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PreciousBro:
The difference is in the taste and the taste is in the size abi...

The type of cucumber in the last paragraph is a foreign one that grows as you eat it, it finishes not. . CumAn buy this one, it's in my fridge and it's not watery lol after you taste it you'd be cummin' for dayz for more....

Oh no...the taste is definitely not in the size.

What kind of demonic cucumber grows as I eat it? Why hasn't it outgrown your fridge?

XingXhang:
I will watch. I was even watching Belgium Vs Panama, a bit boring. Switched on to video games with a friend.

Poultry. See free egg for us naa!

I'm back dear.

Really? Boring? I enjoyed Sweden vs South Korea. So interesting.
Which of the video games?

Lol @free egg. Come and buy.

Welcome back. How was your day?

XingXhang:
Lolz from Scrabble dictionary.

Very weird words.

Speaking about the Board Kind, I played it last in my Service year.

How's your day going?

Really? It's been long I guess.

Day is going well. Stepped out with bros to get medicine for the poultry. At least I will keep myself busy this evening with Tunisia vs England mstch. Rooting for Africa. Hope you will watch

Your day? Back?

PreciousBro:
I like girls that love cucumber. Unlike carrots,It brings a certain type of joy with the awareness they have a craving for size.

As a man with a 9inch mm baloney gun,you'd be relieved that at least you fit perfectly in her fridge.

It's not just about size. It's also in the taste, how they are used and what they give. Sometimes, cucumbers as big as they are taste watery while some carrots are very sweet.
The best combo is getting a big cucumber with a great taste.

I really don't know what you are talking about really with the last paragraph.

XingXhang:
Lolz, two are better than one. I've got your back. Don't I?

You would love this scrabble tho. See sample...

I know you do dearie.

Wow. That's nice. You played this one?
I see some strange words though.

XingXhang:
Face to face so you can be seeing the person you're 'killing' abi? But I'm abit good sha

Suits, Seasonal Movie ba?

Everybody is scoring penalties minus Messi

Yes of course I know you will be good. You type well.

Yes...seasonal movie.

. Don't let die hard Barcelonians catch you.

XingXhang:
I do. Online scrabble with Real people.

I'm outa the House. Wee browse the scores...

You'll soon sleep, trust me.

What's the title?

That's nice. I prefer playing face to face. I left my board where I was before I relocated to Aba.

It's 1 - 0 in favour of Sweden. They just scored now via penalty.

I trust myself. Though I hate sleeping in the afternoon. It means I will likely be awake at night & I can't afford it. Tomorrow is work.

Suits. Seen it? It stars Meghan Markle.

PreciousBro:
Ermm. Carrot. I thought girls hate that word. I always figured cucumber is key Lol it is very enticing in meals.

I love cucumbers a lot. I have it almost every night as dinner.
Go figure

PreciousBro:
Lol but we got lost when I last did. So let's just cut to the chase and seize the rabbit lol

Then bring the carrots when coming

PreciousBro:
Nah

Like a good driver that I am. I'll get back on the right route. Lol

I'd like to see you try

So many childish comments on this thread. Smh.

PreciousBro:
Now you've lost me too o lol

Finally! We have lost each other

PreciousBro:
I am. Crazy over your joyness.

Don't worry even if I have only one shirt. When we pull clothes we'll use ugwu to cover or las las we cook soup

Keep on confusing yaself and not me.

XingXhang:
Lolz, just easy to come by ones.

Bored, I would recommend the WORD to you.

You play scrabble?

Oh yes I do....do you?
I'm just passing time by watching a movie. Though I want to catch the second half of Sweden vs North Korea.

PreciousBro:
My Miss Joy. Every body needs joy in their life. Make me Mister Joy...

Lol....you sure are crazy.

PreciousBro:
Haha This is a funny question. Just the mere thought of clothes coming off between two abled adults connotes electrifying sparks of joy at heart and puts memory to retrospect of the times of when apples were forbidden because indeed apples are sweet. lol

Although I like to think myself as one bearing the tastes of Strawberries, Apples,Chocolate cream and Yogurt rolled in one to match the savoury scent and taste you provide ...let me be your appetizer.

As for your name,Joy sure lies within. Let's defy spiritual laws offing clothes.

Ok....now you have lost me.

XingXhang:
I have tried shawarmas of course.

About you being smart, it's palpable.

Hope your day isn't so boring? I know you like work?

Ok...so it's the sausage you haven't tried. Well, you will soon hopefully.

Awwww...thanks dear. Right back at ya

I'm soooooo bored! God!

XingXhang:
I haven't o.Maybe one day, I will. Can you prepare it?

Well, you know all things, smartie!

Of course I can...wait, you haven't tried sausages or sharwamas?

Why do I have the feeling you are being sarcastic?

XingXhang:
Sausage like meat, heard that before.
Will give it a try.
Sister in law? Who is a sister in law? You know I didn't go to school.

The kind of sausage you see in sharwamas. You haven't tried it? You are missing.

It's a lie. You know. You know that by sister-in-law I mean either my husband's sister or my brother's wife. But you are hoping it's the latter right?

XingXhang:
Ever living Beans and Garium!
I'm full for the day.

You're making the rice? Rice and sausages?
How dat one wan taste?

Oh! You ate the number one food on my "best food list" :beans and garri. Nice!

It's jollof rice with sausages. You use it as meat.
I didn't cook it. Sister-in-law did.

PreciousBro:
Lol even if it was literally or idiomatically phrased it'll still mean the same thing.

My night was the bomb, without fire and explosion of course lol I wondered what it'll be like to have My MissJoy in my life. I need all the joyous joy in it.

And what same meaning will it have Pray tell?

Lol @without fire and explosion.
Your missjoy? Why?













Although as my name implies, I give JOY

XingXhang:
What's your thing then?

Abia state? You're in my backyard. I hope to see you one day sha. Taken breakfast?

WhatsApp groups could be so annoying. Lol.
My thing? Do I have a thing?

Yes o. Backyard. And I was thinking you are in Lagos.

Not yet dear. But there's rice and sausages . What about you?

XingXhang:
Okay, Abia?
I slept well. Same here, resting mode too.
Have you read my profile about the 'free books'thinghy?

All day in Nairaland then

Yeah. You got it.

WhatsApp groups aren't my thing o. I don't know why.

You wish!

PreciousBro:
Oh.

I didn't care what said what nor whom opined sh!t... I don't usually quote unreasonable women albeit from what I read from the many ill female monikers,I thought yours was more worthy to strike a convo with,owing to the fact that I consider you more rational than the pack

By the way,aren't we done holding and rumpling each other's clothes ,we should be pulling them now How was your night?

Oh....I AM more rational and different.

Pulling our clothes down kwa? I really do hope that's an idiom.
Night was good. Yours?

PreciousBro:
Lol. This is really a dumb narrative scenario. You can't use the analogy of supply and demand here because if you do,you'd be giving an unwarranted precedence to faulting demand by protecting suppliers/prostitutes under the phrase of "Supply", as we all know supply only happens when there's a demand. Invariably implying the prostitutes are absolved of fault because they're only supplying by demand lol indeed.

It's shady!! You're still hiding your bias. @ MissJoy29. The appropriate term to refer to prostitution as in this case is "Market" ....

If you keep using analogical terms like codaine, which we all know when abused and not prescribed the the pharmacist/doc is harmful solely to the buyer and user. Then where does the health demerits or disadvantages of the prostitutes come in ?

Best scenario is a "market/seller n buyer" and when you remove the market there won't be a supply chain.

Thank you.

Sorry, the dumb narrative scenario, is it the one MarieS... wrote 'cause she was the one tthat mentioned codeine or is it the one I wrote 'cause I mentioned market/seller.

Since you mentioned just me....

makydebbie:
Thanks dear.
Amen.

You are welcome dearie

XingXhang:
I'm splendid. Trying to wrap up some duty before work tomorrow. Going to work today?

Imo state?

No I'm not. Resting mode

Is that the Eastern state closest to you?
Good morning. You slept well, yeah?

XingXhang:
Have so many neighbors tho

Nothing can surprise me again not even Brazil's draw with Swiss... Hope you're good?

Take a wild guess. Your neighbour from the east

I was surprised o. This tournament promises to be surprising like Italy's humiliation in 2014.

I am dear. You?

PreciousBro:
Awww cute!! Anyway i didn't imply you blamed the men neither did I insult you. For what it's worth. We agree to disagree. See ya!

Cute kwa? Anyway, you were too fast . I modified.

Well, we all have our opinions. We mustn't always agree. Take care.

PreciousBro:
Words shouldn't be deceptive to you at best. There was no where in my post I implied you blamed men. I didn't mince words at all, I kept it succinct. In your bid to profer solution you left out the exact problem which is prostitution and you know men aren't the ones selling themselves out there.

Simply put,if the girls aren't there,will the men demand. Your solution should have started with the sellers not buyers. $ex will always be a tool in nature humans(men) will crave. If you want the goat not to eat the yam,remove the yam first instead of instructing the goat not to eat it whilst the yam lays bare in its eyes.

You did imply I blamed the men. Why else were you subtly insulting me? And what's the 80% /20% you put there for?

Look at this, anybody can sell whatever they want to sell. It's left for the buyers to know if they want to but or not. But I can assure you that if a seller doesn't see a buyer, he/she will be forced to stop supply.

#my opinion. You are free to have yours.

MrBrownJay1:
very nice point, but sadly you forgot the main point here..... and that IS: if there was NO ashewos out there, who would these men pay to have sex (if not their own wives)? again, you certainly cant blame just one party when talking about prostitution NOR cheating. as i could well say that if women were not gladly sleeping with married men, then there would be NO cheating in this world (but we all know that there are 2 culprits here)



fair enough...

Thanks. You sure do give a balanced argument. It's refreshing.

To buttress my point further,let me ask you this: have you ever been to the market and you were forced by the sellers to buy what you don't want to buy?
I know they will try their best to convince you but you know what you want.
Now, when a particular product seems not to receive patronage from people, what happens to that product? I will answer with this story.

I love Viju Milk products. Especially their chocolate, wheat and soy variants. And I like testing new variants of the products I like. So imagine my happiness when a friend( who knows my crase for trying out new things) told me about Viju Soy which I'm sure a lot don't know about. I doubted him and had to follow him to see for myself. It was true. I bought & tested it & it blew my mind!!! I was then going there regularly.
One day, after going there several times without seeing the product again, I asked the woman what happened. She answered me, " people are not buying it so they took it off the market..

You get my drift right?

PreciousBro:
This doesn't make sense to anyone even without an inkling of logicality. How can the Barton of responsibility to abort prostitution rest solely on men, the patrons/customer ?

It didn't occur to you that the sole reason girls glide into it in the first place is for their own selfish desires and avaricious lust to amass coins for survival due to laziness and hence can't engage in a more honourable labouring endeavor? Don't even give me such atrocious lie that they do it because men demand it, surely I don't wanna believe our women are that daft and have fallen off the rationality ladder.

We all know naturally women lack altruism, women are more selfish, they don't care. Men care more ,so women couldn't be doing men a favour selling themselves cheaply to men. When favor is discussed it is men the patrons doing women a favor by patronising them. What i see here is same ol needless gender squabbles women portray and failing to take responsibility for their own faulty actions.

Weigh the cons, men only seek pleasure($ex) after which they part with their own money.... One phased-pleasure(although wrong too)

Women seek money and s.ex ,.. dual pleasure lol.

If you ask me in ascribing blame. I think it's a 80℅ for women and 20% for men. Just like a drug peddler peddling cocaine, the crime fighting authorities gets him arrested first to wade off customers. In like manner, if prostitution were to be a crime,then I don't think the authorities would arrest men,the patrons of prostitution. Some of you women have really degenerated to the lowest scums of the earth with single digits IQs ,forcing reasonable handles to remain guests members on Nairaland. Look at this disgraceful thread with all female monikers taking turns supporting this dumbness in glee.

Shivers!!

Chai! Na wah o. If I were the kind that insults anyhow, the kind of profanities that will be coming out of my mouth directly at you (and not as subtly as you tried to insult me) will be unbelievable.

Now, if you go back to that post you quoted, aside seeing where I clearly wrote the two parties ie men and women are to be blamed , if you read it carefully, you would understand I wasn't saying the men are at fault. Very far from it. I was only trying to proffer solutions. The men can help put a stop to this by not patronising them. That is, in the absence of demand, supply will cease. Now, how on earth does this translate to the men are to be blamed ?