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Nairaland / General / Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment In Public? by MissJoy29(f): 12:03pm On Feb 07, 2020
OlawaleBammie:


i cant b more serious na grin

Afterall na only undies dem go seetongue
True na only undies but it's enough o
Nairaland / General / Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment In Public? by MissJoy29(f): 11:15am On Feb 07, 2020
Brightgem:
I thank God for you as well, I served as a teacher and know the mischief of students. That would have been totally embarrassing o!
I'm telling you dearie.

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Nairaland / General / Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment In Public? by MissJoy29(f): 11:14am On Feb 07, 2020
OlawaleBammie:

I said hiw i wished ur colleague did not notice...

it would be.... stew everywhere
You are not serious
Nairaland / General / Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment In Public? by MissJoy29(f): 10:14pm On Feb 06, 2020
OlawaleBammie:

Ahhhhh, ina omo orara ooooo

how i wished tho...
Speak English joor
Nairaland / General / Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment In Public? by MissJoy29(f): 9:53pm On Feb 06, 2020
That would have been when i was teaching years back. I just came out from the restroom & was walking towards my office. I had to pass some classes with the most senior students in the school with some of the male students crushing on me. I was wearing a flay skirt that my blouse was tucked into that day. Now, when I finished using the toilet, i tried adjusting my clothes by raising the skirt to pull down the blouse well and I mistakenly tucked my skirt in as well. I was just about passing by some classes but God saw my heart (that i would have died and woken up if those students had seen my panties) & sent a female teacher behind me who screamed when she noticed it.

It was a relief! I can't even imagine!

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Agriculture / Re: Tomato Jos: Mira Mehta Shows The Largest Active Tomato Farm In Nigeria by MissJoy29(f): 6:24pm On Jan 31, 2020
flexyrule:
While the government is embarking on fruitless oil discovery expedition in the Northeast, a Finnish woman is busy making millions from Agriculture in Jos.


You see this country ehn.. Evacuate the 200 million people here to the US and bring the whole of USA here.. In 20 years, Nigerians who were moved to the US would be battling to get visas to return to Nigeria.
20 years is too much....
Romance / Re: Why Every Man Should Strive To Be An Alpha Male by MissJoy29(f): 10:30pm On Jan 29, 2020
healthserve:



You're on a men's thread don't forget
That's how you lots also descend on our threads and derail them. tongue
Romance / Re: Why Every Man Should Strive To Be An Alpha Male by MissJoy29(f): 9:46pm On Jan 29, 2020
healthserve:



Na so na wink


I nondeybuse this type food play
I trust you!
Romance / Re: Why Every Man Should Strive To Be An Alpha Male by MissJoy29(f): 9:16pm On Jan 29, 2020
healthserve:
Another perspective. Mature


Martinez39
Ericsmith
Ubunja
JohnnySpute
Your food don done na grin
Romance / Re: Why Every Man Should Strive To Be An Alpha Male by MissJoy29(f): 9:10pm On Jan 29, 2020
jamesversion:
Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla.

E be like dem don sack you for Akwa Ibom government.
Family / Re: Mention Your Birthday And Find Your Twin Here by MissJoy29(f): 3:35pm On Jan 13, 2020
Candrevah:


Lol please I no be gay abeg, I hope a female born on August 25th will show up....
Ok sir.
Family / Re: Mention Your Birthday And Find Your Twin Here by MissJoy29(f): 7:47am On Jan 11, 2020
Dera25:
wow! August is not even much here on t to talk of my birth day mate, well, mine is 25th August

See unaselves.

Candrevah:
August 25th. I need a soulmate as well.
Romance / Re: Ini Edo Is The Sexiest Nollywood Actress (Picture) by MissJoy29(f): 10:07pm On Jan 09, 2020
KushLyon:

this one? yummy
Very very! I love her scarra!!
Romance / Re: Ini Edo Is The Sexiest Nollywood Actress (Picture) by MissJoy29(f): 4:59pm On Jan 08, 2020
KushLyon:
You people should keep posting names lemme go and be checking them out one by one grin
Ps: Onyi Alex is sexier than Dorcas Shola Fapson.....but ini edo is sexier than both of them.... My opinion tho
Also check Nancy Isime
Romance / Re: Send A Christmas Shout-out To That Special Nairalander! by MissJoy29(f): 12:35am On Jan 01, 2020
cassyrooy:
My Christmas shout out goes to MissJoy29


Merry Christmas dears.
kiss
Politics / Re: Has Power Been Restored In Your Area? by MissJoy29(f): 1:30pm On Dec 13, 2019
Yeah they gave us(around Union bank in Aba) light around 1.30am or so...
Travel / Re: Dubai Tram: Why Don't We Have This Mode Of Public Transport In Nigeria? (Photos) by MissJoy29(f): 1:36pm On Dec 12, 2019
ogatboy:
I disagree that trams are the fastest. Subway system or train line are faster
I'm sure you didn't read through.

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Religion / Re: The EXPERIENCE 2019 (Live Updates) by MissJoy29(f): 9:25pm On Dec 06, 2019
SaintHilary:

He's right actually.. U see dat stadium seats up stairs?
They'll beat you and rape your girl once it's 2-3am... Reason y i stopped attending
They show it on cable for a reason wink
Taa!
Romance / Re: I Don't Know What My Problem Is With Men And Dating by MissJoy29(f): 7:52am On Dec 04, 2019
healthserve:


Say it nau. Make I come tickle ya waist make you talk?
Lol...Seriously, you don mean o.

To the topic, the only thing I will advise her to do is open her heart to love. Although I also need to take that advice
Travel / Re: FRSC Arrests Mary Ikoku For Using Google Maps In Abuja by MissJoy29(f): 7:28am On Dec 04, 2019
adekayo1234:
The last time I was in Abuja, I realized most people in Abj no even Sabi road, thank God for Google map, I would have gone to NTA to declare myself missing
Same thing i experienced. I was taken on a merry-go-round journey. EVERYONE i asked had a different opinion.
Romance / Re: I Don't Know What My Problem Is With Men And Dating by MissJoy29(f): 9:12pm On Dec 03, 2019
healthserve:



See. There's a lot I won't say because of the enemity between the two of us... grin. While our enemity remains intact for sure, allow me drop some things I feel you considered lightly


1. Take vacations more - this time not to classy places but to open places like Shoprites and co.


2. Drop your car for some time. By taking public cars, you could see men climbing up the ladder


3. Spend your Saturdays outdoors. Attend conferences, seminars


4. Above all, see a prophet, this issue like other issues emanates from the spiritual.


5. You've been a victim of wrong/substandard environment for the men you sought in the past, now wake up and make the most of your work environment


6. Try to replace all online shopping with going to the grocery/super market stores yourself


7. Try new profiles with pictures on sites like Facebook/instagram


8. Start using public transportation and increase your use of this system. I.e BRT. Don't do boat rides o. You know you ladies have your spiritual husbands close.. grin Water draws you closer to being kept in check by your Spirit husband.. cheesy

My belle o. Am I this mean?


Cc: LifeisGuhd Crazyblue

Cc: MissJoy29
Laugh wan finish me here!
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Doks Art: Donald Trump Recognizes Nigerian Artist Who Drew Him by MissJoy29(f): 9:29pm On Dec 02, 2019
izzou:
grin
Dear Donald Obiwanne Trump

The guy's dream is to leave this country. That's why he drew you. Stop typing all these emotional quotes and put a call through to Walter Carrington

Help this boy's ministry, please sad. He spent 70 hours to make you this handsome. Don't let it waste like that

Abegg sad
Or Diplomatic Drive cool
Car Talk / Re: How Was Your First Driving Experience? by MissJoy29(f): 7:48am On Dec 02, 2019
My major challenge was balancing clutch and accelerator.

Surprisingly, the part others find difficult was easy for me: reversing. I was doing that like a pro.

If not for the clutch/accelerator issue, i drove better then in reverse than facing front grin


Oh the days of sneaking around town with dad's car when he's not around!

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Romance / Re: I Broke Up With My Double Dating Girlfriend by MissJoy29(f): 9:48pm On Nov 25, 2019
Emescot:


Please kindly let us know when she does
Are you sure you will make Heaven? grin
Romance / Re: I Broke Up With My Double Dating Girlfriend by MissJoy29(f): 9:43pm On Nov 25, 2019
Respect55:
This life is just a small place. You will think you are sharp but when the time is come, your sin will surely find you out.

Some weeks back, a guy saw my wares online and came around to pick some footwears since we are in same city. He kept on talking on phone with a particular girl (my girl) about the type of shoe she likes. Remember I just gave her a new pair when she requested for one. Not even up to a month.

So this guy selected 3 pairs of shoes - two males shoes and one female own. He just told me to packet them that he would call me when money comes in. Fast-forward to today, he called in the afternoon and gave me a location to bring the shoe that he went out with his girl and will be traveling in the morning.

I dressed up, picked up the shoes at the shop and dashed to the location only to meet him with my girlfriend.

I just pretended like nothing happened, passed the shoes to him. She was shocked to the marrow but the guy never noticed. He asked her to wear the shoe so as to see how it suits but she just told him that he shouldn't bother that it's OK.

He paid me and as I was about leaving, he called me back and introduced me to his girl. I told her my name like we just met and left.

That's just it. I'm out for good. I'm free
Wow!
Romance / Re: How Do We Test True Love? by MissJoy29(f): 10:52am On Nov 23, 2019
OladimejiRufai:
Well, I have an advice for you my boy @OP

From this moment, stop looking for true love

I'm not implying that you cannot find it but stop looking for it.

Rather start looking for a lady who is psychologically wired to always do the right thing and has a very advanced understanding of life.

See, in most cases, love is transient.

Sometimes, people fall in love because they fell into a moment where they perceived something that touched their heart from the other person. And then moments later, they find out that the feelings are lost.

sometimes, people fall in love because there's constant communication or commitment between both persons and they are just lost in the fun of it and think they are in love. If something happens that distracts one of them from achieving the constant communication or commitment to the other person, they find that they lose the love gradually.

sometimes, people's love for another person is usually connected to some features of that person that fascinates them or blows them away.

"oh, the guy is funny." "the girl is intelligent" "the guy is charming" "the girl is georgous" e.t.c and they continue to fall in love so far these qualities are present. But what happens when they lose those qualities or those qualities gradually fade away? that's how the love will also be lost or will gradually fade away.

So in most cases, love is transient. This is proven by the many broken relationships where you hear from both sides that they have fallen out of love.

So if a person were to enter a marriage because of love, he or she is likely to be no more interested in the marriage eventually and may crave attention or love elsewhere and may want to break up the marriage.

That's the reason why I said you should look for someone with a larger and better understanding of life and who is psychologically wired to do the right thing.

this is because when it gets to the stage in a marriage where both spouses have fallen out of love, for people who do not fulfil the said criteria (no understanding of life or being wired to do the right thing), they would want to break up or would start seeking love elsewhere and they many end up cheating etc.

But for someone who fulfils that criteria;

- someone who understands that this life is not a bed of roses and it is not everything you want that you get;

- someone who understands that the purpose of marriage is not necessarily to love rather it is to show care, support each other, become responsible, help each other achieve desired goals and for mankind to multiply (procreation);

- someone who understands that there is time for everything and there are some certain pleasures that should not be sought at all stages of life or the pleasures should be limited at some point in time (imagine a 45 year old woman complaining that her husband doesn't take her out for shopping or so like he used to when she was still 25 when she should be more concerned about caring for the kids that she didn't have then but have now and focus on making them successful in life)

- someone who understands that this life itself is a place of trials and there'll always be sour times or times when you would have to forgo your heart desires for the right thing to be done;

- someone who understands that the pleasures of the hereafter are far greater than those of this life and is more concerned about that and because of that, he or she gives up some pleasures in this world just for the right thing to be done.

- someone who has values, who understands cheating is bad, who understands that it is an evil thing to extort or deceive a partner for personal gains, who knows how to control anger and doesn't expect perfection from the other partner, who understands that for a marriage to work, both sides must be committed to it, who understands that deceiving a partner and extorting him should not be the measure by which you "make it in life", and who is psychologically wired to follow all those values;

So for someone who has a better understanding of life and is wired to do the right thing, such are the people who stay in a marriage when there's no more "love" or when they have fallen out of love and continue to try everything to make it work till the end.

So this is what you should be looking for, for "true love" Is scarce.

If eventually you are able to find true love in a partner that fulfils the above criteria, then consider it a plus, consider it a blessing and thank God for it.

My piece!
Chai! You just captured my life style and expectations from others in this write up.

You are so spot on! Love really IS transient.

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Business / Re: Allen Onyema Indicted For Bank Fraud And Money Laundering In America by MissJoy29(f): 6:21am On Nov 23, 2019
jjman2322:


haha tell me about it.. air peace is NOTHING in the airline industry.. NOBODY outside Nigeria knows air peace.. Not my USA friends, Not people in Europe, nobody..

SA airlines are more worried about Emirates, Qatar, Singapore, Etihad, etc.. Airlines who offer flights to destinations from USA to everywhere in the world, with a much better service smiley
GBAM!
Family / Re: What's Your Biggest Fear About Marriage? by MissJoy29(f): 10:15pm On Nov 18, 2019
*fear of the unknown:
--will he change?
--will I change?
--will we both change?
*fear of carrying pregnancies, birthing and raising children
*fear of losing my spouse or child
*fear of either party falling out of love

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Celebrities / Re: Steph-Nora Okere And Omotola Jalade Meet For The First Time In 20 Years by MissJoy29(f): 5:38pm On Nov 17, 2019
maxilly:


Not at all. I know them very well but you will agree with me that they both look really different
Not really for me o.
Celebrities / Re: Steph-Nora Okere And Omotola Jalade Meet For The First Time In 20 Years by MissJoy29(f): 8:11pm On Nov 16, 2019
Dreew:


Stephanie okereke ke? When did Stephanie begin to act? You can't put Stephanie and Sandra achums on the same list at all.

Regina Askia
Liz Benson
Eucharia Anuobi (this woman was everything classy)
Hilda Dokubo
Bimbo akintola
Sandra achums (really loved this lady)
Steph Nora Okere
Lillian Bach
Bimbo Akintola
Chiege Alisigwe
Ayo adesanya
Victoria Nyama


You forgot to add Rita Nzelu, Benita Nzeribe, Ibinabo Fiberesima & Maureen Solomon.

It's funny but i don't know Ayo Adesanya

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Celebrities / Re: Steph-Nora Okere And Omotola Jalade Meet For The First Time In 20 Years by MissJoy29(f): 8:07pm On Nov 16, 2019
maxilly:
Please which one is steph n which one is omotola? They both look like two unknown women to me
Indomie generation?
Romance / Re: I cheated, Deep Down I'm In Pains. by MissJoy29(f): 1:02pm On Nov 10, 2019
ffo:

Sometimes bringing personal issues to NL will leave you more confused. An average and ungodly person sees nothing wrong with what you did, some already have dead conscience, but you know in your heart what you did was wrong, your conscience is pricking you, which is a good thing. You don't have peace of mind also, you need to free your mind by asking for forgiveness from God and your fiancee.
Also remember when some of the advises backfires you are on your own. DO THE RIGHT THING ADE.
You made plenty sense.

He needs to know that the only thing that will soothe his pricking conscience is confession to his girl after God.

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