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I can do without the other 3 especially Irish potatoes & plaintain.

Mine is beer. I took a sip to know what the fuss is all about & just knew it i will NEVER try it again.
Till date, I still don't understand why people spend so much of their money & time because of that bland & bitter thing.

The next thing is big brother. I watched for some minutes & knew I will NEVER watch it AGAIN. How do I spend time, energy & money watching other people living their mundane lives on camera & at the end I will be coaxed into spending my precious monies to still vote for them like how?

Another one is double dating. I haven't done it in a serious relationship but as friends(not fwb) & that act is tiring! People that do it in serious relationships and even marriage dey try. How do you keep up with the lies & pretense?

Sijo01:
Nothing at all. I'm always conscious of restocking.

Same here!

Heavensake1:
Bachelor's thread

Exactly!

ruggedtimi:
It's become a normal sight for me. At Jackson Park in Koforidua, about 5 burials take place at the same time every weekend. So i got used to it.

Koforidua is where All Nations University is, right?

I experienced those ones in the Nothern Region....in WA.
I don't think I can ever get used to the sights though.

ruggedtimi:
The first night I experienced a Ghanaian burial procession, I was initially frightened. Imagine walking into a street at around 11 p.m. and seeing mourners hundreds of them dressed like native doctors, moving solemnly along the road.

I've experienced their burials twice & till today, I haven't gotten over everything they did to & with those corpses.

But the way they handle the dead perhaps makes it less traumatizing & easy to deal with for them. For me though, it's scary & downright creepy.

Oh the things I saw there

Beans & bread
Beans & spaghetti
Bread & mineral
Pizza
Intenstines
Goat head
Ijebu gari

Burgerlomo:
Rice and Yam 🤣
Rice and Bread 🤣
Rice and Garri 🤣

Oh I have tried the last one.

Mariangeles:
Say it isn't so! 😳

I'm afraid I can't

Mariangeles:
Bread and mayonnaise is not weird.

The one I don't get is noodles with bread.

Lol...funny enough, bread & indomie is the only one I take from the list. The rest are crazy!

But my all time best of weird combos is freshly made fried rice with gari. My oh my!

Ishilove:
You cannot understand. You cannot understand at all...

You cannot understand the richness of the colours of the commodities. When you feast your eyes on the wares, something calls to you and as a woman, you must respond. E dey our DNA. You cannot resist that call. YOU MUST ANSWER.

I fit stay for supermarket 3 hours, window shopping and touching things. Don't let me start on perfumes. When I am in that section, I must sniff ALL the perfumes on the shelves before my body go come down. The ones I can't sniff because they are sealed will have their ingredients and properties thoroughly scrutinised, and the day e enter my head, I stand there and google them online.

See, make I no write too much long story. Men will never understand jare

Oh you totally get it!

And you didn't mention Olu Jacobs & Joke Sylvia?

In the list above, apart from Simi/Adekunle then Adesua/Banky, na only one person be celebrity.
Tuface & Annie are both in the spotlight.

If na like that, all the long time celebrities get husband & wife na & many of them are still together....why didn't you mention them?

The thing is, the 2 people being in the spotlight makes it more dicey.

A lot of people(men especially) don't know that condoms are only 97% percent effective.
It's usually written on the packets too except because our monitoring agencies don't do their jobs well.

Although getting pregnant after sex on last day of period is far fetched even though sperm cells live up to 3 days or more in the body.

saintkel:
If it's moniepoint u are using....select d ignore button n d money returns to d right owner....those asking how they got ur number n all that....haven't u used opay account before?.....u want to type 2 n end up hitting d 1 button....it's normal...

Won't account name show?

Mtcheeeeewwwww!
Ndi okenye arụrala.

Midehi3:
Qatar yes, Emirates a bit okay

Really?

What is your criterion specifically for choosing them over these luxurious airlines?

Midehi3:
Lufthansa

More than Qatar & Emirates?

VinnyBaba:
Dats how a Man spent 12k on Bangers, Knockouts yesterday.

Money that you can use to eat BETTER Catfish Peppersoup, 2 bottles of Origin and carry one Babe for the Night.

What's 12k?
Even in my level now, I spend up to that & more.

My parents' neighbor spends up to 500k(as at 5 years ago & more) on bangers

psucc:
That's the song! The chorus is Only remembered by what we have done!
So deep!

Oh! You are so right!
So very deep.

Another one is Peace, Perfect Peace. It is also sung during burials

Grateful by Benjamin Dube ft Tebello Sukwene.
This song means A WHOLE LOT TO ME.

All Benjamin Dube's songs

Jesus is here by Glowreeyah Braimah

All Ntokozo Mbambo's songs but her WHEN I REMEMBER & YI NAYE are top of the list

Resurrection and The Life by Pastor Nathaniel Bassey

Deep in love by Edwin Dadson Ft. Pastor Nathaniel & Ntokozo Mbambo

See How Far by the trio of Orenze Victoria, Pastor Nath & Dunsin Oyekan

All Pastor Nath's song.
(My best Nigerian male gospel artiste)

Finally, Flow by Jessica Reedy & Kill My Flesh by Chevelle Franklyn

psucc:
Fading away like the stars of the morning.

The songs always remind me of one thing - this life is but a stage and we are all actors, we leave the stage when our part is done.

Like every actors, our actions, whether good or bad live beyond us. How would you be remembered?

Ah! Just like ONLY REMEMBERED BY WHAT YOU HAVE DONE usually sung during burials.

I love how deep those songs are.

Rhado:
Living Waters by Hlengiwe Mhlaba

I also like her version of YOU ARE ALPHA

ruggedtimi:
i saw the list recently from samsung direct 105k. Samsung customer care

It's still hard to believe. Do you know that even the customer care center sometimes uses fake?

femi4:
Everything in my house is Samsung

Correct!

femi4:
A dead samsung is better than a living techno

The only living mobile phone in the world of android is Samsung - it's a different feeling

Ah! My fellow samsung UNPAID Ambassador

ruggedtimi:
a54 screen is 104k..how come s10 is 250k

Not possible. A53 5g is 270 now. It was 250 2 months ago.

Sunywa:
250k?
I'd rather go for a neatly used iPhone XR or A series Samsung with good spec. The replaced screen may not last a year or two.
I replaced my S9plus screen, used it for 4months before the screen starting flickering. Now, the screen is completely blank.

You didn't put the original screen.

The question on my mind no one asked is, "why wasn't the train driver warned ahead of time? Or can't they stop except at train stations?"

....except the interval between when the car spoilt & the time & speed of the approaching train made it impossible

I don't know why I don't like that market. I think I have only gone there once or twice or so. One thing is certain, I have never bought drinks there.
Fake products everywhere.

But some things are cheaper there though & aren't fake like biscuits, noodles, spaghetti, macaronis, tomatoes etc

OniyideAmplify:
So, because of one person you people make the whole of Lagos stand still, making millions of people spend long hours inside traffic. I spent over 3 hours from Lekki to Falomo this evening just because T-pain is in town. Issorite

My dear eh! All the roads leading to airport road were at a standstill yesterday

Not madly in love but was dating.....

1) He was a mama's boy & was acting all defensive about it.

2) He was VERY selfish & stingy.
Always taking...never giving

3) He was ALWAYS pestering me for intimacy
& also bragging about his past sexcapades(maybe they were also in the present...who knows)

4) His friends were all bunch of alcoholics, womanizer & all....very bad influence

5) The last one that was the worst for me: his family had to be royalty. The kind of demand & control they exert over his life(as a first born son o) & the life of his gfs were mind blowing & almost impossible to meet.
They are the most pompous, arrogant, self centered & controlling people I have EVER seen.
And to make matters worse, the person & family they were showing off to was FAR FAR FAR FAR better than they were but were just lying low.

The same way i'm suspecting my house owner is tapping from other prepaid meters in the compound because tell me why every flat(6 flats) recharges their card through same outlet on the control board when it wasn't so from the beginning when we moved in.