lie!

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Politics / Re: Has LP Displaced PDP As A Major Opposition Party In Lagos State?? by missimelda01(f): 9:10am On Feb 27, 2023
You see that number 3, the answer is a big YES!
Politics / Re: Lagos State To Be Free From Bondage At Last! by missimelda01(f): 5:40pm On Feb 26, 2023
Yes oooo
The way I will stamp on Labour Party ehn, him sef go feel am for head grin
Politics / Re: To All APC Supporters, Put Your Mind At Rest. by missimelda01(f): 12:53am On Feb 26, 2023
Throwback:



Are you also irritated at the below?
Yes I am but guess what party is causing trouble at different polling units? You probably know the answer cause you’re not dumb.

Modified: voting APC is a dumb idea, so do the maths smiley

Say no to violence

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Politics / Re: To All APC Supporters, Put Your Mind At Rest. by missimelda01(f): 11:24pm On Feb 25, 2023
barbstee:
A ti f'ọkan bale
Manufacturing new slangs every minute grin
Shouldn’t you be busy bribing people to vote your candidate?

BTW Who has hot agbado for sale? This weather is too chilled grin

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Politics / Re: To All APC Supporters, Put Your Mind At Rest. by missimelda01(f): 11:19pm On Feb 25, 2023
If your Jagaban is as good as you people claim, why the violence? Hold your dogs and let us vote peacefully.

I’m irritated by how you people take pride in being thugs, threatening people here and there like a scared cat.

May the best man win.

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Politics / Re: Labour Party Wins In Alimosho Polling Unit by missimelda01(f): 9:09pm On Feb 25, 2023
basilo102:
A supposed APC stronghold. We told urchins that OBIdient is a national movement but they said it was only Igbos

Them collect woto woto grin

Funny thing is that not all of us voted, just imagine what the numbers would have been if every single person at the polling unit voted. Unfortunately, they said it was getting late so we had to count.

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Politics / Labour Party Wins In Alimosho Polling Unit by missimelda01(f): 8:59pm On Feb 25, 2023
Reporting from polling unit 099 Alimosho, Lagos.

Labour Party - 105
APC - 40
PDP - 4

We are OBIDIENTS grin

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Politics / Re: Urchins Are Silent ...whyyyyyy????? by missimelda01(f): 8:54pm On Feb 25, 2023
They’re busy eating agbado grin

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Politics / Re: What Should I Expect As A First Time Voter? by missimelda01(f): 9:50pm On Feb 24, 2023
N3TRAL:
When bullets begin to rain on your polling unit, no form JET LI or Jackie Chan o 😂😂😂😂


Run home for your life. 👟👟👟👟👟


BTW, you'll get this chance again after 4 years not 8 years.

It isn't that long to support our incoming President, Tinubu, to deliver.
I know only one party that is capable of causing chaos and you’re telling me to support them grin
Politics / What Should I Expect As A First Time Voter? by missimelda01(f): 9:21pm On Feb 24, 2023
I tried locating my polling unit today but I wasn’t really successful, I got some directions and I’ll leave the house early tomorrow to find the exact place.

What should I be expecting as a first time voter?

Meanwhile, I’m voting LP all the way. I’m so proud of my incoming President and Vice President.
Make the right decision guys, the next time we’ll get this chance again is after 8years.

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Family / Re: The Reasons Why Relationships/marriages Don’t Last - My Opinion by missimelda01(f): 10:15am On Feb 14, 2023
Acidosis:


Are you willing to give your 100% to a man or waiting to compliment a man's 100% with your 10%?
Refer your question to someone with 10%, definitely not me. Bye

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by missimelda01(f): 10:12pm On Feb 12, 2023
leisuretym:


You are an idiot
Why are you always so quick to insult people?
That doesn’t speak well of you but if you care less about it, ignore this comment.

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Participates In The NEGD Presidential Debate, 12th February by missimelda01(f): 8:58pm On Feb 12, 2023
jahsharon:


The Lion does not sit with Dogs and Baboons.

Emilokan Tinubu the Lion of Bordillion will never sit with Dogs and Cats
Sharrappp yeye dey smell

Let him come and debate and if he makes a good point then people will vote for him. Una too like back door!
Family / Re: The Reasons Why Relationships/marriages Don’t Last - My Opinion by missimelda01(f): 8:21am On Feb 08, 2023
KanwuliaExtra:



Please, take note.



GBAM!

Pure psychology. When people have failed in their own relationships, they start online counseling sessions. cheesy
Or they start posting 'Livingston' threads all over the Family section.
As kpe consolation tactics.
Sounds like an old NL ID I remember that was very melancholic about relationship topics. Always in sifia pains with all her posts and topics.

Lol I’m not advising you or anyone else. I wrote based on experience, observations and what I’ve learned so far. Why do you sound bitter?

P.S you should know by now that failure isn’t the same as making mistakes and learning from it. You are not perfect, no one is. Have a great day

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Family / Re: The Reasons Why Relationships/marriages Don’t Last - My Opinion by missimelda01(f): 7:32am On Feb 08, 2023
KanwuliaExtra:
So how far with your own relationship?
It is easier to preach and lecture.
I’m not preaching, neither am I forcing you to take anything I said.

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Family / The Reasons Why Relationships/marriages Don’t Last - My Opinion by missimelda01(f): 10:33pm On Feb 07, 2023
The reason why we have lots of broken relationships and marriages is because we don’t really understand the right way to love. This may be a long read.

Being in a healthy relationship requires that you are first in love with yourself, meaning that you do all that is required to live a happy life by yourself before deciding to share some of that happiness with someone else. Don’t go looking for who to complete you, no one was designed to be your perfect half.

As a person, you should thrive to grow emotionally, financially, spiritually, physically and mentally because these are important for you to live a fulfilling life, stop trying to outsource these things. Be in a relationship because you want to share a part of you with someone not because you are lacking something.

Now, we can’t really tell our heart who to love but we can control what to do with that emotion. Be disciplined enough to know that it’s not every feeling that you act on.

Be with someone who’s on the same level of emotional maturity as you, or be conscious enough to know when to be quiet and learn. Beliefs and general view of the life play an important role, so you also want to be with someone who shares similar ones with you.

Summary

A healthy relationship is when two people who love themselves individually make a decision to come together and share love and happiness. It’s two people bringing in their 100%, not 50% each.

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Family / Re: Ladies, How Do You Cope With Doing Your Chores with Fixed Nails? by missimelda01(f): 11:04pm On Jan 31, 2023
I’ve given up on acrylics and the rest. I spend a lot of money only to take it off after a week, the discomfort is too much… I can’t use my computer or even wear a fitted denim pant embarassed

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Religion / Re: Gay Son Who Dumped Homosexual Lifestyle Was Saved By His Mother's Prayer by missimelda01(f): 12:04pm On Jan 29, 2023
shogsman:
Hmm,i thought the pope said gay people were welcomed in thr church
It is a sin and not a crime in some countries. The church of God is open to everyone including sinners. That was what the pope said and I agree.

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Family / Re: Is Cheating General In Men? by missimelda01(f): 8:09pm On Jan 23, 2023
Men and women see sex from different perspectives but self control is key, your husband lacks self control. He probably loves you and can’t trade you for anything but he can’t control his urges, you already knew that before you agreed to marry him unless you didn’t pay attention.

Solution
1. Pray for him and be patient (protect yourself while at it)
2. Leave the marriage

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Family / Re: A Pair Of Shoe For Sale For #4k by missimelda01(f): 10:08pm On Jan 20, 2023
SaintNegro77:
This shoe looks like the present Nigeria's condition.
grin grin grin
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by missimelda01(f): 3:44pm On Jan 17, 2023
Are there people who have clothes to declutter? I have some clothes I bought that are not my size and this thread doesn't feel like the appropriate place to advertise them.

Is there an existing thread for that or should I create one? I need your opinions.

Cc Pocohontas

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by missimelda01(f): 10:25pm On Jan 10, 2023
I’m here for this drama grin
Food / Re: A Nairalander's Recreation Of Bolognese Sauce by missimelda01(f): 12:15am On Jan 10, 2023
1Sharon:
Don't let italians see this.
Especially Chef Vincenzo of Vincenzo's Plate, his reactions will be hilarious grin
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by missimelda01(f): 1:09pm On Jan 09, 2023
SimpleLife23:
Pls who has any quick deal dt can run me any small money... I am in Lagos... Available to run errand dt can give me money....

I just lost 100k..... My last salary for December as I am job hunting now.... I feel so pained and frustrated.... Feeling more depressed now

Any quick deal/ errands dt can help me raise some little cash please don't ignore...

I will be grateful

You lost the money? 100k?
As how sir?
Like you folded the money inside your pocket and it fell out?

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by missimelda01(f): 1:40am On Jan 09, 2023
Ausval:
I will pay the 1500 naira differential

Send your account details to the number on my business trend that if the buyer still want the product
@luvlyoracle kindly confirm you still want the item delivered

There is no point getting headache over issues that can be easily managed

I'm sure if any of you get headache from this you might spend more than 1500 naira getting medical care for it
Nwoke Oma kiss
Family / Re: Divorced, Ready For A New Phase by missimelda01(f): 1:15pm On Jan 08, 2023
You people have chosen vawulence this year and I Ioveet. The good part is that it doesn't matter if you're a man or woman, you go collect grin

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